Stacy Rucker: Is she annoying?

That's the question at www.amiannoying.com.
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From the Am I annoying website:

From: Stacy Rucker
Sent: Friday, February 25, 2005
AIA Mail: Please post this with my page from Celeb Stacy Rucker

This little write up about me, and what happened on the Howard Stern Show is WRONG.
Why doesn't this site tell the TRUTH? "THAT'S annoying..."
I VOLUNTEERED to wear the sign and had a BLAST.
NO ONE MAKES ME DO ANYTHING.
When I replied about my first memory 'I Forgot' If any HALF WIT on this site had a sense of HUMOR, they would KNOW, it was a JOKE.
My Biography obviously wasn't even READ.
Howard Stern loves the song I wrote for him, Of course men are going to want to see a chic nude who has been in PLAYBOY.
The 'Give Me More Howard Stern' song I wrote, produced, and sang is played on K Rock for 'The Howard Stern Show' ALL the time, and all my awesome fans love the song.
I also wrote one about PLAYBOY and Hugh Hefner loved it.
Let's see if AmIAnnoying.com posts this truthful message with their write up about me., or are THEY really annoying.
Get your stories right people.
God Bless,
Lots Of Love,
Stacy www.stacyrucker.com

Stacy has been posting at the Howardshrine Experience for months and everyone would agree she is anything but annoying. A true beauty, inside and out. Thanks Stacy for being such a cool and classy lady. But what do you think? Is she annoying?

Cast your vote here



Stacy's Official Site

Sean, you're on the air!!!

Sean the Whiterapper has been making calls to the Howard Stern show for over ten years now and counting. A few weeks ago he mailed me two cds with over 2 hours of those calls and asked if I would post a few for other fans to listen to. It was really hard deciding which ones to use, they are all so funny and special. The calls I finally decided on I think help showcase best the many talents of Sean the whiterapper aka Dwight aka Dave aka Ra the Rugged Man aka Sean Michaels and his contribution to the Howard Stern show. Enjoy!!

listen here...

Opie and Anthony rip Chaunce Hayden.....Chaunce answers back!!

Good for you Chaunce.
Time to unload your Opie and Anthony ass-licking/Stern bashing webmaster now.


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Unless you were trapped in a cave for the past few days, you probably already know that I've made a few headlines this past week because of a subpoena issued to me from the Securities Exchange Commission regarding Sirius Satellite radio stock. Oddly enough, I don't own stock in Sirius or any other stock for that matter (except for a 401K plan). Still, the SEC feels the need to waste our tax money on such a ridiculous witchhunt that will ultimately lead nowhere.


But the best part about being involved in a so-called "scandal" is getting to read and listen to all speculation, rumors, inaccurate reports, and outright lies. One of my favorite lies comes from failed radio hosts Opie and Anthony. Remember these two Howard Stern imitators from several years back? Probably not, but let me remind you. These were the two guys who were fired from WNEW-FM where they hosted an afternoon radio show because, in a desperate bid for media attention, they decided to broadcast a couple having sex inside St. Patrick's Cathedral. Anyway, fast forward several years and Opie and Anthony are back on the air (making much less money) at XM Satellite radio where they host a show that basically three people listen to.
The other day someone e-mailed me a clip of Opie and Anthony's commentary regarding my SEC subpoena, and for the next several minutes myself and the other three people I just mentioned got to hear some of the greatest lies and inaccuracies ever told. Normally, I wouldn't even give Opie and Anthony any ink (despite the fact that their publicist calls me almost daily to put them on the cover of Steppin' Out) since I try to keep this column about celebrities that, at their lowest, rank as "C" listers. But just this one time I will dig deep into the "D" list category, only because I love to tell this one particular story about these guys.
Many years ago I had begged Penthouse magazine to allow me to interview Opie and Anthony because Penthouse paid well, and at the time few real celebrities would agree to appear in the magazine due to its extreme adult content. But I knew these guys would even say yes to Modern Maturity if they asked. Eventually Penthouse agreed, and after an hour of listening to them discuss how they were geniuses for inventing something called "WOW," which stands for Whip 'em Out Wednesdays, I turned off my recorder and ran out of there. Now the good part.
That evening I get a call from Opie, of all people. (Even now as I write this I'm laughing.) Opie immediately starts whining to me how furious he is that Anthony took partial credit for creating "WOW" and that he was sick of it. He actually begged me to change their answer to my "Who invented WOW?" question and remove Anthony's name so he would get full credit as the one and only true inventor of Whip 'em Out Wednesdays. WOW is right! I couldn't believe my ears! By the way, I hate to admit it, but yes, I actually changed the answer per Opie's request.
So now Opie obviously hates me and I don't blame him. After all, the guy has been exposed for what he really is ... a creepy, jealous, lying fraud who for all intents and purposes has vanished off the radar.
As for this SEC investigation ... it may go down in history as one of the biggest wastes of taxpayers' dollars since President Clinton got a hummer from Monica Lewinsky. The only difference being, that really happened.
Chaunce

read more here..

Listen to the audio here...

King of All Blacks: Live Webcast of ASK THE KING SHOW starts this Friday!!

