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Tuesday, November 28, 2006

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Sunday, November 26, 2006

Long Island man arrested for molesting turkey on Thanksgiving Day!!



"I had to get me some dark meat." says accused.



More as this turkey develops...

Interview with Mel Karmazin

You've got an avalanche of debt and no earnings. Your bonds are rated CCC — in other words, junk. Why in the world should anyone buy your stock?
It will be higher in the future. This year we will have over $600 million in revenue; next year we will have $1 billion. By 2010 we will have $3 billion in revenue and $1 billion in free cash flow. Using the 15 to 20 times cash flow valuation Wall Street gives growth companies, that's a market value of $15 billion to $20 billion. Today it's $6 billion. The stock will take care of itself.

When you joined the company in 2004, the stock was $4.72. Today it's under $4. How do you live with yourself?

Badly. Wall Street compares us with XM Satellite Radio, and they've had hiccups. The day I started they were $35, and today they are $12. Being in the same sector, we've gotten hit.

So it's XM's fault?
We've not missed a single goal in the past two years.

Explain your business model.

Before we got a single subscriber, we had to launch three satellites and program more than 100 channels. We have high fixed costs. We had 600,000 subscribers the year I joined; we will have 6.3 million at year's end. As subscribers grow, a significant amount of money falls to the bottom line. It's similar to a cable company.

You will become like a cable company and raise prices?
Subscribers pay $12.95 a month, the same price they paid before we offered Howard Stern and the National Football League. We have Nascar starting January. We have a great opportunity to increase our pricing, but I can't say when.

It costs you $110 to acquire a subscriber — in subsidies and commissions paid to the car manufacturers, retailers and radio manufacturers. It costs XM only $89 a subscriber.

XM had some costs in place ahead of us. Our subscriber-acquisition cost was over $200 when I joined. The biggest component is what we pay auto companies like DaimlerChrysler to install Sirius in their cars. When we can order a million radios, instead of several hundred thousand, we'll get a lower rate.

You haven't released numbers on how many consumers stick with Sirius after the promotional period, but only about half of XM's customers stay with XM in GM cars. That seems scary.

Not scary. You should assume our numbers will be about the same. There will be 16 million cars made in Detroit this year. Assume 50% — eight million — come with satellite radio. That means we will have four million who will continue to be subscribers — just in cars. It took 15 years for FM radio to become standard in the car.

I tried wearing your portable headset radio during my commute, but I had to point my head out the window to make it work and it hurt my neck.
When you go back the other way, turn your head to the other side (laughs). You're dealing with satellite. The service is very good in markets that have lots of [ground-based signal boosters]. I got 100% perfect service driving for one and a half hours today. With time, the products will improve.

Tell us what new technology we can expect. We will give you real-time traffic. Assume you live in central New Jersey, and have three ways into New York City. AM radio doesn't know where you want to go. The killer application is when we reroute you to the Lincoln Tunnel because a tube is closed in the Holland Tunnel. We could also tell you where the cheapest gas is.

Where are you with a possible merger with XM?
I'm really not allowed to say. I have focused my entire career on shareholder value and wealth creation. Often mergers allow for that. I combined my radio company with CBS, and I combined CBS with Viacom.

What was XM's reaction to your proposition?

"I'm dreaming" is their quote. But before they said that, both stocks went up. So I guess investors think [a merger] could be interesting.

Have you tried flowers?

I personally believe regulatory agencies are not a problem. If there's an iPod with terrestrial radio, it's hard to believe government is worried about two satellite radio companies combining.

What are you getting out of this? I am having a blast. I love taking over a company that's not making money and having it make money. That's why I came here: Everyone says, "Gee, it's a great service and I love the content, but what's the business model?" I'm going to show them exactly what it is.

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Wednesday, November 22, 2006

Sirius Sponsor gets disrespected and Scott Ferrell says "So what !!"

