Howard TV Preview for a penny this weekend. Phone messages from Jeff the Drunk and Blue Iris
posted by Doc at 4:09 AM
Tuesday, October 31, 2006
Monday, October 30, 2006
Halloween Sale by Elliott Offen!!!
Elliott Offen:
"ANY FUCKING PHONE NUMBER I GET IS GONNA GET A CALL TOMORROW!!! I WANT TO LEAVE PEOPLE IN HORROR!!! THIS SALE IS FOR HALLOWEEN ONLY."
ORDER HERE
"ANY FUCKING PHONE NUMBER I GET IS GONNA GET A CALL TOMORROW!!! I WANT TO LEAVE PEOPLE IN HORROR!!! THIS SALE IS FOR HALLOWEEN ONLY."
ORDER HERE
posted by Doc at 12:50 PM
Sunday, October 29, 2006
Peter Townshend responds to Howard Stern
28 October 2006
Howard Stern
I would not say that I ‘stormed out’ of an interview with Howard Stern, I would say that I walked away. I am not angry with Howard or his team and they have a perfect right to discuss my sexual past whenever they choose, I am a public person. I decided not to join what was developing into a light-hearted inquisition of sexual subjects that cause widely felt discomfort when not seriously addressed. The story of my life is as yet untold. Until I complete my memoirs I rely on my family, friends, fans and colleagues to believe in me almost unconditionally. Anyone unwilling to wait for my story must address the facts at hand and make their own decision. I was cleared of all charges brought against me. The caution I received was mandatory because I admitted using a credit card as part of a wider research exercise intended to gather evidence to present to various finance and internet companies to persuade them to try harder to prevent the use of children in the pornography industry. These are the facts.
For the record, I no longer lobby publicly about this issue, but I continue to underwrite organisations that support adult ‘survivors’ of childhood abuse.
Source
Howard Stern
I would not say that I ‘stormed out’ of an interview with Howard Stern, I would say that I walked away. I am not angry with Howard or his team and they have a perfect right to discuss my sexual past whenever they choose, I am a public person. I decided not to join what was developing into a light-hearted inquisition of sexual subjects that cause widely felt discomfort when not seriously addressed. The story of my life is as yet untold. Until I complete my memoirs I rely on my family, friends, fans and colleagues to believe in me almost unconditionally. Anyone unwilling to wait for my story must address the facts at hand and make their own decision. I was cleared of all charges brought against me. The caution I received was mandatory because I admitted using a credit card as part of a wider research exercise intended to gather evidence to present to various finance and internet companies to persuade them to try harder to prevent the use of children in the pornography industry. These are the facts.
For the record, I no longer lobby publicly about this issue, but I continue to underwrite organisations that support adult ‘survivors’ of childhood abuse.
Source
posted by Doc at 4:20 AM
John Mainelli named PD of FreeFM in New York
John Mainelli named PD of FreeFM in New York
October 27, 2006
John Mainelli has been named Program Director of WFNY (Free-FM) in New York where he will oversee programming that includes Opie & Anthony, JV & Elvis, Leslie "The Radio Chick" Gold and Penn Jillette, among others.
"After completing an exhaustive search, John was the obvious choice for this very important job," said WFNY VP/GM Tom Chiusano in making the announcement. "He is an innovative programmer, and the station’s diverse lineup of personalities will all benefit from John’s experience and guidance. I’m confident that under his leadership the station will continue to grow from its already strong foundation."
With more than three decades of experience in the radio industry, Mainelli has served in various programming positions at stations across the country, including seven years at WABC-AM (1988-95). During his tenure at the New York station, WABC gained a strong following ranking among the Top 3 stations with the 12+ demographic on numerous occasions. He also was Program Director at KCMO-AM in Kansas City (1986 - 88), and KSDO-AM in San Diego (1980 - 85), as well as served as News Editor at KCBS in San Francisco (1974 - 75). Additionally, Mainelli held key programming and consulting positions at WNEW-FM in New York, KFWB-FM and KABC-AM in Los Angeles.
Mainelli’s experience also extended into roles of critic and consultant. He wrote a radio column for the New York Post from 1998-06 and the trade magazine Talkers from 2001–06. Mainelli has also provided consulting to a number of media outlets during his career, including ABC, ARS, Beasley, Bonneville, Combined Communications, Dow Jones, Fairbanks, Greater Media, Hubbard, and NewsMax
Mainelli lying on the radio?
October 27, 2006
John Mainelli has been named Program Director of WFNY (Free-FM) in New York where he will oversee programming that includes Opie & Anthony, JV & Elvis, Leslie "The Radio Chick" Gold and Penn Jillette, among others.
"After completing an exhaustive search, John was the obvious choice for this very important job," said WFNY VP/GM Tom Chiusano in making the announcement. "He is an innovative programmer, and the station’s diverse lineup of personalities will all benefit from John’s experience and guidance. I’m confident that under his leadership the station will continue to grow from its already strong foundation."
With more than three decades of experience in the radio industry, Mainelli has served in various programming positions at stations across the country, including seven years at WABC-AM (1988-95). During his tenure at the New York station, WABC gained a strong following ranking among the Top 3 stations with the 12+ demographic on numerous occasions. He also was Program Director at KCMO-AM in Kansas City (1986 - 88), and KSDO-AM in San Diego (1980 - 85), as well as served as News Editor at KCBS in San Francisco (1974 - 75). Additionally, Mainelli held key programming and consulting positions at WNEW-FM in New York, KFWB-FM and KABC-AM in Los Angeles.
Mainelli’s experience also extended into roles of critic and consultant. He wrote a radio column for the New York Post from 1998-06 and the trade magazine Talkers from 2001–06. Mainelli has also provided consulting to a number of media outlets during his career, including ABC, ARS, Beasley, Bonneville, Combined Communications, Dow Jones, Fairbanks, Greater Media, Hubbard, and NewsMax
Mainelli lying on the radio?
posted by Doc at 3:51 AM
Saturday, October 28, 2006
Howardshrine.net continues to close the gap...
.. on the sternfannetwork cesspool despite obvious conspiracy to try and keep the Shrine down!!
Source
How high and wide does the conspiracy run?
That is anyone's guess but I think it speaks volumes that the so called "reporter", Steve Langford continues to ignore all stories related to the Shrine, and instead elects to cover "stories" like Joey Boots' latest scam to rip off Stern fans. Yes, Steve Langford, the pitbullshitter of the Howard 100 News, continues to ruin the credibility of the Howard 100 News Team with his biased coverage. I guess a free ashtray goes a long way with Steve Langford, someone who is clearly nothing now but a SFN minion doing everything he can to try and keep the Shrine down, and prop the SFN cesspool up.
Distort anyones words to slant a story lately? Keep the truth about SFN from the fans lately? We know you have.
Shame on you. You are as much of a disgrace to Howard and the Show as your Nazi friends Mutt, Joey Boots, and the rest of the SFN trash.
The True Fans of Stern are on to your game Stevie.
Source
How high and wide does the conspiracy run?
That is anyone's guess but I think it speaks volumes that the so called "reporter", Steve Langford continues to ignore all stories related to the Shrine, and instead elects to cover "stories" like Joey Boots' latest scam to rip off Stern fans. Yes, Steve Langford, the pitbullshitter of the Howard 100 News, continues to ruin the credibility of the Howard 100 News Team with his biased coverage. I guess a free ashtray goes a long way with Steve Langford, someone who is clearly nothing now but a SFN minion doing everything he can to try and keep the Shrine down, and prop the SFN cesspool up.
Distort anyones words to slant a story lately? Keep the truth about SFN from the fans lately? We know you have.
Shame on you. You are as much of a disgrace to Howard and the Show as your Nazi friends Mutt, Joey Boots, and the rest of the SFN trash.
The True Fans of Stern are on to your game Stevie.
posted by Doc at 10:59 AM
Wednesday, October 25, 2006
My Interview with Mark the Bagger!!
Doc: How do you like your new Howard Stern fame?
Mark The Bagger: I think it's great! I have more fans now than ever.
Doc: How big is your penis?
Mark The Bagger: 10"
Doc: What has been your most favorite appearance so far?
Mark The Bagger: My most favorite appearance was when I got to meet and hang out with Seth Greene and Howie Mandel.
Doc: Who is your favorite on the show, who is your least favorite?
Mark The Bagger: My favorite on the show would be.....ummmmm...... Robin Quivers, and my least favorite would be Beetlejuice.
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Mark The Bagger: I think it's great! I have more fans now than ever.
Doc: How big is your penis?
Mark The Bagger: 10"
Doc: What has been your most favorite appearance so far?
Mark The Bagger: My most favorite appearance was when I got to meet and hang out with Seth Greene and Howie Mandel.
Doc: Who is your favorite on the show, who is your least favorite?
Mark The Bagger: My favorite on the show would be.....ummmmm...... Robin Quivers, and my least favorite would be Beetlejuice.
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posted by Doc at 12:42 PM
High Pitch to be evicted. Need help!!!
High Pitch Erik:
I need help asap please I need 500 dollars by this afternoon at 4pm and I will pay whoever will help me out I need it for my rent please I am getting my next check for my ringtones for 2500 dollars so whoever can send me Western Union 500 dollars I will pay you back by November 15th please I thank you to whoever will help me this is very important I pay my rent I am going to be kicked out I need to give them 500 by 5 30pm thanks ...
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I need help asap please I need 500 dollars by this afternoon at 4pm and I will pay whoever will help me out I need it for my rent please I am getting my next check for my ringtones for 2500 dollars so whoever can send me Western Union 500 dollars I will pay you back by November 15th please I thank you to whoever will help me this is very important I pay my rent I am going to be kicked out I need to give them 500 by 5 30pm thanks ...
Learn More here
posted by Doc at 3:47 AM
A Message from the Queen of Mean, Lisa Lampanelli
The Queen of Mean Is Getting Sirius On Howard's Worldwide Online Free Internet Trial!
If you heard that Lisa Lampanelli tore Artie Lange a new one on Howard Stern's Sirius Satellite Radio Show, or wished you could have been listening in when she verbally cornholed KKK guy Daniel Carver, your dream can become a reality this week.
On Thursday, October 26th, you can experience the King of All Media and The Queen of Mean together when Howard Stern debuts on Sirius Internet Radio. Howard and the gang will roast the show's long-time producer Gary (Baba Booey) D'ell Abate and — that's right — it's f-in' free!
Join Lisa, Reverend Bob Levy, Artie Lange, Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling, Sal The Stockbroker, Richard Christy and many more on what's sure to be the best Stern roast ever!
Sign up NOW for your 2-day free trial (October 25th and 26th ONLY) at www.sirius.com/howard.
For more information on Lisa and to see her full schedule, go to www.InsultComic.com
And to purchase her DVD and CD,"Take It Like A Man," click on the Warner Bros. link on her homepage.
If you heard that Lisa Lampanelli tore Artie Lange a new one on Howard Stern's Sirius Satellite Radio Show, or wished you could have been listening in when she verbally cornholed KKK guy Daniel Carver, your dream can become a reality this week.
On Thursday, October 26th, you can experience the King of All Media and The Queen of Mean together when Howard Stern debuts on Sirius Internet Radio. Howard and the gang will roast the show's long-time producer Gary (Baba Booey) D'ell Abate and — that's right — it's f-in' free!
Join Lisa, Reverend Bob Levy, Artie Lange, Jackie "The Joke Man" Martling, Sal The Stockbroker, Richard Christy and many more on what's sure to be the best Stern roast ever!
Sign up NOW for your 2-day free trial (October 25th and 26th ONLY) at www.sirius.com/howard.
For more information on Lisa and to see her full schedule, go to www.InsultComic.com
And to purchase her DVD and CD,"Take It Like A Man," click on the Warner Bros. link on her homepage.
posted by Doc at 3:36 AM
Monday, October 23, 2006
Howard Stern....... stealing my gig????
First he steals my look....
...now he wants to steal my gig?
From this morning's show:
Howard Stern-"I'm thinking of starting a thing called sternfannetworknetwork where you go on,and you critique the sternfannetwork. Where you talk about the sternfannetwork, and what they are doing wrong."
LOL
No problem Howard. You have my blessing. I consider it a compliment that you want to copy what we have been doing here at the shrine for years. Like they say...great minds think alike.
The Howard Shrine Family is even ready to help you should you decide to pursue your "new" idea. Just say the word.
Minutes after Howard mentioned his website idea, Shrine broadcaster, Chris from www.morningshowcentral.com went ahead and purchased that domain name for Howard.
Email Chris when you are ready Howard and he will hook you up!!
Visit the new sternfannetworknetwork here.
...now he wants to steal my gig?
From this morning's show:
Howard Stern-"I'm thinking of starting a thing called sternfannetworknetwork where you go on,and you critique the sternfannetwork. Where you talk about the sternfannetwork, and what they are doing wrong."
LOL
No problem Howard. You have my blessing. I consider it a compliment that you want to copy what we have been doing here at the shrine for years. Like they say...great minds think alike.
The Howard Shrine Family is even ready to help you should you decide to pursue your "new" idea. Just say the word.
Minutes after Howard mentioned his website idea, Shrine broadcaster, Chris from www.morningshowcentral.com went ahead and purchased that domain name for Howard.
Email Chris when you are ready Howard and he will hook you up!!
Visit the new sternfannetworknetwork here.
posted by Doc at 1:15 PM
Why I was banned from Sternfannetwork...
Here are just a few comments from the hundreds and hundreds of Stern fans and Sirius subscribers banned from the SFN cesspool:
ozzyfan269:
Hi all, i'm ozzyfan269. I just signed up for your fine message board! It looks like I'm in the right place finally. I was banned from SFN yesterday after 2 weeks of membership and 22 whole posts when I invited GAY BOY BOOTS to just go ahead and ban me, which he promptly did. Let me explain: I had been lurking on the SFN board for several weeks and was observing how the Moderators treat the SFN members. What I found out is that they are the biggest ass kissing bunch of Nazis I have ever run across. Why would anyone want to be a part of a board that didnt allow you to voice honest opinions? Finally, I had had seen enough and told Gay Boy Boots to F off. I guess I'm not the only one who won't put up with their crap!
sfnexile:
Nobody there banned me. I banned myself. To survive there, you need to do three things...
