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Wednesday, April 27, 2005

Why KC Armstrong was fired from the Howard Stern Show

KC Armstrong:

"funny- you dont have to buy the fucking thing for me to tell you.. basically i lost my mind. drugs, alcohal, broads, depression, i tried to die laughing.... it didnt work... im not gonna do the whole asshole thing- buy my dvd and ill tell you... there it is.... i was allways insane and it got out of controll... people were frightened... all the shit you heard on the air -like what makes the show great- is real.... it was all real... if anyone gives a shit i tell the story on the dvd.. but that isnt the funny shit- well yeh it is... i roid raged on a bus driver once... i chased him blocks trying to rip him out because he beeped his horn at me. not stable..... anyway- the thing you need to know that Howard Stern is such a fucking great guy I would do anythng for him... I told him he could talk about all my insanity but he had such a good heart he kept quiet. How is that for integrity? Howard fucking rules and Ill go down swinging for the motherfucker anyday. Doesnt it make the show better knowing that the guy we love is a TRUE gentleman? he is the real deal and I love him to death. (purely sexual)"

Source


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Update: The fans weigh in

Tuesday, April 26, 2005

KC Armstrong's soon to be released DVD

Monday, April 25, 2005

Jeff The Vomit Guy Levy gets a new website

Visit his new site here.

Jeff is looking for a hot chick to throw up on him.



Are you the one?

Wednesday, April 20, 2005

Pornstar Mary Carey arrested for touching herself

LAKEWOOD, Wash. (AP) - Pornographic film star Mary Carey, who ran for California governor in a recall election in 2003, has been arrested in a raid on a new strip club in the Tacoma suburb of Lakewood, Washington.

Carey, whose real name is Mary Cook, was among five people arrested early Saturday at Club Paradise. Eleven others were given citations.

All 16 were accused of violating the local adult cabaret ordinance, some by getting too close to customers and others - including Carey- by touching themselves in a sexual manner. No accusations were made of prostitution or other sex acts.

Besides Carey, police arrested another dancer, two managers and the club's limousine driver.

Carey finished tenth among 135 candidates on the ballot in California two years ago as voters recalled Democrat Gray Davis and elected Republican Arnold Schwarzenegger as governor.

source

Thanks to Dean from deansplanet.com for the link.

Mary's Official website

Tuesday, April 19, 2005

Page 71: stepping out mag founder steps off??

Hello and welcome to the second edition of Page 71, our gossip page that is just like Howard Stern's Page 69 only we dig deeper for the dirt. I just received this breaking report from one of our peoples on the streets yo yo keepin it real. Associated closely with the Howard Stern show our source wishes his name to remain scilent.

"a man found hanging in his glen rock new jersey apt "long time founder of stepping out mag. was found hanging from the iron bed post with a note left behind shows signs of suiside. a police source said to the press in glenn rock nj sunday morning .steven dowsett age 45 was found haning buy his girlfriend monday morning after she recived a phone call from his co workers stateing he did not show up for work and was not answering his phone feared something bad had happend over the weekend .because when he left work on firday he was very depressed about loseing a very important job offer . he confided in one co worker

If these reports are true,this is truly a sad,sad night in a glen rock new jersey apt.

Win the new Yucko the Clown DVD

Monday, April 18, 2005

Zolar gets a new tattoo

Sunday, April 17, 2005

Anna Lexington needs our help!!

KC Armstrong's lady is up for Maxim's Hometown Hottie title and time is running out!!

Vote here and vote often. Anna is in the lower left corner from Newport,Ca. Good luck Anna!!

And congratulations to KC...That is one hot piece of ass you got there whether she wins or not. Not too shabby for a homo.


Anna's Official Site...
KC's Official Site...

Friday, April 15, 2005

Featured Shrine Inductee: Johnny McCarthy

Come say hello to our featured Shrine Inductee, Johnny McCarthy. Johnny, as you may remember,was the first person to be charged and found guilty of the Calvin Klein law for running onto the field of Shea Statium during a Mets game. He also was runner-up in the Worst Comic Sitting contest on the Howard Stern show.

You can chat with Johnny here... Registration is not required.

My interview with Johnny...