Scott Ferrell is one of the blind Sirius employees like Jason Kaplan, Steve Langford, and John Hein who absolutely are in love with Joey Boots. Joey Boots is a great guy, we love Joey they say. Either they don't know about all the horrible things their idol has done to people over the years, or they just don't care. Do they feel sorry for him? Last night Scott Ferrell had a totally trashed Joey Boots on his show, and Joey reported to all that he was drinking and smoking pot again....but pat me on the back somebody, I'm not doing coke. He said if he had some in front of him he would do it though. And that is exactly what he did just little over a week ago when Joey snorted line after line after line after line on the webcam of Sirius sponsor, Sinus Buster. I normally don't call into shows. This was actually only my second call of all time. I was the first call to Joey and when I mentioned that Joey Boots shouldn't even be on his show because of how he disrespected a Sirius Sponsor, Scott Ferrell said "So what!!"

So what?? As a Sirius stockholder I am outraged that Scott Ferrell is siding with a bum like Joey Boots over a Sirius Sponsor, someone who reportedly just bought 25 thousand dollars of ad time on Howard 100 and 101. And why? Because he is a fellow pothead, and he is a recovering addict himself? Maybe it's time YOU put the bong down for a bit Scott and rethink things. It seems your judgement, like Joey Boots', is clouded in a big ball of pot smoke. Shakkkkkkkkeeeeeeee aaaaaaaa ddddddddduuuuuu!!!!!!


Listen here

Never before seen footage from Las Vegas compliments of Mutt and SFN!!






Here is just a small sample of the kind of Howard Stern material you can get behind closed doors at the SFN cesspool


Howard

Artie

Robin




Copy and paste cesspool source link below but only if you are part of the club

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?s=3596f6586f109c623eda3fef063b75f8&threadid=53298


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Mutt the Pig on protecting the show a week ago


A SFN sheep asks:

What should we do when we come accross someone who is streaming the show for free, selling mp3s of the show, or providing downloads of the show free or otherwise? I understand short clips, but I have seen places that post the whole Sirius show. One guy's excuse was that he was linking to someone else who hosted the files, but he has Google links which he can potentially make money from. Others blatantly sell the shows on Ebay and thru other means. It pisses me off because I care about the success of the show, maybe I'm an idealist.


Mutt the Pig:

Here are my 2 cents

First, stop being assholes. We all love file sharing but we love Howard too. To protect the show & the people on it, we have strict rules about what can & can not be shared on SFN. Outside of SFN, I've always looked the other way but considering that I'm a stock holder maybe I shouldn't.

I've had conversations with several Sirius higher ups and they take pirating the show very seriously. However, as far as I know there isn't a set way to report pirating. There are many levels of pirating and some would be taken more seriously than others.

We all know about torrent sites that share everything from the stern show to movies, software, and CDs. I don't know what can be done about these sites other than what all of Hollywood, the music industry, and the software industry are already doing. Reporting them really wouldn't help much IMHO.

We all also know about the newsgroups that share everything. IMHO, it's basically the same as the torrent sites. There's not much anybody can do.

That being said, there will always be Stern pirating on the net. I don't see how it could be stopped. They could however limit it by targeting Stern specific sites.


A torrent site setup specifically to share the Stern Show is a different animal. Having all the shows in one place or a daily download of today's show is more for ripping off Sirius than supporting the fans. With the all day replay plus the weekends, it's pretty easy for a subscriber to catch a show they missed. Honestly, sites doing something like this are setup specifically for non Sirius subscribers and are a big problem. Subscribers might occasionally find them handy but it's the non subscribers that are visiting & ripping off Howard each day.

Sites streaming the Stern show are the worst offenders. These would be easy to shut down and absolutely should be. With the legal online stream, there's no reason for a subscriber to use this kind of site so turning them in shouldn't be a moral issue for any of you. They are just fucking over Howard.

Selling the show on ebay is stealing plain & simple. If I was Sirius, I'd hire a guy who's whole job is to find this crap & shut it down. it's bullshit


if you don't want to be harassed by the other members, just email me about it with the URL, directions, a login & password, maybe even screen shots and I'll check it out. If it's something that needs to be reported, I'll get it to one of the suits.


