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Monday, July 10, 2006

Johnny Fratto makes Eric the Midget an offer he can't refuse!!!

Doc: Is there anything else that you wanted to add ?
Johnny: Yeah. We will build Eric the Midget a chopper. We will build him a three wheeled chopper that he could really ride. It will have Tom-Tom navigation, it will have a video IPod, it will have a PSP for games, it will be cooler than fuck. The coolest thing he will ever own in his whole life, if he'll fly with the balloons. And not only will we do that, but we will get four of the hottest Beverly Hills Angels to bring it to him to the Stern show, naked. This isn't something for him to look at, this is something that he will really be able to get onto, and he will really be able to ride it. It's for real. This will probably give him some freedom, that he could never, ever have.




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