Howard Stern praises coffee table book by Sante

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Speaking of coffee table books by a Sante, Howardshrine: The Book is being printed this week and should be in my hands next week some time. Then it's off to a well known literary agent in NYC and from there to a very well known publisher for consideration. Stay tuned.

WOW!! Baba Booey caught the virus. :(

There's some whores in this house, there's some whores in this house....

Exclusive photos from the bachelor party last night with Beetlejuice and High Pitch!!





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Joey Boots, an embarassment to the Stern Show and not worthy of a satellite show?

That's what many fans are saying. Each day the number of Joey Boots' haters grows more and more as he continues abusing his mod position at Sternfannetwork. When people are banned for simply saying even one thing remotely negative about the thin-skinned super "fan" it's time to rethink keeping him in charge of a board that once had so much potential, but is now laughed at by true Stern fans. But then again, considering the latest information revealed about Joey Boots, maybe Mutt the owner
has the right man for the job. Who better to rat out members than a real life rat. Joey Boots, who openly boasts about his drug abuse, has recently been uncovered as an informant/narc on the Who's a Rat website:

Who's A Rat is a database driven website designed to assist attorneys and criminal defendants with few resources. The purpose of this website is for individuals and attorneys to post,share and request any and all information that has been made public at some point to at least 1 person of the public prior to posting it on this site pertaining to local,state and federal Informants and Law Enforcement Officers. This includes an Informant who makes his or her Informant status known to any person.


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(Update: In fairness to Joey Boots I contacted the Who's a Rat people to see if this information was legit and after checking their records I was informed that this submission was made by a detective, a detective by the name of Bruce Pescitelli.Officer Pescitelli is the same officer who arrested Joseph Bassolino at a dwarf tossing event. Hmm...could this have been all part of some plea bargain perhaps? Joey Boots says this information is false on sfn, accused me of submitting the information to the Who's a Rat website, and posted all of my personal information on sfn. Looks to me like Joey Boots has been caught in yet another lie and Mutt is covering for him once again. Same shit, different day with these folks. Joey Boots and Mutt once again show that they are not capable of "keeping it real" and in my opinion and many others are an embarassment to the Howard Stern Show and the honesty it has always represented.)

Here is a screen shot of Joey's most recent lie....that we know of anyway. Who the hell can keep track. The personal information he posted has been blackened out to protect the innocent...since mutt refuses to do so.



Disgraciade!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Riding off into the "Sunset"

Yesterday I added a few last minute submissions to Howardshrine: The Book, which included autographed photos from Eric the Midget and porn star Rebecca Love, and the interview in this article with today's featured shrine inductee, the lovely and talented Sunset Thomas. After 6 years of collecting autographs of people associated with the Howard Stern, and 4 years of doing interviews with many of those folks, it is with mixed emotions that I announce that this article and this interview will be my last. After 6 months of hardwork I was elated to finally send the completed book to the printer yesterday, and now I anxiously wait for the final product to come back in about 3 weeks. I think it came out fantastic-unless the printer screws it up somehow. It is something that I am very proud of and I believe a must have for any true fan of Howard Stern. But will anyone else see it besides me and a few other people? Time will tell. I ordered 5 copies: One for me, one for Dean and one for Bart Baggett, two huge contributors to the book. One for a publisher and one for a literary agent, both of whom are very interested in reviewing the book for possible publication. I guess we will just have to see how that goes. Perhaps I will offer it on my site at some point in the future, perhaps you will be able to buy one on ebay one of these days, perhaps it will just end up collecting dust in my bookshelf and the bookshelves of the people I mentioned. I am not sure what is in store for this book, but one thing I do know for certain: I have had more fun the last 6 years than any man should be allowed to have. Everything after this is just icing on the cake. But it is also a sad time for me to walk away from something that has been so enjoyable all these years. I believe, however, that my book is the perfect way to conclude this crazy, fun-filled journey and to say, adios and Bababooey to y'all.

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More Stern talk from Billy West!!