I've heard back from the man and been asked to snitch.

if there's a site that needs to be closed down, send me the login info, screen shots, url, etc. I'll weed through the bullshit sites and pass the real obvious violaters over. I hope you guys don't see this as screwing over the fans but protecting the show.

if there's a site out there that you strongly feel supports the show and feel I should look the other way, let me know the details.


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Leaking footage from Howard Stern Las Vegas segments that wasn't aired on E! or has been on Howard TV....yet? Doesn't seem right, does it?

Well, the "Man" didn't tell us to snitch on our fellow Stern fans like he told you Mutt (so you claim amyway), but the TRUE FANS OF STERN are all about the show so I hope you guys don't see this as screwing over the fans (and I use that term loosely) but protecting the show.

Monday, November 20, 2006

another day, another lie from mutt the pig at the nazi sfn cesspool


Mutt the Pig:

I got word about a possible security issue they may have effect people on SFN over the weekend. I don't have proof that anyone's account was compromised but the latest Doc attack against SFN which used the [ window ] tag got me thinking about a way that it could have been used maliciously.

Again, let me stress, that I don't have any reason to believe we really were hit maliciously, but just to be safe I'm asking you to change your password.

Usually they just hit us with annoying graphics that take forever to load but since they used the [ window ] tag this time, I suppose someone who knew what they were doing could have setup an embedded page that would store your cookie info in their DB. Essentailly stealling the SFN cookie of anyone who opened tha page. This wouldn't give them your password becasue it's encrypted, but you could use it to make a fake cookie file, load it into your browser, & then let you log in as you the member you jacked. You wouldn't be able to take over the account but you could use it.

If they were smart, they'd make the embedded page seem perfectly harmless so we'd let them keep using it. these guys didn't do that so it was probably just annoying pics again. I didn't see it so I'm not really sure.

To be safe, just change your password. All old cookies are then useless. Since I login from so many public computers all the time, I actually change my password once a week.

If you have any reason to think someone might have been in your account, let me know. If you saw the threads with the window attack over the weekend, change your password.

sorry if I've alarmed you. It's probably nothing. I'm just being safe.


copy and paste cesspool link for more:

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?s=836edc3052bb96826f7f6b034cfd7497&threadid=189554



(Perhaps the bozo meant to say "DOS attack" as in Denial of Service attack? I didn't "attack" SFN this weekend. Mutt the Pig is either lying again to try and help keep his sheep in line and smearing the good name of the Shrine family once again, or he made yet another mistake while demonstrating again his total obsession with me. Thanks to Its Over Johnny for the headsup)

The True Fans of Stern react

Sunday, November 19, 2006

A Message from Jackie the Joke Hunt

Hi,
I hope all is well with you & yours.
Things are great here at JokeLand...
Happy Holidays...and remember,
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we'd all be eating pussy on Thanksgiving.
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He says, "We're going to re-do the kitchen."


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Friday, November 17, 2006

Interview with Jim Florentine tonight!!!

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Jim Florentine will be on our show Nov 17, 2006. Check out this weeks show.

Jim Florentine is an American comedian best known for his characters "Special Ed" and "Bobby Fletcher" created for a series of prank phone calls featured on the Comedy Central television show Crank Yankers. He is also a frequent guest on The Howard Stern Show and a Co-host of Miserable Men on Sirius Satellite Radio's Howard 101 with the Reverend Bob Levy and Shuli.

Florentine has a series of prank call CDs known as Terrorizing Telemarketers Volumes 1-4 The CDs feature a series of recorded telephone conversations, often with Florentine receiving calls from telemarketers, where he turns the tables on often aggressive salespeople by being deliberately difficult and creating awkward situations

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A HOWARDSHRINE EXCLUSIVE::: SFN sells out!!!!!

Just got off the phone with Johnny Fratto. I read that Johnny was showing Mutt around Hollywood today so I thought I'd call and try to get Mutt on the horn to tell him what a lousy show he had last night. I just missed him but I talked to Johnny who told me that Mutt has just inked a deal with a couple of rich Arabs for a reported 4.5 million dollars. Mutt and the rich Arabs are now partners at SFN.

