Why I was banned from Sternfannetwork

Superjoint666:
Let me tell you that it's great to find a place(howardshrine.net)where freedom of speech is not exiled in the Howard Stern community. With that off my chest let me tell you my experience on SFN.

I logged on to SFN last week and received this friendly message. ""Your account is Dead. Do not ask to be let back on. Do not ask why your account is dead. It just is. We've decided that we do not want you to be a member here. Fuck off! "

I was like WTF??? I never did anything wrong on SFN,hell I even supported the site. I wasn't even on a time out. Basically I barely posted.

So here's me thinking that maybe because I barely posted,they booted me. All that changed when I talked to someone I knew on there and he found out why.

It was because of a post I made about Howard not going to Gary's father's funeral.

I was trying to be funny calling Howard a hook-nosed jew bastard (like mike does when he calls in) and at the end I said F-Hoo Hoo (ala F-Jackie).

He told me it was the Hoo Hoo thing that got me banned. The whole post was suppose to be a laugh,but I guess booties nose is so far up the show's ass that a sense of humor would not be tolerated.



jamesbond:
I was banned from SFN 6 times because:
1. I stood up for my friend IHEART
2. I stood up for a complete stranger
3. I spoke up against racism. I was the victim because I am French Canadian. Slippy from SFN thought I was better dead.
4. I spoke up against violence and unfair treatment.
5 & 6 I insulted Mutt and Boots, by calling them Nazis....I compared Mutt to Hitler and Boots to Goering. I also told them that they sounded fake on the radio and that Mutt sounded like he had Boots penis up his ass. I also laughed at both of them for letting me sign up 6 times.

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Listen and watch Jackie "The Jokeman" Martling's final interview before leaving the Howard Stern Show

Exclusively on www.chauncehayden.com

audio

video

Chaunce Hayden:

Jackie'slast interview before quitting the show. He came on my show over the weekend, and talked about Howard, the show, the history of the show, and how it will be remembered.On Monday he stopped coming to work.


Jackie's website

Hey Now!!

The Inductees are coming!!!

With working on HowardShrine: The Book, interviewing Stern guests and writing my column, helping to make the Howardshrine.net message board the #1 Stern fan message board in the whole wide world, I have, unfortunately, neglected updating the Shrine inductee page. That is all changing very soon, however, thanks to help from Dean,the greatest webmaster of all time from deansplanet.com. We have dozens of new inductees to add including someone who was on the show today, Double A aka Awesome Angelo.

Check out his card that was mentioned on today's show, and be sure to check back for the update!!

Shrine Inductee and handwriting expert Bart Baggett in the news with the Jon Benet Ramsey case!!

Check out Bart's analysis of the Ramsey note here

More on Bart's site here

Listen to Bart's analysis of the handwriting of several Stern show people like Artie Lange, KC Armstrong, Beth0, and others here

Rocky Mountain News article

(email update: I asked Bart if he had anything to add to the blog and here is what he had to say)

Bart Baggett:

I have some cool picts here of
me on Larry King:

http://myhandwriting.com/

And, the jury is still out on who wrote that note,
my staff leans toward John Mark Karr and other
analyst lean away.

If we had the originals we might have a more firm
opinion...

Here are the letters on my website:

http://myhandwriting.com/celebs/
http://myhandwriting.com/celebs/johnmarkkarr.html
http://myhandwriting.com/celebs/jonbenet.html


BART

There is a New Sheriff in Town

Dr.Lego has had enough. Abused for weeks, and then banned from the SFN cesspool, Dr. Lego, in cooperation with High Pitch Erik, Inc. has started a new message board for Super Stern fans, and vows that it will be "Dictator Free." Hosting an internet show that often features frequent Stern show guests like Billy Mira,Irish John, and High Pitch Erik, I think this site has potential. Good luck Dr. Lego and company.

Dr. Lego:

I really do not have anything against SFN or Joey Boots!
I don't think they were that cool to me! I paid money to support that site and was treated like a dick!

they said I was spamming my show. And again, my point is, I was trying to let stern fans know about a show with stern personalities! Jeesh!