That’s right fellow citizen Now the KOAB brings you the “LIVE and UNCENSORED” Raw and Naked "ASK THE KING SHOW" WORLD WIDE WEBCAST We will be Streaming Real Time LIVE and Uncut From a secret location in Harlem. This one hour adventure will have you rollin’ Come inside the Mind of the KOAB You may not agree, but he’ll have you thinkin. We will have a live chat open for you to ask the King your most imposing/ponderous question. This is an advice show, the King has an opinion, and you are entitled to it. Be part of History. This interactive web experience will chan ge the face of Entertainment via the internet as we know it. We will take you to the future of the Internet , TODAY. This is a FREE webcast and can be viewed on any computer that has windows media player. The ASK THE KING show will be LIVE every single FRIDAY NIGHT @ 8PM EST so be prepared to laugh and chat and have a good time. Oh and also put the kids to bed! These shows are for adults only! Only the open minded need watch!

More information here...

Attention Howardshrine broadcasters!!!!

Jillian Grace has Rocked the Shrine again!!!

When people do a search for Jillian on google , we are listed second and third,just behind Jillian's Official site. The last few weeks we got hammered with thousands and thousands of people looking for her. Our message board is down as a result.
I have contacted the server and hopefully we will be up again real soon, possible even tonight. Thank you for your patience.



(Update: The board is back up and coming soon: my inteview with Jillian.Hopefully. Playboy is reviewing it now.)

Chaunce Hayden talks about the SEC and the Sirius Stock inside trading probe

on the Kidd Chris Show (2-21-2005)

http://www.misterclip.com/todayshow/chaunceKiddchris.mp3

Thanks to East Coast Bob for the link

Chaunce Hayden: inside "traitor"???

February 19, 2005 -- The Securities and Exchange Commission has launched an insider-trading probe of shock jock Howard Stern's deal to join Sirius Satellite Radio. In the two weeks running up to the blockbuster announcement last October, Sirius stock soared nearly 40 percent. Even though there had been some speculation in the press that Stern might jump to satellite radio, the feds want to determine if someone who knew the deal was coming started buying up stock in anticipation of shares skyrocketing when the news got out. When Sirius made the surprise announcement, the stock jumped another 15 percent. Yesterday, New York gossip journalist Chaunce Hayden, a frequent guest on the Stern show, received a subpoena from the SEC. He was told he needs to appear before the SEC on Wednesday to answer questions about what he heard in Stern's studio around the time of the Oct. 6 announcement that Stern was leaving free radio for Sirius. The subpoena is seeking information about "trading in securities of Sirius Satellite Radio," according to a copy obtained by The Post.
Hayden told The Post an SEC official told him the agency was investigating allegations of insider trading.

More here...

A conversation with Nigger What

My name is Nigger What…I was born in 1918, and in 1930 I was with my dad. We were in the center of town. I was only 12 years old. My father tipped his hat to Miss Sally. Miss Sally came over and gave both of us hugs...This was in Savanna, Georgia. And then out of nowhere 6 white men rustled us out in to the fields and they started kicking my dad and then they started asking him a series of questions: " Nigger, what were you thinking?" "Nigger, what the hell were you doing to Miss Sally?" "Nigger, what are you going to do now?" and with that they lynched my dad right in front of me…

More here...

Jeff Schneider and his Funny Bone

Jeff Schneider, the owner of the Funny Bone in Pittsburgh has his own radio show, weekdays from 2 to 3 on Pittsburgh's new talk radio station The Edge AM-1550. You can stream the show live here.

I got the opportunity to meet Jeff at the Jim Florentine/Don Jamieson show this past weekend. Very cool guy. I listened to his show all week and I give it the Howardshrine approval. He not only talks about current events but also Howard and the Show, reveals behind the scenes stuff at the comedy club, and interviews the comedians appearing there. On Friday's show, while interviewing Joe Matarese, he revealed that Artie Lang's appearance next month there will be his last. He was informed that Artie will no longer be doing clubs that hold 200-300 people any longer but will be moving in to the larger theaters. Check Jeff's show out sometime. I think you will like it. You can even call in at (412)924-1550. That's what I did this week, making my first call EVER to a radio show. Pretty fun. Look out Howard. You may be next!!

Jeff and Jim enjoying a gay moment backstage at the Funny Bone

(update: Here is an article I did about the event )

Welcome to Howardshrine's Page Seventy-One: Fish Tale from DALE IN SALES

This is the first addition of our new behind the scenes of the Howard Stern show gossip column. It's just like Howard's Page Sixty-Nine...only we probe and dig deeper for the dirt.

Today's entry is from show "insider" Dale in Sales. Thanks Dale.