Johnny told me that Mutt wasn't around. He had just dropped him off at a massage parlor where happy endings are their specialty. I told Johnny that I hoped the new partners would do better to keep my personal information off of SFN. I told Johnny twice during our conversation that I wanted to get Mutt in a ring and bust his nose because of my personal information being abused at SFN and both times Johnny's tone changed. "Hey, you want to stop talking like that. You know who you are talking to don't you." Not sure why Johnny got upset when I mentioned about rearranging Mutt's pig face but I did finally tell Johnny to see if he can make peace between our two boards so I can get me some of that Arab money too.

More as this story develops..

The True Fans of Stern react

(update: I just wanted to add that actually I thought the show was one of the better ones. new people, no Boots, and the idea of doing more road shows is a good one.)

It's Over Johnny for Miserable Men...

at least on Sirius Radio according to the Rev Bob Levy.

Rev Bob Levy:

Miserable Men Is Done On Sirius

florentine , shui, and i have decided to give up doing the show on sirius since we could not get a regular time slot and keep getting moved for [other shows wink wink]..i just got off the phone with both of them and we all thank the people who enjoyed it because we really enjoyed doing it for you all.. so hopefully we pop up some where soon

Copy and paste the cesspool link for more

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?s=9716fbc1941d219dc60996c9a2ead41e&threadid=188534&perpage=15&pagenumber=1


Thursday, November 16, 2006

Fred Eric united with his long lost brother?

Tuesday, November 14, 2006

A message from Wayne Perry from Sinus Buster about the disgraceful Joey Boots!!

To All My Fellow Stern Fans,
Thank you all so much for your cooperation and understanding concerning this recent webcam incident.

We are very sorry that Joey Boots did what he did, and he let everyone down including us. What Boots did is even more than disgraceful. And now it appears he's blaming the pressures from everyone else (including our company), and the (Stern fans) for his own relaspe. What a cop-out! We understand a relapse is normal, and we feel for that person, but our reaction to this Joey Boots incident is NOT about his relapse. Instead it's about the fact that he blatently flaunted it on camera, and we in no way condoned any of it. Yet Joey still doesn't seem to get it! I'd say Joey's personal problems run far deeper than mere addiction.

I'd like all Stern fans to know that I ripped up the check for Joey's last two weeks pay, and we have instead written a new check to the North Shore Animal League for one thousand dollars. At least this way - some good can from this whole thing.

Again, my fellow Stern fans......I apologize for the actions of Joey Boots, and I hope you all understand we moved fast to get that web-camera down within hours after I was notified of Joey's "on camera" antics.

Still, we wish Joey luck in his fight to regain his sobriety and straighten out the rest of his life.

Sincerely,
Wayne Perry
President, SiCap Industries
(Proud makers of Sinus Buster).....



SinusBuster.com

People's home addresses posted by websites like smokinggun.com....

..isn't cool according to Fred Eric and company on the Stern show this morning. Yet, no one from the Stern show or Sirius is outraged when SFN moderator Joey Boots and his sheep post my personal information, as well as of others, on the SFN cesspool, and Mutt the Pig, his host cavecreek.net, and the rest of his incompetent staff look the other way.

SFN is a disgrace to Howard and the Show and to Sirius Radio.

Wake up!!


Unedited posts still up at the cesspool along with several others containing personal information. And the embarassment and disgrace continues............



What number is that Joey? I don't see your phone number at the shrine. I see mine on the SFN cesspool though.



"What an asshole move for anybody to do that." Artie Lange.

Hey Joey Boots, hey Mutt.......hey SFN....guess what?? Arite thinks you are assholes........and he's right.



The smoking gun Fred Eric document

SinusBuster= con artists???


CyNz

CyNz from sternchat.com emailed Sinus Buster about the Joey Boots disgrace and got a response.



If you have any email from the people at Sinus Buster let us know at howardshrine@aol.com.

Personally, I emailed Sinus Buster with a screen shot of their spokesidiot drinking a 40 ounze beer on the webcam. Alcohol isn't allowed on his diet. So where is my $50??

At this point I am thinking this past weekend was nothing more than a publicity stunt orchestrated by Sinus Buster and their drug addict spokesidiot. The Boots Cam is back up.

