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Thursday, June 30, 2005

The Fans say Goodbye to E!

A special, fond thank you to the E! Crew
Thank you to Ralph, Robin Radzinsky, Gange, Doug, Scott DePace (& Eizinger, who should not be forgotten) and all the other E! crew members who'll leave our terrestrial air tomorrow.

The E! show was ground breaking and, picking up where the Channel 9 show left off, gave us the opportunity to see that what it sounded like was happening in the studio each morning really was happening! (Rock-wannabes eating Gary's boogers or ice cream from Cabbie's ass, the Evaluators and Ralph's laser pointer, Fred "quitting" after the Rainbow Room incident was revealed, Howard's surprise parties -- and his first kiss with a woman other than Alison -- the list is too long to attempt. but we all have favorite memories.)

Thanks to E! we had the chance to see, as well as hear, Hank so drunk he was falling out of his chair, Stuttering John and Jon the Stutterer's unique facial ticks, Beet's antics, Jackie belly-to-belly with Awful Elliot, the colorful Yucko, and the various antics of Crackhead Bob, JoeyBoots, High Pitch Eric, Kenneth Keith and Elephant Boy, implant contestants like Erica the Gymnast, plus Howard's masterful celebrity interviews.

Thanks to E!, highlights of the Stern Show became available to people in parts of the country where the radio show didn't air. **

And, Ralph, a special thank you for the wealth of material that you have provided thru the years, and for doing your best to help Howard look his best.

Thank you, everyone on the E! crew, for bringing the Stern experience to the masses! Best wishes for your futures -- and that we listeners and viewers will be reunited with you, one way or another, sooner rather than later!

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Wednesday, June 29, 2005

My almost EXCLUSIVE interview with KC Armstrong!!

Doc: One last rumor I heard was that Benji smells. How would you describe Benji's odor?
KC: QUITE PLEASANT IF YOU LIKE THE SWEET BUT PUNGENT SCENT OF WET GRASS AND ASS. I LOVE BENJI SMELL AND ALL. HE DONT SMELL - I DONT REMEMBER. HE DOES HAVE GREAT CALVES.....

Read more here..

Tuesday, June 28, 2005

3 part interview with KC Armstrong

Part one

Part two

Part three tomorrow:
Jellio: Let’s just get into it. A lot of people want to know. You were a big part of the show for seven-and-a-half years. You went to their Vegas trips. You did a lot of the interviews. And then one day you’re gone, right when people are getting really wrapped up in your whole gambling problem and everything. Now whenever it comes up, Howard doesn’t say ‘Boo’ about it. So, from KC, what was the deal
behind you leaving the show? Go ahead. Here’s your full opportunity...

Coming Tomorrow...Why isn't KC on the show anymore, and what does he think of Howard?



KC and Buckethead (the early years)


Part Three

Saturday, June 25, 2005

This is Beetle by Beetlejuice....Richard Christy directing

This is Beetle Song

Sing along with the Beet, you know.... he's the best!!!


This is Beetle
is as bad as can
he knows he's the best
this is Beelte
is as bad as can
he knows he's the best

he's big and he's strong
and he knows that he's badder
and he knows what he gets
he knows what he knows
and he knows what he has
and he knows what he digs
it gets better

and he's a tough guy
and he knows
he knows the best
I can



Beetle's official website

Beetlejuice flash

Friday, June 24, 2005


The DAMN! Show cast is coming to TELEVISION!

On July 8th the guys of the DAMN! Show will be invading the airwaves of MTV2 with a new show called STANKERVISION! Waco, Roger, Greg, and Zac are back, creating the same mayhem as before, but this time on national t.v.

STANKERVISION! July 8th at 9 p.m. on MTV2

Want to spread the word? Pass along this link “How to Dance like a White Guy”
to all your warped friends!

The Damn Show website

The Stankervision trailer

Wednesday, June 22, 2005

Cabbie bangs Tabitha Stevens on Howard's desk??