I posted plenty of other non related posts on SFN!

Mutt says I Bashed him and SFN last night on my show.

Listen to the playback! I certainly did not!
I opened a can of whoop ass on on Joey, but it was all in good fun!
If he can't take it, he shouldnt dish it out!

then I was banned from SFN! For NO REASON!

So HP, me and a few others decided to make a cool place for stern fans to go and not get bashed or put down!

Hope you all like it!

Lego



Visit here

(I found the link to the new board on sternfannetwork where High Pitch posted it but don't bother looking now. It was quickly deleted and the sfn cesspool, once again, shows why they are a disgrace to Howard and the Show and to free speech.)

Interview with Elegant Elliott Offen with Special interviewer, IHeartNY

IHeartNY: I think you have beautiful hair. Do you dye it?
Elliot: I have NEVER had a drop of hair dye in it. The color you see is my natural color.
IHeartNY: In the video, you don't say what happened to the child you kidnapped. What did happen to her?
Elliot: Good question...we were pinched. She went to a shelter, and then eventually went back to her mother. (Elliot's first wife)
IHeartNY: I felt the only thing missing in your DVD was you having ACTUAL sex with Apryl. Why didn't you have sex with her on camera?
Elliot: Apryl is a square. She was afraid of losing her job. She is prudish, and conservative, and has only had a few partners. I had to get on my knees, and beg her to let me put my tongue in her anus. She did it for her love of Elliot. Apryl, my love

More here

Shrine Wack Packer, Dave, says Goodbye again!

Breaking Shrine 100 News: Joseph Bassolino aka Joey Boots says "Please shit and piss on me like a human toilet."

That's right folks. You heard it here first: Joey Boots wants to be treated like a human toilet. One of our blog readers just uncovered this advertisement on Craig's List made by none other than the Stern internet world's favorite punching bag, go getter, Joey Boots.



Source


I often wondered how Joey the Human Toilet found the "ad" there allegedly made by Chaunce Hayden a year ago. Looks like Joey was looking around for someone to shit and piss on him the whole time. Who knew?

I say let's help Joey the shit lover out. Send this link to all the Stern fans you know, post it on all the Stern message boards. Post it anywhere you can. Let's not limit our help to just Stern fans. If you yourself would like to shit and piss on Joey Boots you can reach him at joeyboots@aol.com. Maybe Howard and Sirius radio would give Joey a show where people come in and shit on him. I would love to see that on Howard TV. Let Howard know at sternshow@howardstern.com. Tell Tim Sabean at tsabean@sirius.com. Let Richard Johnson from Page 6 know at rjohnson@nypost.com. Spread the word, Joey Boots wants you to spread your cheeks and shit all over him.

Just for the record, Chaunce Hayden denies making that ad last year, saying it was fake, yet Joey Boots and his SFN sheep continue to accuse Chaunce. Mutt the pig even has it so on his cesspool board when Chaunce's name is typed, "HUMAN TOILET" comes up instead. Maybe Mutt needs to do the same thing for his buddy now that he has come out of the closet....or should that be sewer. Yes, "Human Toilet" is a good description for Joey Boots, although, I think a more appropriate label would be "PIECE OF SHIT."

I was able to reach Chaunce Hayden for comment about this breaking news and here is what he had to say:

Chaunce Hayden:
""I alway knew Joey Boots was the loser behind the scat seeking Craigslist posting. After all, once you've been fucked in the ass by a dude (as Joey Boots has admited to) is it really that shocking that he would be into shit and piss? Will the real Human Toilet please stand up..... that be you Joey!"

Breaking News: Go getter Joey Boots adds fourth job.

Is this guy Jamaican or what? Losing weight, yelling on the Super "Fan"Round Table, banning Stern fans at the SFN cesspool, and now this. Keep up the good work Joey. Maybe someday you can stop begging Howard and his true fans for handouts. Oops, make that fifth job. No, wait...is getting fucked in the ass for drugs a job too?