Johnny's official website

Wednesday, April 13, 2005

Migration of the Trolls!!

The new owner of the Pirate Stern message board, also known as the Home of the Trolls that ruined Howard's board,has been trying to make the place a little more advertiser friendly in hopes of getting the funds he needs to help offset the reported $1,500 a month in expenses that it costs him to run the place.(so he claims anyway) A new TOS, a few deleted threads and a few bannings later and the migration of the Trolls began. The Trolls weren't happy. And where did all the pro Opie and Anthony/anti-Stern trolls go? Why to Rev Bob Levy's Opie and Anthony fan friendly Kingmegasite of course. No sternfannetwork for these trolls....too many Stern asskissers there they claim. To compound matters the Pirate Board went down for most of the day due to server problems and as a result dozens of more restless trolls checked out the new playground. Kingmegasite hasn't seen this much action since the first week in business when they stole a large chunk of the sternfannetwork regulars to jumpstart their board. Never, ever coming close to sternfannetwork in numbers before, maybe this influx of new members will finally put them on equal footing with its mother board....but I doubt it. Some of the trolls are already complaining of the rules, some have already went back home....some voluntarily and some at the hands of the power hungry KMS admin, sternfan98, banning some people after just one negative comment including one new member just because a show regular didn't like him. Speaking of bannings, the owner of the Pirate board banned me last night because he got a few private messages asking him too. The trolls have his ear once again. So much for heading in the right direction. Personally I want no parts of either board but now I am having a hard time deciding which admin is worse. They are both extremely retarded in my opinion. Who will win the hearts of the trolls? Stay tuned. Right now it seems that both boards could make the same claim as The Home of the Trolls that ruined Howard's board. Looking for a message board with real Stern fans. Sternfannetwork is and will always be the best place for that.......besides the bulldog friendly HowardShrine of course....where the True Fans of Stern hang.


(update: One day later. It didn't take long for the trolls to ruin yet another board. Rev Bob is mad again and has quit his own board. Wonder who he wants to fight now? And another mishandling of his board by Sternfan98. It just never ends.
Details here... )

Monday, April 11, 2005

Howard and BethO at the "Living with Fran" party

King of All Blacks and the Whacky Feud

This is a story about a feud that has been brewing for quite some time. Howard Stern recently announced that he will not be going to Las Vegas this year for his annual 3 days of fun and debauchery in Sin City because of a feud he is having with the company he works for. This article isn't about that feud, but it does involve Howard Stern. The last time Howard and the Show were in Vegas, some of his wack packers were approached with an idea: Spend 3 weeks in this mansion in Las Vegas with cameras rolling throughout. We film you, we pay you, we sell DVDs, we all make lots of money. Wack Packers, The King Of All Blacks, Andrea "Miss Howard Stern", High Pitch Eric, and Zolar liked that idea. Sign right here and let the whackiness and promotion begin. James, the man in charge of the whole project, popped up at the popular Howard Stern fan website, and began advertising the idea. I remember seeing a whole forum devoted to the Whack Pack Live House there ..that is until…..yup, James and Mutt, the owner, had a feud. Not sure what happened there but all mention of the Whack Pack Live House was suddenly gone one day. I didn't hear much about the Whack Pack Live House after that until months later when Zolar and Andrea appeared together on the Howard Stern show. Zolar's wife called in to the show and she was not happy with her husband. Yes, they were feuding. I thought it was an interesting appearance and made a blog about it. Later that day I received an email from James and in that email he told me that he listened to the show that morning and he told me that Zolar was lying. He said that he had footage of Zolar doing naughty things with Andrea from a hidden camera that no one knew about. James told me that Zolar and the other wack packers breeched their contracts and that during the filming at the Whack Pack Live house he went away for a few days to Miami and when he got back all hell had broken loose with charges of rape in the house being made and he bailed on the project. WTF?

Read more here...

Saturday, April 09, 2005

The Nasty Show: A night of Comedy with KC Armstrong and Company

The Nasty Show @ Caroline's In NYC April 1st, 2005

I am a comedy junkie. I used to stay up late as a kid and watch episodes of "An Evening At The Improv" on A&E when there used to be an airing at 11PM, then again at 2AM. So, when I had the opportunity to journey to the big city and see some great comedians at the historic Caroline's Comedy Club on Broadway, I jumped at the chance.