Even coverage from Howard 100 News turned into nothing more than an infomercial

Listen here

What a disgrace to Howard and the Show and Sirius Radio.

(Update)

I was contacted by the people of Sinus Buster and here is some of what I was told:

"We had no idea of what was going on with Joey Boots until we heard from Stern fans like you, and when we found out -- we dropped the boots webcam. We have also dropped boots himself. We also had no control over the howard100 news peice. I personally spoke my peace against boots and answered questions as asked by Shuli. We have also now pulled down the website, and we are giving Joey's last two paychecks to the north shore animal league."


Doc:
Bravo to the people at Sinus Buster for doing the right thing. Shrine 100 News has offered them a chance here to talk about the incident if they desire. And no, we won't use just the parts that we think are Joey Boots friendly like Shuli or Stevie Langford or any of the other Howard 100 News "reporters" clearly in SFN's backpocket.

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Monday, November 13, 2006

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Sunday, November 12, 2006

abuse@cavecreek.net

abuse@cavecreek.net is the email for the abuse department of SFN's server. Their moderator, Joey Boots and some of the SFN sheep are posting people's personal information at the cesspool, and once again Mutt the Pig and his loser staff are looking the other way.

If you are getting your privacy abused like this at SFN, or if you know someone who is, I encourage you all to email the abuse department, along with the cesspool link where the abuse of the TOS is occuring.

Please do not post anyone's personal information at the Shrine in retaliation. The Shrine has and always will take the higher road in matters such as these. Thanks for your cooperation.

Good news everyone....The Boots Cam is Back Up!!!!




Thanks to Dale in Sales from www.sternfanatics.com for the info.

Saturday, November 11, 2006

Sinusbuster reacts to the Joey Boots relapse on their webcam!!

From:WaynePerry@sicapindustries.com
To: Joeyboots@aol.com
Cc: howard100news@sirius-radio.com
Date: 11-Nov-2006 19:04
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Joey,
I cannot believe what you have done. Relapsing is one thing and I wish you luck, but we have been sent numerous video clips of you actually snorting cocaine on camera. We have people now blaming our company for promoting drug use with the web cam. I am having the webcam service pulled today.....at least I'm trying! You can bet it will down by Monday!

I was also sent your post from SFN admitting to it all, and that at least shows you want to be a man of your word. But you claim you covered the camera while doing your fuckin coke! BULLSHIT! I have video of it, and I am crushed that you would do such a thing while Sinus Buster has been supporting you financially and otherwise for the past six months. And by the way - your apology to the fans and Stern Show staff was nice, but what about SiCap Industries and Sinus Buster. You owe us an apology too!

You've gotten 4 months of paid personal training, a free Gold's gym membership and 500 bucks a week for the past five months, and I have tried to give you many pep talks, and you turn around and snort cocaine on the webcam and website we have provided for you? What the fuck?

This isn't about you relapsing Joey. This is about you doing it on camera under our representation! We have invested thousands of dollars in you (Yes for some promotion), but mainly to help you get on your feet. Have we ever pushed you to over-promote for us? NO! In fact we spend many more thousands advertising directly on Sirius. We just dropped 25K to have Howard do live reads for us and spots during his show to support the free online preview for Sirius Radio!

Have we been there for you as much as we could? YES!

Now I believe we owe you a couple paychecks to finsh the last two weeks of your contract, and I am not sure if we will pay you. We certainly don't have to under the rules of the contract concerning these recent events, but I'm also a man of my word. But since you broke the contract and pulled such a ridiculous boner on camera, I'm not sure now if we will pay.

Do you know what I've been through building this company? Guess not! Sinus Buster is a fantastic product that has helped nearly a million people, and it will be the biggest nasal spray brand in the world one day, and you Joey have blown your chance to be a part of that! I'm tired of being stabbed in the back by motherfuckers like you! I hope you clean up your act (for your sake), but I'll be damed if I let you hurt a business that supports 25 people who rely on the profitability of the Sinus Buster brand.

I hope somebody posts this letter on SFN!