Joey Boots:

My new job
So I told everyone that I went all over New York state the other day driving 850 miles round trip........it was for my new job as a process server........that's right, I serve summonses and subpoenas on people for accident claims and it pays very well.........it's not bad as the people are expecting the papers and I had no problem serving the people on Tuesday.......I wouldn't wanna do it if it was something where the peeps would get all angry and violent and I am happy to have this job.......I got it cuz a fan of THE SHOW who owns the company and has heard me talk of my trials and tribulations emailed me asking if I'd like an opportunity to work for him and I jumped on it after talking to him..........so I'll be doing this a couple of days a week on top of doing the Super Fan Round Table on thursdays and working for sinus buster throughout the week losing weight.........I'm real happy with how things are going and on Tuesday I celebrate my 6th month clean and sober........thanx to THE SHOW, I have been given the opportunity to get my life back and I am working more than one job.........praise HOWARD STERN and thanx to everyone out there who has supported me.


Copy and paste link below to learn more. Mutt the pig, won't let us link his threads anymore. I guess he got tired of people exposing his bullshit. We aren't.


http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?s=9d079782c1a813fee1dac7a8135504e2&threadid=159088

Hey Joey, here is another job for you suggested by the Head of the Disciples of Stern.

New job for Joey

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Cabbie's Joke of the Day!!

Cabbie on sternfannetwork:"freedom...to say and think what you want when you want makes these rooms fun>>>>>"


hahahaha good one Cabbie. Out of touch much? Where have you been the last year?

Go and read all the "Freedom" going on in the sternfannetwork time-out forum and let me know if you want to change your statement.

Freedom for the VIPS maybe. The "chosen" ones like yourself anyway. But what about the fans Cabbie? You used to be about the fans, and about truth and honesty like Howard. WAKE UP!!! The Stern fans need you more than ever to expose sternfannetwork for the cesspool that it is, not pretend that freedom exists there, kissing the asses of the SFN rats in hopes that Sirius is going to give you a show. Step up for the TRUE FANS OF STERN.

Come to the light Cabbie. Come to the SHRINE where freedom DOES exist.

Time to get that SFN shit out of your head bro. You are being fooled by the liars and rats of the SFN cesspool!!!

Any offers to go boating yet?



Break away before you are in too deep.


Weight must not be all that Cabbie lost in jail if he thinks freedom exists at sfn.

The Shrine family hitmen, IheartNY and Big Daddy, keepin the pedal to the metal as the board wars continue!!!

Jon Hein and company played the boardwars bit again today on the Friday show, and once again they dropped the ball, turning the conversation into just another sternfannetwork asskissing fest, and not commenting on the better Stern message boards. How high does the conspiracy go to try and keep the Shrine down?

Obviously very high.

That is not, however, detering Shrine broadcasters, IHeartNY, and the King of All Truckers, Big Daddy, from hitting the Howard 100 and Howard 100 shows with the Howardshrine bomb, and spreading the news about the Shrine.

Here is some of Big Daddy's work for your enjoyment on the Super Fan Roundtable, led by Mutt the Pig and Joey Boots the Rat, two of the biggest liars in the Stern world, and disgraces to Howard and the show.

Round table 1

Round table 2

Hear IheartNY fill Bubba in on what a cesspool sternfannetwork is.

The Bubba show

Big Daddy exposed who is sending who "death threats" and it's not the Shrine family as Mutt the pig implied to Howard. Yup, just another lie folks.

The Cabbie show

Jon Hein and company played the boardwars segment on the Friday show today. Their comments after? Once again they totally steered clear of any conversation about the boards besides the cesspool. I guess doing a show for free goes a long way at Sirius. Maybe we need to get a boat and offer rides like the pig huh? Fuck that!! We will just keep sticking to the truth and see what happens.

Wonder if I get anymore death threats over this blog from a certain person. I sure hope so!!!

boardwars


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Jon Hein: "I was setting up the Mary Carey interview. She was a surprise guest. No disrespect intended."

Chaunce Hayden joins the Howardshrine family and talks about Howard, Gary, SFN, and the NY Daily Article!!

