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Sunday, July 30, 2006

Mutt the pig spends two hours releasing his prisoners...

and he still isn't done. Wow, what a swell guy. Bless his soul


mutt the pig:

I've speant over 2 hours releasing people from time out (post #1)
iI went through the first 75 threads here in time out looking for people that needed to be released or killed. If I didn't release you or comment about you, I didn't see ya.

what a pain in the butt it is to review each case and figure out why they are in here.

bottom line, posting in Time out gets you seen. I'll try and get to more of you tomorrow.

Cesspool source

(update: The bannings continue at the sfn cesspool. After one guy was throw in the sfn prison, he had the nerve to ask for his donation back.

Here is what mutt the pig told him:

you apply for the refund thru paypal. you were sent an email when you donated. in there somewhere is a link to click on and then you submit the form. paypal then contacts me and I OK it.

You came off like a dick. you insutled both me & Howard with that crap. it's clear what your opinion of SFN is & where you come from with your SFN is controlling Boots runs SFN crap so take off. Tell Doc we said hi PS, fuck you


Cesspool source

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I guess everything that goes wrong at the sfn cesspool is going to be blamed on me.......so what else is new?

Pics of the Killers of Comedy show at Carolines

courtesy of The Sim at sternchat.com






more here

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Also coming soon, The Sim's new website: www.sternfagnetwork.com

Saturday, July 29, 2006

Cabbie is out...

and crazier than ever.

Check out Cabbie and friends at his new message board


CABBIEISARADIOGOD//////////CRUSH THE NONBELIEVERS//////

Happy Birthday Jeff Levy, Vomit Master, Sports Expert!!

That's right, you heard right, Jeff Levy is not only the #1 emetophile on the entire planet, he is also a sports expert, specifically Pittsburgh sports teams....and it's his birthday.

Happy Birthday Jeff. As a special treat for our Shrine blog readers, Jeff decided to do a sports talk segment for us on his special day. Take notice Sirius Radio, take notice Scott Ferrall....Jeff Levy Sports Talk has arrived.


Sportstalk with Jeff Levy

If you would like to contact Jeff about his sportstalk comments you can contact him at his home at 718-338-3234, on his cellphone at (347) 409-7115, or email him at womenvomitonme@yahoo.com


Come on Ferrall, call Jeff and have him on your show.....unless you are afraid of losing your job.

I'm tired of talking!!

I was thinking about this whole sitdown thing proposed by Howard and I got to thinking, I have been talking about what a shitbag Mutt is for so long, I'm tired of talking. All anyone has to do to know how I feel about that pig and the sfn cesspool is read the blog. Take a few minutes and go through it. It's all here Howard. It's all here Steve Langford.

No, I think it's time to bust some faces.


Atlantic City Showdown!!!

Doc vs Mutt in a fight to the death. The winner gets the other guy's website.


I WILL BREAK HIM!!!!!!!!!!!

Dave, the Shrine's new wacker packer entry invites you to join us!!

Friday, July 28, 2006

Stern fan board wars getting sweep under the rug??

This week, the Howard Stern show finally addressed the Howard Stern fan site board wars that have been waging for years.

For those that missed it here is that audio courtesy of Shrine 100 News.

Board Wars

Listen close to Mutt aka Jeff Hey talk about why he doesn't want a certain person on the roundtable with him. How many lies can you spot? Assuming he is talking about me, I have never sent Mutt any death threats, and I have never posted his address. In fact the opposite is the case. Anyone who has been following this saga with half a brain knows that it is Mutt who has repeatedly allowed MY personal information on his board, posted by him and his moderator no less, and many believe that it was he that called and left a death threat on my answering machine.

Watch your back,'cause someone is coming

Of course, he denies making the call. Of course he does. Whenever he is confronted with the truth, he responds with lie, after lie, after lie, always blaming everyone but himself. That is the Mutt and sternfannetwork way. That is why he and his cesspool is a disgrace and an embarassment to Howard and the show.

As a reader of this blog, you know that I have been spreading the truth about the SFN cesspool for a very long time, and everytime I make a blog about the Getting of the Gay "virus" and the unjust banning, and the posting of personal information, etc. at the SFN cesspool, I send the links to not only the Stern show, but to many of the Howard Stern newsreporters, as well as to Tim Sabean and Liz Aeilo, the head of the news department. And each time they ignore it. Nothing is ever said. The problem never addressed. Back in April, I was interviewed by Mike Piazza about my memorabilia collection and when I asked where he got my phone number to contact me, he told me he was given my office phone number by Mutt. This lead to me telling him that that was no surpise, that Mutt has been distributing my personal information to thousands of Stern fans for years. I proceeded to tell him about the issues True Fans of Stern have about Mutt and how he runs his cesspool. None of that conversation made the air. I was recently interviewed again, this time by Steve Langford, and again I informed him about the kind of disgraceful activities that go on at the SFN cesspool, in the name of Howard Stern, and once again, my comments were ignored. Not only were they ignored, my words were even used to make a good story, but an untrue one....the truth be damned again by Howard 100 News.

Since both parties knew that our conversation was being recorded, I have no qualms posting MY interview with Steve Langford. Listen to me say that I would be willing to have a sitdown if Howard really wanted it, and then listen to the news piece and how I am protrayed saying just the opposite. This is the kind of news reporting that Howard wants? Does Howard know what kind of garbage is going on at the SFN cesspool? Are his reporters telling him? Is Tim Sabean? Do you think the King of All Media approves? When will I be getting the cease and desist letter for speaking the truth, not just about the SFN cesspool, but about the Howard 100 news team that continues to cover up for their friend, Don Mutt, that lying scumbag pig faggot.

