More death threats from the SFN rats..

...proving once again why sternfannetwork is a disgrace to Howard Stern and his show.

Eric the Midget:

Attention All SFNers. Go To Hell!!!!

I've had enough of you assholes with no lives or no brains. You've hit my breaking piont today. If you continue to piss me off like you have today Mut will be getting a shut down notice for his site I promise you that. Today I've gotten a death threat, and a call from my friend Brian Tyson (Briana's father) asking me to remove Briana from my friends, because too many of you were sending her awful messages. She's 13yrs. old you sick-fucks. Plus her family is a nice christian family. It's totally retarded of all of you to send her messages asking her "when is she going to blew me or bang me. GET THIS THROUGH YOUR FUCKING SICKASS HEADS I HAVE NO INTEREST AT ALL IN A 13YR. OLD LITTLE GIRL. Get a life you dumb-fuckers. Plus today people on my friends list including my roomate, and my brother. They were both sent a fake MySpace page with a photo shopped photo of me flying that says Fly or Die. I know one of you brainless sorry asses made that site. You have a fucking ass problem with me fine fucking bring it, but leave all!!!! my friends on here alone. Don't fucking mess with my friends, and family. Or I will find away to get your favorite site SFN shut down. I 100% promise that. Games Over. Mut will lose his site, and if I have to I'll go after his money to prove the piont that I'm not messing around anymore at all. Feel free to pass this on to your leader Mut.

Source

(update: Mutt the pig begins to spin his lies at the SFN Cesspool.)

Originally posted by Mutt
Can you believe this? Obviously some of the SFN haters are telling Eric bad things about us and blaming us for all of his problems. I can't find any evidence of anything like this anywhere on SFN. It's all bull. I'm sure the guy is getting messed with. I just don't think it's you guys. Probably one of the many banned SFNers trying to start shit. Maybe they thought this would cause me problems, but it's actually been really fun. How great is it that Eric included me in his letter to Howard with all his demands?

Evidently I'm now King of all Stern Fans and responsible for all of your actions. God help me.

Shrine 100 news responsible for the return of the Brad and Angelina Jolie Baby shower pics back to their rightful owner

Howardshrine.com was one of the news outlets approached about the pictures.
Here is that email:

Dear Sir or Madam,

I am contacting you because I have recently acquired some digital photos (450 pictures). On this memory stick are personal photos of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt and their children. These photos are in thier home and on vacation, are good quality and are close up. These pictures have not been seen by anyone else. I am contacting you and several other Papers, magazines and websites to see what these photos may be worth. I am attaching 3 photos so you can verify the authenticity of them.


Thinking that "acquired" meant they were the legal owner of the three samples pictures they sent, we posted them in this blog, with their contact information for people interested in seeing more.

The very next day we received this email:

Dear Sir/Madam:

We are litigation counsel for Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt. We and our clients have become aware that the website www.howardshrine.com (“the Website” ) is displaying copyright protected photographs of Ms. Jolie, Mr. Pitt and their minor child, taken in a private setting and subsequently stolen (the “Stolen Photos”), viewable at the URL address(es): “http://www.howardshrine.com/2006/06/shrine-100-news-exclusive-brad-and.html.”

This letter is to provide you with notice that the Stolen Photos are copyright protected, to which my clients own right and title thereto. Any unauthorized publication, reproduction or dissemination of the Stolen Photos constitutes an infringement of my clients’ copyrights in violation of the U.S. Copyright Act, Title 17 of the United States Code Section 101, et seq., and exposes you, and anyone else acting in concert with you, to civil liability, damages, injunctive relief and reimbursement of all attorneys’ fees and costs incurred by my clients in connection with any copyright infringement action.

In addition, under the circumstances that the Stolen Photos were taken, namely, at private and personal events on private property, my clients had a reasonable expectation of enjoying total privacy. The publication of the photos constitutes a unlawful invasion and violation of my clients' right of privacy because it is a publication of private facts. It is also an unauthorized commercial appropriation of their names likenesses and personas.

Anyone who publishes, disseminates, displays or otherwise exploits the Stolen Photos will be liable for substantial compensatory damages, punitive damages, and injunctive relief. If you publish or disseminate and of the Stolen Photos, our clients will take further legal action to protect their rights, including by the filing of a lawsuit seeking compensatory and punitive damages, statutory damages for copyright violations, and attorneys’ fees.

On behalf of our clients, we demand as follows:

1. That you immediately remove any copies of the Stolen Photos from the Website and any other websites that you own and/or control;

2. That you immediately cease and desist from exploiting, publishing, posting,distributing, or otherwise using or disseminating (with or without monetary charge) any of the Stolen Photos, either on the Website or through any other venue or medium; and

3. That you identify the source(s) from which you obtained the Stolen Photos and identify any person, photo agency or stockhouse which purports to have any right to sell or license the Stolen Photos, and provide us with their address, telephone number and/or e-mail address, if known.

Legal action will be taken against all those responsible for the theft and for the unauthorized publication or other use of the photos.

We reserve all of our clients’ rights with regard to this gross invasion of their rights.

You act at your own peril.

Please govern yourself accordingly.

I, the undersigned, CERTIFY UNDER PENALTY OF PERJURY that I am the owner or an agent authorized to act on behalf of the owner of certain intellectual property rights, said owner being named Angelina Jolie ("IP Owner"). I have a good faith belief that the Stolen Photos are not authorized by the above IP Owner, its agent, or the law and therefore infringes the IP Owner's rights according to state, federal, or US law. By copy of this letter, we are also requesting that you act expeditiously to remove or disable access to the material or items claimed to be infringing.

This letter does not purport to constitute a complete or exhaustive statement of all of my clients’ rights, contentions or legal theories. Nothing contained herein is intended as, nor should it be deemed to constitute, a waiver or relinquishment of any of my clients’ rights or remedies, whether legal or equitable, all of which are hereby expressly reserved.

Sincerely,

[via e-mail]

Shrine 100 news not only quickly complied with their request, we also provided vital information that directly lead to the return of the pictures to their rightful owners. Here is another email we received concerning this matter:

Thank you for cooperating and providing this information. We require some additional information about the individual who sent you that e-mail. We need the header information from the sender's e-mail which would include his/her IP address. If you use Microsoft Outlook, you can open the e-mail from the sender, go under "view" to the tool bar and choose "options". You should then be able to cut and paste all of this header information and send it to me.

Working closely with the authorities, howardshrine.com once again demonstrated
why it is the leading fan website devoted to Howard Stern and what he stands for.

Do you strive to do the right thing like Howard Stern...like howardshrine? Then join us, the TRUE FANS OF STERNS today at www.howardshrine.net,the #1 Howard Fan website in the whole wide world.

More on the story here

Boots TV starts today

Joseph Bassolino:

It is past midnight here on the East Coast.........today is the fucking day people.........BOOTS TV!

In about 12 hours the tech will be here to install two wide angled, color webcams with audio in to my apartment along with the necessary equiptment such as a computer and hub to run it. I will have one camera in my kitchen and the other here in my bedroom where all the magic happens throughout the day and night. I can't express how excited I am about this new adventure I am going on and to have you all and all the web connected people of the world come in to my home is an astronomical thought..........stay tuned to bootstracker.com and strap yourselves in cuz this is gonna be a great ride.




www.sinusbuster.com & www.bootstracker.com

New policy change coming for SuperFan Roundtable

Details here


The fans react

I want the job!!

Doc for the tape gatekeeper. I am ready to relocate to NYC and take on this task. FUCK MUTT, FUCK JOEY BOOTS, FUCK MARK FRIGGIN, FUCK DAN THE SONG PARODY MAN, FUCK KING OF ALL JAPS, and FUCK ANYONE ELSE WHO THINKS THAT THEY CAN DO A BETTER JOB THAN ME........THEY CAN'T

And just to prove I am serious about this I have decided to post a pic of myself without my mask and hat, for the very first time. Please take this pic and make some campaign photos to help us spread the word. Send your entries to howardshrine@aol.com or post them in this discussion thread. Thanks for your help.


Doc EXPOSED!!!