1. Kiss Mutt and Boots' ass.
2. Don't be too critical of Howard.
3. Pretend you like the SFRT.
I found myself doing all three, like a good little sheep, and decided that enough was enough. Besides, the roll-eyes and dog pics made me feel like I was in fifth grade. Many intelligent thoughts died long before their time because of it. Shit, I just wanna talk about Howard. It's too hard to do that there.
SANDMAN6980:
I GUESS I WAS BANNED FOR SEVERAL REASONS.......
1.IM ONE OF THE 4 MEMBERS OF THE B*A*R*N
2.IM A MEMBER OF BTLS.NET
3.I BASHED SAVANNA SMILES FOR THE WHORE SHE IS !
4.IM ONE OF THE SMARTEST PEOPLE I KNOW
Tazdrummer:
Well... isnt this interesting. My account over at SFN has apparently been killed. I go to there this morning and I get a dead account. I have not posted there in quite sometime. I only lurk and occasionally download dirties and other files from there.
MonkMonton:
I got banned because I refused to kiss the ass of such people like High Pitch Eric, Pinnochio Dave and that unemployed, always in front of the computer, cat fucking, Howard Stern ass licking, power hungry, fat fuck Joey Boots.....just sayin'.
Holyghost:
Bringing up howard's vacation schedule Mutt got insulted when i asked him: IF his strong defense of howard's Vacation schedule would be different if he werent a part of the H100 he got really angry and banned me forever SFN was at it's best when the discussion was about the Howard Stern show and at it's worst when the discussion was about the various "characters" on the board
Oh well
HS1:
When you have someone like Joey Boots as a moderator, you can't expect much. He recentely posted some that starts like this "I am a celebrity..." So, he thinks too much of himself. I understand that attacking someone personally, would be ground for at least T.O. at first. But, what do i know. I haven't had any problems there. But i kinda liked this site and will give it a try.
Chees
Lex_351:
They killed off my account. I had it! Enough with the asking "Boots, how's your sobriety going?" Or "Mutt is so good on the Round Table" How is it a guy who screams into the mic the definition of what a Howard Stern Fan is anyway!? They killed off my account because I dared started a thread titled "Mutt" LMAO! Just like Doc said!!! That board is far more about the members than Howard! I like a board that talks about the show! That is what this board is!!! Cheeeeeeeeeers to The Great Howard's Shrine!!! (And it's not scary Jesssssica! It rocks!)
Raoulxxx:
The first time I was banned I was tossed out simply for responding to a topic about Chauncy's article in which he criticized Stern for not going to Gary's father's wake. All I said was that I had agreed with Chauncy. This was before I found out the rest of the story in which Beth had to be rushed to the hospital, etc. I was shocked at their treatment. I went back and registered with another name and email address and began posting innocent sounding notes for a while until I got bored to death over the lack of intelligent messages and/or content. So one day I merely went in and said their message boards bored the living hell out of me and that they should all get a real life. I was thrown out almost immediately and have never tried to go back in.
FCKJOEYBUTTS:
I was banned 'cause I called Butts a pussy, yet, if he talks shit to me or anyone it's justified (i know who he is to Howard, so what) but when it is back to him he just goes straight to banning people like he's the fuckin' man or something....he's the man in his own lil' world but outside he's a bitch...
PhillyCrue:
I think it is assonine the way the ban people on SFN. If you say something that they don't like or agree with they will ban you. Their not god they just are idiots for not understanding everything. Thanks for letting me vent
Raoulxxx:
I don't know about qualifiying for the record speed of being banned over there but in my own situation the 2nd time I was banned I had been following their stupid rules of posting each day. I hit about the 14th or 15th day when I got tired of it. Besides, as I said before they are SSSSOOOOO BORING over there - everyone trying to 'out Stern' each other with gross, inane crap.
Anyway I just let it all hang out in a post in which I blasted all of them for being so boring, etc. I think it was less than 60 seconds - I tried to post again but was banned.. Yea!!!
A day or two later I was listening to the show when Stern made a comment about this site. I came over and found the coolest group of people I ever met.
Kaelyn Landers:
There are just way to many haters on SFN.... The females were hating on me cause they weren't nearly as good looking as me and they just wanted to start some shit.... The males were just a bunch of internet nerds who bashed women because of their good looks.... Just couldn't take it anymore and I had to leave....Good thing I found the Shrine...
xoxo
Kaelyn Landers
jlessl:
Doc, at least you were told what you did wrong (which was a stupid reason, but what the hell, that's what Mutt does) when you were "banished" on SFN. I was never told anything. But I KNEW what it was ... the minute I mentioned, and all I did was "mention", The Howard Shrine website, BAM, I'm bounced to that nowhereland at SFN. Pretty damn interesting, no? Forget SFN ... The Howard Shrine rules and it is my new site for talking to other Stern fans. It's actually a better site, from what I can tell so far as a newbie. Technically it is definitely superior. Love the spell check and preview your message features.
Jroll:
I got banned by that fat fuck mutt. He's no John Hein with his website either. All I did was complain (in mutts thread)that Howard didn't repeat the 9-11 show in the afternoon (reasonable complaint from someone who doesn't get to listen in the morning right?) and that I was pissed about it and I got banned. Funny thing was I just went to a different computer and got a new sn. But now when I go there so many ppl bash the show worse than I did. It's hardly even worth it to go on there cuz so many idiots complain about any little thing on the show and I pretty much disagree with most of them. The best part was the day after I got banned the story broke of Sal sniffing Mutt's daughter's panties. I was then one of the people who applauded Sal for that. Sweet justice.
iloveartie:
I got sent to time out I donated like 10 dollars and they let me out right away.
ozzyfan269:
Hi all, i'm ozzyfan269. I just signed up for your fine message board! It looks like I'm in the right place finally. I was banned from SFN yesterday after 2 weeks of membership and 22 whole posts when I invited GAY BOY BOOTS to just go ahead and ban me, which he promptly did. Let me explain: I had been lurking on the SFN board for several weeks and was observing how the Moderators treat the SFN members. What I found out is that they are the biggest ass kissing bunch of Nazis I have ever run across. Why would anyone want to be a part of a board that didnt allow you to voice honest opinions? Finally, I had had seen enough and told Gay Boy Boots to F off. I guess I'm not the only one who won't put up with their crap!
sfnexile:
Nobody there banned me. I banned myself. To survive there, you need to do three things...
1. Kiss Mutt and Boots' ass.
2. Don't be too critical of Howard.
3. Pretend you like the SFRT.
I found myself doing all three, like a good little sheep, and decided that enough was enough. Besides, the roll-eyes and dog pics made me feel like I was in fifth grade. Many intelligent thoughts died long before their time because of it. Shit, I just wanna talk about Howard. It's too hard to do that there.
SANDMAN6980:
I GUESS I WAS BANNED FOR SEVERAL REASONS.......
1.IM ONE OF THE 4 MEMBERS OF THE B*A*R*N
2.IM A MEMBER OF BTLS.NET
3.I BASHED SAVANNA SMILES FOR THE WHORE SHE IS !
4.IM ONE OF THE SMARTEST PEOPLE I KNOW
Tazdrummer:
Well... isnt this interesting. My account over at SFN has apparently been killed. I go to there this morning and I get a dead account. I have not posted there in quite sometime. I only lurk and occasionally download dirties and other files from there.
MonkMonton:
I got banned because I refused to kiss the ass of such people like High Pitch Eric, Pinnochio Dave and that unemployed, always in front of the computer, cat fucking, Howard Stern ass licking, power hungry, fat fuck Joey Boots.....just sayin'.
Holyghost:
Bringing up howard's vacation schedule Mutt got insulted when i asked him: IF his strong defense of howard's Vacation schedule would be different if he werent a part of the H100 he got really angry and banned me forever SFN was at it's best when the discussion was about the Howard Stern show and at it's worst when the discussion was about the various "characters" on the board
Oh well
HS1:
When you have someone like Joey Boots as a moderator, you can't expect much. He recentely posted some that starts like this "I am a celebrity..." So, he thinks too much of himself. I understand that attacking someone personally, would be ground for at least T.O. at first. But, what do i know. I haven't had any problems there. But i kinda liked this site and will give it a try.
Chees
Lex_351:
They killed off my account. I had it! Enough with the asking "Boots, how's your sobriety going?" Or "Mutt is so good on the Round Table" How is it a guy who screams into the mic the definition of what a Howard Stern Fan is anyway!? They killed off my account because I dared started a thread titled "Mutt" LMAO! Just like Doc said!!! That board is far more about the members than Howard! I like a board that talks about the show! That is what this board is!!! Cheeeeeeeeeers to The Great Howard's Shrine!!! (And it's not scary Jesssssica! It rocks!)
Raoulxxx:
The first time I was banned I was tossed out simply for responding to a topic about Chauncy's article in which he criticized Stern for not going to Gary's father's wake. All I said was that I had agreed with Chauncy. This was before I found out the rest of the story in which Beth had to be rushed to the hospital, etc. I was shocked at their treatment. I went back and registered with another name and email address and began posting innocent sounding notes for a while until I got bored to death over the lack of intelligent messages and/or content. So one day I merely went in and said their message boards bored the living hell out of me and that they should all get a real life. I was thrown out almost immediately and have never tried to go back in.
FCKJOEYBUTTS:
I was banned 'cause I called Butts a pussy, yet, if he talks shit to me or anyone it's justified (i know who he is to Howard, so what) but when it is back to him he just goes straight to banning people like he's the fuckin' man or something....he's the man in his own lil' world but outside he's a bitch...
PhillyCrue:
I think it is assonine the way the ban people on SFN. If you say something that they don't like or agree with they will ban you. Their not god they just are idiots for not understanding everything. Thanks for letting me vent
Raoulxxx:
I don't know about qualifiying for the record speed of being banned over there but in my own situation the 2nd time I was banned I had been following their stupid rules of posting each day. I hit about the 14th or 15th day when I got tired of it. Besides, as I said before they are SSSSOOOOO BORING over there - everyone trying to 'out Stern' each other with gross, inane crap.
Anyway I just let it all hang out in a post in which I blasted all of them for being so boring, etc. I think it was less than 60 seconds - I tried to post again but was banned.. Yea!!!
A day or two later I was listening to the show when Stern made a comment about this site. I came over and found the coolest group of people I ever met.
Kaelyn Landers:
There are just way to many haters on SFN.... The females were hating on me cause they weren't nearly as good looking as me and they just wanted to start some shit.... The males were just a bunch of internet nerds who bashed women because of their good looks.... Just couldn't take it anymore and I had to leave....Good thing I found the Shrine...
xoxo
Kaelyn Landers
jlessl:
Doc, at least you were told what you did wrong (which was a stupid reason, but what the hell, that's what Mutt does) when you were "banished" on SFN. I was never told anything. But I KNEW what it was ... the minute I mentioned, and all I did was "mention", The Howard Shrine website, BAM, I'm bounced to that nowhereland at SFN. Pretty damn interesting, no? Forget SFN ... The Howard Shrine rules and it is my new site for talking to other Stern fans. It's actually a better site, from what I can tell so far as a newbie. Technically it is definitely superior. Love the spell check and preview your message features.
Jroll:
I got banned by that fat fuck mutt. He's no John Hein with his website either. All I did was complain (in mutts thread)that Howard didn't repeat the 9-11 show in the afternoon (reasonable complaint from someone who doesn't get to listen in the morning right?) and that I was pissed about it and I got banned. Funny thing was I just went to a different computer and got a new sn. But now when I go there so many ppl bash the show worse than I did. It's hardly even worth it to go on there cuz so many idiots complain about any little thing on the show and I pretty much disagree with most of them. The best part was the day after I got banned the story broke of Sal sniffing Mutt's daughter's panties. I was then one of the people who applauded Sal for that. Sweet justice.
iloveartie:
I got sent to time out I donated like 10 dollars and they let me out right away.
posted by Doc at 7:06 AM
Helping to build a cesspool!!!!
Howardshrine.com and Howardshrine.net: Guilty as charged.
The Howardshrine family is currently #7 and #9 on the Top 10 list of Referring websites to SFN.
Source
Howardshrine.net continues to grow despite having no support from the Stern show and Sirius Radio...........and no support from the other Stern fan sites either. While we are listed twice in the top 10 list of sites helping to build SFN, links to the shrine are not even permitted on the SFN nazi board. Links to our board are not permitted on the sternchat board either.
What is everyone afraid of? The Truth?
The conspiracy to keep the shrine indeed runs high and wide.
The Howardshrine family is currently #7 and #9 on the Top 10 list of Referring websites to SFN.
Source
Howardshrine.net continues to grow despite having no support from the Stern show and Sirius Radio...........and no support from the other Stern fan sites either. While we are listed twice in the top 10 list of sites helping to build SFN, links to the shrine are not even permitted on the SFN nazi board. Links to our board are not permitted on the sternchat board either.
What is everyone afraid of? The Truth?
The conspiracy to keep the shrine indeed runs high and wide.
posted by Doc at 5:20 AM
Friday, October 20, 2006
MIKE ROSE RANKS THE WACKPACKER PREDICTIONS…
Last week was ugly for me, because my super lock, can’t lose pick, the Philadelphia Eagles, well…lost. I also missed every wack packer prediction except Crazy Alice, who is crazy anyway….so it shows you how much I know. This week’s set of games are even harder, but we’ve lost a wack packer, Elegant Elliot Offen, who was so long with this ridiculous plugs, that Howard booted him off the air this week…that’s gangster talk for “He got kicked out of the football pool” riiiiiight? Anyway, Eric the Midget freeloader called in and made his pick, so I will evaluate that instead this week, maybe Howard will keep him around. Let’s jump right into the picks now….I will be ranking from best pick to worst.