Let freedom ring, and let it be rung by the True Fans of Stern........not lying sacks of shit. If the shoe fits, Mr. Langford.......if the shoe fits.

The news story piece

The rest of the story

Interesting that there was no talk of the board wars on the wrap up show that day (although it was a very short show), and nothing on today's Friday Show. Realizing Mutt is full of shit and getting harder and harder to defend, is this story being squashed so soon? How high up the ladder does this conspiracy to keep the truth off the airwaves go?

Things that make you go hmmm......



(Update: Ah.....that should be swept.)

duh!!

the "fans" react

Thursday, July 27, 2006

Andrea Miss Howard Stern NUDE!!!!!



Courtesy of Zolar's cellphone.

Zolar's website


Visit the Howard Stern forum at the Shrine Here

Blast from the past: Andrew Dice Clay on the Chaunce Hayden Show

Watch video here OOOOHHHHH!!!



Chaunce Hayden: A few months ago Andrew Dice Clay went on the Howard Stern Show and proceeded to blame his being banned from the show on me. This has-been stated that it was I who made up lies and misquoted him in the Steppin' Out interview in question. Well, lets see Dice talk his way out of this one. Back in 2001 I interviewed Dice Clay on my internet radio show and video taped the entire 2 hours. Now fans can listen and see for themselves how this lying bastard really feels about Howard.

A Shrine 100 News Exclusive: Artie Lange's Beer League stills

ARTIE LANGE’S BEER LEAGUE is an outrageous comedy about Artie (Artie Lange), an unemployed underachiever who still lives with his mother and plays in a small town softball league in New Jersey with his rag-tag group of misfit friends. When Artie’s team faces off their nemeses, headed by Dennis Manganelli (Anthony De Sando) of Manganelli Fitness, the game descends into an ethnic name calling challenge and a battle of macho posing as the two former high school rivals face off on the field. While Artie is a loser, Manganelli, the owner of a successful gym whose team wins the league trophy every year, struts his “stuff” like a banty rooster, proudly displaying winning trophies in the windows of his gym. Manganelli, also running for Mayor and favored to win, uses his overblown position and political ambitions to continuously torture Artie and his cohorts both on and off the field.

The two rivals do more fighting on the baseball field than playing softball and when his team is threatened with permanent expulsion from the local league after being jailed for yet another fight on the field, Artie and his team must rally and move from last place to first – in one brief season, while Artie tries to hold on to the only woman who loves him for who he is.

Fans can get the latest information about the movie with exclusive clips, email updates, blogs, and info on where you can see Artie performing. Best of all, by participating in challenges fans will have the chance to win awesome Beer League swag. Fans can visit www.teambeerleague.com to sign up!

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Stills from the movie



More stills here

Watch the trailor

Wednesday, July 26, 2006

The Best Howard Stern fan message boards!!

Anyone with a half of a brain knows that sternfannetwork.com is the worst, by far...but which ones are the best. Here are my top places to go if you like talking about Howard and the Show.



#1: Howardshrine.net

I may be a little biased on this decision but more and more fans are agreeing that howardshrine.net is the place to be. Taking my 7 years of experience of posting on all of the Stern fan message boards, that have come and gone, I believe we have put together the most interesting, most challenging, and most thought provoking board and the one with the most freedom to express your opinions about Howard Stern on the web. Not only do we have a no holds barred section on our board, we also have a bulldog friendly section for fans who desire to get away from all the flaming and fighting that unfortunately can occur on boards where ever passionate fans with such diverse opinions congregate. And we know that the Howard Stern fans are some of the most passionate people on the planet. It's the best of both worlds and then some. Unregistered guests are also welcomed to participate in our Speak your mind forum where your opinions matter and are not disregarded and deleted like we have seen on the sfn cesspool. Truly, howardshrine.net is the board that embodies what Howard Stern is all about. Guests of the show like Mark Harris, Stacy Rucker, Kami the spit whore and others have been known to stop by as well. You just never know who is going to show up next. Please consider joining us, The True Fans of Stern, for a unique experience in the world of Howard Stern online.



#2: Sternchat.com

This board has been around since Howard's official site was shut down. Sternchat actually was launched the same day that Howard's board was closed, and was an exact duplicate of Howard's. Howard closed his doors for the final time, tired of all the troubles and headaches and expense that his board was causing. The core of members of sternchat, at the time, were the hundreds of members who were banned from Howard's board. I was very critical of this board, and its members when it first opened as a result. I use to call it the board of the trolls that ruined Howard's board.... because it was the truth. But, I have to give credit where credit is due. Poor management, in my opinion, made sternchat a horrible experience for many fans in the early goings, but thanks to an excellent team of mods currently, good policy decisions such as the banning warning system, and a hands off owner, who was a major problem when more involved than he is now, sternchat has grown into a force to be reckoned with. Multing, where people can have more than one account, like at the SFN cesspool, can be a problem there at times, and the vulgarity level is very high, but I would strongly suggest joining sternchat.com, along with howardshrine.net to round out your experience in the world of Howard Stern online.