In my opinion the best Billy West material was on the Howard Stern show. Through the news your ability to adlib the person Robin would discuss was just amazing.We may all remember Leona Helmsley, David Dinkens, Jackie voices to name just a couple out of hundreds.Billy this work sounded like you were having so much fun.


Billy West: I did have a lot of fun but it became less fun when I found out that stories were spreading about how I was a fraud or puppet in regard to my performances.As in,''how is this guy able to do what he's doing?'' There was a time 11 years ago that a friend of the show was answering back to ''pro-Billy'' posts at this alt.Stern fansite.It was his job to tell everyone that I had to have everything written for me and I couldn't be funny by myself.That I couldn't ad-lib.Why didn't he ask me before he had to talk about something he didn't know--how to make millions of people around the world laugh with stuff he thought of? I don't remember him being in the room when I was performing on air.Or when I was perfecting ''the gift'' 24-7 in my room through childhood and my teens.I'm going to be turning 54 so this was a long time ago with NO ONE'S help.Believe me I wouldn't have done very well ''alone'' in the world if I depended on prompts and page 12 of the ''ad-libs'' on the show.As a matter of fact,wherever I've gone in the entire country for the last 11 years--to hear a majority of Stern fans tell it (and I am not fabricating this)--that I took a hefty portion of the funny with me when I left.I didn't mean to... but why would someone spend time to take me down a peg? I am a good guy and
all I wanted was to make people laugh.Mission accomplished.Then and now.
(sung) ''We fired our guns but the British kept a comin'- there aren't quite as
many as there was a while ago.'' Johnny Horton--''The Battle of New
Orleans.''

B.West

The sex jokes and strippers on the Stern show are as much about pushing the envelope of societal norms as they are about smut for the sake of smut. It's all about getting a reaction. And it works. Like it or hate it, here we are discussing it.


Billy West: The reason that stuff worked for me -now that I look back is that I got to SEE the girls.The guy on sunrise highway didn't and It was the next best thing for him.All the intellectual women I knew just thought is was funny because they knew that all of these girls came in of their own volition whether it was to be humiliated so they could plug something or-that they were just into it.They weren't degraded by HS and company.You degrade your self if that's the filter were looking at this through.I knew how everybody that lived outside of New York would do the horrible long commute in the morning.It was bloody blue murder.This show seemed to fit the bill for most of the demographic audience.It's what they wanted.But,like I've said before it's commonplace nowadays.Even nationwide.Howard always seemed like a progressive guy to me and he knows where he needs to go to do anymore innovating.

Was it Jeff Goldblum in ''The Big Chill'' that said something like,'' the only
reason anybody does anything was to get laid?''

B.

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Chaunce Hayden answers back!!!!

ASSHOLE OF THE WEEK

Response

Last week a listener of the Howard Stern Show called in to ask Howard if he knew he had made "Asshole of the Week". Of course the listener had to pretend he was calling on another topic in order to make it past the screeners since my name is no longer allowed to be mentioned on the air. Here's the transcript:


HOWARD: Hey, Woody, you're on the air."
CALLER: "Good morning."
HOWARD: "Hey, brother."
CALLER: "Hey uhhh, I saw last months Steppin' Out with Chaunce Hayden, he was really reamin' ya!" (Howard dumps the call)
HOWARD: "Well I don't care! It just so doesn't bother me. Who cares?"
ROBIN: "You would have to tell us here, because nobody knows."
HOWARD: "Yeah, nobody cares. You know, what's to say? You don't put someone on the air right away; you see their true colors."


Well Howard, just like the "Emperor's New Clothes," those close to you are too terrified to point out your errors at the risk of being banished from the Stern kingdom... However, if metaphorically speaking, you're going to parade around naked, I'm going to be the first to point out that your penis is the size of a horny strippers nipple. Showing my "true colors," as you put it, is just another way of saying, "I can't believe you're writing unflattering things about me! Don't you know how powerful I am? Don't you know I'll never talk about your magazine again?" But you see Howard, there's a difference between true colors and truthful colors....and sometimes the truth hurts.