1. Crazy Alice (-4.5) Denver Broncos over Cleveland (Denver has to win by 5) – This is a great pick by Alice, even though Cleveland is a hard place to play. Denver plays smashmouth football (mostly because their QB sucks, but that’s another story) and will give the tough but hard luck Cleveland Browns everything they bargained for. My prediction for this game is Denver 21 Cleveland 10. Who dis?
2. Eric the Midget (-9) Indianapolis over Washington (Indy has to win by 10) – This pick is alright, but I really feel like the number is high, because Washington is truly a “Sybil” like team, one week they can play like ice cream, the next they play like ass cream. I just think that even though this game is in Indy, they could get caught, because Indy’s run defense isn’t strong, Portis could go off and have a big day and the Skins passing game would open up. My prediction for the game: Indy 28 Wash 21, Goodbye for now!!!
3. Bigfoot Mark It Is (-3) Cincinnati over Carolina (Bengals have to win by 4) – This is a bad pick in my opinion, because Cincy is a team on the decline and Carolina is a team on the upsurge, the Steve Smith/Jake Delhomme combo is hot and there is nothing hot about the Bengals right now. My prediction it is? Carolina 28 Bengals 17.
4. 666 Fat F%ck (Artie Lange) (+4.5) Miami over Green Bay (Miami can win outright, or lose by up to 4 points) – This pick is just gosh dang awful, even thought the Fins are my team, I wouldn’t touch them with a 10 foot pole. They couldn’t score at a house of ill repute. My Prediction: The Favres 21 Fins 10. Fiiiiire!!!!
Now I am going to lay on you…my trusted readers my can’t miss, super mega pick of the week. I am going to take the Cards, laying 3 on the road against the high schoolesque Oakland Raiders. All my picks are absolutely unguaranteed to win you anything except the disdain of your local bookie. Tell em Mike Rose sent ya. Ciao.
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Mike Rose’s Top 10 NFL Reach-Around Jones (Week 7)
Hey, I didn’t know the fins starting QB had a music career?
Random Ramblings..
Bah, I’m a sucker….I watched the whole flipping game. I knew when the fins couldn’t get into the end zone at the end of the game that Mare would come out and blow it, I saw it from a mile away (kind of like the Bledsoe pick-6 from last week). You know the ridiculocity of this whole thing is that, because I am on this 2000 calorie a day diet thing, I can’t even drink to take the pain away….why does God have to be so cruel? Yeah, you heard it here first, no drunk, crying Mike Rose on NFL Sundays and boy does that suck…Hoo-ah. Seriously though, I think we are going to lose to the Green Bay Favres this weekend, it’s inevitable. We can’t run the ball and we can’t pass the ball, we don’t even have any defensive backs to pick off Green Bay’s Favre-tastic errant passes. It’s really the story of my life.
1. Da Bears –
I’m going to keep them here, because of that amazing comeback Monday night. I know the Cardinals aren’t that good, but hey, Leinart looked semi-sharp until Chicago started laying the wood to him in the 2nd half. Now Chicago has some injury issues, but they are on a bye this weekend, so if Indy has a strong week, they may get passed up. Not to change the subject, but what exactly is Tony Kornheiser trying to do in the MNF booth? Is he taking this whole “heel” announcer thing to another level? I thought there was going to be a donnybrook in there between Theismann and him…what’s up with that, but I digress….
2. Indianapolis Colts –
The Colts are still good and they have the schizophrenic Washington Redskins this week. Should be an interesting game, but the Colts shouldn’t take them lightly, because you know…every given Sunday. I personally feel that the Redskins have no shot of going anywhere until they get rid of Brunell…
3. Denver Broncos –
Denver had an easy game last week against the Raiders and only managed to beat them by 10, but you have to remember, they are working at a dis-advantage….They have Jake Plummer at the helm, so it’s not exactly offense-o-rama. Their defense is very good and Champ Bailey is having a whale of a year.
4. San Diego –
They walloped San Fran-sissy-co last weekend and are at the very vanilla ice cream Kansas City Chiefs this weekend, their schedule may even be more weak than the Patriots. Rivers hasn’t really been tested yet, except against the Ravens in week 4 and we all know how he fared then..oh well, another week, another cream puff. San Diego 28 - KC 14…You heard it here first.
(To check out Mike's Entire Top Ten each week, join us at
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1. Crazy Alice (-4.5) Denver Broncos over Cleveland (Denver has to win by 5) – This is a great pick by Alice, even though Cleveland is a hard place to play. Denver plays smashmouth football (mostly because their QB sucks, but that’s another story) and will give the tough but hard luck Cleveland Browns everything they bargained for. My prediction for this game is Denver 21 Cleveland 10. Who dis?
2. Eric the Midget (-9) Indianapolis over Washington (Indy has to win by 10) – This pick is alright, but I really feel like the number is high, because Washington is truly a “Sybil” like team, one week they can play like ice cream, the next they play like ass cream. I just think that even though this game is in Indy, they could get caught, because Indy’s run defense isn’t strong, Portis could go off and have a big day and the Skins passing game would open up. My prediction for the game: Indy 28 Wash 21, Goodbye for now!!!
3. Bigfoot Mark It Is (-3) Cincinnati over Carolina (Bengals have to win by 4) – This is a bad pick in my opinion, because Cincy is a team on the decline and Carolina is a team on the upsurge, the Steve Smith/Jake Delhomme combo is hot and there is nothing hot about the Bengals right now. My prediction it is? Carolina 28 Bengals 17.
4. 666 Fat F%ck (Artie Lange) (+4.5) Miami over Green Bay (Miami can win outright, or lose by up to 4 points) – This pick is just gosh dang awful, even thought the Fins are my team, I wouldn’t touch them with a 10 foot pole. They couldn’t score at a house of ill repute. My Prediction: The Favres 21 Fins 10. Fiiiiire!!!!
Now I am going to lay on you…my trusted readers my can’t miss, super mega pick of the week. I am going to take the Cards, laying 3 on the road against the high schoolesque Oakland Raiders. All my picks are absolutely unguaranteed to win you anything except the disdain of your local bookie. Tell em Mike Rose sent ya. Ciao.
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Mike Rose’s Top 10 NFL Reach-Around Jones (Week 7)
Hey, I didn’t know the fins starting QB had a music career?
Random Ramblings..
Bah, I’m a sucker….I watched the whole flipping game. I knew when the fins couldn’t get into the end zone at the end of the game that Mare would come out and blow it, I saw it from a mile away (kind of like the Bledsoe pick-6 from last week). You know the ridiculocity of this whole thing is that, because I am on this 2000 calorie a day diet thing, I can’t even drink to take the pain away….why does God have to be so cruel? Yeah, you heard it here first, no drunk, crying Mike Rose on NFL Sundays and boy does that suck…Hoo-ah. Seriously though, I think we are going to lose to the Green Bay Favres this weekend, it’s inevitable. We can’t run the ball and we can’t pass the ball, we don’t even have any defensive backs to pick off Green Bay’s Favre-tastic errant passes. It’s really the story of my life.
1. Da Bears –
I’m going to keep them here, because of that amazing comeback Monday night. I know the Cardinals aren’t that good, but hey, Leinart looked semi-sharp until Chicago started laying the wood to him in the 2nd half. Now Chicago has some injury issues, but they are on a bye this weekend, so if Indy has a strong week, they may get passed up. Not to change the subject, but what exactly is Tony Kornheiser trying to do in the MNF booth? Is he taking this whole “heel” announcer thing to another level? I thought there was going to be a donnybrook in there between Theismann and him…what’s up with that, but I digress….
2. Indianapolis Colts –
The Colts are still good and they have the schizophrenic Washington Redskins this week. Should be an interesting game, but the Colts shouldn’t take them lightly, because you know…every given Sunday. I personally feel that the Redskins have no shot of going anywhere until they get rid of Brunell…
3. Denver Broncos –
Denver had an easy game last week against the Raiders and only managed to beat them by 10, but you have to remember, they are working at a dis-advantage….They have Jake Plummer at the helm, so it’s not exactly offense-o-rama. Their defense is very good and Champ Bailey is having a whale of a year.
4. San Diego –
They walloped San Fran-sissy-co last weekend and are at the very vanilla ice cream Kansas City Chiefs this weekend, their schedule may even be more weak than the Patriots. Rivers hasn’t really been tested yet, except against the Ravens in week 4 and we all know how he fared then..oh well, another week, another cream puff. San Diego 28 - KC 14…You heard it here first.
(To check out Mike's Entire Top Ten each week, join us at
Shrine
posted by Doc at 8:25 AM
Pre-order your copy of Artie Lange's Beer Leaque today!!
The reviews are still coming in:
Fiiiire! This movie is grossly underated. It ranks up there with classic's such as Henry Hill's "Goodfellas", John Cena's "The Marine", and Richard Christy's "Supertwink".
Order Here
posted by Doc at 5:27 AM
Meet The Frattos: Our Newest Howard Shrine Inductees!!!
Johnny Fratto came through and sent us,not one, but three autographed photos.
Check out these videos of the Frattos...
In Japan
In Paris
Try out some of Johnny's Gravy
Thanks Johnny!!!!!!!! YOU DA MAN!!
Check out these videos of the Frattos...
In Japan
In Paris
Try out some of Johnny's Gravy
Thanks Johnny!!!!!!!! YOU DA MAN!!
posted by Doc at 4:51 AM
Thursday, October 19, 2006
Wednesday, October 18, 2006
A PENNY FOR HOWARD STERN’S THOUGHTS…
ALONG WITH CELEBRITY SEXPLOITS, PORN STARS AND WACK PACK ANTICS!
HOWARD TV ON DEMAND PRESENTS MOST OUTLANDISH MOMENTS OF ’06 WITH THE HOWARD TV PREVIEW AVAILABLE ON DIGITAL CABLE NOVEMBER 3 -5 FOR JUST ONE CENT
FANS CAN VOTE FOR THEIR FAVORITE CLIPS ON HOWARD.TV
New York (October 9, 2006) – In Howard We Trust. Starting midnight on Friday, November 3rd through Sunday, November 5th, Howard Stern will give devoted fans and first timers an opportunity to relive the wildest, sexiest, funniest, most jaw-dropping moments of 2006 for just one cent with the HOWARD TV ON DEMAND PREVIEW. The weekend event will enable viewers to access an all-new special featuring the best-of antics, interviews and stunts from Howard Stern’s Sirius Satellite radio show, re-edited uncensored classic Stern show moments, original programming and excusive behind-the-scenes footage. The Howard TV Preview will add just a mere penny to customer’s regular cable bill.
The Howard TV Preview will feature the most stand-out, shocking clips from HOWARD TV ON DEMAND presented in outrageous categories including the Hottest Sybian Ride, Most Disturbing Sybian Ride, Best Celebrity Interview, Best Emotional Breakdown, Best Wack Pack Appearance, Craziest Stunt, Most Passionate Lesbian Kiss, Grossest Moment, Most Intense Fight, Sexiest Female Guest, Best Roast Performance, Best Drunken Moment and Best Original Episode. Celebrities featured in the special include Jenna Jameson, Sylvester Stallone, Pamela Anderson, Jenny McCarthy and many more.
After viewing the Preview, fans at home have a rare opportunity to voice their opinion and take part in the show’s year of debauchery by visiting www.howard.tv and voting for the best-of-the-best moments of the year. The ballot will be open on November 3rd through November 22nd. The winning clips will be shown exclusively on HOWARD TV in January.
“With the highly-anticipated launch of the Sirius Satellite show and HOWARD TV ON DEMAND, 2006 has proven to be a watershed year of renewed vitality in Howard’s shows. He is now unchained by the shackles of regulation and this one cent preview is a chance for everyone to see how great the newly uncensored format is,” said Robert D. Jacobson, president and CEO of iN DEMAND Networks.
Following the penny preview weekend, viewers will be able to pay the usual transactional On Demand price to watch the preview show throughout November. Subscribers to HOWARD TV ON DEMAND will have access to the preview show for free in the service during November. Visit www.howardtv/preview or contact your local cable provider for details.
About Howard TV On Demand
iN DEMAND Networks offers Stern fans an uncensored window into Howard’s new freedom on satellite radio with digital cable’s premium video-on-demand (SVOD) service HOWARD TV ON DEMAND. The service allows digital cable subscribers to bring Howard Stern’s colorful cast of characters right into their living rooms 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. As the only place to see Stern, the “all-Stern-all-the-time” themed SVOD offers opportunities to exclusively view the daily Sirius shows as well as original programming conceptualized by the sultan of shock himself.
Fans are able to get these brand new shows at the touch of a button as well as access an archive of some of the best moments from Howard’s expansive television library. The HOWARD TV ON DEMAND SVOD service is currently available to 24 million digital cable subscribers on Comcast, Time Warner Cable, Cox Communications, Cablevision, Charter Communications, Patriot Media and Rogers cable systems for $13.99 per month (SRP).
About iN DEMAND Networks
iN DEMAND Networks is dedicated to providing innovative, exciting entertainment that is delivered through cable television’s best technologies. The leader in Pay-Per-View (PPV), Video-On-Demand (VOD), and high-definition (HD) programming, the company is a pioneer in connecting consumers with the entertainment they want to see, when they want it. iN DEMAND delivers programming through four distinct areas of business – Premium VOD services such as Howard Stern On Demand, which brings renowned radio personality Howard Stern to his fans the way it was always meant to be; Scheduled PPV programming that includes first-run movies, mega events and the digital out-of-market sports packages MLB EXTRA INNINGS, NBA LEAGUE PASS, NHL CENTER ICE, and MLS DIRECT KICK; VOD blockbuster movies and events such as boxing, mixed martial arts and concerts; and HDTV through two 24-hour linear networks, INHD and INHD2, the most widely distributed all-HD networks on cable. The company's shareholders are Comcast iN DEMAND Holdings, Inc., Cox Communications Holdings, Inc., and Time Warner Entertainment - Advance/Newhouse Partnership. Further information about the company can be found at www.indemand.com.
