Chaunce Hayden answers back!!!!

ASSHOLE OF THE WEEK

Response

Last week a listener of the Howard Stern Show called in to ask Howard if he knew he had made "Asshole of the Week". Of course the listener had to pretend he was calling on another topic in order to make it past the screeners since my name is no longer allowed to be mentioned on the air. Here's the transcript:


HOWARD: Hey, Woody, you're on the air."
CALLER: "Good morning."
HOWARD: "Hey, brother."
CALLER: "Hey uhhh, I saw last months Steppin' Out with Chaunce Hayden, he was really reamin' ya!" (Howard dumps the call)
HOWARD: "Well I don't care! It just so doesn't bother me. Who cares?"
ROBIN: "You would have to tell us here, because nobody knows."
HOWARD: "Yeah, nobody cares. You know, what's to say? You don't put someone on the air right away; you see their true colors."


Well Howard, just like the "Emperor's New Clothes," those close to you are too terrified to point out your errors at the risk of being banished from the Stern kingdom... However, if metaphorically speaking, you're going to parade around naked, I'm going to be the first to point out that your penis is the size of a horny strippers nipple. Showing my "true colors," as you put it, is just another way of saying, "I can't believe you're writing unflattering things about me! Don't you know how powerful I am? Don't you know I'll never talk about your magazine again?" But you see Howard, there's a difference between true colors and truthful colors....and sometimes the truth hurts.


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