Coming to a comedy club and a Bar & Grill near you!!!

Beetlejuice

BEET IS COMING OUT! NO, NOT THE CLOSET. OUT OF DWARF TOSSING RETIREMENT FOR (1) NIGHT ONLY TO CELEBRATE (5) YEARS SINCE THE LAST TIME BEET DID A TOSSING GIG. IF YOU REMEMBER, THAT WAS HOW BEET STARTED OUT ON THE STERN SHOW. IF YOU NEVER HAD THE CHANCE TO TOSS THE JUICE LIKE A SALAD, NOW IS IS THE TIME!!! Club: The Crazy Leprechaun Bar & Grill
Date: Friday, May 5th Time: 9pm-2am
Address ; 3589 Richmond St. Philly P.A. 19134
Event: BEET COMING OUT OF DWARF TOSSING RETIREMENT FOR (1) NIGHT ONLY!

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Jackie Martling

this Friday, April 21st see Jackie at The Treehouse Comedy Club at
Marisa's Restorante 6540 Main St., Trumbull CT 06611
one (just one) show at 10 p.m.for tickets & info, please call (203) 459-4225

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this Saturday, April 22nd
see Jackie at
The Treehouse Comedy Club at
Sorrento's Ristorante
32 Newtown Rd., Danbury CT 06810
one silly-assed show at 10 p.m.
for tickets & info, please call (203) 744-5575

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Friday & Saturday, May 5 & 6th
see Jackie at
The Saratoga Comedy Club
86 Congress Street, Congress Plaza
Saratoga Springs NY 12866
one (just one) show each night at 8:30 p.m.
for tickets & information
please call (518) 792-5233

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for information on Jackie's shows, you can always "Use Your Finger!" and dial (516) 922-WINE ...(516) 922-9463
not a pay service, just a local call...

all of Jackie's Excalibur Electronics joke gadgets are available at
http://www.excaliburelectronics.net

www.jokeland.com

Hoof Hearted? Ice Melted.
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Lisa Lampanelli
Comedy's Lovable Queen of Mean Lisa Lampanelli's shows at Carolines on Broadway aren't until April 27 - 30, but tickets are flying out the door. So, call now and make your reservations before you're shut out.

Thanks to the continuous New York area support of Z100's "Elvis Duran and the Z Morning Zoo," "The Howard Stern Show," "The Star and Buc Wild Show," 98.7 KISS-FM, and the entire Sirius Satellite Radio family, Lisa is gearing up to sell out all six of her April shows. The word is spreading about Lisa Lampanelli —so get in while the gettin' is good.

Showtimes are:
Thursday, April 27 - 8 p.m.
Friday, April 28 - 8 and 10:30 p.m.
Saturday, April 29 - 8 and 10:30 p.m.
Sunday, April 30 - 8 p.m.

For reservations, call 212-757-4100, and tell them you want to see the Queen of Mean, the C*nt of Comedy, or the Loud-Mouthed B*tch Everyone's Talking About!!


For more information on Lisa, go to www.InsultComic.com.