Where is KC?

The last few weeks I have seen that question asked at least 100 times on the Howard Stern BB and no one from the show is talking...not on the board, not on the air.
I decided this morning to ask the fans what their theories were on this latest show mystery. I asked on Howard's BB, the altfan h.s. and the web's fastest growing fan site, www.howardshrine.net

Check back later to see the results. If you have a theory on why KC has been missing from the show please email it to me at howardshrine@aol.com and I will include your comments as well. Thanks!!!



me and KC gaying it up

Robin's nipple part 2

Eski on the Howard Stern BB I think may have done what I was trying to do.
Apparently I was looking at the wrong boob. ;)
Check it out.

Robin's Nipple

It was mentioned on the show today that a pic of Robin on Howard's site revealed one of her nipples by mistake. Here is that picture.



To the naked eye it is very difficult to see what Howard was talking about but with my photoshop skills I believe I have isolated the nipple in question.



Not to get too techinical I reversed the image then changed the brightness and zoomed in to uncover as reported a very nice shot of Robin's left nipple. oooh yeahhh!!!




Is it me or does Robin look smokin hot in this pic?

Chaunce Hayden EXPOSED!!!!!!!!!

I had the pleasure of interviewing Chaunce Hayden about his bent penis months ago.
http://www.deansplanet.com/doc_chaunce.html

This morning after logging on to the Howard Stern BB I was pleased to see Chaunce's new avatar, an actual photo of the penis in question. Is that really his "dong"? I just had to find out and caught Chaunce on instant message:

Howardshrine [11:33 AM]: is that really your weiner?
CHAUNCE100 [11:33 AM]: yeah
Howardshrine [11:34 AM]: do you have a bigger pic? I'd like to put it in my blog
CHAUNCE100 [11:34 AM]: hahaha
CHAUNCE100 [11:35 AM]: i want creative control of my cock...... so at the moment I'm not sending out pics haha
Howardshrine [11:35 AM]: I will use the avatar then.
CHAUNCE100 [11:35 AM]: it's too small.. bad quality.. haha
CHAUNCE100 [11:35 AM]: but if you must....
Howardshrine [11:35 AM]: thanks
Howardshrine [11:36 AM]: Do you mind if I use this instant message conversation? Howardshrine [11:36 AM]: just to make it authentic
CHAUNCE100 [11:36 AM]: sure
Howardshrine [11:36 AM]: cool
Howardshrine [11:36 AM]: anything else you would like to add about your penis go right ahead
CHAUNCE100 [11:37 AM]: those aren't my balls.. that's my hand.
Howardshrine [11:37 AM]: excellent..I was wondering about that


Be sure and check out Chaunce's recent interview with George Takei

http://www.chauncehayden.com

http://www.chauncehayden.com/Takei4.zip


His webmaster, the lovely and smokin hot texicali was able to clean it up.
texicali was one of the people banned from the BB for reasons still not clear. Bring back some of the good people like this cool lady Howard.

In other BB news congratulations to Cliff Palette on finally getting his orange. Sean the Whiterapper hopefully will be next. Yes, I know Sean can be alittle prick sometimes but if Sean doesn't deserve his colors for 10 years of calling in to the show then no one does. Speaking of little pricks, Ladies and Gentlemen:

Chaunce's penis:

http://www.howardshrine.com/images/chaunce.jpg

Boycott continues

Jeff Schick and the mods at the Howard Stern BB after banning hundreds of screen names, deleting and moving threads, and turning off registration for a few weeks have managed to tame the board down, making the place more fan and celebrity friendly. The fans left are still hanging in there, some with over 15,000 messages, but where are the big names? Now that things have settled down Howard said he would pay a visit Friday night and Robin said she would as well over the weekend but so far they have continued to stay away. Howard made his last post on Sept 7th just a few days before the bannings began on Sept 10 and he hasn't answered a question by a fan in the Ask Howard section since Sept 5th. He does have the most posts of the big 5 with a total of 448. Robin has a total of 29 posts coming in to this weekend making her last on August 7th. Fred Norris has managed 7 messages to the fans, making his last on July 28th just edging out Gary Dellabatte who made his 5th and last message on July 15th. Artie Lange, with the help of Zolar and others who have posted in his name, has 53 to his credit, the last coming on August 15th but he has confessed that he hasn't made a single post by himself. Why do I bring all this up now? Basically I had nothing else to write about. hahaha Seriously, I hope that they all feel more comfortable now and that they all participate on a more regular basis. It's what makes the place stand out over all other boards. Welcome back Howard and company. Jump on in..the water is fine.