A Shrine 100 News Exclusive: A very LOOONG interview with the winner of the Fart Olympics, Will the Farter

Will6607 [9:36 A.M.]: can u send me that audio link of yesterdays show
Will6607 [9:36 A.M.]: and did they mention anything about yesterday
Howardshrine [9:36 A.M.]: didnt hear anything today yet
Howardshrine [9:37 A.M.]: http://www.sendspace.com/file/l759ck
Will6607 [9:39 A.M.]: where do i go now
Howardshrine [9:39 A.M.]: look for where it says download
Will6607 [9:40 A.M.]: did u think i should of won all three?
Howardshrine [9:40 A.M.]: yes
Will6607 [9:40 A.M.]: i am still pissed about the whole thing
Will6607 [9:41 A.M.]: even though i won
Will6607 [9:41 A.M.]: i am still kinda mad that i didnt get my 10.8 in
Howardshrine [9:43 A.M.]: should have taken your pants off
Will6607 [9:43 A.M.]: i know
Will6607 [9:43 A.M.]: but i thought for sure that i would of won that pathetic fart flex put out
Will6607 [9:43 A.M.]: flex is almost in the same category as junior
Howardshrine [9:43 A.M.]: do you want to talk about your experiences in this instant message conversation. I can post that for the fans then.
Will6607 [9:44 A.M.]: hes totally gross
Will6607 [9:44 A.M.]: sure
Howardshrine [9:44 A.M.]: cool. go ahead. let us know how the experience was for you. what plans you have for the money, etc
Will6607 [9:44 A.M.]: flex though is very good at farting
Will6607 [9:44 A.M.]: bills and vacation
Will6607 [9:45 A.M.]: i am going to ac the week of july 12th
Howardshrine [9:45 A.M.]: are you going to gamble your winnings ?
Will6607 [9:45 A.M.]: not really
Will6607 [9:46 A.M.]: im only playing holdem
Howardshrine [9:46 A.M.]: where was junior?
Will6607 [9:46 A.M.]: and thats all
Will6607 [9:46 A.M.]: he was home where he should of been
Howardshrine [9:46 A.M.]: some say he would have beaten you
Will6607 [9:46 A.M.]: that cocky little prick doesnt deserve to be on howard stern
Will6607 [9:46 A.M.]: no
Will6607 [9:46 A.M.]: he wouldnt
Howardshrine [9:47 A.M.]: mr methane would have though, dont you think?
Will6607 [9:47 A.M.]: no
Will6607 [9:47 A.M.]: loudest
Will6607 [9:47 A.M.]: i win
Will6607 [9:47 A.M.]: longest
Will6607 [9:47 A.M.]: i win
Will6607 [9:47 A.M.]: most times
Will6607 [9:47 A.M.]: i didnt think i would win
Will6607 [9:47 A.M.]: but i won
Will6607 [9:47 A.M.]: i told mike the farter hes my hero
Howardshrine [9:47 A.M.]: really?
Will6607 [9:48 A.M.]: because he won the second round
Will6607 [9:48 A.M.]: i mean
Will6607 [9:48 A.M.]: he won
Will6607 [9:48 A.M.]: shit]
Will6607 [9:48 A.M.]: hahah
Will6607 [9:48 A.M.]: he beat flex in the third round
Will6607 [9:48 A.M.]: so if i fucked up
Will6607 [9:48 A.M.]: it would of been a threeway tie
Will6607 [9:48 A.M.]: so he helped me out
Will6607 [9:48 A.M.]: and i love him for that
Will6607 [9:49 A.M.]: i think i might invite him to ac with me
Howardshrine [9:49 A.M.]: maybe you could open for artie and dice?
Howardshrine [9:49 A.M.]: when will you get the money?
Will6607 [9:49 A.M.]: if they wanted me to
Will6607 [9:50 A.M.]: i dont know if im that worthy
Will6607 [9:50 A.M.]: maybe u could put a word in for me
Will6607 [9:50 A.M.]: flex and all those guys from off the hook tv seemed very interested in me
Howardshrine [9:50 A.M.]: yes....I will promote this idea. what else would you like to say. how are cd sales going?
Will6607 [9:50 A.M.]: hahahah
Will6607 [9:51 A.M.]: they arnt going
Will6607 [9:51 A.M.]: havnt sold more then 10
Howardshrine [9:51 A.M.]: damn
Will6607 [9:51 A.M.]: off the hook tv might pick me up
Howardshrine [9:51 A.M.]: you never did send me that autographed assprint. I thought that would be a good seller.
Will6607 [9:52 A.M.]: fuck i totally forgot about that
Will6607 [9:52 A.M.]: maybe i should mass produce them
Will6607 [9:52 A.M.]: hahahha
Howardshrine [9:52 A.M.]: ass produce them
Howardshrine [9:52 A.M.]: were you afraid of having an accident yesterday?
Will6607 [9:53 A.M.]: no
Will6607 [9:53 A.M.]: but the weird thing was
Will6607 [9:53 A.M.]: my ass smelled worse then normal
Will6607 [9:53 A.M.]: and i commented it smelled like olives
Will6607 [9:53 A.M.]: i found out when i got home
Will6607 [9:53 A.M.]: that i was way over due
Will6607 [9:53 A.M.]: for a nice shit
Will6607 [9:54 A.M.]: and i litterally shit so much it went above water
Will6607 [9:54 A.M.]: so
Will6607 [9:54 A.M.]: on that note
Will6607 [9:54 A.M.]: i wasnt at my prime
Will6607 [9:54 A.M.]: i was working with a clogged pipes
Howardshrine [9:54 A.M.]: amazing
Will6607 [9:55 A.M.]: and the reason it smelled was because i was blowing a fan over raw sewage
Howardshrine [9:55 A.M.]: blowing a fan? I thought you were straight.
Will6607 [9:56 A.M.]: hahaha
Will6607 [9:56 A.M.]: yea im gay
Will6607 [9:56 A.M.]: its all big lie
Will6607 [9:56 A.M.]: erika is really a man
Howardshrine [9:57 A.M.]: have you seen the film festival movie called The Mating Call?
Will6607 [9:58 A.M.]: no
Howardshrine [9:59 A.M.]: Two gay guys find love by farting to each other.
Will6607 [9:59 A.M.]: yea
Will6607 [9:59 A.M.]: tell me about it
Howardshrine [9:59 A.M.]: Two gay guys find love by farting to each other.
Will6607 [10:00 A.M.]: i got an email about a guy wanting to suck my asshole
Howardshrine [10:00 A.M.]: George Takei?
Will6607 [10:01 A.M.]: i dont know who it was
Howardshrine [10:01 A.M.]: How do you feel the next day? Are you sore at all? Did you have a celebration last night anywhere?
Will6607 [10:01 A.M.]: i feel fine
Will6607 [10:01 A.M.]: i took my family out to diner
Will6607 [10:01 A.M.]: nope not sore
Will6607 [10:01 A.M.]: i got a little drunk
Will6607 [10:01 A.M.]: and i think im coming down with something
Will6607 [10:02 A.M.]: maybe it was the fact i shook hands with flex after he had his finger up his ass
Howardshrine [10:02 A.M.]: How did your family react? Are they all supportive of your talent and what you do with it?
Will6607 [10:02 A.M.]: didnt relize it til i was in the car on the way home
Howardshrine [10:02 A.M.]: Why did he stick his finger up his ass?
Will6607 [10:03 A.M.]: check if he was bleeding
Will6607 [10:03 A.M.]: and to stick a straw up his ass
Howardshrine [10:03 A.M.]: oh yeah, I remember now. was he bleeding?
Howardshrine [10:03 A.M.]: you could get aids like that.
Will6607 [10:04 A.M.]: i dont think so
Will6607 [10:04 A.M.]: thanks
Will6607 [10:04 A.M.]: now i have aids
Howardshrine [10:04 A.M.]: did you stick your finger in your ass or mouth? rub your eyes?
Howardshrine [10:04 A.M.]: that whole straw thing was stupid.
Will6607 [10:05 A.M.]: next question ( i dont remember nor do i want to think about where i put my hands afterwards)
Howardshrine [10:05 A.M.]: where was dan the farter. he might have given you a run for your money.
Will6607 [10:05 A.M.]: i know
Will6607 [10:05 A.M.]: honestly
Will6607 [10:05 A.M.]: i think im the best farter
Will6607 [10:05 A.M.]: methane is
Will6607 [10:05 A.M.]: second
Will6607 [10:05 A.M.]: and i dont know who is after that
Howardshrine [10:06 A.M.]: maybe...but you have to admit...he has sold more than 10 cds.
Will6607 [10:06 A.M.]: my farts are overall better quality
Will6607 [10:06 A.M.]: yea
Will6607 [10:06 A.M.]: ofcourse
Will6607 [10:06 A.M.]: i dont have an agent
Will6607 [10:06 A.M.]: i dont have a web master
Will6607 [10:06 A.M.]: i dont have the $$$
Will6607 [10:06 A.M.]: mommy and daddy wont help me
Howardshrine [10:06 A.M.]: yeah........he can fart songs though.
Will6607 [10:06 A.M.]: i can too
Will6607 [10:07 A.M.]: just not as good