Wayne Perry
President, SiCap Industries (Proud makers of Sinus Buster Capsaicin Nasal Sprays)

Joey Boots has been doing lines of cocaine and drinking beer for hours on the webcam sponsored by www.sinusbuster.com

It's time someone helped Joey before he kills himself. I don't know Joey Boots aka Joesph Bassolino's address in Bellmore, NY or I would contact the proper Bellmore police station and let them know where to go. Maybe Detective Pescitelli can help save Joey's life.

Dectective Pescitelli is the one who arrested Boots in the past and was the one Boots ratted some folks out to. He might be interested in what is going on. He can be reached at
(631) 264-0409 if anyone feels so inclined to do the right thing and get Joey the help he is crying out for.


Watch Joseph Bassolino commit a felony here


(Update: The SFN sheep apparently are upset over this blog and my attempt to help Joey that they have resorted to posting my personal information at the cesspool. Of course mutt the pig and his incompetent staff have left the information up for hours now despite me emailing them and asking them to remove the information. Once a cesspool, always a cesspool.)

screenshot edited to protect the innocent......me.

Joey Boots.......Keepin' it Real...

real dumb.



Joey Boots:

Here it is direct and to the point.......the other night, wednesday night, i relapsed and relapsed hard and covered my camera because i was here with my buddy mark drinking beers and doing coke........i slept all the way in to thursday before i had to leave for arties show at carnegie hall.......i was hungover like a mother fucker there and lied to everyone that i was still doing good and shking hands and taking praise for being clean and sober from all the fans and SHOW folks coming up to me and congratulating me.......I am not a dishonest person and cannot live a lie.....i havent been going to my na meetings for a few weeks now because i feel it's cultish and i hate them but they did keep me sober and clean while i went.......my plan now and my rationalization is that i will party for this weekend and then go clean and sober again......i am sorry to my family, HOWARD and THE SHOW and the Fans and my friends but I am human and I I now invite ya'll to watch me relapse on Boots TV with timmy, my friend mark and i.


my bud mark is a cool dude and he wants you all to know that he is not the reason behind my falling off the wagon.........my depression and the fact i aint doing shit with my life and feeling like a failure is the reason behind it.........my bud mark is a good guy and i pulled him in to this and it's all on me......he says hi bye the way.


my friend tommy.......we're all partying for a bit.....lots of peeps have called me as word has gotten around......high pitch called and mark and tommy are huge fans of THE SHOW and got to talk to high pitch and thought it was the coolest thing.....we are watching HOWARD TV episodes......good times


aint got the cash for that......we're a buncha broke fucks but my other bud wants to come over and get on cam two fridays from now and bring some whores over......we will see if boots tv is still up and running after this weekend......i dunno how some folks are gonna take my actions......just keeping it real and i think if anything this is giving the site and sinus buster more attention than they have had lately regarding me........no such thing as bad publicity......just spell it and say it right.

copy and paste cesspool link for more

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?s=32e33ec26ca35e2883931fec153d47d5&threadid=186533



(Cesspool update)



buddysgirl:

hey guys,
just spoke with joey..he wants everyone to know that he is reading the thread, he really appreciates all the support. he says that he still has some "stuff" ..once that is gone, he will crash, wake up after a much needed 10 hour sleep and clean up.
i asked if he needed anything, he says that he is fine..as fine as he can be.. he really just needed to let go and splurge for a few days. he knows that relapse is part of his recovery and will cean up after this is passed.
again, he is very appreciative of the support and only wants to be honest with everyone. this is why he isnt hiding it...he asked me to tell you all this...carry on

Joey Boots:

a major thing that has caused me endless anxiety has been the need to lose weight every week......dieting and eating specific foods and making weight has gotten me real depressed......i kinda feel that doing this will kill my relationship with the great peeps at sinus buster, especially wayne perry the owner and big cheese there who has been nothing but supportive and kind and great and generous to me......i feel additional anxiety now for letting him down.....i feel like such a fucking failure but i am going nuts and i hope to god he understands my mindset right now..........i love him for entrusting in me and believing in me but i am a sick person who has some seriously bad shit going on and maybe taking on the weight loss while im kicking the drugs and booze was too much.....i dunno......sorry wayne and sorry everyone......perhaps ya'll can write wayne for me and let him know what you think of aLL THIS......IT MAY MAKE THINGS BETTER.....AND I HOPE TO KEEP BOOTS TV GOING AND I LIKE TO PUT MY LIFE OUT THERE AND EVEN IF I DONT WORK FOR SINUS BUSTER NO MORE I OWE IT TO THEM TO KEEP THEM AS A SPONSOR ON MY SITE AND IN MY SIG BECAUSE THEY HAVE BEEN SO GREAT.