Chaunce Hayden:

What makes me laugh about SFN....24 hours ago most agreed that Howard didn't do the right thing by Gary. Today, Howard blasts me for calling him out on it and just like that, everyone apologizes for having a thought. haha Now that's comedy!
PS.... Today Howard explained why he missed the evening viewing of Gary's dad. But he failed to mention why he missed the funeral the following day. BAN HIM! BAN HIM! He spoke ill of our king! BAN HIM!!!! My point is that its okay to disagree with Howard. He won't have you put to death. You can still listen and enjoy the show and you'll feel better about yourself as well.

Read much more here

Chaunce Hayden names Howard Stern asshole of the week.............again!!

Assholes come in all shapes and sizes. This week's asshole stands about 6'8" , weights 190 pounds, and is one of the highest paid people in showbiz...correction, on the planet! Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce to you the King of All Media, Howard Stern.

More here

Also in the New York Daily News

King of All Media royally disloyal

Even Howard Stern's loyal fans are unhappy with him after he skipped the funeral of longtime producer Gary Dell'Abate's father over the weekend.

Fourteen thousand Stern-heads have expressed their distaste on the Web site www.sternfannetwork.com , and one former Stern personality, Steppin' Out mag's Chaunce Hayden, has gone so far as to declare the radio star "A-hole of the Week."

Stern's excuse for missing the memorial was that his live-in girlfriend, Beth Ostrosky, broke her ankle while attending a recent Hamptons polo match. It's not clear how this stopped his own legs.

To make matters worse, many of Stern's die-hard fans are promising to cancel their Sirius satellite radio subscriptions because of the King of All Media's lack of sympathy. A Sirius spokeswoman told us that as of yesterday, "We are unaware of any cancellations."

Ny Daily News Article

A very special August 16th message from Suzanne Muldowney "Underdog"

Underdog:

Elvis, Groucho and Bella Lugosi

Suzanne would like everyone to know that even though August 16 is
usually remembered as the anniversary of the death of Elvis Presley, there were some other important artists that died around that tine in 1977. Suzanne believes that these artists do not get the acknowledgement they deserve.

Groucho Marx - August 19, 1977 (three days after Elvis died)
Zero Mustel - September 8, 1977
Leopold Stokowski - September 13, 1977
Maria Callas - September 16, 1977
Bing Crosby - October 14, 1977

Another important thing to remember is that August 16th, 2006 marks the 50th anniversary of the death of Bella Lugosi. In his honor Suzanne will be appearing tonight on Manhattan Cable Access as the guest on the Checkerboard Kids Program. Suzanne will be dancing her Dracula dance.

R.Carl, Head of the Disciples of Stern, finds former disciple a job

Joey Boots was thrown out of the Disciples of Stern years ago by the leaders of the group, R.Carl and Sean the whiterapper. Letting bygones be bygones, R.Carl has found a job for Joey.

Do you have a job for Joey? Let us know.

"Who made who" by AC/DC...Nigger town??

Shrine broadcaster Devil Dog says it's very clear that AC/DC sings nigger town instead of eight bit town in this live version of their song Who Made who.

What do you think?


nigger town clip

Did Sternchat jump the shark again?

As many of our readers know, I have in the past been very critical of how one of the Howard Stern message boards, sternchat.com, was being run. I showed my support for the site recently however when a team of mods emerged that, in my opinion, was one of the best mod teams in the history of Stern boards. It looks like all that has changed. Three of those moderators have stepped down from their positions, and the fourth,Rocky Balboner, started his own message board. Will sternchat be able to recover? Time will tell.

Looking for a new home?


Come to the light Flasher and the others, come to the Shrine. We would love to have you join us.


Flasher:

LOL...no im not back but since i was an admin the members should hear it from me..I will not be back to post ever..I wont be on any msg board for that matter
(yeah i know waaaaaa and gay)..