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Chaunce and the fans discuss here...

The Shuli and Boots show !!!

What do you think about Howard's new idea?

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CABBIE says HELP NOW!!!

Hey Now Stern fans...Cabbie needs our help!!! He recently contacted me and asked if I could send him some porn. He explained that he isn't allowed to receive pornography, BUT if the naughty parts (nipples and bush) are edited out they will be delivered to him. His favorite is pornstar Gauge Gauge's official site.

He also said that he can not receive magazines except directly from the publishers.

Send you edited porno to:

Lee Mroszak- 71424053
FCI Fort Dix
PO Box 38
Fort Dix, NJ 08640


If not you........who?
Don't delay, send today. Together we can make a difference.

High Pitch going to jail?

Posted by Dan the Song Parody Man so I would strongly advise taking this with a grain of salt:

Most of you know about HPE's latest scam, but here's a little background:

He asked Dino from Ferrara's Cafe to cater a party that his sister was having in NY. Dino's place is close to 100 miles away. The food was delivered, and HPE also had the caterers pick him up along the way to bring him to the "Family Party" where the food was to be delivered. Eric paid for the food with a bad check, not just from an account with insufficient funds, but with a check from a CLOSED ACCOUNT. He was confronted on the air with this, and he solemnly swore that he would pay his debt in full, the following Monday becuase he was going to LA to do something in Tabitha Steven's new movie. Monday came and went, and as expected Eric paid nothing, even though Erik was paid in cash for his work in LA.
Dino then extended one final offer: for HPE to sit in a "dunk tank" outside of the restaurant, where passerbys could pay to take a shot at dunking him, with all proceeds going to charity. This would absolve Eric of the $650 debt without him having to put his fat fingers in his pockets, and a charitable organization would benefit from the gesture. Eric chose to completely ignore the offer, even though this was an easy way to get his fat ass out of the trouble he had gotten himself into. IMHO, it was very honorable of Dino to extend this opportunity for Eric to make good on his fraudulent actions.

The plot thickens:

Dino has aked me to post this portion of an email he received:

TO WHOM IT MAY CONCERN,

I AM WRITING IN REGARD TO A FUNCTION I HAD CATERED EASTER WEEKEND OF 2005. ERIK BLEAMAN ALSO KNOWN AS MR. HIGH PITCH ERIK FROM THE STERN SHOW WAS THE MIDDLE MAN. I GAVE ERIK $700 IN CASH, $650 FOR THE TOTAL OF THE FOOD AND A $50 TIP.

IT HAS BEEN BROUGHT TO MY KNOWLEDGE THAT HE SEEMS TO HAVE WROTE 2 BOUNCED CHECKS, WHEN IN FACT I GAVE HIM THE MONEY FOR IT. THIS MEANS HE POCKETED $700 DOLLARS AND KEPT MY MONEY. I DO NOT KNOW IF HE HAS REIMBURSED YOU? OR IF THIS IS EVEN ALL TRUE. IF IT IS I NEED TO A STATEMENT FROM YOU . I AM GOING TO COURT TO BE REFUNDED THE $700. IF I AM REIMBURSED- I HAVE NO PROBLEMS WIHT PAYING YOU THE MONEY THAT I ORIGINALLY THOUGHT YOU HAD RECIEVED.

PLEASE BE IN TOUCH ASAP.

Wow, so it turns out that this was not a family party held by HPE's sister, it was just part of a pretty well thought out scam by someone who we usually shrug off as partially retarded. Let's look at the implications...

Eric knew someone who wanted a family Easter party catered.

He used his false pseudo celebrity status, and the good name of the Stern Show to procure a caterer.

He was given the cash, including a tip which was to be paid to the caterer

He pocketed the cash, and wrote a fraudulent check from a closed account.

He was given several opportunities to make amends, and ignorantly chose to snub the offers.

This is real bad for him. He may think that he would never be prosecuted becuase he would be deemed mentally incapable, but there is proof that he orchestrated a pretty elaborate premeditated scheme of deception, and then wrote a check from an account the he KNEW was closed. I think he will have a hard time convincing any judge that he was not aware of what he was doing, or that this is the result of some misunderstanding.