Friday, November 10, 2006

My Interview with KDK, the man who stole Siobahn's virginity!!



I recently had the pleasure of doing a phone interview with KDK about his recent experience on the Howard Stern show. (KDK had sex on the air with Siobahn, a post op transsexual, who was trying out her new mangina for the very first time.) Here are some excerpts from that interview. You can listen to the entire conversation here



Doc: I understand you do prank calls. You have a website devoted to your calls, and you do some Internet show, is that right?
KDK: Yes. The website is www.kdkprankcalls.com and I also run an Internet radio station. The website for that is www.pcuradio.com. On there I do a show on Wednesdays called Psychobabble at 10 pm. On Saturday I do a show that has been on for 5 years now called KDK’s Lunatic Fringe where I do live prank phone calls from numbers that are submitted from people on the pcu chat room.

Doc: How was the experience for you (with Siobahn) ?
KDK: It was very surreal, but it was exactly what I expected. I was completely ready for it. I didn’t get nervous... I have been doing Internet radio for 5 years already. I know how to talk on the air. I think I came across pretty good, when I was in the studio anyway. haha

Doc: Any changes after the experience with your life-partner? Was there any jealousy after that?
KDK: No....we don’t even consider this sex because Siobahn doesn’t have any working real sex organs. He doesn’t have a penis, he doesn’t have a vagina, he doesn’t have real boobs. So…it’s basically as if I fucked a fat chick’s belly button, or something….it’s not sex.

Doc: You described on the air how it felt. You said it was somewhere between an asshole, and a real vagina.
KDK: Yes, that is pretty much it. It’s not tight like an asshole, or like a guy’s ass. I’ve never fucked a chick in the ass. There is no point in that. And it feels like….it doesn’t move…it doesn’t give…it is very solid and dense, the skin…it feels like scar tissue.

Doc: Speaking of not moving, I watched the Howard TV episode and it didn’t look like Siobahn was really riding you aggressively. Was that from the editing, or did she just not ride you very hard?
KDK: Well, he has never used his mangina before. I suspect that he doesn’t really know how. He was sort of like a virgin.

Doc: Do you think you would have kept your erection, and had actually finished if you hadn’t have gotten on the phone?
KDK: No. I never wanted to finish. I wanted to get in. And that is all they wanted. They didn’t want me to go on for 15 minutes. They just wanted to get Richard’s fake puking in there, and it’s funny and it’s done. If it would have gone on longer, it would have just been disturbing and sick.

Doc: F, Marry, Kill……..A guy’s asshole, a woman’s pussy, or what Siobahn has?
KDK: I would kill Siobahn, I would fuck the chick, and marry the guy.

Doc: You have had women in the past. Have you had a relationship with a woman?
KDK: I was engaged, and have a 12 year old daughter. We didn’t go into that on the air.

Doc: What smelled worse? Siobahn’s apartment with all the cats, Siobahn’s mangina, or Richard Christy?
KDK: I didn’t smell anything from Richard, and thank God I didn’t smell the mangina. She had wanted me to go down on her, and I just told her flat out that is not going to happen. Her apartment was filthy and disgusting ……there is no carpeting, no tile, no linoleum, just bare sub floor plywood, stained with cat piss everywhere…the walls are bricks with mortar that is crumbling. Brick falling out of the wall. She has cat bullshit all over the place. Ropes hanging from the ceiling for the cats to climb up, and all sorts of shit hanging down that you are afraid to touch as you walk by through the place. The toilet has no seat because the cats scratch on it and she likes them to be able to drink the toilet water. She is basically all in just one room. The bedroom for example is sectioned off with chicken wire. I guess so she can lock certain cats out. And the bathroom is in the opposite end of the place. There is no door. You have to do it straight out in the open. Just a tub and a toilet. I didn’t even see a sink in the place. There is a nook that would be considered a kitchen if there was anything to cook with. There was no microwave, no stove. Cabinets with doors ripped off and they were filled with cats.