#3: superfansonline.com

This is fairly new board to the scene, but I think it's worth a look. Joe, a former member of the sfn cesspool, has put together a nice board. Membership is light right now but seeing Joe make some early policy decisions, I believe he may have the right stuff to take this new board places. Check it out sometime and let me know what you think.

Honorable mention:
The alt.fan Howard Stern newsgroup

Although not a registered board like the others, I decided to include the alt. fan Howard Stern newsgroup. My day would not be complete without visiting the fans and former fans there. I usually drop a link to my blogs and then a bunch of dummies like KK, and LabRat and others call me names like the dummies that they are. They don't get my comedy, and it's no wonder they are no longer fans of the greatest radio show in the history of mankind. Their loss. Still, it's a good place to find Howard Stern news articles, toy with the dummies, and find some interesting takes on the show by the likes of Vicki and friends. I suggest you add the alt.fan to your daily stops.


Do you have or know of a Stern fan message board you would like Shrine 100 news to check out? Send us your comments at howardshrine@aol.com.


Up and coming sites to keep an eye on include

High Pitcher Erik's board

Dead Mike's sternplanet

Deguello's sternfans


(update: This blog was picked up by deansplanet.com. Thanks Dean)
deansplanet

Speaking of Mutt and death threats

Here is the only death threat that I know of concerning my site and Mutt, the lying scumbag pig faggot. I received this message on my office answering machine the day sternfannetwork was shut down by its server at the time, a week and a half after Mutt and his moderators refused to remove my personal information posted by Joey Boots, the lying scumbag rat faggot.

Not only were my requests to have my personal information removed ignored by Mutt and his staff, they ridiculed me on his cesspool board for asking. I contacted his server, and sent one email with a link to each thread where my information was posted, a total of 4 emails.

It must have been the last straw that broke that camel's back because the server saw the abuse, apparently had had enough and closed the place down.

Of course, Mutt the lyingscumbag pig faggot told his thousands of members that I bombarded his server with countless emails and they couldn't take it anymore and that was why his site was shut down. No, Mutt never takes responsibility for his actions. He lies instead, and always blames others. Just like this phone threat. He says he never even called.

Now, that everyone knows what Mutt sounds like,listen to the voice message and you be the judge.

The lies are starting to come back to haunt you Mutt. You, Boots, and sternfannetwork are a disgrace to Howard and the Show. The House of Cards is starting to crumble, and the True Fans of Stern are laughing our asses off at your lying ass and your stupidity. hahahaha


Watch your back,'cause someone is coming.

Yeah, someone is coming alright. Step aside sternfannetwork, the True Fans of Stern are taking over. Your nazi regime is starting to crumble, and crumbling fast.

tic...tic...tic...

Let freedom ring, and let it be rung by a True Fan of Stern.....not a lying sack of shit like you.

Monday, July 24, 2006

Doc interviews Misty the Prostitute

Doc: Now, your Stern appearances, the last time on you had a problem with Janice Dickinson. What all happened there?
Misty: She is a bitch. She is a fake, phony, fucking.. I've never seen so much plastic surgery done on a face in my life. Oh my God, that bitch is ugly. I hate her. I hate her. AND I watched her show. AND her show sucks too. Her show sucks, ‘cause she sucks. She is a horrible, nasty person. I would not want to be like Janice Dickenson in 10 million years, but I could do a fucking JC Nouveaux model, and bring it to the Stern show. I can bring up the fucking nanny I've been telling everyone about, this 19 year old hottie…Fuck, why not? If I competed with her I would straight put her down, but I‘m not competing with her.
Doc: I understand you have a challenge
Misty: I do, I do….hahaha…I think I wrote to you about….hahaha….Why not put us both on the Sybian, facing each other with our arms tied behind our backs, and see who can knock the other one off first? It could be like some kind of a match, but I bet I would fucking win. I bet I would, and I would enjoy winning.

More here



Audio of the interview here

Article about Misty

Misty's official website

"RONNIE THHAT PIECE OF SHIT" by Reverend Bob Levy

(Shrine 100 News: Got a beef, and you can't spell, or pronounce words?..........learn to photoshop.)


he didnt invite me to his block party..fuck him







Source

"Shuli is too big for me now" by Joseph Bassolino

(Shrine 100 News: Joey Boots, so many people to throw under the bus to get attention, so much time.)

Joey Boots:

We used to be tight but now that he hobnobs with the higher echelon/tier of THE SHOW he has little or no time for me anymore.....I can't even get phone calls returned in a timely manner..........Then he goes on Ferrallls show the other night and he mocks the fact that my fish died and mocks the fact that i go to 12 step meetings for my addictions..........not a good friend........seems his head has swelled from all the notoriety he gets on all the shows he appears on.........i haven't gotten a swollen head from my weekely appearances with mutt on the Super Fan Round Table as I am still grounded......I remember my roots as a fan of THE SHOW and have not let my fame give me any sense of grandiosity...........Shuli likes to rub it in to me that he gets invited to Robins party and Ronnies party and that is kinda a low blow to be taking that stance against me.....he thinks that makes him better......telling me and everyone constantly only makes him sadder in my opinion..........I have always been taught by my mother that a true friend will be my friend in thick and thin but a user will just be my friend until I can't do anything for him anymore......Shuli is the latter....mother was and is right.