If you guys only knew of 5% of the things we stopped jeff from doing you would shake your heads...lol you should hear who he thought would be good mods..im sure you will see soon enough..hahahahahahaha

The best advice i gave jeff was to stay in the office and let the mods deal with the front end

i keep telling people its like this

the mods were like the crew on a ship thats got holes and sinking..we were bailing the water trying to save it...everytime we made progress the capt would come out and say "ohhh let me help.." and poke more holes in the ship..

jeff...i could say sooooooooooooo much more of the lame and idiotic and sneaky shit youve done like reading PMs...im very tempted to spill it all but i will just touch on it a bit..............for now

if you lie about me or post with my name the members will know the truth

oh and when you said i asked for a salary i was quitting and you asked what it would take for me to stay so i said

"yeah give me 2000 bucks and 400 a month" knowing FULL WELL you would say no...thats called a hollow offer

then you offered me the subscription money so i sure hope you werent telling people i demanded that as well

you told people about this that was said in the staff forum and then said you were sorry...then you did it again...there is zero hope for you jeff


to the next mods....LOL...you will fully appreciate all i went through with this guy when you have to deal with him....good luck to you too

Cthulhu:
Check the FACTS before believing what some bitter baby spews out their ass

Well it’s been a blast helping out around here, but, I’m stepping down as mod.

I’d like to take this opportunity to say “thank you” to Flasher, Britney, STDS, and Rocky.

As you have all noticed lately, the crazy shit that’s been going down has finally hit the proverbial fan. There are so many reasons for this choice. Basically it all boils down to bad decision making. Between things not getting fixed that have needed to be fixed for quite some time, to not having any initiative for making it better around here, and so many other bad directions that needed to be derailed. It just doesn’t make sense anymore. I’m still gonna stick around as a poster, but that’s about it.

There are reasons that all of the others have stepped down or left entirely. There are things that you fortunately are not privy to. If you could see the stuff going on in the background, you’d see the reasons for everyone else leaving also.

Good luck to the new mods, you’re gonna need it.

Cthulhu

Britney Spears:
My sincere thanks to all the posters here that have made this bb a fun place to hang out....& to the one's that haven't...well never mind I'm stepping down for my own reasons as well. Best of luck with the bb Jeff.

Super Turbo Death Shark:

I am also bowing out at this time. I have been here since the beginning, and I helped Hass when he was setting this place up. I've seen people come and go, and I've seen this place change a lot in the last year and a half. I left originally because of differences I had with the owner here, and I came back out of respect for this place and out of respect for Flasher. People can dislike Flasher all they want, but nobody would ever question his integrity or his intentions here if they knew how much he tried to do for this place. That period of time a month or two ago when things seemed to be happening for this place, that was Flasher's doing. If only you all knew how much he did behind the scenes, I think even his biggest haters would have a newfound respect for him.

But to see so much of what we all worked for shit on in the last few weeks has been a disgrace to everything Hass and this board itself stood for. The people in this thread all worked very, very hard for this place, and I give them all the credit in the world for dealing with these issues for so long. I have never been part of a better staff, nor have I seen it thrown to the wind by a person who has no idea yet what he had, what he lost, or who had so little gratitude for the work done by others when he could not or would not do it himself. You people with colored names who bought one in the last few months for example, you can thank Flasher that anyone bothered to check that you needed to be set up. But thats just one example, and I'd rather not make a long post longer by listing more.

So, I will also be leaving, but this time I will not be returning. I don't think less of anyone who stays, and I hope you enjoy your time here. But the circumstances being what they are, this is no longer a place for me. I'd like to thank everyone who appreciated all the hard work we were doing. You guys were the reason we did it

Kisses and hugs,
-Pinch


Source while it lasts

Page 71: "Joey Boots is no True Fan,..

he isn't even a Super fan." So says a very reliable Stern Insider to Page 71 gossip columnist, Doc. Page 71, is just like the Stern Show's Page 69, only we dig deeper for the dirt, and dirt is what we have under our fingernails today. Here is what Page 71 learned today:

"Joey Boots claims he is a Super Fan of the Howard Stern show. Well, when the Radio Chick was on against Stern, Boots was asking them for a job. The producer of that show, and Joey, himself, told me. The producer’s name is Paul Brennon. You can get in touch, and ask him yourself. Once, Joey dumped white mice on the table where Kathy Lee Gifford was doing a signing. Joey tried to get on the Radio Chick show with that. They turned him down, but Stern talked about it because it was in the news, and because of his dislike for her, so Joey made believe he did it for Stern! He offered it to Howard’s competition first, and tried to get a job on the show against Howard.