From the gossip column in steppin out magazine by Chaunce Hayden:

SCANDAL OR LIE?

On Thursday Howard Stern had porn legend Ron Jeremy on as a guest. Ron's always fascinating to interview based simply on the fact that he's a fat guy who bangs hot chicks for a living. And has done so for decades. Although to be fair Ron wasn't a fat guy during the 70s. However, the most fascinating thing about Ron is the one topic Howard didn't bring up on the air...possibly because he doesn't know?
This past spring while working as a judge on a Pay Per View exotic dancer event in Toronto I got to hang with Ron. The pudgy porn icon confided in me his admitted best kept secret. According to Ron, he once directed a porn video starring KROCK jock (soon to be federal inmate) Crazy Cabbie and adult film star Tabitha Stevens on Howard Stern's studio desk during the late night hours. Also appearing in the video is the band Alien Ant Farm. According to Ron, Cabbie promised him that Howard would promote it on his show and that they would all make tons of cash. Well the plan fell though when Cabbie changed his mind and demanded Ron give him the master tape. Reluctantly Ron handed over the master but not surprisingly kept a copy for himself. To this day Ron is still angry that Cabbie stiffed him (no pun intended). However, Ron tells me that he's proud of his work and that one day he promises to release it to the public. Let me just say for the record that I've never seen this alleged porn tape. However, Ron did invite me to LA for a private screening.


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(Update: I was contacted by Irish John, frequent caller to the show, and he told me that Tabitha confided in him recently about this story and told him that she didn't bang Cabbie,she banged Ron Jeremy in the Green Room. I think Cabbie banged some other hoe on Howards desk (console). According to Tabitha, Cabbie claimed it was ok to do what they did beforehand. Someone out there has the video and is doing Cabbie a favor by not releasing it. Cabbie and his partner promised Tabitha and Ron payment, to this date neither has received a dime.)


Irish John and Tabitha

(update: I also heard from Chaunce Hayden who says:
It's funny, Howard embraces Ron Jeremy and Cabbie who snuck into his studio and fucked on his desk and chair..all behind his back. And it's no problem. I get called into the SEC office.. something I didn't ask for.. my life is turned upside down and I'm kicked off the show.....interesting thought process.)

NY Daily News

Monday, June 20, 2005

No more E! show???

Mike South reports: "Howard Stern has been given the heave ho by E!. Next Friday is the last taping of his show. The 11 Oclock timeslot will be filled with a T&A show from Florida. The folks at E! who did Sterns show were all let go on Friday with a "generous severance.""

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Joey Boots gets a new license plate!!

KC's DVD Release Party!!

Sunday, June 19, 2005

Latest BethO rumor from sternfannetwork

Quote: Originally posted by hendrix5150
yeah she looks pretty good there.. here is something for you guys someone told me from PA, actually my friend Dave who is has a floor business knows a guy from PA that dated her a while back. I am shocked Howard never mentioned it. But from what I was told.. she can deep throat like nobodies business. I am not saying she is a slut or anything like that. Just some guy that dated her for a while said she was really good at at it and can deep throat like drinking water. So that could probably explain why Howard is so crazy about her.

again this is coming from a guy that my friend Dave works with when he does floor work like a construction forman guy in his early 30's. I guess he def use to date her back when he was younger like its well known. Matter of fact I think he was like her first real boyfriend or something. My buddy Dave said the dude didnt say a bad thing about her. He Said she was a really sweet girl that was loyal. And Dave said he just smirked and said she gave the best head out of any girl he has ever been with. hehheh.

again man.. I said I dont know this guy. My friend dave does floor work all around in tons of states and so does this guy with his company. Anybody who knows anyone who works in construction or anything with building anything knows that a lot of these guys have pretty friendly bonds because they have to work around each others crews and they want people to hire them to do stuff. So a lot of these guys are with each other for 10-14 hours a day trying to finish up jobs. Boy the stories i have heard from my buddy dave hahha.. Like how some mexican workers actually take shits in buckets etc.