Source

(update: Nice job capturing the early part of the"feud"
here )

Sunday, July 23, 2006

A Shrine 100 News EXCLUSIVE: Chaunce Hayden at Sirius

Shrine 100 News has just been informed that Steppin Out Magazine editor, Chaunce Hayden was seen snooping around the Howard Stern offices of Sirius Satellite Radio. We received this email from one of our Shrine blog readers just minutes ago.

Hi xxxx ,
I'm associated with Fangora radio (hosted by Dee and Debbie) on Sirius.
This past Friday I was shocked to see Chauncey Hayden at Sirius!!!! He had complete access to the entire office space and took full advantage of it. I actually found him in the Howard Stern offices poking through everything! Shuli can back up that Chauncey was in the building. I saw them talking briefly. I know the history with Chauncey and what he's capable of, so I thought I better let you guys know what went down this Friday. I'd rather remain nameless. Just giving you the word.

Long, long time fan


(Update: I emailed the guy back and asked why Chaunce was there and who let him in and here is what he had to say:
He was let in by Dee Snider... he has his own show there on Friday nights. Apparently they're friends. But then Shuli let him into the Stern office space. I thought they hated each other??? I think Howard should take a second look at Shuli. If he's hooking up Chauncey, he may have yet another traitor on his hands! )



(Update: I was able to reach Chaunce Hayden for comment in regards to this story and here is what he had to say:

It's these type of crazy stories that got me banned from the show in the first place. All I can do is laugh at this point. I'm sure Gary has his crack investigative team on this one! Amazing! haha Yes, I was hanging out at the Sirius Studios on Friday night. I was there hanging with my boy Dee Snider. I was surprised by how cool everyone was. Call me paranoid, but I expected to be treated like a member of Al Qaeda. But that wasn't the case. There was even some talk of broadcasting The Chaunce Hayden Show on Sirius in the near future. But that's a topic for another day

Howardshrine.net mania sweeping Sirius Radio

The word is getting out that Howardshrine.net is the place to be for ALL true Howard Stern fans, and one man by the name of Big Daddy aka The King of All Truckers is spreading that word every chance he gets on Sirius Radio. Here is a sampling of his work.

SuperFanRoundTable 7-13
SuperFanRoundTable 7-20
Miserable Men 7-17
Alan Colmes 7-18
Ferrall 7-18

And we at Shrine 100 News are enjoying and applauding his efforts. Hearing Joey Boots groan and the reaction of the other "talent" when the howardshrine.net bomb is dropped, reminds me of the Captain Janks calls when he drops the Howard Stern ballsack bomb. Great stuff. I hope that this campaign, particularly on the Howard 100 and Howard 101 shows continue. Would you like to join in the fun? I do. I added 1-888-Howard100 to my speed dial so listen for the Doc on Howard 100 somewhere very soon.

I get a kick out of these calls so much, I have decided to offer a complimentary copy of Howardshrine: The manuscript (still working on the final version) to anyone who plugs howardshrine.net or howardshrine.com on the Howard Stern show. One winner per household. You will also be entitled to receive a copy should you plug the site on three other Howard 100 and Howard 101 shows, and provide the clips.

Good luck True Fans of Stern. We will be listening for you!!


Yes, Howardshrine.net mania is traveling all across America. Look for the King of All
Truckers and the Official "Get Sirius Now" Howardshrine Truck on a Interstate near you.



Contact the King of All Truckers here: kingofalltruckers@usa.com

Friday, July 21, 2006

And the begging continues at sternfannetwork

No,I'm not talking about Mutt and the SFN sheep harassing all the new members to donate, donate, donate NOW!!!!, or Joey Boots looking for handouts for him and his little pussy. No, it's High Pitch Erik this time using sternfannetwork to work the Stern fans for mo money, mo money, mo money, in the name of Howard Stern. And sternfannetwork continues to be an embarassment to Howard and the Show.


High Pitch Erik:
Sadie, my 2 cats and I are accepting gifts, I am broke as hell I need to get food for my pets and I am also looking for recording devices as well so i can record stuff I want to say thank you to everyone that wants to help me I am in a bad situation your help counts and I when I go on Howard I will say thank you to all of you....

Erik Bleaman
102-20 67th Drive Apt 308
Forest Hills, New York 11375

I am going to start working Aug 9th or the 10th. I am going to be a bartender in a new bar in the city by the South Street Seaport. In 2 weeks I am going for training.

I want to say to all the people who give me 20 dollars please include a self address stamped envelope and I will send you a personal thank you note. And I will make a personal call to you or one of your friends.....


More here

Tuesday, July 18, 2006

'Miss Howard Stern' Andrea and Country Music Star Trent Tomlinson to duet

'Miss Howard Stern' Andrea and Country Music Star Trent Tomlinson are scheduled to appear together on the Howard Stern Show on July 24th to sing a duet of Tomlinson's 'Drunker Than Me' song. (Howard Stern has played Andrea singing along to the 'Drunker Than Me' song numerous times on the show since Andrea's appearance on 5/23/06.)

Then on the evening of July 24th, Andrea will be attending a show where Trent Tomlinson will be performing at the Mercury Lounge in New York City at 6:30pm. Tickets to the show can be purchased from the Mercury Lounge box office.


Andrea's unofficial myspace

Trent Tomlinson official myspace

Mercury Lounge website



(Shrine 100 News has also learned that it was Shrine broadcaster Bob Thorney who was the one who contacted Trent Tomlinson's management and suggested that Trent go on the Stern Show and sing a duet of the 'Drunker Than Me' song with Andrea. Great job Bob!)