HOWARD TV ON DEMAND PRESENTS MOST OUTLANDISH MOMENTS OF ’06 WITH THE HOWARD TV PREVIEW AVAILABLE ON DIGITAL CABLE NOVEMBER 3 -5 FOR JUST ONE CENT
FANS CAN VOTE FOR THEIR FAVORITE CLIPS ON HOWARD.TV
New York (October 9, 2006) – In Howard We Trust. Starting midnight on Friday, November 3rd through Sunday, November 5th, Howard Stern will give devoted fans and first timers an opportunity to relive the wildest, sexiest, funniest, most jaw-dropping moments of 2006 for just one cent with the HOWARD TV ON DEMAND PREVIEW. The weekend event will enable viewers to access an all-new special featuring the best-of antics, interviews and stunts from Howard Stern’s Sirius Satellite radio show, re-edited uncensored classic Stern show moments, original programming and excusive behind-the-scenes footage. The Howard TV Preview will add just a mere penny to customer’s regular cable bill.
The Howard TV Preview will feature the most stand-out, shocking clips from HOWARD TV ON DEMAND presented in outrageous categories including the Hottest Sybian Ride, Most Disturbing Sybian Ride, Best Celebrity Interview, Best Emotional Breakdown, Best Wack Pack Appearance, Craziest Stunt, Most Passionate Lesbian Kiss, Grossest Moment, Most Intense Fight, Sexiest Female Guest, Best Roast Performance, Best Drunken Moment and Best Original Episode. Celebrities featured in the special include Jenna Jameson, Sylvester Stallone, Pamela Anderson, Jenny McCarthy and many more.
After viewing the Preview, fans at home have a rare opportunity to voice their opinion and take part in the show’s year of debauchery by visiting www.howard.tv and voting for the best-of-the-best moments of the year. The ballot will be open on November 3rd through November 22nd. The winning clips will be shown exclusively on HOWARD TV in January.
“With the highly-anticipated launch of the Sirius Satellite show and HOWARD TV ON DEMAND, 2006 has proven to be a watershed year of renewed vitality in Howard’s shows. He is now unchained by the shackles of regulation and this one cent preview is a chance for everyone to see how great the newly uncensored format is,” said Robert D. Jacobson, president and CEO of iN DEMAND Networks.
Following the penny preview weekend, viewers will be able to pay the usual transactional On Demand price to watch the preview show throughout November. Subscribers to HOWARD TV ON DEMAND will have access to the preview show for free in the service during November. Visit www.howardtv/preview or contact your local cable provider for details.
About Howard TV On Demand
iN DEMAND Networks offers Stern fans an uncensored window into Howard’s new freedom on satellite radio with digital cable’s premium video-on-demand (SVOD) service HOWARD TV ON DEMAND. The service allows digital cable subscribers to bring Howard Stern’s colorful cast of characters right into their living rooms 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. As the only place to see Stern, the “all-Stern-all-the-time” themed SVOD offers opportunities to exclusively view the daily Sirius shows as well as original programming conceptualized by the sultan of shock himself.
Fans are able to get these brand new shows at the touch of a button as well as access an archive of some of the best moments from Howard’s expansive television library. The HOWARD TV ON DEMAND SVOD service is currently available to 24 million digital cable subscribers on Comcast, Time Warner Cable, Cox Communications, Cablevision, Charter Communications, Patriot Media and Rogers cable systems for $13.99 per month (SRP).
About iN DEMAND Networks
iN DEMAND Networks is dedicated to providing innovative, exciting entertainment that is delivered through cable television’s best technologies. The leader in Pay-Per-View (PPV), Video-On-Demand (VOD), and high-definition (HD) programming, the company is a pioneer in connecting consumers with the entertainment they want to see, when they want it. iN DEMAND delivers programming through four distinct areas of business – Premium VOD services such as Howard Stern On Demand, which brings renowned radio personality Howard Stern to his fans the way it was always meant to be; Scheduled PPV programming that includes first-run movies, mega events and the digital out-of-market sports packages MLB EXTRA INNINGS, NBA LEAGUE PASS, NHL CENTER ICE, and MLS DIRECT KICK; VOD blockbuster movies and events such as boxing, mixed martial arts and concerts; and HDTV through two 24-hour linear networks, INHD and INHD2, the most widely distributed all-HD networks on cable. The company's shareholders are Comcast iN DEMAND Holdings, Inc., Cox Communications Holdings, Inc., and Time Warner Entertainment - Advance/Newhouse Partnership. Further information about the company can be found at www.indemand.com.
posted by Doc at 5:41 AM
Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Howardshrine.net vs Sternfannetwork.com: The Video
A message for Mutt the Pig...
Director's cut:
watch here
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The following is a message left on my answering machine the night sternfannetwork was shut down by its server when they learned that Joey Boots posted my personal information on the board, and the owner, Mutt the Pig, refused to remove it despite being asked to do so for weeks.
Listen here
Does the voice sound familar? It should PEOPLE!!
Director's cut:
watch here
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The following is a message left on my answering machine the night sternfannetwork was shut down by its server when they learned that Joey Boots posted my personal information on the board, and the owner, Mutt the Pig, refused to remove it despite being asked to do so for weeks.
Listen here
Does the voice sound familar? It should PEOPLE!!
posted by Doc at 3:38 AM
Monday, October 16, 2006
A message from Misty the Prostitute!!
Brie is in school and it makes traveling difficult. I am going to trade in my car for a truck and then find a camper to pull or put
on the back and create "Misty's Mobile Whorehouse", and I'm sure Howard would love to hear about that. It's hard for my little vagina to support all my endeavors, but she does her best!
I really want to thank Howard for allowing me to defend myself against ja, Nice Dick, ins on. Very nice.
Like right now, the State Board of Labor and Industry is doing an investigation on me because of an ad I ran for my church that advertised free midwife services to new and expectant teen moms. I am battling them right now for the "midwife" title. I didn't advertize that I was certified so I think I will beat the state. Midwifery is the other "woman's job" of biblical times, and
so I want to have that one, too. What else did women do back then for a living? I am really reliving the bible as much as I can, but having an intelligent discussion about religion might be beyond the scope of the Stern show. I am pretty sure i am bringing my little 19 year old hottie/nanny/friend/drummer/backup-singer with me next time I go,and Howard and everyone are really gonna love her, but I dont know what to tell Will about content. I really want to be better prepared next time. I want Bryndal to be discovered in New York. I think Howard could help with that. And I
need help, too. Hopefully, I can get to a point that people can reach me through the Internet, and I can get some help with this whole Bible rewrite; christian messiah thing. I know what I'm doing, but it's a big fuckin job. I need a publicist, and a publisher. You'd think i could find 12 people who want to help me. You can't argue with right.
(Can you help Misty out? You can reach her at christianmessiah@hotmail.com)
on the back and create "Misty's Mobile Whorehouse", and I'm sure Howard would love to hear about that. It's hard for my little vagina to support all my endeavors, but she does her best!
I really want to thank Howard for allowing me to defend myself against ja, Nice Dick, ins on. Very nice.
Like right now, the State Board of Labor and Industry is doing an investigation on me because of an ad I ran for my church that advertised free midwife services to new and expectant teen moms. I am battling them right now for the "midwife" title. I didn't advertize that I was certified so I think I will beat the state. Midwifery is the other "woman's job" of biblical times, and
so I want to have that one, too. What else did women do back then for a living? I am really reliving the bible as much as I can, but having an intelligent discussion about religion might be beyond the scope of the Stern show. I am pretty sure i am bringing my little 19 year old hottie/nanny/friend/drummer/backup-singer with me next time I go,and Howard and everyone are really gonna love her, but I dont know what to tell Will about content. I really want to be better prepared next time. I want Bryndal to be discovered in New York. I think Howard could help with that. And I
need help, too. Hopefully, I can get to a point that people can reach me through the Internet, and I can get some help with this whole Bible rewrite; christian messiah thing. I know what I'm doing, but it's a big fuckin job. I need a publicist, and a publisher. You'd think i could find 12 people who want to help me. You can't argue with right.
(Can you help Misty out? You can reach her at christianmessiah@hotmail.com)
posted by Doc at 6:46 AM
I hung out with Miss Howard Stern Andrea today by Bob Thorney
I hung out with 'Miss Howard Stern' Andrea today! I haven't seen her in over 2 years! The last time I saw her was before she got her new teeth and new boobs!
Anyways, I was invited to her photoshoot for 'Girls and Corpses' magazine. She is going to be in the December issue. Actually this "magazine" is really only a webzine right now. However, I heard that starting in January 2007 it will be a hard copy magazine as well. So, unfortunately the issue with Andrea won't be a hard copy magazine.
Anyways, I got to the photoshoot in the afternoon and it was half-way done. The photos are going to be really funny from what I saw. The publisher said the photoshoot went great. Afterwards we all watched a couple of her DVD's ( 'Dopes Go Wild' and 'Wild In Vegas' ) which I had brought along. Andrea hadn't even seen her DVD's before! That was pretty funny to watch and to see her reaction to the scenes.
Then Andrea and her lawyer boyfriend Jim and I went to Universal City Walk and had dinner at BB King's Blues Club . There were a number of bands and musicians that were on stage there. Andrea had been drinking Jack at the photoshoot and had some more at the restaurant. She also took out a prescription bottle of lexapro from her purse and took half a pill. I asked her is she should be taking that with alcohol. She just smiled. She also had some other prescription bottles in her purse such as ambien and I don't remember what else. I joked that she had a pharmacy in her purse! At one point she was telling me a story and she slammed her hand on the table and her cola and ice cubes spilled all over the table! Then she wanted to smoke in the restaurant and we told her that she couldn't and that it was against the law in California. So she went outside to smoke. There were some Howard Stern fans that recognized her and she was complaining to them about not being able to smoke inside the restaurant. She said that she was going to go on the Howard Stern Show to complain about it. She also said that she was going to complain to governor Arnold Schwarzenegger about it and have the law changed! A girl asked Andrea if she could see her breasts and Andrea quickly showed one of her boobs to her! After she finished her cigarette I got her to go back inside the restaurant. She had pasta which she wolfed down in about 5 minutes! Plus she had mashed potatos which she ate most of. Then she ate some of my french fries. (She's gained some weight since she's been out of rehab.)
She was enjoying the music of the bands and was waiving her arms and dancing in her seat. Some of the bands were latin, and Andrea was yelling out stuff in Spanish, like "uno, dos, tres, cinco." (She forgot the "cuatro"!) And she was yelling out "dolce" and then she aksed me what dolce means! Then she was yelling out "Cinco de Mayo" and then she asked me what Cinco de Mayo means! There were people dancing on the dance floor in front of the stage. Andrea wanted to dance but we were concerned that she would fall down. Eventually she fell asleep on my arm in the restaurant! Jim took some funny pictures of that. We had a hard time getting her to wake up and leave the restaurant. Then as we were driving out of Universal City, she demanded that we go to McDonald's so that she could get a cheesburger and a shake! Jim tried to discourage her from that idea, but she was making a scene about it, so I pulled into a Fatburger restaurant that was right in front of us and Jim went in to get her a cheeseburger and a shake. While waiting in the car, Andrea kept asking me if Jim was getting her a cheesburger and she kept saying that she was going to murder him if he didn't get her a cheeseburger! And she kept honking the horn of my car. After a long wait, Jim came back to the car with the shake which he gave to Andrea and a bag which I assume had a cheeseburger in it.
I drove them back to their hotel and Andrea didn't want to walk to the hotel room, so Jim had to carry her! It was a long way to carry her. I told him that we should have gotten a luggage cart to put her on! Then in the elevator she laid down on the floor! Jim picked her up and then she laid down on the floor just outside the elevator. Jim picked her up again and then she laid down on the floor just outside the hotel room. Jim picked her up again and got her inside the room and I said goodnight and left.
Anyways, I was invited to her photoshoot for 'Girls and Corpses' magazine. She is going to be in the December issue. Actually this "magazine" is really only a webzine right now. However, I heard that starting in January 2007 it will be a hard copy magazine as well. So, unfortunately the issue with Andrea won't be a hard copy magazine.
Anyways, I got to the photoshoot in the afternoon and it was half-way done. The photos are going to be really funny from what I saw. The publisher said the photoshoot went great. Afterwards we all watched a couple of her DVD's ( 'Dopes Go Wild' and 'Wild In Vegas' ) which I had brought along. Andrea hadn't even seen her DVD's before! That was pretty funny to watch and to see her reaction to the scenes.
Then Andrea and her lawyer boyfriend Jim and I went to Universal City Walk and had dinner at BB King's Blues Club . There were a number of bands and musicians that were on stage there. Andrea had been drinking Jack at the photoshoot and had some more at the restaurant. She also took out a prescription bottle of lexapro from her purse and took half a pill. I asked her is she should be taking that with alcohol. She just smiled. She also had some other prescription bottles in her purse such as ambien and I don't remember what else. I joked that she had a pharmacy in her purse! At one point she was telling me a story and she slammed her hand on the table and her cola and ice cubes spilled all over the table! Then she wanted to smoke in the restaurant and we told her that she couldn't and that it was against the law in California. So she went outside to smoke. There were some Howard Stern fans that recognized her and she was complaining to them about not being able to smoke inside the restaurant. She said that she was going to go on the Howard Stern Show to complain about it. She also said that she was going to complain to governor Arnold Schwarzenegger about it and have the law changed! A girl asked Andrea if she could see her breasts and Andrea quickly showed one of her boobs to her! After she finished her cigarette I got her to go back inside the restaurant. She had pasta which she wolfed down in about 5 minutes! Plus she had mashed potatos which she ate most of. Then she ate some of my french fries. (She's gained some weight since she's been out of rehab.)
She was enjoying the music of the bands and was waiving her arms and dancing in her seat. Some of the bands were latin, and Andrea was yelling out stuff in Spanish, like "uno, dos, tres, cinco." (She forgot the "cuatro"!) And she was yelling out "dolce" and then she aksed me what dolce means! Then she was yelling out "Cinco de Mayo" and then she asked me what Cinco de Mayo means! There were people dancing on the dance floor in front of the stage. Andrea wanted to dance but we were concerned that she would fall down. Eventually she fell asleep on my arm in the restaurant! Jim took some funny pictures of that. We had a hard time getting her to wake up and leave the restaurant. Then as we were driving out of Universal City, she demanded that we go to McDonald's so that she could get a cheesburger and a shake! Jim tried to discourage her from that idea, but she was making a scene about it, so I pulled into a Fatburger restaurant that was right in front of us and Jim went in to get her a cheeseburger and a shake. While waiting in the car, Andrea kept asking me if Jim was getting her a cheesburger and she kept saying that she was going to murder him if he didn't get her a cheeseburger! And she kept honking the horn of my car. After a long wait, Jim came back to the car with the shake which he gave to Andrea and a bag which I assume had a cheeseburger in it.