What kind of a Super Fan would try to get a job in direct competition of Stern?

How much of the Show did he miss listening to her show in NY while Stern was on at the same time?

Mr. Joey “Keepin’ it Real” Boots is not a true fan. He is just an opportunist.

----

Our sources says that they will step forward and reveal themselves if Howard wants to know more about this story. We have been saying that Joey Boots is a disgrace to Howard and the Show all along. Finally, other people are stepping forward to reveal just how right we were.



Item #2: A Long time Sternfannetwork member,who wishes to remain nameless for fear of being banned, speaks on Joey Boots' new job:

The other day Joey Boots at sternfannetwork posted a telephone call between Angry Black and Billy"Ozzy" Mirra. In that call Angry Black discusses he is putting in a lot of hours at work, and making some good money. A former (Because Joey banned them) SFN'er posted the following:

"Waaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! Howard give me a Job. I'm overweight. No one likes me. Get a real job loser, at least shelly has one."

Joey Immediately banned this member, and posted something to the affect that he is paid by one of Howard's sponsors to promote their product, and that he also got a job as a PROCESS SERVER (which is one of those douche bags who knock on your door when you are being sued, and hands you your court papers, or tapes them to your door after 3 attempts.), and added that he likes the job because he makes his own hours. Mysteriously, the post was edited and the details about the process server job vanished. Maybe Joey should get a job as a magician, the way that he is making his own posts vanish, and those on SFN who challenge him ever so slightly seem to vanish as well. The clock seems to be ticking on Boots. Let's sit back, relax,and see what happens !!!!

ERIC THE MIDGET TO FLY!!!!

Howard 100 News breaking story today: Eric the Midget to fly thanks to the help of Johnny Fratto, owner of Beverly Hills Chopper

Doc, in an exclusive interview with Mr. Fratto for deansplanet.com helped "float" the idea of Eric flying in exchange for a custom made bike weeks ago.

Interview here

Will Johnny show support for the Shrine "Family" and give us some love, or have the liars from the SFN cesspool gotten to him too?

How high does the conspiracy go to keep the True Fans of Stern and the Shrine down?

Stay tuned.

(update: Shrine 100 News has just learned that Eric has passed on the offer for a custom made bike. No, it's revenge that he wants. Can you guess against who?)


Photo courtesy of Shrine broadcaster, Truckin Bozo.

Sad Stern news

Taken from yesterday's Newsday obits.

Salvatore Dell'Abate
DELL'ABATE-Salvatore, of Lantana, Fla., formerly of Uniondale, NY on August 4th, 2006. Beloved Husband of Ellen. Loving Father of Anthony (Maryann), the late Steven, and Gary (Mary). Proud Grandfather of Austin, Sean, Jackson, and Lucas. Cherished Great-Grandfather to Salvatore. Visitation at the Hartnett Funeral Home, 561 Jerusalem Ave., Uniondale, Wednesday 2-4 and 79PM. Funeral Mass at St. Martha's Church, Uniondale, Thursday 10AM. Interment following at Calvary Cemetery, Queens, NY. In Lieu of flowers, donations to "Hospice of Palm Beach County", 5301 South Congress Ave., Atlantis, Fla. 33462 would be appreciated.
Published in Newsday on 8/8/2006.

Source

View/sign guestbook here


Condolences to Gary,family and friends.

RIP Mr.Dell'Abate

Thanks to OneNutWillie for the info.

Dave, a Shrine wack packer

leaves a message...

Watch here

just sayin

Howard Stern In HDTV!

Howard Stern In HDTV!
The 'King of All Media' fails to conquer High-Definition TV.
By Phillip Swann

Washington, D.C. (August 6, 2006) -- Howard Stern is known as a 'shock jock,' but his new weekly TV show is a shock for the eyes in High-Definition TV.

Howard TV, which airs Fridays at 11 p.m. (ET) on the high-def cable network INHD, is arguably the greatest display of flawed faces since Tod Browning's 1932 film, Freaks.