Sunday, July 16, 2006

WWW.GANGSTERTALK.NET IS COMING !!!!

Elegant Elliot Offen:

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE GOODS-THAT IS GANGSTER TALK FOR PRODUCTS!!! WE GOT T-SHIRTS WITH ME IN THE JOINT-GANGSTER TALK FOR JAIL!!! AND ON THE BACK WE GOT MY PATENTED GANGSTER LINGO!!! WE GOT THE DVD "VIOLET DEHUMANIZES ELEGANT ELLIOT OFFEN AVAILABLE FOR THE FIRST TIME TO NOT ONLY THE WHOLE COUNTRY BUT THE ENTIRE WORLD-THEN WE GOT THE FAN CLUB WITH MANY VIP PERKS THE MOST FUN BEING ONCE A YEAR I WILL MAKE A PHONE CALL TO YOU OR ANYONE YOU WANT!!! YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOUR EX-WIFE AND CALL HER A FUCKING CUNTFACE-YOU WANT ME TO CALL YOUR STERLILE AND FRIDGID MOTHER IN LAW AND TELL HER I'LL CRACK HER FALLOPIAN TUBES WIDE OPEN THAN YOU GOT IT BABE!!!

WWW.GANGSTERTALK.NET


Chat with the Elegant one here

Elliot's myspace

Saturday, July 15, 2006

"Ask Doc anything"

We have a new blog feature here, "Ask Doc anything"

Click on the link below and you will be able to Ask Doc anything on our Shrine forums without having to register. Do you have a question for Doc that you want to be answered with 100% honesty and sincerity? Then visit today. If worthy we may post your question and answer in future blogs.

Ask your questions here

Howardshrine.net makes its debut on the SuperFanRoundtable

Thanks to Howard Shrine broadcaster, Big Daddy!!

The Call

Big Daddy:
Listening to Sirius Satellite Radio...About forty three cents a day.
Calling the SFRT show...about one dollar. [cell phone]
Hearing Joey Boots groan like he's being ass raped again when I dropped "HowardShrine.net" during my call...PRICELESS!!!





Awesome job Big Daddy. I emailed Jim McClure and Jason Kaplan and the Stern show yesterday and suggested that it was time for a change. The SuperFan Roundtable is unlistenable right now in its present format. They need to pull fans from ALL of the Stern boards, not just SFN. The SFN cesspool simply does not represent ALL of the fans. How great would that show be to have all the boards represented.

Join us in our fight to make a change by emailing Jim McClure at JMcclure@siriusradio.com and Tim Sabean at tsabean@sirius.com. Also bombard the SuperFan RoundTable with calls plugging this blog, howardshrine.com or our message board at howardshrine.net, and make Joey Boots moan and groan again like the little bitch that he is.

Wednesday, July 12, 2006

New Joseph Bassolino and Jeff Hey Scam seems to be working

Yes, Joseph Bassolino, Jeff Hey and sternfannetwork have come up with yet another scam to glom more money, more money, more money in the name of Howard Stern.

Here is what Joey Boots posted on the SFN cesspool just a few short days ago:

Timmy and I are now accepting money and gifts from our admirers

You've read right..........many people ask if they can send gifts and money to us and we usually say no you don't have to do that but now we are opening our hearts and agreeing at this time to accept gifts of cash and presents for the both of us.....all will be put to good use......if you have something that is cool or you want to buy us something cool just send it along to:

Joey & Timmy Boots
PO Box 1465
Massapequa, NY 11758
This is the time for you to be generous.....give give give.....all gifts will be showcased on Boots TV.


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And it looks like the SFN sheep have responded:
Re: Boots question about donations

suzuki98:

how much money have you received so far and what type of gifts?


Joseph Basslino: ive received about 500 bucks towards the camera and need another 2,000 to get it......as for gifts ive recieved a hemp hat, guitar pics, a wood carving and have stuff in the mail coming such as a book, a cd, cigarettes, lap dance coupons and toys for timmy.

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DISGRACEADE!!!!!!!!!!!

(Update: Joesph Bassolino is now trying to get the SFN sheep to start another witch hunt. This time George Flowers is his target for speaking the truth and saying on the news that Joey is suckering the fans. Howard, do the right thing, and ban this Joey piece of garbage Boots from the show once and for all. Don't listen to the so-called "super" fans of the SFN cesspool. The TRUE FANS OF STERN are asking you to consider it. SFN and Joey Boots and Jeff Hey are a disgrace to you and your show.)

(Update: Upon further review, it was determined that Ralph Howard was the one who told the truth and is now the target of Joey Fatass. What a bore)

Joey Fatass:

Ralph Howard is a fucking scumbag piece of shit and I hope he gets fired & replaced by Michelle Jerson.

That lying piece of shit is the one who said I was suckering the people of SFN....I have been nothing but up front about what I am doing with any monetary gifts........for him to slander me in such a way is dispicable........fuck you Ralph Howard you crotchety old fuck.....I fucking hate you........you have gotten me upset with your jealousy inspired lies after all the love that was being spread on this board with the gift-giving.......go get hit by a bus you senile cumwad!