I drove them back to their hotel and Andrea didn't want to walk to the hotel room, so Jim had to carry her! It was a long way to carry her. I told him that we should have gotten a luggage cart to put her on! Then in the elevator she laid down on the floor! Jim picked her up and then she laid down on the floor just outside the elevator. Jim picked her up again and then she laid down on the floor just outside the hotel room. Jim picked her up again and got her inside the room and I said goodnight and left.
posted by Doc at 6:41 AM
Saturday, October 14, 2006
Howardshrine.net is down!!
I have notified the support team. Just have to wait and see what they come up with. Is this the work of mutt the pig and his sheep? or perhaps someone higher up the ladder of conspiracy? Hopefully we will have an answer soon.
Maybe it's time for a Shrine 100 News update.
I was contacted by Bigfoot Mark yesterday who is stranded in NYC, and is pennyless. He needs at least $60 to $100 to gas up his Caddy or was it a Limo and get back to Vermont. I offered to help him set up a website in exchange for his autograph for the shrine. Look for www.bigfootmark.net to be online soon. He is also running out of his medication. If you can help Mark out, email him at bigfootitis@yahoo.com.
I am working on a few news videos. One of the new Shrine location. Yes, the Shrine is moving to a new home by Thanksgiving. I notified Howard TV and the Stern show to let them know in case they wanted to capture the Shrine in all its glory at its present location. No one got back to me. That's too bad.........for the fans.
Here is the last video I did of the Shrine. I hope to make one more before the move.
shrine movie
I am also working on a video to challenge Mutt the Pig to a boxing match. I am tired of his constant lying about me. Time for talking is over. It's time to bust skulls. This pig is nothing but a lying sack of garbage. There is no need to debate this piece of trash. Shove any sitdown up your ass. Wise up Sirius...Wise up Howard...and distance yourself from this idiot as soon as you can.
On the interview front, we are just finishing up one with Mark the Bagger that will be online soon. I have made arrangements to do interviews with Rod Barry, KDK, and JD's smokin hot lover, Kimberly Kane.
Finally, is Johnny Fratto a liar and a cheat? Months ago I did an interview with Johnny. I offered Johnny a copy of Howardshrine: The Book in exchange for an autographed photo. Mutt the Pig on the SFN cesspool a few weeks ago said that Johnny was donating a custom made bike to SFN. Mutt the Pig went on to say that although he wanted to keep the bike for himself he was going to give it to one of the members with some kind of contest. I contacted Johnny and said to him, hey Johnny, you are giving SFN a custom made bike, and yet, I have been waiting for weeks for the autographed photo you promised me. What's up with that Johnny? Johnny replied back that he was giving SFN a bike to auction off for charity and that he would do the same for the Shrine. Then he told me that he would get the photo out to me that week. He was in Japan and that was the reason for the delay. Oh, ok...the bike is for charity, and you are finally going to keep your word and send me an autographed photo in the self addressed stamped envelope I sent you with the book. That's cool. A few short days later, Mutt the Pig posted on the SFN cesspool that the bike was almost done and that Johnny told him he could do anything he wanted with the bike. I thought it was for charity Johnny? You tell me one thing, and you tell Mutt the Pig something else? Or is Mutt the pig lying again? That's always possible.
By the way, I still haven't received my autograph Johnny. Is Johnny Fratto a liar and a cheat?
Hmmm.......
(Update: Although it took a little coaxing with this blog, Johnny came through in a big way, and sent me autographed photos from himself, his son Johnny, and even one from his youngest, Joey. Thanks Johnny!!)
Maybe it's time for a Shrine 100 News update.
I was contacted by Bigfoot Mark yesterday who is stranded in NYC, and is pennyless. He needs at least $60 to $100 to gas up his Caddy or was it a Limo and get back to Vermont. I offered to help him set up a website in exchange for his autograph for the shrine. Look for www.bigfootmark.net to be online soon. He is also running out of his medication. If you can help Mark out, email him at bigfootitis@yahoo.com.
I am working on a few news videos. One of the new Shrine location. Yes, the Shrine is moving to a new home by Thanksgiving. I notified Howard TV and the Stern show to let them know in case they wanted to capture the Shrine in all its glory at its present location. No one got back to me. That's too bad.........for the fans.
Here is the last video I did of the Shrine. I hope to make one more before the move.
shrine movie
I am also working on a video to challenge Mutt the Pig to a boxing match. I am tired of his constant lying about me. Time for talking is over. It's time to bust skulls. This pig is nothing but a lying sack of garbage. There is no need to debate this piece of trash. Shove any sitdown up your ass. Wise up Sirius...Wise up Howard...and distance yourself from this idiot as soon as you can.
On the interview front, we are just finishing up one with Mark the Bagger that will be online soon. I have made arrangements to do interviews with Rod Barry, KDK, and JD's smokin hot lover, Kimberly Kane.
Finally, is Johnny Fratto a liar and a cheat? Months ago I did an interview with Johnny. I offered Johnny a copy of Howardshrine: The Book in exchange for an autographed photo. Mutt the Pig on the SFN cesspool a few weeks ago said that Johnny was donating a custom made bike to SFN. Mutt the Pig went on to say that although he wanted to keep the bike for himself he was going to give it to one of the members with some kind of contest. I contacted Johnny and said to him, hey Johnny, you are giving SFN a custom made bike, and yet, I have been waiting for weeks for the autographed photo you promised me. What's up with that Johnny? Johnny replied back that he was giving SFN a bike to auction off for charity and that he would do the same for the Shrine. Then he told me that he would get the photo out to me that week. He was in Japan and that was the reason for the delay. Oh, ok...the bike is for charity, and you are finally going to keep your word and send me an autographed photo in the self addressed stamped envelope I sent you with the book. That's cool. A few short days later, Mutt the Pig posted on the SFN cesspool that the bike was almost done and that Johnny told him he could do anything he wanted with the bike. I thought it was for charity Johnny? You tell me one thing, and you tell Mutt the Pig something else? Or is Mutt the pig lying again? That's always possible.
By the way, I still haven't received my autograph Johnny. Is Johnny Fratto a liar and a cheat?
Hmmm.......
(Update: Although it took a little coaxing with this blog, Johnny came through in a big way, and sent me autographed photos from himself, his son Johnny, and even one from his youngest, Joey. Thanks Johnny!!)
posted by Doc at 5:43 PM
The Howard Stern football picks by Mike Rose
Who’s picks are the smartest this week:
1. Artie (Seattle – 2) – Seattle on the road over an overrated St Louis Rams team is a gimme. Smart pick, because St. Louis isn’t anywhere as near good as their record reflects. My Prediction: Seattle 28 Rams 17
2. (Tie) Bigfoot Mark and E. Elliott Offen (NY Jets -2) – Another decent pick, the Jets are coming off a humiliating performance against Jax and need to get their home fans fired up. The only problem with the Dolphins/Jets Rivalry, is that it doesn’t matter what the records are, both of these teams hate each other and I have seen games where the Jets come into this game 1-6 and blow the Dolphins and Vice Versa. Bottom line, it’s a decent pick, but there are better ones out there, my prediction: NY Jets 21 Miami 14
3. Crazy Alice (Denver – 16) – I said it last week and I will say it again, double digit spreads in the NFL are untouchable. 16 points is too many to give up, especially with Jake Plummer at the helm for Denver. Alice is Crazy… My Prediction: Denver 21 Oakland 13
I picked the Eagles laying 3 on the road against the New Orleans Saints, because the Saints are not for real. My Prediction: Eagles 28 Saints 17
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Mike Rose Speaks the Truth (Week 6)
Mike Rose’s Top 10 NFL Reach-Around Jones
J-E-T-S Suck Suck Suck
Random Ramblings..
Predictability was the name of the game last weekend for my beloved Dolphins, and while C-Pep didn’t play, Joey H. supplied me with the same kind of heartache and bile (0TD, 2 INT) so I wouldn’t have any separation anxiety, I appreciate that Nickles. I’m not going to say that we had a chance to win this game, because we didn’t, but the fins definitely had a shot to score a couple of times and didn’t capitalize, because of what appears to me to be a crappy offensive gameplan, without any flexibility to improvise, given the situation. It seems like Malarkey lines up a list of plays and they roll through them, regardless of the situation, with nary an audible to be found….Another fins item I can’t let idly go by is the fact that Nickles is having problems dealing with the media down here. Hey Bucko, this ain’t Baton Rouge, people are going to question your decisions, man up and accept it, answer the questions and call it a day. My prediction for Sunday? J-E-T-S 21 Miami 14, another loss for my peeps…..Can the Redskins be on a crazier roller coaster ride? They come out and play tough against Jax’s solid defense, but fizzle against the Giants mediocre defense, what’s up with that? I mean 164 net yards is just pathetic, it’s time for Coach Gibbs to give Jason Campbell a shot before the season is ruined….The Browns played like crap, 1 week after looking sharp, I guess the Panthers are putting it back together. Maybe they’ll make an appearance in my reach around jones again before the end of the season. Enough of my yappin….Let’s Boogie!!!
1. Da Bears – I’m usually a “To be a man, you have to beat the man” kind of guy, but Da Bears flat out annihilated the Bills last weekend and the Colts barely squeaked by the incredibly crappy Tennessee squad. I made the call, if you disagree, I’m sorry, but Da Bears are just that good. They have the Cardinals this week, which may be a test for their defensive secondary, but the Bears should have no problems stopping Edge James or putting Matt Leinart on his can. I predict another big win for Da Bears.
2. Indianapolis Colts – The Colts are good, but they had a tepid outing versus an awful Titans squad, that combined with a bye this week knocks them down one to #2. Aww…pitty poo. It is pathetic though, when you can only manage to put up 14 points on that team. Unbelievable, considering that the Colts were an 18 ½ point favorite ( I think any number about 14 is ridiculous in the NFL).
3. Philadelphia Eagles –That game between the Cowboys and the Eagles was the game of the week. Watching Bledsoe snatch defeat from the jaws of victory with that interception was sooo Bledsoe like. Donavan McNabb has been playing great this year and has been healthy, which is a good omen for the Iggles, but a premier wideout has yet to stand up for them, with Baskett and Brown having big games last week, but no real consistency from that spot. My other observation on this team is that they need to stop using Westbrook so much or he’s going to break down. The Iggles are at the Saints this weekend, so we will find out if the Saints are for real, or not.
4. Denver Broncos – The Broncos beat a good Baltimore Ravens team in a very boring game that ended with Plummer having a stellar 109 Yds Passing. If they didn’t have a great running game, the Broncos would be screwed…no doubt about it. But they played very well and managed to score a touchdown and 2 field goals on the tough Baltimore D. This week they play the ridiculously bad Oakland Raiders, so expect Jake to really lay it on thick an put up a fat 130 yds passing. Just kidding, they will win this week by at least 10. Mark it down.
5. Baltimore Ravens – Well, they lost to a good Denver team last weekend, but their offense really sputtered. They managed to gain 257 net yards, but were only able to score one field goal. McNair did not have a good game, he was sacked 2 times and threw 3 interceptions, those are really Favretastic numbers and he better get his act together, if the Ravens are going anywhere this year…man, I have been waiting all season to use the word Favretastic.
6. San Diego Chargers- Are the Bolts that good, or are the Steelers that bad? I really think it’s a combination of the 2. Phil Rivers looked good and put up some decent numbers (244yds, 2TD, 1INT) and actually seemed to be comfortable under the center, despite being sacked 4 times by the Steelers’ D. The Bolts have a few nice weapons and could really do damage in the playoffs if he keeps his head screwed on straight. To kind of comment a little on the Steelers, I don’t know what’s going on there with Roethlisberger, but something is definitely wrong. Maybe he rushed back too fast from the motorcycle accident. Maybe Cowher is pulling a “Kordell” on him, let’s see if the talk of him being gay shows up in the media…Back on topic, the Chargers have the San Fran-sissy-co 49ers this week, so I anticipate the inevitable win for them.
7. New England Patriots – The Patriots performed exactly as I predicted and looked okay against my awful Miami Dolphins, I still don’t think they are that good with the exception of their QB and their defensive line, however playing in the crappy AFC East is going to pad their record and at least put them in the playoffs. They are off this week, so I really have no other comments other than I hate them.
8. Cincinnati Bengals - The Bengals were off last week and have to go into Tampa this week and play the disappointing Bucs, should be an easy win for them.
9. Seattle Seahawks – They were off last week as well, but I moved them up in the rankings by virtue of the fact that they get to play a very overrated Rams team this week. I expect the Seahawks to bury the Rams and their easy schedule. I have been wrong in the past, but the Rams defense is 22nd in the league. Seattle should have it made in the shade.
10. New Orleans Saints – I’m still not a believer, but they are 4-1. That stands for something. That being said, they have Philly this week and we will see if they are for real or not. More than likely not, but they’re offense is ranked 7th in the league and their defense is 13th. So I will give them another chance in this spot.
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Join the Howardshrine family to check out Mike's picks each week.