Zolar and Tara calling it quits????

Most Stern fans know who Zolar is: the frequent caller to the show who often starts his calls as a woman, the crazed Pamela fan who sniffed the chocolate pretzel of Kidd Rock, the guy who drops the nigger bomb as often and almost as good as King of All Blacks, and the lucky guy who won a date with those crazy lesbian sisters whose uncensored E! show is currently being offered on Howard's official www.howardstern.com To name just a few Zolar moments. But many fans may not know who his wife Tara is. Tara is the very first woman to throw up on Jeff " the Vomit Master" Levy on the show. As a result she was also on the E! show's 2,000th celebration episode because of that purging. But her appearance on the show this week may be the most memorable. Over the phone Tara confronted her husband and one of the many chicks he allegedly banged, misshowardstern, while in Vegas and it was revealed on air that divorce papers have been served. "Tell him Howard, tell him to be a man and get out. " Zolar denies the "infidel" charges but the old adage what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas doesn't always apply. Sometimes it's captured on film. The fun in Vegas didn't stop for Zolar with those three great days of Howard Stern show. Due to his antics he, Andrea and a few other people from the show were approached with an idea: Spend 3 weeks in a mansion with cameras everywhere like Big Brother. And that they did back in July. Although the official whack pack live dvd appears to be hung up, possibly with legal matters, who knows? another video from those three weeks have surfaced. Tara, you might want to get a copy of this. Your honor I present Exhibit A: http://dime63.dizinc.com/~dopesgo/ Well, I don't think you will see Zolar and Miss Howardstern actually having sex on that dvd but they sure seem pretty friendly in the gallery pics. But for some reason I believe Zolar when he says: I did not sex with that woman miss, miss Owensby. I caught Zolar after the show on instant message and asked for his comment: "For those who are happy for my dismay I accept all ur bashing I only brought this on myself "
I for one sure hope that Zolar and Tara can patch things up, for the sake of the kids, but I also hope he can finally convince Miss Howardstern to make them naked posters, for the sake of my penis. Hey Now!!! Thanks for the quote and Good Luck. Be sure and stop by Zolar's website for more info www.xyzolar.com

And the bannings continue

They say you can never be too sure who you are talking to on the web and I learned that firsthand this week when I got an email from someone who was a thorn in my side at the Howard Stern BB, a dude called texicali who was supposedly a midget. Well, it turns out that not only is Tex not a midget, he wasn't even a dude but a woman and not just any woman but the woman responsible for about 90% of the content on Chaunce Hayden's offical site. hahaha Tex was nice enough to tell me the truth after she was banned from the board and even linked my website: http://www.thechauncehaydenshow.com/21082.html Since she no longer has access to the BB she wanted me to pass along her request for funny quotes about Chaunce:

"What is up with the Howard Stern Bulletin Board? Many of the board regulars have had their accounts suspended (including this unhappy webmaster). How can you help? If you are one of the 3 people still able to sign in to your account, Email us any posts about Chaunce that make you laugh. Be sure to include the link to the thread and the username of the author of the post. The best submissions will be included in the fan mail section of this site. And the funniest submission just might win a "tossed salad", courtesy of Chaunce himself!"

One BB regular that is also missing in action is the member who had the most posts of anyone. The One Solo had 13,000 posts when he was banned, according to a post he made at the refugee board. http://claud9.com/hsbbrefugees/index.php

Who's next one has to wonder?

My money is on Chaunce who seems to be whining the most about the moderation going on and who is still there to whine. tic tic tic

Picture of Eric the Midget?