Will6607 [10:07 A.M.]: when that zip finished downloading
Will6607 [10:07 A.M.]: where the fuck did it go
Howardshrine [10:08 A.M.]: whereever you put it. check the download ..you can do a search too if you cant find it.
Howardshrine [10:08 A.M.]: the flight of the bumblebee by mr methane might be the best song ever made.
Howardshrine [10:09 A.M.]: now that your are the official king of the farters, I think you should challenge methane to a fart off.
Will6607 [10:09 A.M.]: well i havnt used my full arsenal over at the howard stern show yet
Howardshrine [10:10 A.M.]: he is the only one you need to beat
Will6607 [10:10 A.M.]: i know that flex was in shock when i was being interviewed in the hall way
Will6607 [10:10 A.M.]: thats fine
Will6607 [10:10 A.M.]: i know i can
Will6607 [10:11 A.M.]: i farted so loud that it went through the long hall way into the room where my buddy was sitting
Will6607 [10:11 A.M.]: and it was LOUD
Will6607 [10:11 A.M.]: and i noticed that flex lost all of his confidence
Will6607 [10:11 A.M.]: once he heard that
Howardshrine [10:12 A.M.]: was that your strategy or did it just COME OUT that way?
Howardshrine [10:13 A.M.]: what was it like in the green room? was there a lot of that going on?
Will6607 [10:15 A.M.]: i didnt want to show my true talent
Will6607 [10:15 A.M.]: not really
Will6607 [10:15 A.M.]: it was laid back
Will6607 [10:15 A.M.]: from this performance
Will6607 [10:16 A.M.]: i really think howard likes me
Howardshrine [10:16 A.M.]: absolutely.
Howardshrine [10:18 A.M.]: You should call and ask howard who he thinks is the better farter, you or methane.
Howardshrine [10:19 A.M.]: you are definitely king of the US
Will6607 [10:19 A.M.]: i might do that tomorrow
Will6607 [10:19 A.M.]: is methane a millionaire?
Howardshrine [10:19 A.M.]: Howard just mentioned on the air how much he enjoyed listening to the contest again.
Howardshrine [10:19 A.M.]: I dont believe so.
Will6607 [10:20 A.M.]: is he talking about it right now
Howardshrine [10:20 A.M.]: he has an email. you should challenge him now that you are the title holder.
Howardshrine [10:20 A.M.]: its over. very brief.
Howardshrine [10:21 A.M.]: save some of your winnings and challenge him. $1,000 of your own money...winner takes all.
Will6607 [10:21 A.M.]: well
Howardshrine [10:21 A.M.]: loudest, longest, most in a certain time...same kind of contest. no songs though. he would BLOW you away.
Will6607 [10:22 A.M.]: no he wouldnt
Will6607 [10:22 A.M.]: haahahha
Will6607 [10:22 A.M.]: longest???
Will6607 [10:22 A.M.]: whats his longest
Howardshrine [10:22 A.M.]: I dont believe he has ever been timed on the show.
Will6607 [10:22 A.M.]: his farts are not loud
Howardshrine [10:23 A.M.]: yes, but thats not to say he can really crank one out if he had to.
Will6607 [10:24 A.M.]: he cant beat me
Howardshrine [10:24 A.M.]: he told me that for fun he farts in elevators and things like that. how about you
Will6607 [10:24 A.M.]: i would be more worried about flex then methane
Howardshrine [10:24 A.M.]: no way. flex is nothing.
Will6607 [10:24 A.M.]: havnt really done all that
Howardshrine [10:24 A.M.]: flex cant hold methane's soiled underwear.
Howardshrine [10:25 A.M.]: i think you are king of the us and methane is king of the UK. you need to challenge him for king of the world. represent.
Will6607 [10:26 A.M.]: i know the uk loves farts
Will6607 [10:26 A.M.]: maybe i should get booked on some show over there
Howardshrine [10:26 A.M.]: fart olympics should have represented people from all over the world, not just the US
Will6607 [10:27 A.M.]: sirius couldnt afford that
Will6607 [10:27 A.M.]: they gave out ribs for christ sake
Howardshrine [10:27 A.M.]: they should have said fart US OPEN then or something.
Howardshrine [10:28 A.M.]: people are going to question your title now because of that.
Will6607 [10:29 A.M.]: well then they have to call me out like flex did
Will6607 [10:29 A.M.]: i think yahoo is down
Howardshrine [10:29 A.M.]: I think methane is too busy making money with his talent to care
Howardshrine [10:30 A.M.]: its back up. must have been a server thing. :)
Howardshrine [10:31 A.M.]: I will send methane any email and see what he says. this needs to be settled once and for all.
Will6607 [10:32 A.M.]: i know
Will6607 [10:32 A.M.]: he might have just a singing talent
Will6607 [10:32 A.M.]: thats it
Howardshrine [10:32 A.M.]: you could be right.
Will6607 [10:32 A.M.]: overall i would come out the victor
Howardshrine [10:33 A.M.]: hard to say.
Howardshrine [10:33 A.M.]: I will throw out the challenge and let you know what he says.
Will6607 [10:33 A.M.]: u do that
Will6607 [10:33 A.M.]: thats awsome
Howardshrine [10:33 A.M.]: any final words?
Howardshrine [10:34 A.M.]: what would you like to say to methane?
Will6607 [10:34 A.M.]: yea
Will6607 [10:34 A.M.]: if he wants to be the offical king of all farters he would have to take me out to take the world cup
Will6607 [10:34 A.M.]: and to all my fans out there
Will6607 [10:35 A.M.]: if your interested in my work
Will6607 [10:35 A.M.]: email me and pitch me a few ideas
Will6607 [10:35 A.M.]: on what u would like to see me do
Will6607 [10:35 A.M.]: comments are welcomed
Howardshrine [10:36 A.M.]: excellent will. thank you for this exclusive interview.
Will6607 [10:36 A.M.]: yourwelcome
Will6607 [10:36 A.M.]: maybe someday
Will6607 [10:36 A.M.]: i will be a household name
Howardshrine [10:37 A.M.]: yes....that is the house I would like to see.
Will6607 [10:37 A.M.]: maybe i should build a house
Will6607 [10:37 A.M.]: dedicated to farting
Howardshrine [10:38 A.M.]: yes...have a bunch of fingers coming out of the walls.
Will6607 [10:38 A.M.]: hahaha
Howardshrine [10:39 A.M.]: maybe just a bus you can drive to different stern events.
Will6607 [10:39 A.M.]: yea
Will6607 [10:39 A.M.]: lol
Howardshrine [10:39 A.M.]: have some real foul odors coming out of the exhaust.
Howardshrine [10:40 A.M.]: methane doesnt have a bus.
Howardshrine [10:40 A.M.]: go around the country challenging people and giving tours of the bus.
Howardshrine [10:41 A.M.]: stop at a diner and fart for your meals.
Howardshrine [10:41 A.M.]: coast to coast
Will6607 [10:42 A.M.]: thats an idea
Howardshrine [10:42 A.M.]: you're use to sleeping in a vehicle. come back with a busload of $$$$
Will6607 [10:42 A.M.]: yea
Will6607 [10:42 A.M.]: i know my ass is atleast worth a 100k a year if i put my "ass" into it
Howardshrine [10:43 A.M.]: yes..you can sell your cds and assprints on the bus too.
Will6607 [10:43 A.M.]: hmmm
Howardshrine [10:43 A.M.]: follow the comedians around and open for them.
Will6607 [10:44 A.M.]: i will email artie
Will6607 [10:44 A.M.]: did u email him yet
Howardshrine [10:44 A.M.]: in exchange to sell your cds and give tours outside the clubs.
Howardshrine [10:44 A.M.]: methane? no, not yet...i will.
Howardshrine [10:45 A.M.]: ok....you have a lot of work to do....I'll talk to you later.
Howardshrine [10:45 A.M.]: paint your bus brown too.
Howardshrine [10:46 A.M.]: with corn and peanuts chunks like pokadots
Howardshrine [10:47 A.M.]: ok....good luck. I will get your message out to the masses. peace




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Breaking News: Sternfannetwork to close, Mutt takes gatekeeper job

Unless he is lying again of course. I can live with Jeff Hey aka Mutt sitting in the backroom cutting up tapes, as long as that cesspool of a website is gone for good. SFN was and always will be a disgrace to Howard and the Show.