I was also fortunate to be able to meet some people from the Howard Stern Show at the a bar before the show to load up on some booze. I sat in anticipation for about an hour and then Double A (minus his title belts), High Pitch Eric, Angry Black & Irish John all rolled in around 10, the show was at 12:30AM. All these dudes are GREAT guys who were fun to hang with and throw down some drinks. We took some pics, talked about the Stern show, then 1 or 2 Capt'n & Cokes turned into 7 & 8 and before I knew it, the time had come to head down to the show.


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Friday, April 08, 2005

Pics of Andrea Miss Howard Stern's new boobs!!

Mark Friggin

Mark Friggin, Shrine inductee and owner of the popular fan website www.marksfriggin.com was in the Stern studios as a guest of another Shrine inductee, the great stand-up comedian Reverend Bob Levy. Rev Bob had one of his best appearances sitting in for the news, but the funniest line came from Artie Lange when he said, "To give you an idea how much Bob drinks, when we do shows together, he does the driving." The Rev also revealed that he dyes his hair and although divorced he still lives in the basement of his wife's house. Rev shocked everyone, including Arite, when he revealed that he has been lying to his 6 year old son about the divorce even having family meals. The boy thinks mommy and daddy are still married. Time to put down the bottle and stop lying Bob. Mark making his first visit wrote about his experience for his website.


Holy crap! As I'm writing this I'm sitting in the green room up at the Howard Stern show, listening to Rev. Bob Levy sitting in during Robin's news segment. A couple of weeks back Bob asked me if I wanted to go with him when he went on the show. There was no way I could turn down that offer. I met Bob early this morning so we could drive into the city together. The trip in wasn't too bad except for the traffic going into the Lincoln tunnel. Once we got into the city Bob ended up making an apparent illegal left turn and got pulled over by the cops (New York City's Finest) who gave him a ticket for the illegal left turn. Ninety bucks!!!

Once we got to the building we headed up to the WXRK studios. Bob told me that he and Ronnie the Limo Driver would be busting each other's chops the whole time we were there. He wasn't kidding. Ronnie was giving Bob a hard time as soon as we arrived. He gave him a hard time about even being there but you could tell it was all in good fun. Ronnie had a smile on his face the whole time he was busting his chops. He even gave me a little bit of a hard time asking ''Who the hell is this fuck with you?'' It sounds harsh but I could tell he was joking around.

Read more here...

Wednesday, April 06, 2005

Double A and Irish John



Two more Stern show celebrities were added to the Shrine, courtesy of Dean from deansplanet.com. Double A signed the back of his "business" card that has a picture of him and Howard and his phone number.(blacked out for privacy)





Dean also asked frequent caller to the show, Irish John, to sign the back of one of High Pitch Eric's cards. It looks like Irish John is also helping in the booking of Eric, Double A and Angry Black, so contact him if interested at 646-208-2099.





Thanks guys!!! Time is running out to get those other Shrine-worthy folks in to the Book. If you know anyone who would like to contribute to the Shrine please contact me ASAP.

Monday, April 04, 2005

Angry Black in da house!!!



Angry Black has been inducted into the Howard Shrine,courtesy of Dean from deansplanet.com who ran in to the angry black at a comedy show in NYC. He also snagged one from Double A which I will post when I receive it. Thanks Dean. You Da Man!! If you would also like to contribute to the Howard Shrine and book soon to come check out my wish list
wish list here.. and get your contributions in as soon as possible.

Calling all gamers!! Calling all gamers!!

Today we feature Howardshrine Broadcaster, uzplayer. Uzplayer is relaunching his popular website, Gamers Uplink, and looking for gamers to get involved. Good luck playa.


uzplayer:
I would like to invite all the users of HowardShrine to join the Gamers Uplink meesage boards. Since 2000, Gamers Uplink has been covering the video game and entertainment industry. The relaunch of the forums covers the first phase of a phased relaunch continuing onto coverage ranging from classic to next-generation gaming.

I invite all HowardShrine fans to join Gamers Uplink and thank you all for your support.
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