Dino had informed me that if he does not receive payment in full of the $700 in cash that Eric received by this Monday, he will file official charges and I'm quite sure that Eric will be arrested. He also has made an effort to contact other people who have been scammed by Eric, and this will show a pattern of deceptive activity that will clearly indicate his guilt. I've spoken to a few knowledgeable peolpe about this and they all agree that this will unquestionably result in jail time for Eric.

Eric, I don't want to see your fat ass stinking up our fine NY jails that my tax dollars pay for! Don't continue to be a fool. Pay this man before Monday night. Borrow the mony from some other sucker if you have to. There is too much solid evidence for you to worm your way out of this! THey have the checks, the testimony of the woman who paid you for the catering, and tape of your confrontation on the air where you acknowledged that you knowingly paid him with a check from a closed account, and promised to make immediate amends.

You deserve to be in jail, but I don't want to see you there, I want to laugh at your fat ass as often as possible. Cabbie is in jail and he is no longer funny. Learn from his, and your own mistakes!
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Personally, due to past experiences, I am going to consider the source, give Eric the benefit of the doubt, and see how things play out.

Tattoo your company or logo on Will the Farter's Bottom

With all of the strange auctions that have been appearing on Ebay recently, I felt it was time to throw my hat…actually…my rear end, into the ring. My name is Will Bakey, but I am known to fans of the Howard Stern Show as “Will the Farter“. As a frequent guest on Howard’s Show, I am known worldwide for my rather strange talent. In case my Ebay user ID or nickname does not give it away, I am known for my farting skills. Despite what some might think, flatulence is not a problem but rather a gift!

I would like to use my frequent media appearances to help you promote your company or product. There are a number of unique auctions on Ebay with various forms of body advertising. It is for this reason that I offer my rear-end to the highest bidder!

With the number of current auctions on Ebay for varied forms of advertising, you may be asking yourself why my offering is unique. A number of the individuals offering their body for advertising are looking for press coverage and hoping that possible media interest will generate publicity for your company or product. My offering is vastly different as I already have the attention and access to media outlets to get your product or company seen.


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Katrina victims: HELP NOW!!!

One of our shrine members,uzplayer, wanted me to get this message out:
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Mike Church and Jay Thomas are both New Orleans natives. Jay Thomas actually broadcasts out of the Mike Church studios when he's out there. I have listened to Jay Thomas numerous times out of the Mike Church studios in that area.

From my understanding, (i'm a big fan of Mike Church.. Dude 1372 (George in Jersey in case if you listen) the offices of Black Hat Ink which is where Mike Church broadcasts from is in tact. His offices are on the other side of the lake which is actually higher then sea level. His home though.. Well, we'll have to see what happens. According to his site (www.mikechurch.com), he is going to tour his home parish (similar to counties or boroughs in the north) and file a report. Keep a watch for it.

Also, his company has set up a Paypal account to accept donations. Visit www.mikechurch.com for more information on how to donate your money.

I know that 142 is a conservative channel, and I know that people usually have different views on things. But lets put those views aside and focus on what really matters. We need to focus on helping our own countrymen rebuild their lives and unify towards the better good for society and humanity as a whole. Don't focus on what the people like FOX News and CNN are saying and help the people who really need the help.

Mike Church donation page here
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Also from Howard's board

HOW TO HELP THE VICTIMS OF KATRINA
by The Webmaster
We here at HowardStern.com want to do what we can to help you help the victims of Hurricane Katrina. Here is a list of links to get you started.

The Federal Emergency Management Agency has a good guide for how and what you can donate. It also has a good list of accredited relief organizations so you can be sure your donations will go where you want them to.

Here are a few:
The American Red Cross
The United Methodist Committee on Relief
Episcopal Relief and Development
The Salvation Army
Go to the ASPCA if you want to help the stranded pets and other animals.
Catholic Charities

Links here


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