Tuesday, July 11, 2006

Did Kathy Griffin lie to Howard Stern

I got an email from one of our blog readers saying that Kathy Griffin lied to Howard:

It appears Kathy Griffen not only lied outright to Howard, but saved the juicy information for lame interviewer Larry King. May be worth a mention…
More on the Larry King interview

She said they had reconciled, were living together again, but would not remarry. She also declined to disclose any details about the event, saying she didn’t want to distract from promoting her show on Encore.

Here is what markfriggin.com wrote about her Stern appearance:

Howard asked Kathy how long ago she got married because he wanted to know more about the guy's weight loss. She said it was about 6 years ago. After they got married he blew up and got really fat. He eventually went on a diet and lost over 100 pounds and then they filed for divorce. Howard wondered if he was going out and getting laid after losing the weight. Kathy didn't want to say what went on because her show premieres tomorrow night and she doesn't want to talk about that stuff yet.

Kathy eventually broke down and said that she and Matt are technically divorced now. Howard asked her more about that but she didn't want to get into too many details. Kathy said that she is divorced from Matt but they have reconciled and they are living together again. That works for them and that's the way they're going to keep it for now.

Kathy said she doesn't want to talk about that stuff too much because her husband isn't in show business. Robin said that he's on TV with her though. She said he fixes computers for a living though. Howard asked Kathy about her relationship with Brooke Shields since she got into a fight a while back. Kathy said that Brooke hates her now.

Howard said he'd like to know what's going on with her and her husband. Kathy said that she will talk about it some day but not now. Her new show starts on Bravo tomorrow night and the show isn't about that. Howard kept trying but he wasn't getting any information out of her.


Source



Did Kathy Griffin lie to Howard? Send your comments to howardshrine@aol.com

Howardshrine.net presents: Dave, our entry into the New Wack Packer Contest



Watch video here

Dave aka guest performs daily at our Speak your mind forum. Stop in and say hello

Here is some audio of our wackpacker, courtesy of Shrine member,KD and I am watching.

The Sounds of Dave


Do you know a potential new wack packer? The deadline is July 14th so get your entries in today.

The official rules.

Monday, July 10, 2006

Johnny Fratto makes Eric the Midget an offer he can't refuse!!!

Doc: Is there anything else that you wanted to add ?
Johnny: Yeah. We will build Eric the Midget a chopper. We will build him a three wheeled chopper that he could really ride. It will have Tom-Tom navigation, it will have a video IPod, it will have a PSP for games, it will be cooler than fuck. The coolest thing he will ever own in his whole life, if he'll fly with the balloons. And not only will we do that, but we will get four of the hottest Beverly Hills Angels to bring it to him to the Stern show, naked. This isn't something for him to look at, this is something that he will really be able to get onto, and he will really be able to ride it. It's for real. This will probably give him some freedom, that he could never, ever have.




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Sunday, July 09, 2006

4th of July with High Pitch, Dale, Sal, Billy and the gang

Saturday, July 08, 2006

Stuttering John Melendez to star in new horror flick, Horrorween!



Also starring Pamaler Anderson, and Niggerless Cage!!

Not really :)

Learn more here

Thursday, July 06, 2006

An Open letter to Shirley Phelps Roper from one of our Shrine Blog readers!!

You may, nay you must, post my comments for all to see. May sure Shirley gets a copy.

Is Shirley preaching the Word of God? Is the saying "God is Love" or "God is Hate"? What ever happened to "love thy neighbor" and "pray for your enemies"? To preach love is spreading the word of God. To preach hate, in any form, is the work of the Devil.

Who is more likely to go to Heaven, Shirley Phelps Roper or Howard Stern? Only the Lord God knows what is truly in their hearts. From what I've seen so far, Howard appears to have far less hatred in his, so it seems he stands a much better chance of getting into Heaven than the Hate Queen.

To answer Mr. Hannity's question -- that Shirley mysteriously did not want to answer -- "What is your sin, Shirley?" Isn't it obvious? She has the sin of hate.

Now, here's the most difficult part of being a Christian....I will pray for Shirley tonight.


(Is Howard going to Heaven or Hell? Do you have a comment for one of our Howard Shrine Inductees? Send them to howardshrine@aol.com amd we might just post your comments too for all to see.)

Questions and anwers with John Melendez (The artist formerly known as Stuttering John)

John Melendez answers questions from fans on his message board. Here are some of those questions and his answers.


Q: who would you like to see on the news more???Michelle Jerson Shuli Lisa G MikePiazza
A: me
Q: Where would you rather live? Bayville or LA?
A: bayville then la
Q: Did you ever fart in the catchers face? If you ever pass gas at home, do you blame the dog? Do you read the scripts of the movies you make, or do you just go "eenie meenie minie moe"? Does your gynecologist send you love letters? How does it feel to be on your own, like a complete unknown, like a rolling stone? Did you learn to walk backwards to avoid your fathers punches? Didn't you steal my car? Did you ever think you'd see the day when Garrett Morris is more happening than you? Who got hit in the face with more balls, Yogi Berra or Rock Hudson?
A: yes to all of the above
Q: Will Tom Chiusano make a great intern?John , do you think Tom could handle it ? Or would LA be too much for him?
A: tom would make a great intern & has for many years
Q: NY or LA, which one you like better? Do you miss the show more than you like being on this one? Do you listen to the show anymore? And, do you talk to any of the guys from the show still?
A: new york is my home, la is a close second, I don't listen to the show, I still have matained friendships with artie, gary, sal, will, & jason, & the tv guys
Q: Does it feel like stealing? Is Jay as much of a tool as he is on TV?
A: jay is a great guy, really, I love working with him
Q: What about my 1st question?
A: does what feel like stealing
Q: What would you like to do in the future? What projects would you like to be doing? What's the hardest thing to get used to living in LA?
A: I'm working on a movie & a book, acting would be something that I would really like to see myself doing
Q: You ever going to be back on the Stern show as a guest? Been waiting to hear you since the move.
A:maybe, if I am in town
Q: Wh-Who are you?
A: nice
Q: Hey John. Big fan, big fan. Who came up with the Jay-walking concept? Was it you or Jay? It is such a fresh, new idea.
A: you've been listening to howard too long
Q: Will you ever buy a JokeMaster Jr.? Your kids will love it!
A: buy, no, for free... no!
Q: do you get jay leno's baked potato too?
A: fortunately ne eats normal food... I get him chicken wings!

