I hung out with Miss Howard Stern Andrea today by Bob Thorney
I hung out with 'Miss Howard Stern' Andrea today! I haven't seen her in over 2 years! The last time I saw her was before she got her new teeth and new boobs!
Anyways, I was invited to her photoshoot for 'Girls and Corpses' magazine. She is going to be in the December issue. Actually this "magazine" is really only a webzine right now. However, I heard that starting in January 2007 it will be a hard copy magazine as well. So, unfortunately the issue with Andrea won't be a hard copy magazine.
Anyways, I got to the photoshoot in the afternoon and it was half-way done. The photos are going to be really funny from what I saw. The publisher said the photoshoot went great. Afterwards we all watched a couple of her DVD's ( 'Dopes Go Wild' and 'Wild In Vegas' ) which I had brought along. Andrea hadn't even seen her DVD's before! That was pretty funny to watch and to see her reaction to the scenes.
Then Andrea and her lawyer boyfriend Jim and I went to Universal City Walk and had dinner at BB King's Blues Club . There were a number of bands and musicians that were on stage there. Andrea had been drinking Jack at the photoshoot and had some more at the restaurant. She also took out a prescription bottle of lexapro from her purse and took half a pill. I asked her is she should be taking that with alcohol. She just smiled. She also had some other prescription bottles in her purse such as ambien and I don't remember what else. I joked that she had a pharmacy in her purse! At one point she was telling me a story and she slammed her hand on the table and her cola and ice cubes spilled all over the table! Then she wanted to smoke in the restaurant and we told her that she couldn't and that it was against the law in California. So she went outside to smoke. There were some Howard Stern fans that recognized her and she was complaining to them about not being able to smoke inside the restaurant. She said that she was going to go on the Howard Stern Show to complain about it. She also said that she was going to complain to governor Arnold Schwarzenegger about it and have the law changed! A girl asked Andrea if she could see her breasts and Andrea quickly showed one of her boobs to her! After she finished her cigarette I got her to go back inside the restaurant. She had pasta which she wolfed down in about 5 minutes! Plus she had mashed potatos which she ate most of. Then she ate some of my french fries. (She's gained some weight since she's been out of rehab.)
She was enjoying the music of the bands and was waiving her arms and dancing in her seat. Some of the bands were latin, and Andrea was yelling out stuff in Spanish, like "uno, dos, tres, cinco." (She forgot the "cuatro"!) And she was yelling out "dolce" and then she aksed me what dolce means! Then she was yelling out "Cinco de Mayo" and then she asked me what Cinco de Mayo means! There were people dancing on the dance floor in front of the stage. Andrea wanted to dance but we were concerned that she would fall down. Eventually she fell asleep on my arm in the restaurant! Jim took some funny pictures of that. We had a hard time getting her to wake up and leave the restaurant. Then as we were driving out of Universal City, she demanded that we go to McDonald's so that she could get a cheesburger and a shake! Jim tried to discourage her from that idea, but she was making a scene about it, so I pulled into a Fatburger restaurant that was right in front of us and Jim went in to get her a cheeseburger and a shake. While waiting in the car, Andrea kept asking me if Jim was getting her a cheesburger and she kept saying that she was going to murder him if he didn't get her a cheeseburger! And she kept honking the horn of my car. After a long wait, Jim came back to the car with the shake which he gave to Andrea and a bag which I assume had a cheeseburger in it.
I drove them back to their hotel and Andrea didn't want to walk to the hotel room, so Jim had to carry her! It was a long way to carry her. I told him that we should have gotten a luggage cart to put her on! Then in the elevator she laid down on the floor! Jim picked her up and then she laid down on the floor just outside the elevator. Jim picked her up again and then she laid down on the floor just outside the hotel room. Jim picked her up again and got her inside the room and I said goodnight and left.
Anyways, I was invited to her photoshoot for 'Girls and Corpses' magazine. She is going to be in the December issue. Actually this "magazine" is really only a webzine right now. However, I heard that starting in January 2007 it will be a hard copy magazine as well. So, unfortunately the issue with Andrea won't be a hard copy magazine.
Anyways, I got to the photoshoot in the afternoon and it was half-way done. The photos are going to be really funny from what I saw. The publisher said the photoshoot went great. Afterwards we all watched a couple of her DVD's ( 'Dopes Go Wild' and 'Wild In Vegas' ) which I had brought along. Andrea hadn't even seen her DVD's before! That was pretty funny to watch and to see her reaction to the scenes.
Then Andrea and her lawyer boyfriend Jim and I went to Universal City Walk and had dinner at BB King's Blues Club . There were a number of bands and musicians that were on stage there. Andrea had been drinking Jack at the photoshoot and had some more at the restaurant. She also took out a prescription bottle of lexapro from her purse and took half a pill. I asked her is she should be taking that with alcohol. She just smiled. She also had some other prescription bottles in her purse such as ambien and I don't remember what else. I joked that she had a pharmacy in her purse! At one point she was telling me a story and she slammed her hand on the table and her cola and ice cubes spilled all over the table! Then she wanted to smoke in the restaurant and we told her that she couldn't and that it was against the law in California. So she went outside to smoke. There were some Howard Stern fans that recognized her and she was complaining to them about not being able to smoke inside the restaurant. She said that she was going to go on the Howard Stern Show to complain about it. She also said that she was going to complain to governor Arnold Schwarzenegger about it and have the law changed! A girl asked Andrea if she could see her breasts and Andrea quickly showed one of her boobs to her! After she finished her cigarette I got her to go back inside the restaurant. She had pasta which she wolfed down in about 5 minutes! Plus she had mashed potatos which she ate most of. Then she ate some of my french fries. (She's gained some weight since she's been out of rehab.)
She was enjoying the music of the bands and was waiving her arms and dancing in her seat. Some of the bands were latin, and Andrea was yelling out stuff in Spanish, like "uno, dos, tres, cinco." (She forgot the "cuatro"!) And she was yelling out "dolce" and then she aksed me what dolce means! Then she was yelling out "Cinco de Mayo" and then she asked me what Cinco de Mayo means! There were people dancing on the dance floor in front of the stage. Andrea wanted to dance but we were concerned that she would fall down. Eventually she fell asleep on my arm in the restaurant! Jim took some funny pictures of that. We had a hard time getting her to wake up and leave the restaurant. Then as we were driving out of Universal City, she demanded that we go to McDonald's so that she could get a cheesburger and a shake! Jim tried to discourage her from that idea, but she was making a scene about it, so I pulled into a Fatburger restaurant that was right in front of us and Jim went in to get her a cheeseburger and a shake. While waiting in the car, Andrea kept asking me if Jim was getting her a cheesburger and she kept saying that she was going to murder him if he didn't get her a cheeseburger! And she kept honking the horn of my car. After a long wait, Jim came back to the car with the shake which he gave to Andrea and a bag which I assume had a cheeseburger in it.
I drove them back to their hotel and Andrea didn't want to walk to the hotel room, so Jim had to carry her! It was a long way to carry her. I told him that we should have gotten a luggage cart to put her on! Then in the elevator she laid down on the floor! Jim picked her up and then she laid down on the floor just outside the elevator. Jim picked her up again and then she laid down on the floor just outside the hotel room. Jim picked her up again and got her inside the room and I said goodnight and left.
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