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Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Why can't Ricahrd Christy get laid?

Doc: That was a really fun appearance both to listen to and watch on E! when you dominated Richard Christy. How big was his penis? Average? Below average? It amazes me that he can't seem to get laid. Do you think maybe it's his penis size that is turning the womens off? Why do you think Richard is having such a hard time hooking up?
Tall Goddess: Thanks! I had a great time and liked him immediately. He's a sort of guy that is non-threatening and I get along with very well. I think his penis is probably healthy average, I haven't seen it up-close to be able to judge the size. And if I learned one thing about cocks, you always judge the size when it's erected, never when it's not. You have no idea...the smallest penis, when erected, can all of a sudden literally grow out of itself. I have seen transformations from non-erected to erected that were amazing. I think Richard would need to cut his hair. Then again, I hear there's still women around who like guys with long hair. I just know, I don't.


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