---

I Have Some Bad News People (post #1)
As many of you heard the show this morning about me being mentioned to work on the tapes... well i got the gig and start Wednesday! Because of that I will no longer be able to run this site properly.

Tuesday at midnight we will be shutting down this site.
I hope you all can understand the reasons for this.

It's my dream come true how could i turn it down.

It's been a blast with all of you

Mutt



Source

(Update: As suspected, it was just another lie....same shit, different day.. ho hum)

more here

Eric the Midget on sternfannetwork

Eric posted this in his blog:

Also to all the SFN.com people read this leave now I'm tired of dealing with you people. Hardly any of you know how to say something nice so don't bother sticking around. Hey Mut to you and your SFN.com rejects, and to you Howard and your crew. As WWE's D-X would say I have two words for all of you SUCK IT!!!! Also you don't like me bite me.


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Episode Two:

Vicki from the Howard Stern newsgroup weighs in on the gatekeeper "job" to handle the old Stern tapes

Muttdouche is of course the fuehrer of the Goblin Nazi BB. Who knew that a douche like him was capable of having a real job. He is nothing less than a loser douche. Also noticed that he has an uglier than sin gal pal. Just the type of woman that you would expect to be on the arm of a loser like him.

But what a thrill, if gobby's number one ass licker was able to get a full time shit paying job with the gob himself. Going through all those old tapes, being sure to exclude anything that included Jackie or Billy.

joeydoucheboots would actually be the best choice for the job. The fat fuck drunkard loser has no job. But wait, if the gob hired him, he would lose that tax free SSI money.

Or better yet, let the gob hire him. Doucheboots is such a dumb thieving fuck that he would continue to accept the free government dole payments. Then we can turn him in and he could do jail time like douchecabby.

Maybe he could keep his position as Goblin Nazi BB moderator from jail.

And on the IHeartNY situation:

I read through it and am totally confused. Something about a moderator over at the nazi BB trying to get the bubba the love douche's section of the nazi BB more attention.

But I still don't know what offense the slut pig who blows everyone, including joey doucheboots, committed.

It is funny to read about how these imbeciles fight amongst themselves trying to gain approval from their Lord Goblin.

I will say something nice about goblin. The slut blowing joey doucheboots is actually more disgusting than blowing the goblin. Doucheboots has gobby beaten as far as ugliest male on the planet. Not by much but he's got him beat.

Do any of these goblinite losers work? Or are they all on SSI. I would think that's possible since they are legitimately too retarded to get a job. Or fat as a house pigs who "medically" are unfit for work.

And what does this douchebag muttdouche think he is accomplishing with his version of the third Reich's BB. He can't be making any money off it. Does he suck goblin ass so reverentially that he doesn't mind paying just to have his name mentioned. Or those other extras, like being on the biggest douchebag show on sirius. You know the one that maybe a 100 people listen to. Or being invited to the goblin spectaculars. There he can get his ass
sucked by the other BB members as he sucks the asses of anyone and everyone that actually works on the Goblin Morning Zoo.

He's just a feeble minded loser douche who doesn't understand that gobby couldn't give a shit about him. The ole gob wants a no dissent BB, and this douche just happens to provide with no cost to the gob. Though douchebags like this never get it. He probably dreams of going out to dinner with his Lord and frogbrain.

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Mutt responds to IheartNY

If you are a regular reader of this blog than you are familiar with how Jeff Hey aka Mutt tries to cover his ass, and the asses of his retarded staff with lies...after lies...after lies. "When in doubt, lie, lie, lie." seems to be Mutt's motto in running sternfannetwork and sadly, in running his life. When he started lying about me a few years ago, I have to admit at first it upset me, but now, catching Mutt in lies has become a very enjoyable and very busy pastime of mine. When IheartNY's account of why she was banned from sternfannetwork was posted on his board, Mutt responded, and once again he didn't disappoint. How many lies can YOU find?



Mutt
SFN Admin

she is a attention whore and a liar.

Anything concerning me simply wasn't true. I tired telling her to lay low and use her mult to post. She was surprised I even knew about her mult and assumed I wouldn't want her around after all the trouble she caused previously. I told her it was not a big deal. I saw her right when she registered her new account and just chuckled. She ignored by advice to leave the IHeart account behind but she wanted to cause a stir and asked to use her old account instead. I told her it was fine but not to expect the staff to run to her defense any more. She went crazy and started attacking everyone here, members, staff and VIPs. When I grew tired of her abuse, I closed her accounts. Before she melted down the first time, I felt she was a good member and brought lots of fun attention to the site with her blow job offers. Once she melted down, I didn't need any of her attention. In no way did anyone appreciate what she was doing. We tired giving her a chance to settle down because we considered her a friend of the site. I guess we were wrong and let her slide too long.

She claims that I refused to refund her donation but she has never asked me and she hasn't even filed a dispute with paypal. For the record, I've never refused to refund anyone's donations ever. Why the hell would I? If you love us great. if you hates us, goodbye. I don't want to drag anything out.

She just wants to get noticed. Why not ignore her? She was so thrilled the day she got banned and was gitty about how she got everyone to talk about her. it appears she's still loving the attention.

When questioned further by one of his members he also added this:

KurtCocaine: What about the part where she says the whole hooters card thing was a rib to get more traffic in the Bubba forum? I assume it's bullshit like the rest, but I guess it could be true.

Mutt: it's bullshit too. I don't setup stunts to drive traffic our way. Have you seen how much traffic we get? It's already mind blowing. I've always been real honest with all of you. It's amazingly insulting to insinuate anything else. When I had it out with balloon knot over his hooters card remarks, I was sincere. He's just changed and proved he's an asset tot he site.


Thanks Mutt, you piece of garbage. You are a disgrace to Howard and the show, but I have to admit, your scumbag ways is good for a laugh or two.....at your expense of course. haha. Ok, people....now that you have read more bullshit and lies from Mutt, it's time for the truth.

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From IheartNY:

I didn't dispute my payment thru paypal because i used a credit card. And i emailed Mutt's email address to request my donation be refunded and got no response.

If Mutt emailed me about my Mult, i don't recall receiving any information. We did discuss getting my password reset for my screen name IheartNY. There was no issue restarting that account...in a general thread he advised that if i wanted to have my screen name back he would have to resurrect it from the dead...and a dead account cannot be retrieved...so he never killed my SN at that point. And he NEVER said that if i came back i would not have any "protection" from haters...that is a lie...and against the rules of his very site...

The following email was sent by jhohlinger, SFN member, to Bubba and Brent Hatley at the time Bubba was going to announce the "dirt" he had on Clear Channel, or "CC"
as it is referred to in the below email. According to jlohlinger, he also forwarded this message to Mutt...there is no independant verification of this, however, Mutt's name IS mentioned and jlohlinger IS a mod at SFN now.....you be the judge....

jlohlinger had been a guest at a Stern roast. Bubba was there and "promised" Hooters VIP cards to the audience members...the misunderstanding came when none of the SFN audience people got the Hooters cards...jhohlingers AV has a balloon character...hence the name "balloon Knot" Bubba would bitch about the balloon knot guy complaining that he didn't get his Hooters card....

Remember, jlohlinger is talking to BUBBA in the first part of this email, then SFN member nicksgt in a thread that was copied and pasted to this email by jlohlinger...and this was all done to BRING MORE TRAFFIC TO THE BUBBA FORUM OF SFN........

(Balloon Knot T-shirts made and given out at the Daniel Carver roast)

From : jlohlinger

Now that I have more time to let you know what it is I was trying to do, I'll explain. On Monday I was posting in a thread that involved I.Q. tests, and several people were questioning whether or not I was indeed a genius.

