A message from Misty the Prostitute!!

Brie is in school and it makes traveling difficult. I am going to trade in my car for a truck and then find a camper to pull or put
on the back and create "Misty's Mobile Whorehouse", and I'm sure Howard would love to hear about that. It's hard for my little vagina to support all my endeavors, but she does her best!

I really want to thank Howard for allowing me to defend myself against ja, Nice Dick, ins on. Very nice.

Like right now, the State Board of Labor and Industry is doing an investigation on me because of an ad I ran for my church that advertised free midwife services to new and expectant teen moms. I am battling them right now for the "midwife" title. I didn't advertize that I was certified so I think I will beat the state. Midwifery is the other "woman's job" of biblical times, and
so I want to have that one, too. What else did women do back then for a living? I am really reliving the bible as much as I can, but having an intelligent discussion about religion might be beyond the scope of the Stern show. I am pretty sure i am bringing my little 19 year old hottie/nanny/friend/drummer/backup-singer with me next time I go,and Howard and everyone are really gonna love her, but I dont know what to tell Will about content. I really want to be better prepared next time. I want Bryndal to be discovered in New York. I think Howard could help with that. And I
need help, too. Hopefully, I can get to a point that people can reach me through the Internet, and I can get some help with this whole Bible rewrite; christian messiah thing. I know what I'm doing, but it's a big fuckin job. I need a publicist, and a publisher. You'd think i could find 12 people who want to help me. You can't argue with right.

(Can you help Misty out? You can reach her at christianmessiah@hotmail.com)