1. Artie (Seattle – 2) – Seattle on the road over an overrated St Louis Rams team is a gimme. Smart pick, because St. Louis isn’t anywhere as near good as their record reflects. My Prediction: Seattle 28 Rams 17
2. (Tie) Bigfoot Mark and E. Elliott Offen (NY Jets -2) – Another decent pick, the Jets are coming off a humiliating performance against Jax and need to get their home fans fired up. The only problem with the Dolphins/Jets Rivalry, is that it doesn’t matter what the records are, both of these teams hate each other and I have seen games where the Jets come into this game 1-6 and blow the Dolphins and Vice Versa. Bottom line, it’s a decent pick, but there are better ones out there, my prediction: NY Jets 21 Miami 14
3. Crazy Alice (Denver – 16) – I said it last week and I will say it again, double digit spreads in the NFL are untouchable. 16 points is too many to give up, especially with Jake Plummer at the helm for Denver. Alice is Crazy… My Prediction: Denver 21 Oakland 13
I picked the Eagles laying 3 on the road against the New Orleans Saints, because the Saints are not for real. My Prediction: Eagles 28 Saints 17
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Mike Rose Speaks the Truth (Week 6)
Mike Rose’s Top 10 NFL Reach-Around Jones
J-E-T-S Suck Suck Suck
Random Ramblings..
Predictability was the name of the game last weekend for my beloved Dolphins, and while C-Pep didn’t play, Joey H. supplied me with the same kind of heartache and bile (0TD, 2 INT) so I wouldn’t have any separation anxiety, I appreciate that Nickles. I’m not going to say that we had a chance to win this game, because we didn’t, but the fins definitely had a shot to score a couple of times and didn’t capitalize, because of what appears to me to be a crappy offensive gameplan, without any flexibility to improvise, given the situation. It seems like Malarkey lines up a list of plays and they roll through them, regardless of the situation, with nary an audible to be found….Another fins item I can’t let idly go by is the fact that Nickles is having problems dealing with the media down here. Hey Bucko, this ain’t Baton Rouge, people are going to question your decisions, man up and accept it, answer the questions and call it a day. My prediction for Sunday? J-E-T-S 21 Miami 14, another loss for my peeps…..Can the Redskins be on a crazier roller coaster ride? They come out and play tough against Jax’s solid defense, but fizzle against the Giants mediocre defense, what’s up with that? I mean 164 net yards is just pathetic, it’s time for Coach Gibbs to give Jason Campbell a shot before the season is ruined….The Browns played like crap, 1 week after looking sharp, I guess the Panthers are putting it back together. Maybe they’ll make an appearance in my reach around jones again before the end of the season. Enough of my yappin….Let’s Boogie!!!
1. Da Bears – I’m usually a “To be a man, you have to beat the man” kind of guy, but Da Bears flat out annihilated the Bills last weekend and the Colts barely squeaked by the incredibly crappy Tennessee squad. I made the call, if you disagree, I’m sorry, but Da Bears are just that good. They have the Cardinals this week, which may be a test for their defensive secondary, but the Bears should have no problems stopping Edge James or putting Matt Leinart on his can. I predict another big win for Da Bears.
2. Indianapolis Colts – The Colts are good, but they had a tepid outing versus an awful Titans squad, that combined with a bye this week knocks them down one to #2. Aww…pitty poo. It is pathetic though, when you can only manage to put up 14 points on that team. Unbelievable, considering that the Colts were an 18 ½ point favorite ( I think any number about 14 is ridiculous in the NFL).
3. Philadelphia Eagles –That game between the Cowboys and the Eagles was the game of the week. Watching Bledsoe snatch defeat from the jaws of victory with that interception was sooo Bledsoe like. Donavan McNabb has been playing great this year and has been healthy, which is a good omen for the Iggles, but a premier wideout has yet to stand up for them, with Baskett and Brown having big games last week, but no real consistency from that spot. My other observation on this team is that they need to stop using Westbrook so much or he’s going to break down. The Iggles are at the Saints this weekend, so we will find out if the Saints are for real, or not.
4. Denver Broncos – The Broncos beat a good Baltimore Ravens team in a very boring game that ended with Plummer having a stellar 109 Yds Passing. If they didn’t have a great running game, the Broncos would be screwed…no doubt about it. But they played very well and managed to score a touchdown and 2 field goals on the tough Baltimore D. This week they play the ridiculously bad Oakland Raiders, so expect Jake to really lay it on thick an put up a fat 130 yds passing. Just kidding, they will win this week by at least 10. Mark it down.
5. Baltimore Ravens – Well, they lost to a good Denver team last weekend, but their offense really sputtered. They managed to gain 257 net yards, but were only able to score one field goal. McNair did not have a good game, he was sacked 2 times and threw 3 interceptions, those are really Favretastic numbers and he better get his act together, if the Ravens are going anywhere this year…man, I have been waiting all season to use the word Favretastic.
6. San Diego Chargers- Are the Bolts that good, or are the Steelers that bad? I really think it’s a combination of the 2. Phil Rivers looked good and put up some decent numbers (244yds, 2TD, 1INT) and actually seemed to be comfortable under the center, despite being sacked 4 times by the Steelers’ D. The Bolts have a few nice weapons and could really do damage in the playoffs if he keeps his head screwed on straight. To kind of comment a little on the Steelers, I don’t know what’s going on there with Roethlisberger, but something is definitely wrong. Maybe he rushed back too fast from the motorcycle accident. Maybe Cowher is pulling a “Kordell” on him, let’s see if the talk of him being gay shows up in the media…Back on topic, the Chargers have the San Fran-sissy-co 49ers this week, so I anticipate the inevitable win for them.
7. New England Patriots – The Patriots performed exactly as I predicted and looked okay against my awful Miami Dolphins, I still don’t think they are that good with the exception of their QB and their defensive line, however playing in the crappy AFC East is going to pad their record and at least put them in the playoffs. They are off this week, so I really have no other comments other than I hate them.
8. Cincinnati Bengals - The Bengals were off last week and have to go into Tampa this week and play the disappointing Bucs, should be an easy win for them.
9. Seattle Seahawks – They were off last week as well, but I moved them up in the rankings by virtue of the fact that they get to play a very overrated Rams team this week. I expect the Seahawks to bury the Rams and their easy schedule. I have been wrong in the past, but the Rams defense is 22nd in the league. Seattle should have it made in the shade.
10. New Orleans Saints – I’m still not a believer, but they are 4-1. That stands for something. That being said, they have Philly this week and we will see if they are for real or not. More than likely not, but they’re offense is ranked 7th in the league and their defense is 13th. So I will give them another chance in this spot.
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posted by Doc at 5:57 AM
Friday, October 13, 2006
BREAKING HOWARDSHRINE NEWS!!!!!!!!!!!!!
First there was Howardshrine: The Shrines (1,2,and 3)
Then came Howardshrine: The Website
Then came Howardshrine: The Movie(s)
Then came Howardshrine: The Blog
Then came Howardshrine: The Message Board
Then came Howardshrine: The Book
Then came Howardshrine: The HS Film Festival Movies
Working on a video now to reveal the very early stages of
Howardshrine: The Bar and Comedy Club
Hey Now!!!!
To whom it may concern, try and keep the Shrine down all you want.............but just so you know......
It's not possible!!!!!!!!!
(Stay tuned for details of this major move in Howardshrine history)
Then came Howardshrine: The Website
Then came Howardshrine: The Movie(s)
Then came Howardshrine: The Blog
Then came Howardshrine: The Message Board
Then came Howardshrine: The Book
Then came Howardshrine: The HS Film Festival Movies
Working on a video now to reveal the very early stages of
Howardshrine: The Bar and Comedy Club
Hey Now!!!!
To whom it may concern, try and keep the Shrine down all you want.............but just so you know......
It's not possible!!!!!!!!!
(Stay tuned for details of this major move in Howardshrine history)
posted by Doc at 6:02 AM
Thursday, October 12, 2006
Mutt the pig spreads his censorship to the Super Fan Roundtable now!!
Just when you thought Mutt the Pig couldn't be anymore of a disgrace to Howard and the Show, and to free speech, with the way he runs the SFN cesspool, he now is spreading his nazi ways and dumping all mentions of the other Stern fan websites on the Howard 101 show he yells on.
Tonight one of our Shrine members, Superman, mentioned the Shrine on the air, but Mutt, like the control freak fool that he is, quickly dumped the mention.
The True Fans of Stern react
Is this what Howard Stern is all about now? Is this what Howard 101 has become?
Or was tonight just another stupid act by a stupid man?
How high up does the conspiracy to keep the Shrine down go?
Doing free shows for Sirius radio sure goes along way these days. You get what you pay for Howard. Thanks to people like Mutt the Pig, Sirius radio is far from uncensored radio as promised.
Disgraceade.
Wake up Howard. This Pig is like a cancer to your stations. Break away as fast as you can from this idiot, and his cesspool of a message board where people are banned for no reason, where comments are deleted, and hidden, where people are sent "viruses", where people are sent spam and unable to stop it, where people are banned then asked for money to get unbanned...it's all about the Benjamins at SFN and all in the name of Howard Stern.
Come to the light Howard.......Come to the Shrine where truth reigns.
No more bullshit.
Tonight one of our Shrine members, Superman, mentioned the Shrine on the air, but Mutt, like the control freak fool that he is, quickly dumped the mention.
The True Fans of Stern react
Is this what Howard Stern is all about now? Is this what Howard 101 has become?
Or was tonight just another stupid act by a stupid man?
How high up does the conspiracy to keep the Shrine down go?
Doing free shows for Sirius radio sure goes along way these days. You get what you pay for Howard. Thanks to people like Mutt the Pig, Sirius radio is far from uncensored radio as promised.
Disgraceade.
Wake up Howard. This Pig is like a cancer to your stations. Break away as fast as you can from this idiot, and his cesspool of a message board where people are banned for no reason, where comments are deleted, and hidden, where people are sent "viruses", where people are sent spam and unable to stop it, where people are banned then asked for money to get unbanned...it's all about the Benjamins at SFN and all in the name of Howard Stern.
Come to the light Howard.......Come to the Shrine where truth reigns.
No more bullshit.
posted by Doc at 5:17 PM
Wednesday, October 11, 2006
Try out Howard TV for just a penny!!!
NEW YORK, Oct. 9 /PRNewswire/ -- In Howard We Trust. Starting midnight on Friday, November 3rd through Sunday, November 5th, Howard Stern will give devoted fans and first timers an opportunity to relive the wildest, sexiest, funniest, most jaw-dropping moments of 2006 for just one cent with the HOWARD TV ON DEMAND PREVIEW. The weekend event will enable viewers to access an all- new special featuring the best-of antics, interviews and stunts from Howard Stern's Sirius Satellite radio show, re-edited uncensored classic Stern show moments, original programming and excusive behind-the-scenes footage. The Howard TV Preview will add just a mere penny to customer's regular cable bill.
posted by Doc at 11:54 AM
Howard Stern, Most Popular Talk Radio Personality with Web Users for 6th Consecutive Year
Howard Stern, Most Popular Talk Radio Personality with Web Users for 6th Consecutive Year
Wednesday October 11, 7:30 am ET
LYCOS Presents the Top 20 Most Popular Talk Radio Hosts of 2006, Based on Web Search Activity
WALTHAM, Mass., Oct. 11 /PRNewswire/ -- LYCOS, Inc. (http://www.lycos.com), a leading entertainment destination for creators and consumers of quality content, today announced its sixth annual list of the most popular talk radio personalities with web users, based on The LYCOS 50 (http://50.lycos.com). The LYCOS 50 is an authoritative weekly list of the most popular people, places and things web users search for everyday.
For the sixth year in a row, Howard Stern continues his reign as the most-searched talk radio personality with web users, generating 232 percent more online interest than Adam Corolla, who holds the number two spot this year. In Jan. 2006, Stern left his top-rated morning show at Infinity Radio for Sirius Satellite. Stern's move to satellite radio was a huge factor in bringing awareness to satellite networks, Sirius and XM. In fact, due in part to Stern's move, search activity for Sirius Satellite Radio increased 1,300 percent in 2005 and another 128 percent in 2006. Oprah Winfrey, while not making this year's list, also received a bump in online interest over the past few weeks since the debut of her recent entrance to XM Satellite, with her Oprah & Friends radio show.
1) Howard Stern (1)
2) Adam Carolla (-)
3) Tavis Smiley (29)
4) Don Imus (-)
5) Rush Limbaugh (2)
6) Tom Joyner (-)
7) Lionel (-)
8) Wendy Williams (-)
9) Al Franken (-)
10) Art Bell (7)
11) Jim Cramer (-)
12) Opie & Anthony (10)
13) Tom Leykis (17)
14) Emma B (-)
15) Sean Hannity (11)
16) Michael Savage (5)
17) Chris Evans (-)
18) Don and Mike (15)
19) Bob & Tom (9)
20) Sara Cox (-)
More
Wednesday October 11, 7:30 am ET
LYCOS Presents the Top 20 Most Popular Talk Radio Hosts of 2006, Based on Web Search Activity
WALTHAM, Mass., Oct. 11 /PRNewswire/ -- LYCOS, Inc. (http://www.lycos.com), a leading entertainment destination for creators and consumers of quality content, today announced its sixth annual list of the most popular talk radio personalities with web users, based on The LYCOS 50 (http://50.lycos.com). The LYCOS 50 is an authoritative weekly list of the most popular people, places and things web users search for everyday.
For the sixth year in a row, Howard Stern continues his reign as the most-searched talk radio personality with web users, generating 232 percent more online interest than Adam Corolla, who holds the number two spot this year. In Jan. 2006, Stern left his top-rated morning show at Infinity Radio for Sirius Satellite. Stern's move to satellite radio was a huge factor in bringing awareness to satellite networks, Sirius and XM. In fact, due in part to Stern's move, search activity for Sirius Satellite Radio increased 1,300 percent in 2005 and another 128 percent in 2006. Oprah Winfrey, while not making this year's list, also received a bump in online interest over the past few weeks since the debut of her recent entrance to XM Satellite, with her Oprah & Friends radio show.
1) Howard Stern (1)
2) Adam Carolla (-)
3) Tavis Smiley (29)
4) Don Imus (-)
5) Rush Limbaugh (2)
6) Tom Joyner (-)
7) Lionel (-)
8) Wendy Williams (-)
9) Al Franken (-)
10) Art Bell (7)
11) Jim Cramer (-)
12) Opie & Anthony (10)
13) Tom Leykis (17)
14) Emma B (-)
15) Sean Hannity (11)
16) Michael Savage (5)
17) Chris Evans (-)
18) Don and Mike (15)
19) Bob & Tom (9)
20) Sara Cox (-)
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posted by Doc at 8:51 AM
Tuesday, October 10, 2006
Savanna Samsom on Howard in November Penthouse
Chaunce Hayden (Penthouse): Some might argue that Howard Stern more than anyone, is responsible for your success. What do you say?