Several members who I had met at the SFN gathering, e-mailed me and said not to worry about these morons, and to just shrug it off. So I did, and I started thinking about how these guys were disappointed about not getting a card from Bubba, and at the same time was thinking still thinking about people questioning my abilities. It was about that time I came across a thread about you being able to talk
about Clear Channel on March 1st, and began thinking you'd been leading up
to this for months.

I started to ponder whether or not they would gag you before you had the chance to say anything. With these three things overlapping all of a sudden I had an epiphany. I saw a way to show everyone on there how smart I can be, even though I'll never mention the game I played with them. I started putting digs on Bubba on several threads, just kind of waiting, and baiting someone to ask me why I being
pissy.

Once someone bit, I posted the "rant" and started getting asked about what happened from several people, then more, then more. I then posted it in it's own thread, and it really started to take off. Knowing you said you have people reading this stuff, I kind of figured someone would eventually see I was talking shit. Mutt then
stepped in and started to chew me out. I didn't want to keep him out of this, but I knew if he knew what I was trying to do he wouldn't rip me, and more people wouldn't pile on.

So I kept posting, drawing attention, and when people would start to question you on CC, I would steer them back to me. The more assy I was, the more people took up your side. The further I drew it out, the more people started threads discussing you, good and bad.

As this drug out your show started yesterday, and you announced that at 5:05 You would be letting it fly, and I counted down every minute hoping that I was right that you wouldn't be able to talk about it, or I just went and made a complete douche of myself. When the time came, and you were ordered to keep your mouth shut, I started posting more and more frequently drawing attention and hatred to
myself, to the point that I received e-mail threats toward my wife and daughter.


That was about three in the morning yesterday. I was pissed, so I got their ISP addresses, and their names, and home addresses, and if they try playing any more game, I'll have Homeland Security up their asses with a microscope. Anyway, I collected myself, and continued doing what I was doing, and kept posting. When your show began today, you were pissed, and I was your target. When you started going
off on me, people started shredding me, there was no more talk of CC at all. You went off on a rant, and got all pissed of, and in the first hour of your show.
Which people the people on SFN always say is the weak point in your show.

People kept ripping me, and I kept respnding, but the act was getting old, and I'd proven to myself that I can do what I say. So I sent you the first e-mail, trying to explain briefly what it was I was trying to do. After that, I started pulling back on the posts, then posted in NickSgt's thread Where I stated that it was time to
add something nice. Nick's a good guy, and we sent the following back and forth a little while after your show ended tonight, and a couple hours after i e-mailed you.

Re: My First Bubba Thread
Quote: Originally posted by nicksgt

i have to admit that you are standing in there and taking it like a champ..as much as i disagreed with you about it

I did almost fucking flip last night when a couple assholes started e-mailing me fucked up pics of shit, and threatening my wife and kid. But I calmed down, traced their ISP addresses, and anymore shit out of them, and they'll have Homeland Security at their front door.


Re: Re: My First Bubba Thread
i can respect that...like i said i really disagree with you, but i think when people drag your real life into it thats wayyy over the line..petty..there is no radio show worth that but i really do admire the whole face you are putting out there

Re: Re: Re: My First Bubba Thread
Keep it on the down low, but Bubba should know exactly what I'm doing, didn't see to many people busting his balls about the whole CC thing today did you, and he got to move on to being Bubba on the show.

Re: Re: Re: Re: My First Bubba Thread
lol

bubbas a good man,imho

hey maybe you'll get to be a mod for the btls forum wouldnt that be ironic


Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: My First Bubba Thread
Like I said in the thread, I try to be a stand up guy, part of it was to stand up for SFN'ers, part to deflect heat off the guy. Kind of a multi layered effect. I genuinely care about the people that were there, it's been addressed by him now so every one is aware of the situation. The only thing I feel shitty about is not clueing Mutt in on what I was trying to accomplish, but he wouldn't have shredded me if I told him. I'll take shit on an internet message board if it means he can get on
with his show, and his life. I listen every day, and even though I know Ned is Manson, it's still funny as shit. Plus it's great arguing the fact whether or not he's real, it's kind of like back in the day when people thought wrestling was real.

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: My First Bubba Thread
I don't know if you noticed in the threads when someone was bringing up Bubba's sister I told them to cut the shit right in the middle of a rant, and I p.m.ed you to let you know Poopy's name was coming up with your av. People tend to take themselves a little too seriously at times, I do my damnedest to not be one of them.


Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: My First Bubba Thread
awesome man...well if there is ever anything i can do you let me know


Nick's the only guy on there that knows what I was doing, and I fully intend to keep it that way. I'm not in this for attention, or a Hooter's card, because I don't eat it, I'm allergic to alot of it. I'm not looking for any attention from this, I just wanted to let you guys know I'm a fan, and was trying to prove to myself that I can not only show myself I can out smart any of them, help out a show I like by diverting attention from a hot button issue, draw a lot of attention to your show on SFN, and get a definitive answer for everyone who was asking me about what I heard about the cards. I'm sure Hooter's didn't mind the free extra plugs either.

So I'm pretty much set with what it was I wanted to do. If there's anyway you could just get a list of the SFN memebers names that were there from Bob Levy and at least give them a mention, I'd appreciate it. Please, by all means continue to call me an asshole. I'd rather have it that way.


Jared L. Ohlinger

jlohlinger aka,
the balloon knot


Jared L. Ohlinger

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This is a message from jlohlinger at SternFanNetwork (http://www.SternFanNetwork.com/forum/index.php ). The SternFanNetwork owners cannot accept any responsibility for the contents of the email.


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Interesting don't you think? Mutt is busted lying through his teeth once again. The Sternfannetwork owners cannot accept any responsibility for the contents of the email. Fair enough. Maybe someday Mutt will accept responsibility for himself.

Hey Mutt, have you called and left threatening messages on anyone's answering machine lately? Oh yeah, that's right. You denied ever calling.

When in doubt, lie, lie, lie.

"Why I was banned from sternfannetwork" by IheartNY

Here is my story...I joined SFN around January 12 of 2006...waited for my 30 day, 30 posts and became a "supporter" with a $25 donation in Feb. 06. Initially i had no problems on the board...you could say i was the "darling" of SFN....This was right about the time Joey Boots went on Meet The Shrink and had a meltdown. There was a weekend when he was putting people in Time Out left and right, calling women cunts. I posted that at some point in a woman's life she is or has been a cunt....so he messaged back that "you can stay." i thought "cool"

So also being a Bubba listener, and having listened to the whole "balloon Knot" shit about the Hooters cards the roast audience was to get and his "complaining"
about not getting one, i was a little irritated at "knot" and sent him an PM and asked him why he was being so hard on Bubba. (at this time there were not a
lot of bubba fans on SFN, mostly hate posts) and anyone with access to SFN can verify this...

So "Knot" sends me this email. Basically telling me he did this Hooters card stunt as a "work" to take hate from bubba and put it onto him...he apparently told
Mutt and Bubba's guy Brent about it...and from that time on Knot and i would post in the bubba forum daily. The crowd started listening...it worked....

Not long after that, Robin did a story in her news about a company in NJ that had stolen body parts and sold them to unsuspecting hospitals...I am one of
those patients...so i started a thread titled "robin told my story on the news today". Not much of a response.

About a week later, Hendrix 5150, who is Gordon and works with KidddChris emailed me and asked if i would go on air and talk about my neck issue...at first i
said no, then was told Bob Levy would vouch for Kidd...so i emailed Bob, he vouched and i said i would do the interview...

The day before the kidd chris interview, i was listening to Bubb's show and Dr Mark was coming on soon and Bubba said no one could get thru on the phone line...so i picked up my phone, called , and he answered...and we talked...he asked what i looked
like, and i said 5'5 170lbs 38DD, and i'm 41. He asked if i liked BJ's and anal sex and i said yes...A few threads were started about IheartNY being on Bubba's show...some people called me fat, then looked at my profile pics and thought maybe i wasn't so bad...no real issue at that point.

The next day i do the Kidd Chris interview and Bob Levy starts a thread saying IheartNY on kidd chis....and some people got pissed..i was getting TOO MUCH ATTENTION!!!! They wanted to know who i knew to get on the air, called me an attention whore....

So the following week i call into Bubba's show again. We just bullshit...no issues really.

Then comes March and the Daniel Carver roast...i got an invite and went to NYC for the pre party and roast....i hooked up with Maloof, a fellow SFN guy the night before the roast. That weekend i spent with SFN guy Casey-Stern.