The 30-minute program (filmed excerpts of Stern's Sirius radio show) is billed as a 'sneak peek' at Stern's pay programming block available on cable's On Demand service. However, this viewer wanted to stop "peeking" and start "sneaking" out of the room about five minutes into the show.

In crystal-clear HD, Stern's face is more shriveled than David Blaine's hands; his neck has more lines than his writers have in their heads these days; and that mop of wooly black hair that envelopes his face looks like something that came out of that mysterious well in The Ring.


Howard Stern on Howard TV

In total, Stern looks a little like Cher -- that is, if you saw Cher two minutes after she first woke up in the morning.

Howard recently underwent plastic surgery to try to improve his oft self-maligned appearance, but he might want to consider filing a malpractice suit. This is the worst abuse of a surgical scalpel since Jack the Ripper roamed the streets of London.


Is that Cher with glasses?


more here



Philip Swann, center.

OUCH!! Don't want to see that ugly mug on HDTV, that's for sure. Short man syndrome?

PORN AND PUNCHLINES with KC Armstrong

PORN AND PUNCHLINES AT THE LAUGH FACTORY

Hosted By::
K.C Armstrong and Adam Hunter

When:
Friday Aug 11, 2006
at 12:00 AM

Where::
LAUGH FACTORY
SUNSET STRIP
LOS ANGELES, CA 90069

KC ARMSTRONG HOSTS THIS RAUNCHY NEW SHOW EVERY FRIDAY NIGHT AT THE LAUGH FACTORY ON SUNSET FEATURING PORN STARS AND COMICS ON THE SAME STAGE! Performing each week is Adam Hunter!


Articles:

article 1

article 2

article 3

Thanks to Bob Thorney for the info.

Shrine 100 News Question of the Day!!

"Dishonesty is something that Howard doesn't tolerate even on the tiniest level." according to Gary Dellabatte on today's show....so why is Howard putting up with the lying sack of garbage, Mutt the pig, who runs his Super Fan Roundtable show?

Does Howard just not know, or does he just not care?

Let us know what you think here





(one a side note: Gary told Sal that when he needs someone to paint his nipples again to ask him. Then when Sal was on his way out of the studio, Gary said about Sal, look at the tits on him...hmmmm)

The movie Horrorween, Stuttering John, Jay Leno, and the Howard Stern show....

A few weeks ago Shrine 100 News received an email from horroween.com, and in that email they informed us that Stuttering John aka John Melendez was starring in their movie. I visited their website, and saw that indeed they were promoting John's involvement. I made a blog about it for the Stern fans

here

This past week, Shrine 100 Newsreporter Bob Thorney asked this question at the howardshrine.net message board:


Bob Thorney:

I don't see Stuttering John's photo on that site anymore. Wonder what happened?

Also, when 'Miss Howard Stern' Andrea was on the show on 7/24/06 she said that she wanted to be in the movie with "the dude who worked here and went to David Letterman (she was referring to Stuttering John and she meant to say he went to Jay Leno) (and she didn't mention Horrorween by name). Then Gary started talking about "Stuttering John's movie."

I wonder if Gary was referring to Horrorween or another movie. Gary said that someone faxed him a pitch for a movie that has no plot right now. Then Artie said that John is getting a movie made that he wrote. Then Gary said that all it is is the John Melendez treatment, and that all he knows is that John wrote it and is producing it.


Here is a clip of Andrea talking about wanting to be in the movie:


here

Being a member of John's message board I asked him Bob's question in his ask John section.

John's message board

John didn't answer me on his board, but did using the private message feature of his board.

John Melendez:

it appears someone was trying to get publicity by saying I was doing horroween





When someone from horrorween posted about John's involvement with their movie on Cabbie's new message board, it led to this exchange there that resulted in email correspondences with Ed Meyer, from horrorween.com.

Cabbie's board


Here are the email comments by Ed Meyer from www.horrorween.com about it all:

Ed Meyer:

So you know the facts. John Melendez's manager Caron Feldman emailed me yesterday, and said that John got flack from Jay Leno and NBC over Horrorween, and he is declining the role.

It's too bad, after he made a personal appearance for Horrorween at the last Ray Court's show in Burbank.