My buddy Dave just told me last week how he didnt even know it, until one of the guys said yeah this guy use to date Howard's gf. And my friend Dave was like no shit.. how long ago etc?? Thats why Dave was like no shit.. small fucking world.


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And is this the porno she allegedly made?

WARNING: SEXUALLY EXPLICIT

Friday, June 17, 2005

The Howardshrine Wish List

Still hard at work on Howardshrine: The Book! but it will be a few more months before it is complete. There is still time to include the remaining few on the Howardshrine Wish list. If you know any of these people or know someone else who you think may be shrine-worthy, have them contact me ASAP at howardshrine@aol.com. Thank you for your help.

Benji Bronk
Ronnie the Limo Driver
Tom Chuisano
Wendy the Retard
Slow Adam
Crazy Alice
Richard Christy
Wood-Yi
Vinnie Favale
Eric the Actor
John the Stutterer
MaryAnn from Brooklyn

Monday, June 13, 2005

An Exclusive interview with Jamie "JD" Harmeyer

Q. who's hotter paris,nicole, or lindsay?
A. i don't find any of them hot at all.

The Interview

Win a Private Party with Jackie Martling

Here's What You Could Win:
A Private Party with Jackie Martling - We'll fly Jackie Martling to your house for a private party. You'll enjoy Jackie's ridiculous live act, Jackie sticking around and being rude to your guests until you gently ask him to leave, a hot-off-the-press "Jackie's Dirty Joke Machine," all five of Jackie's dirty joke CD's, an autographed copy of "Jackie's Disgustingly Dirty Joke Book," and "I Stumped Jackie The Joke Man" sweatshirt, an "f. Jackie" tee shirt, a very sexy jokeland.com halter top, the monstrous full-color "A Safe Distance From Genius" poster that announced Jackie's first video, and for the kids, the brand new "Jackie's Talking JokeMaster, Jr."


Details here

Friday, June 10, 2005

What is up with Artie??

Maybe Bart Baggett's expert analysis of Artie's handwriting can shed some light on just what is circulating through Artie's head right now besides Jack and Vicodin.



He prints everything, except for his signature, and people that print everything have a little more difficult time being intimate and more emotionally expressive so he does keep up some barriers with intimacy. He’s got amazing abilities to be a smart alert, a smart ass of course. Sarcasm. He has a pretty good self-image. I wouldn’t say it’s really high but it’s definitely pragmatic. It’s good. His defense mechanisms are defiance, doesn’t like to be told what to do. He can definitely take it on the chin and he can dish it out. Which is good. He is very tough. He’s got a little ability to be in charge, likes to be in control. But he‘s got good honesty with it. You don’t normally think of comedians as honest people but he can be very frank. He will tell you what is on his mind. If you ask him if you look fat in this dress he will tell you exactly that. He’s got defiance. I would suspect Artie having a real job would not be the best scenario in the world. I think radio and comedy is perfect for him because he doesn’t take commands very well. He’s got good ability to be generous. Handles criticism well. A little need for independence which means that he can make it on his own. Doesn’t like to be tied down. In relationships, he needs his space. As far as sex drives go, his sex drives are actually quite moderate, at least in this handwriting sample. Which mean it’s not a priority. He doesn’t necessarily want to be tied down right now. He needs his independence. Between stubbornness, impulsiveness, sarcasm, and a little bit of temper. I wouldn’t want to be on his bad side. I think he would be quite clever and caustic, which is criticism in his sense of humor.

Listen To Artie's analysis here

Others here

Thursday, June 09, 2005

Congratulations to Rev Bob Levy!!

"Please join me in ©ongratulating the proud owner of a newly copyrighted TV sit-com treatment...

He's the irreverent Reverend...

The unpleasant uncle...

He sleeps in the basement...

the jew... the comedian...


The Reverend Bob Levy!!!

This is a huge accomplishment for him, and I know he's super excited about it.

Next step for Bob... he's got to get it past the suits!"



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