Savanna Samson: My only problem with Howard is that now when I do the show, he never wants me to get naked. I actually have to say to them, "Hey, guys, am I going to get naked or what? Now that you know me, you don't want to see me naked anymore?" Howard only wants to interview me these days.
Look for this issue in newstands on sale today.
Savanna Samson: My only problem with Howard is that now when I do the show, he never wants me to get naked. I actually have to say to them, "Hey, guys, am I going to get naked or what? Now that you know me, you don't want to see me naked anymore?" Howard only wants to interview me these days.
Look for this issue in newstands on sale today.
posted by Doc at 1:49 PM
Sirius Satellite Radio jock Bubba the Love Sponge getting sued by Internet Porn Model
An Internet porn model is suing Sirius Satellite Radio jock Bubba the Love Sponge, claiming that he forced her to perform a sex act on his show. Hope Miller, who goes by the name Brooke Skye on her adult Web site, is asking for a jury trial and more than $15,000 in damages, according to the Tampa Tribune. Sirius also is named in the suit, along with the cast members of Bubba's show and Melissa Harrington, another adult model who was involved in the bit.
Miller's lawsuit states that Bubba flew in Harrington to have sex with her on the show using a sex toy, and that Bubba did not tell Miller that he was planning to do this when she agreed to be on the show. Miller says the toy was too big, but despite her repeated objections, Bubba forced the sex act to continue. Her lawsuit says that the radio host berated her when she tried to back out and threatened to stop promoting her Web site, according to the Tribune.
Miller had appeared on Bubba's show twice before the June 12 program that is the subject of her lawsuit.
Source
More as reported on www.morningshowcentral.com
Rover's Morning Glory/ Bubba The Love Sponge!
Tuesday, 10 October 2006
Rover talked about Bubba The Love Sponge. Rover told his listeners that this bitch is crazy! "Quote If she did not want this to happen she should of got up and left."
An Internet porn model is suing Sirius Satellite Radio jock Bubba the Love Sponge, claiming that he forced her to perform a sex act on his show. Hope Miller, who goes by the name Brooke Skye on her adult Web site, is asking for a jury trial and more than $15,000 in damages.
Miller's lawsuit states that Bubba flew in Harrington to have sex with her on the show using a sex toy, and that Bubba did not tell Miller that he was planning to do this when she agreed to be on the show. Miller says the toy was too big, but despite her repeated objections, Bubba forced the sex act to continue. Her lawsuit says that the radio host berated her when she tried to back out and threatened to stop promoting her Web site, according to the Tribune.
Miller had appeared on Bubba's show twice before the June 12 program that is the subject of her lawsuit.
Source
More as reported on www.morningshowcentral.com
Rover's Morning Glory/ Bubba The Love Sponge!
Tuesday, 10 October 2006
Rover talked about Bubba The Love Sponge. Rover told his listeners that this bitch is crazy! "Quote If she did not want this to happen she should of got up and left."
An Internet porn model is suing Sirius Satellite Radio jock Bubba the Love Sponge, claiming that he forced her to perform a sex act on his show. Hope Miller, who goes by the name Brooke Skye on her adult Web site, is asking for a jury trial and more than $15,000 in damages.
posted by Doc at 9:53 AM
Monday, October 09, 2006
Miss Howard Stern, December Cover Girl!!
'Miss Howard Stern' Andrea will be the December cover girl for Girls and Corpses Magazine.
Andrea will be a special guest at the Girls and Corpses Magazine's big premiere party which is open to the public:
When: Friday October 13th
Time: 8:00 p.m. to 2:00 a.m
Where: Fright Night at The CIA (Center For Abnormal Arts)
11334 Burbank Blvd North Hollywood CA
More information at www.GirlsandCorpses.com
Check out the #8 issue with Howard and his crew dead! Here
Andrea will be on Playboy Radio this Friday the 13th at 4:00pm PT / 7:00pm ET with Girls and Corpses Deaditor-In-Chief Robert Steven Rhine and porn star Hollie Stevens.
Night Calls Radio
Playboy Radio's signature show, the provocative call-in program Night Calls Radio, brings sexy sounds to SIRIUS Satellite Radio. Hosts Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn, two legends of the adult industry, and special celebrity guests will keep the dialogue entertaining and the temperature rising.
Andrea will be a special guest at the Girls and Corpses Magazine's big premiere party which is open to the public:
When: Friday October 13th
Time: 8:00 p.m. to 2:00 a.m
Where: Fright Night at The CIA (Center For Abnormal Arts)
11334 Burbank Blvd North Hollywood CA
More information at www.GirlsandCorpses.com
Check out the #8 issue with Howard and his crew dead! Here
Andrea will be on Playboy Radio this Friday the 13th at 4:00pm PT / 7:00pm ET with Girls and Corpses Deaditor-In-Chief Robert Steven Rhine and porn star Hollie Stevens.
Night Calls Radio
Playboy Radio's signature show, the provocative call-in program Night Calls Radio, brings sexy sounds to SIRIUS Satellite Radio. Hosts Christy Canyon and Ginger Lynn, two legends of the adult industry, and special celebrity guests will keep the dialogue entertaining and the temperature rising.
posted by Doc at 5:06 PM
The Review of the Stiletto by Joe from Superfansonline.com
The Stiletto 100 Specs
October 8th, 2006 by Joe
The Stiletto 100 has recently been released so I thought I would look up the specs and compare it to other devices currently on the market. Use this review to help you decide whether or not you want the Stiletto 100.
The Stiletto 100 allows for portable reception of Sirius Satellite Radio. You have the option of using the satellite feed or a wi-fi connection. It also allows you to take your personal music library with you. Overall design and battery life seem great but once you dive into the actual specs/features the device starts to fall apart.
The Bad Stuff:
I’m going to assume that many NYC Sirius listeners commute via subway. The satellite link will not work underground and I don’t believe that the NYC subway systems offer wi-fi. So the Stiletto’s radio feature will not work during your subway commute. This also applies to any location that may not pick up the satellite feed. Your option is to turn on the wi-fi feature but you may not find a free or open hotspot.
Storage is another problem with the Stiletto. It only offers 800mb of space for your personal music library. This seems way to low considering the iPod Nano offers 2gigs minimum. Another problem you will encounter with your personal music library on the Stiletto is that any music you have purchased from iTunes will not work due to compatibility issues. These two storage issues may or may not be a problem for you depending on how much music you have and how you obtained it.
Considering the $350 price tag and above problems you may want to wait to see if Sirius produces a second generation which corrects some of those problems.
Source
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October 8th, 2006 by Joe
The Stiletto 100 has recently been released so I thought I would look up the specs and compare it to other devices currently on the market. Use this review to help you decide whether or not you want the Stiletto 100.
The Stiletto 100 allows for portable reception of Sirius Satellite Radio. You have the option of using the satellite feed or a wi-fi connection. It also allows you to take your personal music library with you. Overall design and battery life seem great but once you dive into the actual specs/features the device starts to fall apart.
The Bad Stuff:
I’m going to assume that many NYC Sirius listeners commute via subway. The satellite link will not work underground and I don’t believe that the NYC subway systems offer wi-fi. So the Stiletto’s radio feature will not work during your subway commute. This also applies to any location that may not pick up the satellite feed. Your option is to turn on the wi-fi feature but you may not find a free or open hotspot.
Storage is another problem with the Stiletto. It only offers 800mb of space for your personal music library. This seems way to low considering the iPod Nano offers 2gigs minimum. Another problem you will encounter with your personal music library on the Stiletto is that any music you have purchased from iTunes will not work due to compatibility issues. These two storage issues may or may not be a problem for you depending on how much music you have and how you obtained it.
Considering the $350 price tag and above problems you may want to wait to see if Sirius produces a second generation which corrects some of those problems.
Source
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Do you have a review of the new Stiletto you would like to see here? Email your review to Shrine 100 News at howardshrine@aol.com. Thanks for your help.
posted by Doc at 5:14 AM
Friday, October 06, 2006
The Howard Stern Wack Pack Football Picks Analysis, Starring Mike Rose.
Every week, I will try to rank the picks from what I think the best pick is to the worst. This week had some interesting games, but I really don’t like any of the wack packer’s or arties pick for that matter. Let’s get down to bidness.
(Wack packers picks in Bold)
1. Elegant Elliot Offen (Kansas City – 3.5 at Arizona) – Not really a bad pick. Kansas City has been using their backup back Damon Huard (used to be 3rd string Dolphins QB) since Trent Green went down in week 1 and he has been playing reasonably well. Arizona has committed to starting Rookie QB Matt Leinart this week and that could be really good, or really bad. Kansas City has the 2nd best RB in the league in Larry Johnson and they use him a lot. If the Chiefs control the clock and the ball with their running game, I think that they will win outright 28 – 21 over the Cards, whose defense has given up an average of 375 yards a game which is 28th in the league…not good.
2. Artie Lange (at Patriots -10 Miami) – A decent pick, Miami is really bad, but I really don’t think the Pats are that good and I hate laying double digits in a pro football game. Brady at QB for the Pats is as good as they come and CPep at QB for the Fins is as bad as they come. The Pats are thin at WR and the Fins are thin in the defensive backfield, so they kind of negate each other. I think the Pats are going to score a defensive touchdown this game and the game will be relatively low scoring, because the Pats have been relying on their running game and Miami has a decent run defense. My predicted score of this game will be Pats 21 – Fins 14, which will lose the bet for Artie, but I think this bet is light years better than the other 2.
3. Bigfoot Mark it is (at New Orleans -6.5 Tampa Bay) – I wouldn’t pick New Orleans, ever. This team is an enigma and it would drive me nuts on football Sunday to have to white knuckle through any game that they played in if I had money down on it. That being said, Tampa is 0-3 and not really that bad, so I would expect that they are chomping at the bit to win a game and this one would be it. The only wild care is, in the absence of Chris Simms (exploded Spleen) at QB for the Bucs, they are starting Rookie QB Bruce Gradkowski from the University of Toledo. That could be a mess, but I expect that the Bucs will try to ride on the back of Cadillac Williams who hasn’t had a good start this year, but will be relied upon this week. My prediction: Tampa Bay 21 – NO 17.
4. Crazy Alice (at Indianapolis -18 Tennessee) – Okay, this one drives me nuts…first of all, anyone that has seen my top 10 Rankings knows that Indy is the best team in the league, but laying 18 points in a pro football game is just scurrilous. I would never, ever, ever do that. It’s just insane, but then again, what is Alice…Crazy. Indy is going to absolutely win this game and put a hurting on Tenn, but the number just gives me dry heaves. This is a dumb pick for Alice, who is 4-0 so far this season. My prediction for the game Indy 41 – Tenn 24.
If anyone cares, my pick is at Minnesota -6.5 Detroit. Detroit’s defense has been awful and Minnesota has been tough this year even with the very mediocre Brad Johnson at QB. Detroit is just a train wreck of a football team, and they can’t put anything sustained together. They’re best chance of winning a game this year will be against San Fran in 4 weeks. I am thinking Minn 28 – Det 13 for this one.
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Mike Rose’s Top 10 NFL Reach-Around Jones
Holy Hell, I hate the Patriots
Random Ramblings..
Well, the Dolphins win last week against Tennessee WAS a fluke, we are not ready for prime time, and actually, we are not even ready for the timeslot after Oprah that Judge Judy usually occupies. The Fins were humiliated by the worst passing defense in the league, Culpepper didn’t complete a pass over 20 yards and I wanted to blow my brains out when Ronnie Brown threw the ball out of the end zone on an ill advised HB pass during a 2 point conversion. Who does that? Who calls a gimmick play on a 2 point conversion? That was some garbage right there. My thing is, why were we losing the game at that point anyway…again, the Texans were giving them the game on a silver platter and so in true Dolphin form, they told them that their strategy was to see if they could win the game by giving up 5 sacks, of course, that didn’t work. On the positive side, I didn’t have a hangover when I woke up Monday morning and I really drank my ass off to kill the pain after that debacle. Their prospects are not much better this week, with a visit to Foxborough Mass and the the fricking Patriots. Did I mention that I hate them? Well enough of my bitching and on to the rankings….
1. Indianapolis Colts – The Colts survived a scare against the Jets this week that I really enjoyed…I was actually rooting for the Jets. I’m not sure if it was the Cuba Libre’s I was drinking or the combination of the fact that I was in the pool, watching the game, drinking and just enjoying a real football game as opposed to the Dolphins game, which looked more like the XFL without Tommy Maddox or He Hate Me. That being said, anyone that says that Peyton is a choker, knows nothing about football, because the pressure was on with less than 2 minutes left and that bitch went down there and scored a Touchdown to win the game. Period.
2. Da Bears – They should have been ranked here last week and by virtue of them deconstructing the Shaun Alexander-less Seahawks last Sunday night, they are number 2 and are poised to stay here most the season unless they fall apart. I don’t see them doing that anytime soon because of the strength of their defense and Rex Grossman who has been solid.
3. Baltimore Ravens – The Ravens finally earned a quality win by knocking off the Chargers and I have to say that my prediction of the Ravens’ D causing Phillip Rivers fits came true as his numbers were garbage (145yds, 1td, 1int) and he really hasn’t shown a good mind for the game yet, despite the fact that he has a great RB in LT2 and Gates is the best receiving TE in the league. Baltimore’s offense is pedestrian, but they get the job done and don’t make many mistakes. I am a McNair fan and wanted the Fins to get him instead of CPep, but as we all know, that didn’t work out.
(If you would like to read the rest of Mike's Top 10, join the Howardshrine family at www.howardshrine.net where Mike gives our Shrine Satellite broadcasters the edge each week.)
