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Sunday, October 10, 2004

Cut or Uncut? That is the question!!!

Yes, that is the question on the mind of a popular member of the Howard Stern BB who goes by the name mohel. And mohel has been asking that question to Howard Stern people and compiling their answers for quite some time now. I thought it would be a cool idea to add his list to the blog. Thanks mohel for the list and for your dedication. Please keep us updated. And people think I have a weird hobby. haha
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Hey Doc...here's my official Howard Stern crew cut/uncut list. Every person on the list is verified by an admission on air or an admission on the board or a suposition based on their religion. Here ya go:


Circumcised:
AJ Benza - He admitted on the air that he is circumcised.
Artie Lange - When he started on the show he told a story about sleeping with a girl over in Germany and Robin asked him if she commented on him being circumcised. He said it didn't seem to bother her.
Benjy Bronk - He's Jewish but I asked him on the Bulletin Board and he said he had a bris.
Booker - This one is a maybe but Cabbie told me in an email that he was.
Cane - Cabbie also told me Kane is cut too.
Chaunce Hayden - Told me he was cut on the Bulletin Board PLUS we've all seen his dick enough to know.
Crazy Cabbie - I asked him in an email and he told me he's circumcised
Don Buchwald – He’s Jewish so probably circumcised
Doug Goodstein - He's Jewish also...I asked him on the Bulletin Board and he said, "Ok cool between you and I only...I had a bris, ouch!!!"
Fred the Elephant Boy - Jewish also and circumcised.
Gary Del'Abatte - Admitted he was cut on the air also (he also had Jackson & Lucas circumcised too)
Gary the Retard - Was asked by Howard on the show and he said he is...but I'm not so sure he knows what it means.
Henry Hill - Talked about converting to Judaism on the show and how he had to get circumcised.
High Pitch Erik - Jewish but also admitted on the air when Fred the Elephant Boy had to paint his balls green. Everyone commented on the fact that nobody could tell he was circumcised.
Howard Stern - Has admitted to being circumcised a number of times on the air...has also said he wishes he wasn't.
Jackie Martling - Admitted he was circumcised on the air a few times usually in reference to Fred's uncut status.
Jason Kaplan - Jewish so probably cut.
JD Harmeyer - I asked him on the Bulletin Board, he said, "Well, I am circumcised. I'm not jewish so there was no bris. I'm not sure how the topic came up about it after I was born. I just know, it was done."
Joey Boots - I asked him on the Bulletin Board, he said "71/2 inches cut"
Luke the Intern - I asked him on the Bulletin Board, he said he's "circumcised neatly".
Mark Harris - Jewish and circumcised.
Mel Karmizin - Jewish and probably circumcised.
Mike Gange - He commented on a guest who was about to come in with cancer of the penis. The guy had shown Mike his penis in the green room and Mike came in to comment on it and admitted he himself is circumcised.
Mr. Skin - I asked him on the Bulletin Board, he said, "circumsized"
Ralph Cirella - Howard told a female guest that liked Ralph that he was not circumcised. Robin said to him.."are you not?" Ralph said, " of course I am" Howard was just trying to turn her off to Ralph.
Reverend Boby Levy - I asked him on the Bulletin Board, he said, "i'm cut...not bris..they just cut off a piece of my helmut..chicks and cabbie like it cut"
Ronnie Mund - More Christmas lights than most Christians but still a Jewish guy so probably circumcised.
Ross Zapin - I asked him on the Bulletin Board, he said he's "cut to perfection"
Scott De Pace - Admitted he was circumcised on the air and fought with Howard over the fact that he was going to have his son circumcised also.
Scott Einziger - Jewish guy so I assume he is.
Scott the Engineer - I asked him on the Bulletin Board and he said he is circumcised and he had a bris.
Shuli - I asked him on the Bulletin Board, he said "I was born in Israel so yes I am cut."
Stuttering John Melendez - Admitted on the air he was circumcised once after they talked about his disgusting toenails. Howard said he had such poor hygeine, he wondered if John was at least circumcised. When he said he was, Robin said, "thank God".
Wayne Siegel – I asked him on the Bulletin Board and he said, “yep... got the hitler helmut and everything...”
Zolar - I aske him on the Bulletin Board, he said he's a "circumcised German".
Uncircumcised:
Angry Black - I asked him on the Bulletin Board, he said, "I hope you're a chick - un"
Fred Norris - Born of Latvian parents, Fred Jr. was never circumcised and it has been discussed a lot on the show. Fred's nephew came on the show but his father (Fred's brother) had him circumcised.
Gay Ramon - I had seen his naked magazine spread so I already knew, but some guy named Doc asked him on the board and he said he's uncut
Mike Walker - Admitted on the show that he's uncut
Sal the Stockbroker - I asked him on the Bulletin Board and he said, "I have more folds on my cock then Vinnie has under his chin. Uncircumsized."
Vic the Intern - Former intern, Indian guy...Stuttering John told everyone that Vic is uncut
Vinnie Favali - Admitted on the show that he's uncut.
Unknown:
Captain janks - I asked him on the Board and he didn't answer.
Cliff Palette - I asked him on the Board but he wouldn't answer.
Crackhead Bob - Never admitted anything.
Dan the Song Parody Man - I asked him on the Bulleting Board but would not answer
Daniel Carver - I've asked him a few times on the Board and he never responds.
Double A - I asked but he didn't answer on the Bulletin Board
KC Armstrong - I asked Cabbie and he told me that KC is cut. He wore red speedos on the show once and in a close up he looked very cut. I'm assuming he is but he has never admitted it on the show, so I'll keep him unknown.
Tom Chiusano - Never admitted anything about it on the show.
Yucko - I asked him on the Bulletin Board and he just made a joke but didn't answer.
There are of course more that I don't know of...but I'll keep my ear open on the show and I'll also do what I can to keep working on it. I hope you decide to pitch in and add it to your list of questions. I'd totally appreciate it. Anyway...take care buddy. Keep up the good work with the Shrine, see ya around the Bulletin Board.


~mohel


P.S. Oh, I forgot one more:

Last but not least Doc - I asked him on the Bulletin Board and he said, "cut".