Welcome to Howardshrine's Page Seventy-One: Fish Tale from DALE IN SALES

This is the first addition of our new behind the scenes of the Howard Stern show gossip column. It's just like Howard's Page Sixty-Nine...only we probe and dig deeper for the dirt.

Today's entry is from show "insider" Dale in Sales. Thanks Dale.

Fish Tale from DALE IN SALES

Hey folks! Late-night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel came in to the studio
the other day, on his way to replace Regis on the "Regis and Kelly Show."
And High Pitch Eric was planning on ambushing the guy because he is a HUGE
fan.(His ulterior motive is he is trying to get a job on Jimmy's show as
the announcer,in an effort to follow Stuttering Johns footsteps)I drove High
Pitch to the studio that day on my way to work and I didn't notice anything
strange about Eric other than he was excited and screaming about getting on
the show.(High Pitch also has high blood pressure and a horrible temper
so he was screaming at me while I was driving to get there on time.)High
Pitch made his way into the studio bragging about his new tattoos and Will,
one of the producers, suggested that High Pitch take off his shirt. He asked
me if I thought it was a good idea,I said go for it. What High Pitch didn't
know was they were planning to scare him to death with a dead fish.Eric is scared shitless about dead fish,I'm not sure why, but he runs like a little girl when he sees dead fish.

As Eric was talking to Jimmy Kimmel,Howard's mentioned the word "Fish" and Eric quickly threw off the microphone and bolted for the door with "super human strength" and RAN down the hallway and into none other than the grouchy pain in the ass "Ronnie the Limo Driver" Eric stomped on Ronnie's foot so hard that Ronnie had to go to the doctor to have it X-rayed and there was a hairline fracture in his left toe. Ronnie said to High pitch Eric,"You better get yourself a good lawyer,because I'm going to SUE your fat ass" Eric said "fuck you, fuck your toe bitch".

The lawsuit is pending and now High Pitch is saying that he was being "harassed" and "traumatized" by the dead fish, so this should be an interesting day in court.

Next chapter in "behind the scenes at the Howard Stern Show" Find out about
the brawl that happened in front of my eyes with Sean Rooney,Beetlejuice and Tom Chuisano that also led to a lawsuit.