And a comment from a fan

I'm a longtime Howard fan and I'm glad John put up this board to get some of this stuff a little more out in the open. Obviously, John's stuff on the old show were some of the funniest bits ever and were pretty groundbreaking stuff. I love Howard on Sirius now, too.

When John left the show, it was pretty ugly. Howard was over the top brutal. It wasn't even funny most of time. Howard was going off about Leno and I remember John saying something like "Why can't it be that they want me on the Tonight Show because they like me?"

If anyone's been listening to Sirius they may have heard the whole thing with Dee from Twisted Sister. Howard didn't talk to him for years, after Dee called and asked him if him taking a competing radio job would hurt their friendship. Howard said it wouldn't and then went on to cut Dee off completely. Howard was very honest talking about his feeling when they reunited on Sirius, but it really shows an unpleasant part of Howard's personality.

So does this thing with John. It seems like Howard really doesn't want people to succeed out of his show.

This whole thing is like a divorce where the kids feel they need to take sides. Howard is a powerful personality and has the audience and so a lot of people seem to want to take Howard's side. John went onto to bigger and better things and the right thing to do is wish him success, because there's no competition here. I understand Howard's feelings, sort of, but he didn't do the right thing. Like Dee and Dice, I'm hoping at some point John and Howard have some kind of reconciliation - it'd make great radio.

In the meantime, thanks to John for putting up a forum to talk about it.

John: thanks, I think you hit the nail on the head

Source, John's official message board

Do you have a question or comment for John. Become a member at his site and join in the fun, or email John directly at mrjohnmelendez@hotmail.com.

Wednesday, July 05, 2006

High Pitch Erik loses mod position at the SFN cesspool for thanking the guy who pays his phone bill

That's right Stern fans. Joseph Bassolino got upset at Erik for thanking Dale in Sales too many times on SFN and once again Mutt has caved in to the fat slob's request to remove another mod. He had Bob Thorney removed as mod from the cesspool last year for posting Joey's last name even though it was posted in a News Day article. Oy vey. Bassolino has chases so many fans and show people away from that board, it makes one wonder if he has naked pictures of Jeff Hey blowing a goat or something. How much longer will Mutt continue to let this fat slob ruin the once so-so site?

Another Show member breaks ties with SFN because of Joseph Bassolino??


Joey Fat Slob starts the cesspool nonsense here.

cesspool source

High Pitch Erik responds:

Quote: Originally posted by hperic
Mutt this is the last time I am coming on here till you tell Joey to stop what he is doing to me and what I spoke to you about last week whenever I talk to Joey on the phone he goes and posts it on here he cant mind his own fucking business well this is the last time I am posting on here I dont need Joey to put me the fuck down so Mutt please talk to Joey and have him stop this is it I will no longer come on this site if Joey keeps his shit up.........

Quote: Originally posted by hperic
Mutt how come Joey does not listen to you he keeps on going and going tell him to fucking stop doing what he is doing if he claims he is a real friend

cesspool source


Dale In Sales responds:

Open letter to MUTT @ SFN

Mutt,

Hi Pitch Erik was stripped of his mod status today because he thanked me for helping him out .... I never asked him to do that however in Erik's mind it was his way of paying me back for those favors etc....He was unable to pay me back financially so he would post a simple thank you... (In which I do appreciate) Say what you want about what you think I am or what kind of person you think I am... but understand if you are really a Howard stern related bulletin board you should realize that hi pitch Erik.. whether you hate him or love him.. is Howard Stern royalty... and to take away his mod status because he is showing gratitude on your board is very unfair and disgraceful...

I offer my help to Hi Pitch anytime I want because he is a friend... albeit not the most intelligent or health conscience... but a friend regardless...

His participation on your board should be regarded as a special event... and treated as such... his posts are the only way fans can interact with hi pitch Erik... although fans usually ridicule Hi Pitch Erik (and me) because it makes them feel better about themselves... but the fact remains hi pitch is the most popular whack packer that posts on your board... and should not be treated this way...

SFN has many issues that Stern fans would like to point out... but they are banned from your board at the slightest hint of criticism... I think you know what the biggest problem is on your board... and I think its not hard to guess who the real problem is on your board...

For the sake of the true Howard Stern fans... reinstate Hi Pitch Erik as mod..and get rid of the real problem on your site...


Source

Erik's message board

DUKE IS FREE!!!!!!!!!!!! DUKE IS FREE!!!!!!!!!!

Shrine 100 News just received this report from one of the True Fans at howardshrine.net. Here is what they had to report:

If you remember Howard did a story about the bulldog puppy accused of mauling a 4 yr old in Long Island...

