Howardshrine: The Book preview
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This is pretty much the finished product. Slash is proofreading this version one last time. There are still some errors in it. Maybe more than some. I am going to fix the errors he finds, add some new content like some interviews I have done since Howard moved to Sirius, fix the margins in the introduction, and lastly dedicate the book to the memory of my biggest fan and supporter,my mother, who passed away recently. I made a collage of pics for her funeral and actually used the frame from the shrine that Howard's private parts poster was in. I was even thinking about tearing down the shrine now that she is gone. She was very proud of what I did, and loved my book. It is almost like the heart of the shrine has died. I guess I shouldn't make any decision while I am grieving like my friend Eddie Sacks told me....He is probably right.
Some other bit of news also makes me think that the shrine has run its course, so to speak. I was informed by someone very high up on the Howard 100 News team ladder that they were in Howard's office a few weeks ago and sitting on his coffee table was a copy of my book....one of only 4 books. They told me that they thought this was very impressive. I think so too. This news has made it all worth it. My mother was very happy when I told her the news too. It was something we shared in and had many, many laughs over. She also liked the news story they did on me and my collection. I played it for her at the hospital. She was a very kind, and sweet person, and she will be terribly missed.
I hope you all enjoy the sample, and I will let you know when the final book is done incase any of you want a copy.
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I wasn't going to mention my mother's passing because of the haters and stalkers that I have managed to attract over the years. No, not the O and A pests (I actually get along with those folks) I am talking about Joey Boots aka Joesph Bassolino the rat from sternfannetwork. Apparently Joesph and his band of haters got upset about my negative blogs about the cesspool they call home and manufactured another lie about me. As has happened many times before a member was standing out at sfn and Joesph wasn't getting the attention he wanted. He told the sfn sheep that this poster was me. Mutt and the rest of the sheep staff went to work and started claiming they had "proof". This of course has led to Joesph Bassolino posting my personal information there once again, including my dear mother's obituary. One of the mods, Doctor Ivan has even gone as far as putting Pedophile in place of my mother's last name. And Mutt aka Jeff Hey again not only does nothing about it but says that the person who was banned had 6 other names. My apologizes to BlueIris's Clit for having to endure this nonsense from the likes of these evil people. SFN is a disgrace to Howard and the Show. Just when you think they could stoop no lower, they do something like this. FUCK SFN, FUCK JEFF HEY, FUCK JOESPH BASSOLINO, FUCK DOCTOR IVAN, and FUCK ALL THE SFN SHEEP WHO BELIEVE THEIR LIES FOR A SECOND!!
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From the SFN cesspool
mutt:
BlueIris's clit has at least 6 mults. I didn't bother looking further from that. Some of those other accounts are dead or gay.
it has nothing to do with AOL. We don't track mults by ip anymore. We stopped doing that years ago. If you are tagged as a mult these days it means someone has logged in as those members from your computer. not from your ip.
BlueIris's clit
Harpua0419
Baby_Gorilla
BoyGary
qwerty419
Travis_Bickle
BrianTheMasseus
More garbage from mutt:
what a kook. yes I'm pulling the wool over your eyes. it couldn't possible be that I have access to everyone's account info and have code in place that figures out without any doubt who is who. I rarly even resort to ips becasue my mult code is so good and ips are so iffy. It may not know all your mults but when it outs you, you've been caught. fuck off assholes
Retarded email from mutt when I informed him he was making a mistake once again:
srew off insane person. How would you have any idea about what clitis innocent or guilty of? go away little man. Clit has several gay/ dead accounts and is a toruble maker much like you
And mother's obituary and the post where a SFN staff member calls her a pedophile still remains despite my email to Jeff Hey.
His last comment when I told him his actions and those of his staff were disgraceful:
what's disgraceful. it's a link to your site. I can't read thru all that. I'm really busy. why do you even bother to email me when the email is basically blank?
(Update: Too late. I just received a phone call from my aunt. She is getting harassing phone calls from Stern fans who read my mother's obituary on sternfannetwork. Way to go Jeff Hey, you fucking pig.)
(Update: Thanks to Jeff Hey, Joseph Bassolino,and the rest of the pigs of sternfannetwork my mother's online obituary tribute is now being trashed. What an embarrassment to Howard and the show these horrible, wretched people are.)

