There were several threads asking who hooked up with who and i didn't say anything, in fact i denied i hooked up with anyone from SFN....but got thru to Bubba's show when i got back home and told him i had blown a guy from SFN. He thought it was great and asked who, but i didn't say...i didn't think Maloof wanted his name mentioned.

What was actually supposed to happen the night of the pre party was Dream Theater69 from SFN was gonna come to the city to meet me...he is married...gave me the
whole "i married her on the rebound, i just want to keep my house and dog, i don't love her" He traveled for his job and would call me while gone...I'm single...i did nothing wrong...Then Lisa C, SFN CUNT got tickets to the roast and suddenly DT69 could not make it...Lisa C and his wife are friends...pity.

So a few days after i call Bubba and tell him about the BJ i call back because Maloof wants me to say he was the guy i blew...so i did...and i gave details about blowing him..and Bubba came up with this plan for me to give a "suck off" each time there was a roast. And the Film Festival was coming up and he wanted initially for me to have a 3some with Brent Hatley and his wife, but that deal got nixed...so they asked if i would blow .25 cent...i said ok...and they also wanted me to blow another SFN guy...Well Copter(SFN Mod) and i already had plans to hook up...in fact he was to stay in MY hotel room...but no one knew the but Dr. Ivan (mod) and he ended up stayin in Ivan's room...I was gonna blow Maloof, .25, Copter, and Boots each on one of the nights i was in town...1 night for every guy...So Boots calls me and is all excited...said he hadn't had sex in over a year...everything was good...he went on Howard's show...Bubba's show...and called me several times...

Bubba's show had also been calling me on a weekly basis at this point. 2X in 1 show actually on one occasion...SFN started having a problem with a girl giving BJ's to random guys...Mutt changed my name from "SFN SUPPORTER" to SFN SUCK OFF SUPPORTER" Not at my request...he just did it...i got all kinds of posts saying i was a whore and looking for attention...

Well i got exposed to mumps...there was an outbreak thru out the midwest from IA to MO...i'm in IL...and i had all the symptoms...mind you i had already paid for my hotel, air fare, dress, shoes, etc....so im all ready to go...but my left cheek is swollen huge and i was in sooooo much pain i could barely move. So i had to cancel...i talked to Bubba and all the guys...and Boots starts a thread saying he doesn't believe me...and that CUNT dathien who threatened Hayden started one also...

So i started a thread with pictures of my face, hotel reservation, medication (to prevent spinal meningitis)dress, shoes, rings, purse, air plane reservation to
PROVE i wasn't lying...Boots could have pulled that thread, but didn't...he said in another one he believed me...

jump ahead a couple weeks...im in pain from mumps, neck pain, shoulder pain, and it's not getting any better...so i'm online and SFN dick wad Michael Angelo starts a thread saying free blow jobs and attaches my profile info to the thread...i complain, no one does anything....they just leave the thread....finally someone goes in and erases the profile and says "you know better" to MA...that's it...so i go off..and tell the mods they are doing nothing to help me and they can all fuck off...i call Mutt the next day and tell him to kill my account...and he refuses...because look at all the attention i have brought his site...so i went off on all the cunts who had been mean to me..SFN names: one of the hive, nursegirl, lisa c, daethian, tnk, loralovesartie (who is retaaards mult) Michael Angelo, and any one else who came after me....i went back at them with guns blazing...

i left the board for about 3 weeks...came back to the bubba side and started posting..quietly..no one from gen chat noticed for 3 days...then Fucking Boots comes
into the Bubba forum baiting me..saying "im surprised to see iheart posting in here"...i don't respond...so he starts a thread in Gen chat about me...and the hate
flies...how dare i come back..blah blah blah...i stay on the bubba side, then get an email from Jessica Hahn asking me to come to Hahns Haven...so i do...and people keep fucking with me...in particular is SFN Ms Mary Jane...she seeks me out and starts shit with me..and finally i turned on her and called her ms marycunt...she kept telling me to clean my dirty house...i have a house keeper..but that is not the
point i guess...and we kept arguing...and i told her "Next you got owned by Iheart"...and Boots puts me in TO (Time-out)....



i had a date that night and didn't know till later that i was in time out..but when i found out i figured i would go out in a blaze of glory...so i started outing people and the things i knew...such as...Engaged Chicken (Lorna) is having an affair with Da Truth and they plan on meeting in NYC in July...he sends me an email BEGGING me to take down the post because she is in an unhappy marriage..waaaaaaahhhhh...i didn't take it down...but boots removed it...so i posted it like 30 times in 5 diferent threads....and called Hahn a whore, Boots a faeg...he started a thread saying he put a pocket rocket vibrator in his ass....and Mutt a prick or something similar and kimba a dog face cunt....THAT got me banned...

Also, the whole time i was gone from SFN, there were threads about me daily...so much so that mutt posted a thread saying no more iheart threads, they are jamming up general chatter...now THAT is popularity!!!! These people are obsessed with me....it's amazing...they have no trouble with Jenny Mccarthy riding the sybian and getting semi nude, but i can't blow people??? SFN is a bunch of virgin hypocrites who either wanted a BJ from me or thought their husbands wanted me...

i had posted some nude pics of myself in the Adult forum...no problem doing them....

Boots in a thread threatens to send these pics to my job and everyone in my neighborhood. Then a few posts later said he would do in anonymously so no one would know it's him....

Then this weekend before i got banned, he posted where i work, and my town. My town anyone can find, but to post personal information about my work is supposedly against the rules of SFN...but Mutt and everyone else on that board is AFRAID of Boots....i was told im the only one who ever stood up to him....don't know if it's true, but he doesn't scare me....

Also, last week i made a donation of $25 and Mutt refuses to refund it, so i am disputing it thru my credit card company.

And if Mutt is so good at catching "mults"...ne never got mine....it was "Ms. Myles".....

So now i am at Howard Shrine and quite happy...and was called the "female" Doc the day i was banned.....


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Eric the Midget speaks out

Monday, June 12, 2006

GET A CLUE AND SOME BRAINS

I'm so sick and tired of going through so many messages from so many people saying everything from "I'm a fag for passing up Tabitha to others that say I need to lighten up, and laugh along with the jokes about me." Let me fucking clue all of you into something: you are all wasting your fucking time and what brain cells you have left writing me that shit. No matter who writes me something like that, it's not going to change my mind or change who I am. So fucking deal with it and move the fuck on. Let it the fuck go. I'm not changing my mind on Tabitha. That is fucking final, case closed. Just like her legs should be. She's had more guys then the 1990's Million Man March. She's in a head to head competion with McDonald's for the title of a billion sevred. She's been with more men then every hooker, college girls, wild party girls, Paris Hilton, and every easy high slut put together. Her black book has more pages then "War and Peace". I heard next week on E!'s Dr. 90210 Tabitha goes in to get the doctor to attach a bed to her back. So it's never going to happen. I love men, and yes I do want to be with one, but not one that would take ten years or more to name off all of the guys that she has been with. I want someone with really super short list. Not one that can fill every sports venue in the world. So get off of my back about it. I'm not gay at all I just want to do Tabitha peroid. I'm completely straight. I bet I could compete with Richard to see who has more photos of nude women on their computer. I might not beat him, but I'm sure I'd come close. Plus all the first photos I have to have men in them. There just of the women showing themselves off nude. So excuse me if I'd rether not be touched by Tabitha

Look I don't have any damn problems with who I am. Im not going to change just because you all don't like how I am with Howard. Tough fucking shit. Live with it. So I don't treat Howard like a king like the brain dead "Wack Packers" treat him. Unlike all of "Wack Packers" that have done stupid fucking ass shit for prizes, I have the common sense to see how badly stuff like that makes me, and my family members, look. So as far as the balloon stunt goes, it's not going to ever happen either. If all you want to see it so bad get that shunken head dumbass little freak asshole Beetlejuice to do it, because he is shitting stupid he'd agree to it no problem. If all of you want to see someone fly go see Superman. Yeah like my goal in live has always been to look like Damon Wayne's character off of "In Living Color" "Handyman". I don't fucking think so. So as I said with the Tabitha thing: case closed. All of you need to get fucking lives and stop overloading my MySpace page with hater asshole comments and messages. All that does is gets me further pissed off with you, Stern, and the show. Also, all that does is earn you dumb-asses a one way ticket on to my block list. If any you think that I would post any of your shitty comments to me you're even dumber then I thought. So stop wasting my time, and your own time, and just leave me the fuck alone unless you have something nice to say. Yeah like I want my relatives back east reading my MySpace page with some shitty comments about me. Most of them that may come across the page are under 18, and others have no idea that Ive been a part of the show. Also, how would any of you feel to come across a relatives page with a bunch of shitty comments about him or her? Unless youre completely cold and heartless, you wouldnt like it one damn bit. I'm just not the type of person that can laugh at myself, so it's never going to happen either. Im not the only male in my family that is really a serious person. My dad and brother are the very same way. It runs in the family. Theres no changing it at all. I think I have proven some what to all of you that I do have a sense of humor. I took some pretty good jabs at Artie the last couple of weeks. If I didnt have a sense of humor those would have come off really bad.