John originally did agree to the role, and he even promoted his role in Horrorween in person at the Ray Court's Celebrity Autograph show in Burbank (July 15).

Here is the Ray Court's show with John Melendez appearing for Horrorween, as set up by John Melendez and his agent/manager...

http://www.hollywoodcollectorshow.com/last.htm

I know John personally, and respect his wishes, as he has to protect his job at the Tonight Show.Our offer still stands that anyone who gets either Howard Stern or Crazy Cabbie to appear in a cameo in Horrorween, will get a role themselves.

Further...

We pulled John's picture down when he called me and Caron said that Jay Leno and NBC went wild. We heard that the President of NBC was listening to the Howard Stern Show at the time. Yesterday, Caron said that John couldn't be in Horrorween because of Jay Leno and NBC.

(Caron is also my agent/manager).

The next day, Fright Crazy Jim Jones, a huge Howard Stern and Horrorween Fan admitted sending the info to Gary at the Stern Show.


Andrea (Miss Howard Stern) has asked for a role, and we would love to give John's role to Crazy Cabbie if he is interested.

Andrea (Miss Howard Stern) wanted to win a role in Horrorween, by being the first to get Howard Stern to talk about Horrorween on his show.

Why she said on-air that Stuttering John Melendez told her to do it, is news to me ???

Gary and Howard thought that she was talking about a different movie. Then, confusion ensued.

I gave Andrea a role, however, the offer still stands...

Get Howard Stern to talk about Horrorween on his show, and you win a walk-on role in Horrorween.


This challenge is, and has been on the Horrorween.com website since day one!



Horrorween is getting more viral over the Internet blogs everyday!!!



Ed Meyer


Horrorween website


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Is John now saying he was never involved at all? Did Jay Leno and NBC really go wild over this? Now that Shrine 100 News has exposed this story, with our limited resources, will anyone investigate further: The Howard Stern Show, Chaunce Hayden, Steve Langford, Richard Johnson????


Stay tuned.

(Update: Email feedback)

Bob Thorney:
FYI, I'm the one who told Andrea about the Horrorween movie, after seeing it in your blog.

Ed Meyer:
Hey I'm game. Howard Stern and Gary should have us all on the show to get to the bottom of this.


The True Fans of Stern react

"The Fanatic" by IAMSTERNFAN

It's been awhile...

Now I'm back with a special fanatic column just for you fans.

The war continues so it seems. This time however there's more fuel beingadded to the fire. For the first time, the board wars have been brought upon the stern show. That's big new for those of us who have fought behind thelines for the last few years. While people are still seemingly picking sides, and really just deciding whether or not they want to even be a partof such a seemingly immature war, those of us who have been involved know the real deal.

The powers that be over at SFN feel that Howardshrine is nothing more than a refugee camp. What that means is that quite a few of the members here happen to be former members of SFN. I myself was banned quite some time ago and I'll be the first to admit, I've been a critic of SFN in the past. That being said, I really wonder how things could've escalated this fast. Have most of the people who post on SFN, Howardshrine, Stern Chat, and HighPitchErik.net become so pathetic that the only thing left in their lives is the idea of fighting for some false pride? What are you really fighting for? While we all are fans of the show, we're all posting for the same reasons, it just seems as though many people have become obsessed with "board pride". In the end only one board will be deemed the "victor" while the others
will continue to become angered at the thought of another board being considered the "better board"...

It's an endless cycle, one which only leads to more angry fans and immature battles.

The battle lines have been drawn...

Which side are you on?



A special thanks to those who I've come to respect for not only avoiding the more lame aspects of the board wars, but for standing their ground and not being afraid to let their opinions be known...

DaleInSales
Ipokesmot
JoeyBootsIsAFag
dman
Doc
Janet(the sweetest girl on the net, Doc's a lucky man)
itsoverjohnny
bloodorflies
and quite a few others which I really can't think of at the moment(but don't
worry, you know who you are)

I'm hoping to post here more often, and maybe even bring the column back eventually..

See you all back at the forums!!!

Also I'd just like to add...

WHERE'S HIGH PITCH?