What is up with Artie??

Maybe Bart Baggett's expert analysis of Artie's handwriting can shed some light on just what is circulating through Artie's head right now besides Jack and Vicodin.



He prints everything, except for his signature, and people that print everything have a little more difficult time being intimate and more emotionally expressive so he does keep up some barriers with intimacy. He’s got amazing abilities to be a smart alert, a smart ass of course. Sarcasm. He has a pretty good self-image. I wouldn’t say it’s really high but it’s definitely pragmatic. It’s good. His defense mechanisms are defiance, doesn’t like to be told what to do. He can definitely take it on the chin and he can dish it out. Which is good. He is very tough. He’s got a little ability to be in charge, likes to be in control. But he‘s got good honesty with it. You don’t normally think of comedians as honest people but he can be very frank. He will tell you what is on his mind. If you ask him if you look fat in this dress he will tell you exactly that. He’s got defiance. I would suspect Artie having a real job would not be the best scenario in the world. I think radio and comedy is perfect for him because he doesn’t take commands very well. He’s got good ability to be generous. Handles criticism well. A little need for independence which means that he can make it on his own. Doesn’t like to be tied down. In relationships, he needs his space. As far as sex drives go, his sex drives are actually quite moderate, at least in this handwriting sample. Which mean it’s not a priority. He doesn’t necessarily want to be tied down right now. He needs his independence. Between stubbornness, impulsiveness, sarcasm, and a little bit of temper. I wouldn’t want to be on his bad side. I think he would be quite clever and caustic, which is criticism in his sense of humor.

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