As for the whole ungrateful thing I will say again: I'M NOT UNGRATEFUL!!!! You try sounding grateful to some shit-holes berating you all the time. I have no fucking problem saying thank you to those people that earn it. Stern hasn't earned it yet in my mind. He'll earn it when all of the good things he does for me isn't followed by making me getting pissed by some hurtful comment that he makes about me. Also to me he always takes one step forward when does something nice for me, and fifty steps back when he pokes fun at me. I mean really honesty think to yourselfs would you feel like being grateful towards someone who's comment was one day "Eric's not long for this world". That was said by Howard a few months ago before I did my show. That was a horrible completely hurtful comment. So to me I don't owe him a thank you, or an I'm sorry like some of you have been writing to me to do. Also I would have no problem doing things for Howard if they weren't so degrading, and completely classless. Or if they werent something you'd see a "Wack Packer" or that brain dead Steve O. do. I'm above doing things that make me look like a fool. He's already done that enough to me on air. I'm never going into the studio. I'm not going to go into a trap. I've asked many times to let me do something for the show that I feel comfortable doing. Like go to celebrity filled events or do interviews, but instead he sends a guy that doesn't have a fucking clue as to who half the celebrities are that he interviews. To me the words thank you are like the word love you, you have to do a lot to earn them. Making the person feel bad isnt a step in the right direction to earn it.

Ok as I said above I'm being overloaded with messages. Both good, and bad messages. To those of you that wrote me a nice message or comment, and I didn't reply yet please give me a little time. If I have read it, and not replied, its because I have so many messages that I can't reply to all of you. I will reply here with a very big thank you for your nice message. I know not everyone that listens to Howard's show is a brainless, heartless sack of shit with no fucking life. It just seems like only half are. So see all of you that think I'm a little ungrateful piece of shit. I know how, and when, to say the words "Thank you". To me Howard needs to do a hell of a lot more to earn the words. Oh, speaking of the messages, if you sent me a message for me to check out your bands site, I havent forgotten about it. I moved the message to my saved massages. Ill get to it when I can clear my message again. Also there have been two requests for autographed photos, and one for a DVD of the American Dreams episode that Im in.

One last thing, I said this in a reply to someone I blocked. For those of you that call me a fag for watching American Idol, heres a huge thought for your brainless heads: If it wasn't for Idol season one with Kelly Clarkson I would never have called the show in the first place. It was what Howard was saying about Kelly Clarkson that made me want to call into Howard's show in the first place. All of you owe Fox a huge thank you for airing the show. I would have just stuck to being just another listener and viewer of his at that time E! Show like the rest of you.

As I said in that message that Howard played during the roast there is a better chance of pigs flying then there is of me flying. Hell will have to freeze over before I show up in that studio to put balloons on me or to do Tabitha. So all of you just get some lives, and move on. Find someone else to make look like an ass. I hope in this that I might have proven something to all of you. That is yes I do have a sense of humor, but not when it comes to comments about me that all of you might see as funny, but I see them as comment that cross the line of what all of have been telling is good natured fun, and so do some of the other people on this MySpace friends list that are as big of fans of Howard as any of the rest of you are. Here's a little challenge for all of you. Sit and listen to what they say about me carefully, and then do the same for the stuff that they say about each other, and others. I know that their comments towards me will be far worse. If that's their way of showing that they like me it's the most twisted stupidass way to do so. If Howard has a bug up his ass to fly something so bad he can go fly a kite, because I'm in no way letting him fly me anywhere. Nobody can make me do something I don't want to do. As for those of you that say I'll regert it if I don't do it. You're out of your minds. I'll be holding my head up high for doing anything that makes me look like a complete fool. I don't want to go the rest of my life go out places hoping to avoid anyone that listens to this show, because the last thing I would want to hear is someone laughing at me, and calling me balloon boy, or another stupidass nickname like that. So get lives, and leave me alone.

Before I end this Ive got a few more jabs at Artie. Also one at Sal and Richard.

Hey Artie I know why you were crying at that Michael Jackson concert, because you were sad that you were too old to date him.

Hey Artie if things dont workout with you and Dana, Britney Spears is looking like shell be single soon. Her track record shows that she loves losers.

Hey Artie I figured out why you love the Yankees so much, because you can relate to them because like them you're a huge loser.

These next two are the two I said before. This is the way I meant to say them.

Hey Artie I bet your dad, and Jeff "The Trailerpark White Trash Drunk's" mom are comparing notes on their pethic loser sons.

Hey Artie If there is another "Austin Powers" They should have you play "Fat Basterds" Italy cousin from Jersey "Fat Loser". They wouldn't even have to put a fat suit in the budget.

Hey Sal and Richard, if theres ever a Dumb and Dumber two you two would be perfect. Although I cant figure who would the dumber of the two of you, or I know better movie for you two might "Brokeback Manhatten"

Later,

Eric


Source

Jeff Hey aka Mutt outting members at sternfannetwork

Mutt decided to out members on his board who have more than one name. Making messages with more than one name on message boards is called having a mult, as in multiple account, or alt on some boards. Multiple accounts have been a problem on sfn since day one. Having a second name can be fun at times and add humor to the board. Too often, however, multiple names are used to single out and attack people and attempt to change how the other members think about that person. This tactic has been used for years by Joey Boots and others who spend 15 hours a day on the web living their lives in cyberspace. Mutt recently posted that he has codes in place that allows him to determine who is who with nearly 100% accuracy. Recently, Mutt supposedly outed me and said that I had 6 other names. He was wrong. Not having the patience to go through the whole 30 posts/ 30 day/ 30 minute tedious process at sfn, I asked someone who had many full member names to give me one so I could access the file sharing forum of sfn where Stern shows are illegally shared. I logged in a few times with the name I was given to check out what they had. Because of that Mutt's 100% foolproof system lumped me in with a bunch of names proofing once again that the only fool in Mutt's system is him. Here is a list of mults he posted recently. Wonder how many are accurate? Based on my own personal experience I wouldn't put any faith whatsoever in who Mutt says is who. Unless people have a static IP number, he is clueless as he has always been.....and accusing people falsely as he always has. Mutt confessed to Howard at the Artie roast that he had never done any web work before he started sfn. 6 years later, he still has a LOT to learn.

Out'd so far....... (post #768)
Da Truth is baba_baba_baba_, RoveCanRotnHell, Daniel Dowler, Danny Dowler, & _booey__booey_

BostonBrian is BostonBrian2

metrowest is kivstev

LarryHorseFucker is Olaf

swepeea9 is akaSwepeea9, Asshole, MeltdownAlert

GolferKid is fuck & thisisnotamult

RedBadger is RedBadgerMult1

breach is a Skreed & Arties FAT

mymult is Ackshun, Newbiekiller, & mult of a mult

CheezyDee is DeezyChee

jackelneck is bAby_gORilla_96

Shark58 is Hank's Ghost

Hugomarink is OogaBooga

davevandam is yourbeliefs

Fumar is Big SNoT, Pony Boy, The Running Man, & Tyrone Wiggums

Havoc is Sirius Bob

whattakunt is wankman

tbone420 is Filliam H. Muff

SirGaryColeman is Rosie O Donnell, nasty neil, petition, & supporthetroops

MetalBastard is HonestyRocks & TLOADB
sinistar is CAPSMAN, siriusshit, & christucklone

PayMeDouble is 25cent & TripleDeuce

WhatRUaRetaaard is Crazy Alice, loralovesartie, James Conway, & Lora's sister

arties_skidmark is whatgodwants

foxxxone is BigmultbigMult

james_stewart is changohead2

kace is kacywheat

filthyklm is Kasia

Luther is Alberich, Hagen, Jascha Heifetz, Semus O'Bukkake, Wotan

Master DLobo is Artie's Stomach, Bing Crosby, Lobo74

AsianSchoolGirl is eroticpancakes, wtf3000, sekacnapcitore, & chickenmasala

Van is Carlos Quinto, someguy, & Tom Hanks

javadog was former member Salumaria who has a dead account-Boots in another thread

Hair of the dog......UNDERdog that is.