I got a email from Beth O. and this is what she said...

"Hi ****! - Great news!! Duke is released and in the care of our English Bulldog Rescue president! She is taking him in!! We just found out!!!! Howard and I are jumping for joy!!! Best news of the summer so far!"

So for those who were wondering what happened to Duke. He will live a long happy life. GREAT NEWS INDEED.




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Tuesday, July 04, 2006

A Shrine 100 News Exclusive: Pictures of Chaunce Hayden's bride

You heard right, the rumor has been confirmed...Chaunce Hayden married the smoking hot fashion editor, Krys Longan, this past Thursday, June 29th.

From the NY Daily News

Paris Hilton has standards? The head of the Naked Women's Wrestling League says the space case uttered a word rare for her — "No" — when he asked her to do nude half-nelsons on his show, hosted by Carmen Electra. "Apparently, Paris is cleaning up her image," Howard Mann told Chaunce Hayden in Penthouse. "I personally believe it's a little too late for that, but she's trying." Meanwhile, Hayden won't be pinning babes on the mat from now on. The editor of Steppin' Out magazine just married his gorgeous fashion editor, Krys Longan.

Source


And now a comment from the lucky bastard himself, Chaunce Hayden:

It's been a very difficult year for me. I had surgery which was a bitch to recover from. I also carry the pain of losing people who I thought were friends and all the hate spewed by those who don't even know me didn't help. But that said, I consider myself the luckiest guy in the world. I recently married Krys Longan who's stood by me through thick and thin and loves me as I love her unconditionally. The rest of the world can spend their days hating each other.... we're going to laugh, love and make little babies.

These photos were sent to me today by the giddy groom. Congratulations to Chaunce and Krys. When we get any nudes you faithful blog readers will be the first to know.










Krys in Jamaica

Saturday, July 01, 2006

The Best Howard Stern fan message boards!!!

Anyone with a half of a brain knows that sternfannetwork.com is the worst, by far...but which ones are the best. Here are my top places to go if you like talking about Howard and the Show.



#1: Howardshrine.net

I may be a little biased on this decision but more and more fans are agreeing that howardshrine.net is the place to be. Taking my 7 years of experience of posting on all of the Stern fan message boards, that have come and gone, I believe we have put together the most interesting, most challenging, and most thought provoking board and the one with the most freedom to express your opinions about Howard Stern on the web. Not only do we have a no holds barred section on our board, we also have a bulldog friendly section for fans who desire to get away from all the flaming and fighting that unfortunately can occur on boards where ever passionate fans with such diverse opinions congregate. And we know that the Howard Stern fans are some of the most passionate people on the planet. It's the best of both worlds and then some. Unregistered guests are also welcomed to participate in our Speak your mind forum where your opinions matter and are not disregarded and deleted like we have seen on the sfn cesspool. Truly, howardshrine.net is the board that embodies what Howard Stern is all about. Guests of the show like Mark Harris, Stacy Rucker, Kami the spit whore and others have been known to stop by as well. You just never know who is going to show up next. Please consider joining us, The True Fans of Stern, for a unique experience in the world of Howard Stern online.



#2: Sternchat.com

This board has been around since Howard's official site was shut down. Sternchat actually was launched the same day that Howard's board was closed, and was an exact duplicate of Howard's. Howard closed his doors for the final time, tired of all the troubles and headaches and expense that his board was causing. The core of members of sternchat, at the time, were the hundreds of members who were banned from Howard's board. I was very critical of this board, and its members when it first opened as a result. I use to call it the board of the trolls that ruined Howard's board.... because it was the truth. But, I have to give credit where credit is due. Poor management, in my opinion, made sternchat a horrible experience for many fans in the early goings, but thanks to an excellent team of mods currently, good policy decisions such as the banning warning system, and a hands off owner, who was a major problem when more involved than he is now, sternchat has grown into a force to be reckoned with. Multing, where people can have more than one account, like at the SFN cesspool, can be a problem there at times, and the vulgarity level is very high, but I would strongly suggest joining sternchat.com, along with howardshrine.net to round out your experience in the world of Howard Stern online.



#3: superfansonline.com

This is fairly new board to the scene, but I think it's worth a look. Joe, a former member of the sfn cesspool, has put together a nice board. Membership is light right now but seeing Joe make some early policy decisions, I believe he may have the right stuff to take this new board places. Check it out sometime and let me know what you think.

Honorable mention:
The alt.fan Howard Stern newsgroup

Although not a registered board like the others, I decided to include the alt. fan Howard Stern newsgroup. My day would not be complete without visiting the fans and former fans there. I usually drop a link to my blogs and then a bunch of dummies like KK, and LabRat and others call me names like the dummies that they are. They don't get my comedy, and it's no wonder they are no longer fans of the greatest radio show in the history of mankind. Their loss. Still, it's a good place to find Howard Stern news articles, toy with the dummies, and find some interesting takes on the show by the likes of Vicki and friends. I suggest you add the alt.fan to your daily stops.


Do you have or know of a Stern fan message board you would like Shrine 100 news to check out? Send us your comments at howardshrine@aol.com.


Up and coming sites to keep an eye on include

High Pitcher Erik's board

Dead Mike's sternplanet

Deguello's sternfans


(update: This blog was picked up by deansplanet.com. Thanks Dean)
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