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Wednesday, March 09, 2005

10 reason's why it's good Howard stopped taking my calls by Chaunce Hayden

Originally Posted by Chaunce
10 reason's why it's good Howard stopped taking my calls...
By Chaunce Hayden



10. I get to sleep late
9. My self esteem is slowly coming back
8. Publicist are beginning to speak to me again
7. Ralph has moved up to the most hated
6. What I don't know can't hurt you
5. Ronnie is always in a surprisingly good mood
4. Howard doesn't have to worry about slander lawsuits
3. More time to play phony phone calls
2. Less chance of Howard making the cover of the National Enquirer
1. The number reason.... What SEC Investigation?


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