Scott Ferrell has been doing an analysis of the Stern show picks each week for Howard 100 News. We aren't always listening at the top of the hour or as close as we can so if you hear Scott's analysis or by chance record it, please send it to us at howardshrine@aol.com so we can see who is right each week. Scott, Mike, or the wackpackers. Thanks for the help.
(Wack packers picks in Bold)
1. Elegant Elliot Offen (Kansas City – 3.5 at Arizona) – Not really a bad pick. Kansas City has been using their backup back Damon Huard (used to be 3rd string Dolphins QB) since Trent Green went down in week 1 and he has been playing reasonably well. Arizona has committed to starting Rookie QB Matt Leinart this week and that could be really good, or really bad. Kansas City has the 2nd best RB in the league in Larry Johnson and they use him a lot. If the Chiefs control the clock and the ball with their running game, I think that they will win outright 28 – 21 over the Cards, whose defense has given up an average of 375 yards a game which is 28th in the league…not good.
2. Artie Lange (at Patriots -10 Miami) – A decent pick, Miami is really bad, but I really don’t think the Pats are that good and I hate laying double digits in a pro football game. Brady at QB for the Pats is as good as they come and CPep at QB for the Fins is as bad as they come. The Pats are thin at WR and the Fins are thin in the defensive backfield, so they kind of negate each other. I think the Pats are going to score a defensive touchdown this game and the game will be relatively low scoring, because the Pats have been relying on their running game and Miami has a decent run defense. My predicted score of this game will be Pats 21 – Fins 14, which will lose the bet for Artie, but I think this bet is light years better than the other 2.
3. Bigfoot Mark it is (at New Orleans -6.5 Tampa Bay) – I wouldn’t pick New Orleans, ever. This team is an enigma and it would drive me nuts on football Sunday to have to white knuckle through any game that they played in if I had money down on it. That being said, Tampa is 0-3 and not really that bad, so I would expect that they are chomping at the bit to win a game and this one would be it. The only wild care is, in the absence of Chris Simms (exploded Spleen) at QB for the Bucs, they are starting Rookie QB Bruce Gradkowski from the University of Toledo. That could be a mess, but I expect that the Bucs will try to ride on the back of Cadillac Williams who hasn’t had a good start this year, but will be relied upon this week. My prediction: Tampa Bay 21 – NO 17.
4. Crazy Alice (at Indianapolis -18 Tennessee) – Okay, this one drives me nuts…first of all, anyone that has seen my top 10 Rankings knows that Indy is the best team in the league, but laying 18 points in a pro football game is just scurrilous. I would never, ever, ever do that. It’s just insane, but then again, what is Alice…Crazy. Indy is going to absolutely win this game and put a hurting on Tenn, but the number just gives me dry heaves. This is a dumb pick for Alice, who is 4-0 so far this season. My prediction for the game Indy 41 – Tenn 24.
If anyone cares, my pick is at Minnesota -6.5 Detroit. Detroit’s defense has been awful and Minnesota has been tough this year even with the very mediocre Brad Johnson at QB. Detroit is just a train wreck of a football team, and they can’t put anything sustained together. They’re best chance of winning a game this year will be against San Fran in 4 weeks. I am thinking Minn 28 – Det 13 for this one.
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Mike Rose’s Top 10 NFL Reach-Around Jones
Holy Hell, I hate the Patriots
Random Ramblings..
Well, the Dolphins win last week against Tennessee WAS a fluke, we are not ready for prime time, and actually, we are not even ready for the timeslot after Oprah that Judge Judy usually occupies. The Fins were humiliated by the worst passing defense in the league, Culpepper didn’t complete a pass over 20 yards and I wanted to blow my brains out when Ronnie Brown threw the ball out of the end zone on an ill advised HB pass during a 2 point conversion. Who does that? Who calls a gimmick play on a 2 point conversion? That was some garbage right there. My thing is, why were we losing the game at that point anyway…again, the Texans were giving them the game on a silver platter and so in true Dolphin form, they told them that their strategy was to see if they could win the game by giving up 5 sacks, of course, that didn’t work. On the positive side, I didn’t have a hangover when I woke up Monday morning and I really drank my ass off to kill the pain after that debacle. Their prospects are not much better this week, with a visit to Foxborough Mass and the the fricking Patriots. Did I mention that I hate them? Well enough of my bitching and on to the rankings….
1. Indianapolis Colts – The Colts survived a scare against the Jets this week that I really enjoyed…I was actually rooting for the Jets. I’m not sure if it was the Cuba Libre’s I was drinking or the combination of the fact that I was in the pool, watching the game, drinking and just enjoying a real football game as opposed to the Dolphins game, which looked more like the XFL without Tommy Maddox or He Hate Me. That being said, anyone that says that Peyton is a choker, knows nothing about football, because the pressure was on with less than 2 minutes left and that bitch went down there and scored a Touchdown to win the game. Period.
2. Da Bears – They should have been ranked here last week and by virtue of them deconstructing the Shaun Alexander-less Seahawks last Sunday night, they are number 2 and are poised to stay here most the season unless they fall apart. I don’t see them doing that anytime soon because of the strength of their defense and Rex Grossman who has been solid.
3. Baltimore Ravens – The Ravens finally earned a quality win by knocking off the Chargers and I have to say that my prediction of the Ravens’ D causing Phillip Rivers fits came true as his numbers were garbage (145yds, 1td, 1int) and he really hasn’t shown a good mind for the game yet, despite the fact that he has a great RB in LT2 and Gates is the best receiving TE in the league. Baltimore’s offense is pedestrian, but they get the job done and don’t make many mistakes. I am a McNair fan and wanted the Fins to get him instead of CPep, but as we all know, that didn’t work out.
(If you would like to read the rest of Mike's Top 10, join the Howardshrine family at www.howardshrine.net where Mike gives our Shrine Satellite broadcasters the edge each week.)
Scott Ferrell has been doing an analysis of the Stern show picks each week for Howard 100 News. We aren't always listening at the top of the hour or as close as we can so if you hear Scott's analysis or by chance record it, please send it to us at howardshrine@aol.com so we can see who is right each week. Scott, Mike, or the wackpackers. Thanks for the help.
posted by Doc at 8:27 AM
Thursday, October 05, 2006
"My letter to the Stern Show regarding "Mastertape Theatre" and the commercialization of satellite radio" by darkstern
dark stern:
10/2/2006
HOWARD,
The RANT....
(If you would like to skip this rant, skip down to "The Idea" below.)
Seriously dude what the fuck, thirteen commercial breaks during "Mastertape Theatre", more like "MasterRAPE Theatre". The content was great, don't get me wrong. But, your editors could have easily cut it up a little better. There was about three hours and forty minutes worth of show, of course the shows where a lot shorter at K-Rock because of the commercial breaks. So, here's what you could have done for us. Have a break every hour or even two, it's not like there is anything live going on and someone needs to take a shit or piss or eat.
For example:
Start: 6am
Break: 8am (or close)
Return: 8:10am
End: 10:00am (or close)
I cut out the commercials on my own recordings of the show so I can listen back to the show, pausing, rewinding, and fast forwarding if I choose. But no matter how little they are, I think commercials SUCK, breaks are fine, but commercials is something I was hoping to get rid of all together with Satellite radio. I listened to your K-Rock shows the way that I listen to the Sirius shows word for word from beginning to the end. The way you had to introduce us to the Satellite thing is by easing us into it. Sort of like fucking in the ass, you can't just jam the cock up the ass, you have to lube it and gently stick it in so eventually it feels good. But in the end dude, there is still fucking in the ass going on. That's what I disagree with and I do believe, I'm going to make a prediction here, that by year 3 of your contract there will be more longer commercial breaks and less show. First the breaks will become more frequent but short, like "MasterRAPE Theatre" was today. Then slowly but surely the breaks will get longer but splattered with bits and songs, sort of like now. But then eventually the commercials will become longer making the breaks longer because re-hashed bits and more songs will be played. We the listeners will continue to get slowly fucked until your contract is up and you can say, "See ya later suckers, fuck you!" I hear you talking up quite a game on the air but you have a lot of voices to listen too, even at Sirius, maybe more, but jesus christ man, get rid of the commercials all together.
If all I heard was song-bit-song during a break, that could be 10 minutes there and I'd be happy as shit. Maybe more of a break could be had if you did, song-several bits-song, songs being about 3 to 4 minutes long each, about 8 minutes total and a few bits could be another 5 minutes. All entertainment and about 13 minutes of a break. That's longer then now and more frickin entertaining. I can't stand being beaten in the head by ADS, I hate it.
The IDEA....
Have breaks like I described in the paragraph above. Then introduce an all ADS show. It would be about a half an hour and you could host it. Make it interesting and appealing and sponsors will eat it up. Better yet to enhance the deal devote one page on your site to all the ads featured in that days "SPONSOR SHOW". This is a way of letting your listeners know what they are getting. A half hour show starring Howard Stern, featuring all the Sponsors! The Web Site Page with links to the sponsors and maybe special coupons.
Can I tell ya quick story?...
Before you came to Sirius there where practically zero commercials. In fact I didn't hear any, except on Raw Dog which was the appeal of the service before you. I signed up 10/2004, I've now been listening to Sirius for 2 years. I used to listen to Jay Thomas and during his breaks you'd hear a loop of the same fucking tune, two to three minutes later he'd come back. Now since you came, commercials. The content is ok, but I got Sirius for you. I have two lifetime memberships. After you leave Sirius I know I still have my subscriptions until I die or Sirius goes belly-up. either way my logic was this, it will either cost me $779.40 for one radio for 5 years or $1198.80 for two for 5 years, or it will cost me $500.00 for one or $1000.00 for two for LIFE. I save $200.00 AND I NEVER PAY ANOTHER SUBSCRIPTION. This is great, but it is a gamble. What if you don't last 5 years, what if Sirius can't keep it up and folds, there is gamble in everything. It's worth it however to pay monthly.
So what's my point?
I am one of the reasons you exist now, maybe a small part of it, but I've already done my part for your 5 year tenure at Sirius. So I'd like to be heard, I'd like my two cents shoved up each of your nostrils. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE consider my suggestions for
NO MORE COMMERCIALS, AND TRULY MAKE IT,
NO MORE BULLSHIT!
Thank You!
prefer to be anonymous
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posted by Doc at 6:29 AM
Wednesday, October 04, 2006
Breaking Shrine 100 News: Billy Mira, High Pitch Eric and Eddie the produce guy....New cast members of the Sopranos?
Forgettaboutit!!
But Shrine 100 News has learned that those Shrine Inductees just got back from the Soprano set and will be appearing in several scenes in a episode in the new season. None of them had any lines our source tells us, but we understand that the Godfather himself, Tony Soprano, went up to Erik and told him to say hi to Howard and that he loves him.
(pics from the set)
Billy Mira:
Doc, the experience was really a lot of fun! The days were super long, but it was worth it, the cast and crew treated us really well. To be honest I thought we were gonna be way in the back in most of the scenes, but as it turned out they wound up pulling me from the crowd and using me in a few of the scenes, they did the same with Eddie also. Eddie and I really played it all up and had fun with it, so hopefully we will make the cut when its all edited. In fact the surprise ending to the Sopranos last season is, they Whack everyone in the Wack pack one by one, and I have to be honest I actually tortured a few people in Atlantic City who owed me money. I tortured them with High Pitch Erik's feet. All you have to do is take his shoes and in Chloroform style you hold them up to some ones nose, they pass out instantly! Works like a charm....
Billy Mira
But Shrine 100 News has learned that those Shrine Inductees just got back from the Soprano set and will be appearing in several scenes in a episode in the new season. None of them had any lines our source tells us, but we understand that the Godfather himself, Tony Soprano, went up to Erik and told him to say hi to Howard and that he loves him.
(pics from the set)
Billy Mira:
Doc, the experience was really a lot of fun! The days were super long, but it was worth it, the cast and crew treated us really well. To be honest I thought we were gonna be way in the back in most of the scenes, but as it turned out they wound up pulling me from the crowd and using me in a few of the scenes, they did the same with Eddie also. Eddie and I really played it all up and had fun with it, so hopefully we will make the cut when its all edited. In fact the surprise ending to the Sopranos last season is, they Whack everyone in the Wack pack one by one, and I have to be honest I actually tortured a few people in Atlantic City who owed me money. I tortured them with High Pitch Erik's feet. All you have to do is take his shoes and in Chloroform style you hold them up to some ones nose, they pass out instantly! Works like a charm....
Billy Mira
posted by Doc at 4:39 PM
Interview with Suzanne Muldowney aka UNDERDOG by James
James: What spawned your interest in the performing arts?
Suzanne: When I was very little, The TV programs I watched at the spur of the moment always depicted these dramatic situations, some frightening. The Mickey Mouse Club, once a week, had a feature "Anything can happen day," in which youngsters dressed in strange clothes and put on special acts. I think that was the first time I ever saw ballet tutus; I admired those short, fluffy skirts. In kindergarten my classmates and I had to don the costumes and identities of nursery
rhyme characters. But the clincher, I believe was when I was in first grade, in Catholic school, and the church's altar boys but on a Passion Play. I could identify with Christ's being maltreated and executed because I was maltreated by both teachers (nuns) and classmates; my parents always sided with the nuns rather than with me.
James: 30 yrs ago you had your first performance in Dracula, tell me what was your fondest memory of that event?
Suzanne: My performance in Philadelphia on August 16, 1
Suzanne: When I was very little, The TV programs I watched at the spur of the moment always depicted these dramatic situations, some frightening. The Mickey Mouse Club, once a week, had a feature "Anything can happen day," in which youngsters dressed in strange clothes and put on special acts. I think that was the first time I ever saw ballet tutus; I admired those short, fluffy skirts. In kindergarten my classmates and I had to don the costumes and identities of nursery
rhyme characters. But the clincher, I believe was when I was in first grade, in Catholic school, and the church's altar boys but on a Passion Play. I could identify with Christ's being maltreated and executed because I was maltreated by both teachers (nuns) and classmates; my parents always sided with the nuns rather than with me.
James: 30 yrs ago you had your first performance in Dracula, tell me what was your fondest memory of that event?
Suzanne: My performance in Philadelphia on August 16, 1