Fish Tale from DALE IN SALES

Hey folks! Late-night talk show host Jimmy Kimmel came in to the studio
the other day, on his way to replace Regis on the "Regis and Kelly Show."
And High Pitch Eric was planning on ambushing the guy because he is a HUGE
fan.(His ulterior motive is he is trying to get a job on Jimmy's show as
the announcer,in an effort to follow Stuttering Johns footsteps)I drove High
Pitch to the studio that day on my way to work and I didn't notice anything
strange about Eric other than he was excited and screaming about getting on
the show.(High Pitch also has high blood pressure and a horrible temper
so he was screaming at me while I was driving to get there on time.)High
Pitch made his way into the studio bragging about his new tattoos and Will,
one of the producers, suggested that High Pitch take off his shirt. He asked
me if I thought it was a good idea,I said go for it. What High Pitch didn't
know was they were planning to scare him to death with a dead fish.Eric is scared shitless about dead fish,I'm not sure why, but he runs like a little girl when he sees dead fish.

As Eric was talking to Jimmy Kimmel,Howard's mentioned the word "Fish" and Eric quickly threw off the microphone and bolted for the door with "super human strength" and RAN down the hallway and into none other than the grouchy pain in the ass "Ronnie the Limo Driver" Eric stomped on Ronnie's foot so hard that Ronnie had to go to the doctor to have it X-rayed and there was a hairline fracture in his left toe. Ronnie said to High pitch Eric,"You better get yourself a good lawyer,because I'm going to SUE your fat ass" Eric said "fuck you, fuck your toe bitch".

The lawsuit is pending and now High Pitch is saying that he was being "harassed" and "traumatized" by the dead fish, so this should be an interesting day in court.

Next chapter in "behind the scenes at the Howard Stern Show" Find out about
the brawl that happened in front of my eyes with Sean Rooney,Beetlejuice and Tom Chuisano that also led to a lawsuit.

Jillian Grace: Nude Playboy Pics!!

nudes here...




Pg-13 pics here..

Rev Bob Levy vs. Dan the Song Parody Man

Tempers erupted Tuesday morning on the Howard Stern show between frequent show guest, the Reverend Bob Levy and show staff member, Dan the Song Parody Man.
Friends for years, things got ugly as Rev Bob accused Dan of several immature acts during their Super Bowl weekend together in Vegas.

Dan responded to these charges at Sternfannetwork last night. Here is what he had to say:

This is what actually happened, and I’d swear its truthfulness on the life of my children, or submit to a lie detector test…. how about you, Mr. Levy?

I am admittedly immature. I threw a rolled up cocktail napkin at Levy’s head. It ricocheted and also hit his girlfriend Kim, who I happen to like very much and have nothing but respect for. I also attempted to land one in Paulie’s beer (the beer was unlimited and free), but I missed. Levy said something to the effect of “cut the crap or I’ll dump your table over”, but never made any type of physical threat as far as kicking my ass, hitting me, or anything else, which doesn’t surprise me since he would have been saying it to my face, and that is not his style.
Read more here...

Board of the Trolls makes last gasp effort !!

On Saturday we will finally be wheeling out a kickass Sternchat front page.

Thats right we are more than just a gorgeous forum now. Gdog, Hasselhoff, and myself have been working on it for the better part of the last 2 days and it is going to be AWESOME in every way and also way better than the actual Howard Stern page and pretty much anything else.

But that is just design. We need content. We need you. There are a lot of funny, talented, and interesting people here who can either write awesome articles and/or create the shit out of something. Lets show the internet and lets show Howard Stern what we can do. Trolls my ass; this place is the HSBB All Star forum and you all know it. Now we are going to show everyone else.

We are looking for between 7-10 writers for the page. Myself and I am assuming Gdog will be two of them, but that leaves 5-8 spots open to start, with the possibility of adding more if the need arises.

All writing samples can be sent to:
admin@sternchat.com
They don't have to be long, but give us a taste of what you are all about.

Gdog will be posting here to answer questions about what he is looking for. I am partial to people who make me laugh. I am under the assumption that you can write about just about anything you think people will want to read.


Read more here...

(The Pirate board owner says the new homepage will be like sternfannetwork's with original writings like Howard's board. Is there a boards war brewing? The real Stern fans of Sternfannetwork vs. The Trolls of the Pirate board? stay tuned )


Queen of the Trolls

The World According to SEAN THE WHITERAPPER!!

Would you like to ask SEAN THE WHITERAPPER, a 10 year caller to the Howard Stern show a question? Come visit the Howardshrine's newest feature and chat with Sean here..

What is the latest with SEAN THE WHITERAPPER?

SEAN emailed me last night and asked me to post this instant message conversation that he had with a frequent guest of the show. (name withheld at SEAN's request)

(update: Sean instant messaged me today (2-25-05) and asked that the instant message conversation be removed. He also wanted me to say that it was a mistake to post it and that he is sorry to that frequent guest.)

Will the Farter's Official Site

Will's Official website..

The AVN Awards with Andrea and Zolar

And the award goes to.........deansplanet.com. The following are EXCLUSIVE stories and pics from the recently held 22nd annual Adult Video Awards, compliments of Zolar of Howard Stern Show fame and Andrea Brooke, better known as "Miss Howard Stern." Zolar was invited to attend the award show which celebrates achievements in the adult film industry and "hang out" with the stunning Andrea and a bunch of hot porn stars like Jesse Jane and Taylor Rain. ooooh yeahhh!!! That lucky "stiff."

Read more here...