Among the bills and junk mail I received today in the mail, was an envelope containing the latest addition to the Howardshrine: A lock of hair from Suzanne Muldowney aka Underdog, along with a wristband from her recent Jimmy Kimmel Live appearance. No need to fear, Underdog is hair. Nice!!! Thanks Suzanne.

FREE Sirius stickers and decals sent FREE postage paid to your door

That's what I was told and sure enough, after emailing my request and address to 2birds@sbcglobal.net, I received a bunch in the mail from Jerry W. Barham, the owner of 2 BIRDS 3 MOPOSTER located at 1331 Erie St in North Kansas City, Missouri.

Here are a few of the decals that I received.






After receiving my package I emailed Jerry to see if there was any comment he would like to make for my blog and here is what he wrote back:

YEA.... HOWARD AND MEL SHOW COME AND DO A REMOTE FROM MY PLANT/OFFICES.... www.missouriposter WITH A RELEASE THAT HOWARD AND SIRIUS JUST ACQUIRED THERE OWN INHOUSE HOWARD STIX / BANNER FACTORY....... LOL YOU NEVER KNOW.... THIS IS A DO - ABLE DEAL...... STOCK SWAP ETC........LOL......I AM GAME...
JERRY... 2BIRDS3

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Jerry's website

To request your FREE Sirius stickers and decals, email Jerry at 2birds@sbcglobal.net.

Page 71: Fart Contest

Page 71: Just like Page 69 only we dig deeper for the dirt.

Shrine 100 News has learned that the much anticipated Howard Stern Show farting contest has been scheduled for June 20th. Only 4 contestants will be involved and rumor has it that one of those contestants will NOT be Junior the farter, who surprisingly missed the cut. More as this story builds.

A word from Aaron Stubna, Film Festival Finalist

More pics here

The Stern faithful know the Henry Hill debacle of being drugged, taken to the woods and ultimately being ass-raped by two men with a dildo. This unique and intriguing story gave us an idea of a great film which could explain why the act was done to Henry and who was directly responsible for it. Since the movie involved Henry Hill, it was obvious to do the film Goodfellas style. Richard Belzer even noted, “Really cool take on Goodfella’s”. One factor which was prevalent was that the past 3 or 4 visits to the Stern show, Henry was either intoxicated when he arrived or intoxicated by the time he left. This interesting premise led us to picking someone who would be upset by Henry actually being drunk on the Stern show. Who else to pick as the Godfather but Jeff the Drunk? With the Boss being picked, it was time to devise a story which would not only incorporate a dildo for a weapon, but make it believable on film. Enter: George Takei, an openly gay man whose voiceovers have become famous on the Stern show. George’s part was simple, he was a capo or a don, definitely possessed a touch of homosexuality, and was going to be the person who decided how the hit on Henry was going to be done. At this point, it is essential to introduce the hitmen who are actually going to perform the deed. Danny and Jimmy are two regular gangsters who enjoy cutting out tongues, breaking legs, or putting two in the back of someone’s head. These two thugs get the call from George that he is need of a hit to take place and he needs to see them. At this meeting, George, after senseless Takei babble, slaps the dildo on the table and breaks the news to the hitmen on how the hit will take place, in the ass. This causes a reaction at first because these men really don’t do ass-rapes, but figure if the boss (Jeff the drunk) is calling a hit, they must follow orders. The rest of the film is done with a voiceover of one of the hitmen, Danny, telling how they are going to get Henry to the scene and showing them perform the hit. With some graphic footage, the scene is priceless, even causing Howard himself to turn his head at the Film Festival. The story ends with George Takei calling the Boss (Jeff the Drunk) and informing him that the hit was successful. The film got great reviews from the judges, but somehow missed the top three. Richard Roeper (film critic) was quoted saying,” It took a lot of guts to go outside the realm, well done film”. Howard said, “You have to be a real insider to get the film, but I loved it. Todd Phillips (Director of Old School) also said that, “this film is for the people who really have to know the Stern Show”, and that’s exactly who we made it for. Thanks Howard for a great opportunity!!!



Watch Degrading Henry here

Watch my movie here

Watch Shrine movie entry by artofmadness.com here

artofmadness.com website

ARTIE LANGE’S BEER LEAGUE

Special Ops Media is proud to announce the theatrical release of ARTIE LANGE’S BEER LEAGUE, an over-the-top, laugh-out-loud, raunchy comedy starring ARTIE LANGE, RALPH MACCHIO, ANTHONY DE SANDO, CARA BUONO, JIMMY PALUMBO, JERRY MINOR, LAURIE METCALF, SEYMOUR CASSEL and JIM BREUER (“Saturday Night Live”) in a hysterical cameo. It opens on SEPTEMBER 15th in New York, Philadelphia and Cleveland, with a national roll-out to follow. Echo Bridge Entertainment will distribute the film in the US.

ARTIE LANGE’S Beer League is an outrageous comedy about Artie (ARTIE LANGE), an unemployed underachiever who still lives with his mother and plays in a small town softball league in New Jersey with his rag-tag group of misfit friends. Artie’s team faces off their nemeses, headed by Dennis Manganelli (ANTHONY DE SANDO), and the two rivals do more fighting than playing. When Artie’s team is threatened with permanent expulsion from the local league after being jailed for yet another fight on the field, they must rally and move from last place to first – in one brief season, while Artie tries to hold on to the only woman who loves him for who he is.



ARTIE LANGE’S BEER LEAGUE was written by Artie Lange and Frank Sebastiano, who makes his directing debut. In support of the film, please check out this Beer League pinball game – you’ve never played a game of pinball like this before!! games

And check out the rest of the awesome website here.

ARTIE LANGE’S BEER LEAGUE – in theaters September 15th!

My Interview with assbonger Jennifer Steele

Doc: You have been on the Howard Stern show twice now. Once on old fashion radio, and recently on Sirius. Tell us about your experiences. How were the two different, old fashion vs satellite? Which did you like better? How was Howard different?

Jennifer: I liked his show on Sirius WAY better. On regular radio, he seemed almost irritable and grumpy. On Sirius, he was like the old boundary-pushing Howard I used to watch on old-school cable back in the 80's. When I was able to stick a bong in my ass on his Sirius Show, he was almost jumping out of his chair like a school-kid, and I know it wasn't just what I was about to do that he was excited about; it was really the beginning of a string of gnarly things that are going to happen on his show, and he was getting off at the fact that he could do what he wanted without the FCC up his ass. As a guest in the sex-biz, it's ALWAYS more fun when your words aren't censored and you don't have to speak in code. It makes it easier to open up when talking about otherwise uncomfortable things when you feel like you're in someone's den. The entire crew seems happier.

Doc: Any good behind the scenes stories you can share with us fans?
Jennifer: That tranny, Siobhan, had to sit in our greenroom because there were so many guests that morning. I honestly have no problem with trannys, but he/she was disgusting, coming in and talking about the hemorrhoids that popped the night before. I just think she made trannys look bad, because the ones I know really take really good care of themselves, and if you're going to spend that kind of money on surgery, why do you look like a homeless dude in a dress?

More here

3 Howard 100 Newsreporters to lose their jobs

that is the report Shrine 100 News is getting. According to our sources this was first reported by Superfan Mark Friggin on his popular fan site, www.marksfriggin.com

First Casualties At Howard 100 News --

Howard 100 News Reporters Let Go. 06/01/06. 9:00pm
MarksFriggin.com has learned that a few reporters (three) from Howard 100 News have been let go as of May 31st due to budgetary reasons. This comes not long after Howard 100 News changed formats from two one hour slots per day to very short reports each hour, all day long. It would appear that they're slowly phasing out one of my personal favorite 'shows' on Howard 100