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Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Sal's online apology to Mutt the Pig and his whore

Sal the pantysniffer:

I am truly sorry for my actions and any embarasment I have caused you. You guys have always been so good to me and I never thought that my stupid antics would come down to this. What started out as a goof has snowballed into a tremendous amount of grief for us all.
Kim and Jeff have treated me like family, their warmth and hospitality always made me feel special and there are no words for the affection I share for them. We've been to many shows together and have had a tremendous amount of laughs. My problem is I got too comfortable and unfortunatley felt I could goof around with them like I goof with the show. It was wrong, selfish, and stupid and I hope you can find it in your hearts to forgive me.

Kimba the whore:

Okay, so she just walked into my room where I have been listening to the show this morning. She's been in bathroom getting ready for school, and listening as well. Now that they've moved on to another subject, she walks into my room with a big smile on her face and says:
"So, mom, you know what I think? I think I should be on the Super Fan Round Table this weeks so that my dad can ask me questions about Sal sniffing my underwear." and she chuckles and then walks back to the bathroom to finish getting ready.
I'm pretty sure she isn't scarred for life or anything like that. In fact, she is excited to go to school and joke about it with her friends.
Not saying it's okay for anyone to sniff her panties or take advantage of her in any way, but I'm just saying, she's fine. And Sal is not a pedophile.


copy and paste this link to read more

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?s=90ed53217c0aa0a21be8e1a6ce9ae356&threadid=167104

UPDATE:

Nevermind. The thread has already been deleted. And censorship rears its ugly head once again at Howard Stern's "official" fan cesspool

UPDATE: Finally got to hear the beginning of the Sal apology that I missed this morning and I heard Howard say that Sal posted an apology on SFN. Do you think that Howard cares that that thread is nowhere to be found. Threads come and go all the time at the
SFN cesspool, but a thread the King himself promoted on the show?
Maybe someone needs to talk to Mutt the pig about cross promotion.