That's the rumor. The story goes he sent this pic of himself to some chick.
Handsome little devil isn't he? "Hello Gary"

Prank news

If you were at the BB this moring you would have witnessed a prank by Richard Christy, who seeing that Sal the Stockbroker was logged in his BB account and away from his computer, started a thread in Sal's name asking who the cutest Stern show staff member was!! Nice one Richard.
http://www.howardstern.com/boards/showthread.php?t=138325

Sal is still helping out at the studio this week despite calling Tom Chuisano a douchebag and he pulled a prank of his own this week on High Pitch Eric:

"So Eric came to the Stern Studio Friday because he wanted to tell Niki Zeiring how much he loved her. I suggested I put a fake tattoo on his back that said "I Love Niki" So Eric let me do it. For the rest of the day he walked around with this on his back."
www.horsetoothjackass.com/erictattoo.jpeg

And in other wack pack news Yucko asks that everyone vote for him, this time in the toughest clown contest for FHM.
http://www.fhmus.com/clownfight/

Nikki Ziering..WOW!!!

Free Johnny

Just when you thought things could not get any worse for Johnny McCarthy, things got worse for Johnny McCarthy. Johnny, as some of you may know, is the first person to be found guilty of breaking the new Calvin Kline law in NYC for running around the field of Shea Stadium holding a Howard Stern sign. According to Johnny he accidently fell on to the field breaking his arm but the judge didnt want to hear it and sentenced Johnny to serve 8 weekends at Rikkers Island, minimum security...OUCH!!! I had the opportunity to be the last person to interview Johnny on his final weekend of freedom. And what a weekend it was.

http://www.deansplanet.com/doc_free_johnny.html

Johnny's appendix ruptured and he had to have emergency surgery to save his life. Johnny resurfaced this week on the Howard Stern BB. Turns out he didnt have to start his sentence because of his medical condition but he was not allowed to leave NYC. The result: Johnny lost his job and is living in a shelter until he is allowed to return home. You can read about the continuing saga in this thread:

http://www.howardstern.com/boards/showthread.php?t=132168&highlight=bullshit


In other news it looks like another fan site will be stripping some of its Stern content. www.frogstar.com/stern got the cease and desist letter for streaming some old Howard Stern shows primarily the 9-11 show. It was also reported that a friend of a friend of a friend says that the average joe boyfriend of Kitana Baker was not her boyfriend at all but her husband of many years. And another board of the banned has also popped up http://claud9.com/hsbbrefugees/
oy vey!!!

Speaking of Johnnys. RIP to Johnny Ramone who lost his battle with prostate cancer.



Johnny.......OUT!!!!

hello hello? is this thing on?

I was telling my bestest buddy in the whole wide world dean, boy I sure would like to do something with my homepage every day or every week and he suggested a blog. A few minutes later he sent me a link and said to start typing. hahaha well this is my first entry and I am not sure how often I am going to do this but I thought it would be cool to do it like a gossip column kind of thing with news from the Howard Stern Bulletin Board and around the Stern internet community so here goes.

It has been an exciting week on the BB as hundreds of people were banned from the board including Stern show celebrity Sean the whiterapper. This journalist and True Fan of Stern says bring the whiterapper back, one name and in orange like he should have had in the first place. A new site has been launched for Stern fans to air their complains about Howard and the show and the BB at www.lazystern.com Check it out sometime. Another piece of gossip to report is that Kayla one of the Peta girls on the uncensored show being offered by Howard was actually a man. He had his junk chopped off back in the 8Os.
http://www.furcommission.com/news/newsF05p.htm
Howard didnt know it then and its funny to hear him and the rest of the gang fuss all over a dude. Wonder what Howard will think when he finds out? Speaking of the uncensored show it was rumored that a couple of the new shows were being offered on the web BEFORE they were even available on Howard's site. Someone from Howard's team must have leaked them. Interesting. Ok, thats about it for this test blog. Lets see how it looks Dean. Hey Howard, I agree...Nice tits Kevin!!!!