Doc: They need to do a Siobahn cribs episode to get into more detail there.
KDK: They did. After we left they filmed that, and hopefully that will be on soon.

Doc: What would you like to say to Siobahn in this interview?
KDK: Siobahn has actually emailed me since then saying that she would like to try it quote “A better setting” because she is totally cock-struck. Haha That is how she signed it: Totally Cock-struck, Siobahn.But that is something I would never do if there weren’t cameras there. To Siobahn I would say, why not become a spokesperson against gender assignment surgery because she is a perfect example. He mutilated his body. Now he is not a man, he is not a woman. He can’t ever have real sex. I doubt he feels much of anything. If you are a gay guy, you just got to learn to be happy being gay. You don’t have to pretend, I was suppose to be a woman so you can justify being gay. Just be gay and be happy. Nobody was born to be anything other that what they are. You can’t change your sex no matter how much you want to. You just need some good psycho-therapy if you think that is what you need.

Doc: Any thing you would like to add to this interview KDK?
KDK: I would like everybody to tune it, listen to my show, drop by the chat rooms. Send me a number of someone you don’t like, maybe someone you do like, give me some information, a number, and we will call them live on the air and you can listen.



KDK's website

Chaunce Hayden chats with Jim Norton about Howard Stern and Artie Lange and other stuff too!!

How can you tell when Mutt the Pig is lying? (Part Two)

(This is part two of the answer to our contest question, How many Mutt the Pig lies can you spot? Please read the blog below this one first.)

36. I've met him back in 2000 and he is crazy. (false….July 29th, 2001...false…not crazy)
37. I don't mean crazy like you say one of your buddies is crazy either. (false)
38. I mean full fledged, should be in a home, crazy. (false)
39. He thinks Howard talks to him through the radio. (false)
40. He isn't joking about it either. (false)
41. He takes things Howard says and twists it into some secrete personal message that only the two of them get. (false)
42. It was a little scary to see him mumbling to himself about how he didn't care what Joey Boots' says because he knows that Howard's talking to him. (false…I didn’t mumble anything of the sort. True... I don’t care what Joey Boots says)
43. Even way back then he had conspiracy theories and was trying to get SFN shut down. (false…never tried to get SFN shutdown)
44. He feels that I'm keeping him from Howard. (false)
45. Somehow, it's my fault that the E! show & Howard TV haven't come out to see the shrine. (false)
46. He's convinced himself that even back in 2000, I was powerful enough that when I'd say something about him here, Howard would read it and was the reason he was embracing his shrine. (false)
47. What a kook. (true)
48. He saves everything that is posted at SFN. (false)
49. I don't mean he saves it on his computer, he prints it out and saves it on paper. (false)
50. When we met him in 2000, I saw four cases for paper pages plus binders. (false..didn’t meet in 2000. False. four cases? A few binders.)
51. They were full color printouts. (true)
52. he didn't even use the printer friendly format. (true)
53. he just printed the pages one at a time. understand me when I say a case. (false..not one at a time….false…not a case.)
54. I'm talking about the big box full of reams of paper you buy at staples. (false)
55. There's 5000 to 8000 pages in one of those cases. (true..I guess)
56. They were full of color printouts of SFN. (false…not a case)
57. They weren't a couple printouts on the top and blank underneath either because I checked. (true)
58. Talk about crazy obsessed shit. that's when I knew I was dealing with a true crazy man. (false.)
59. Lets do the math, you'd be lucky if a color ink cartridge could do 100 pages.
60. Even if we go low at 5000 pages per case, we're talking about 20,000 pages that I know of plus the ones in the binders.
61. You'd need 200 ink cartridges to print that out so at the very least he spent $5,000 on ink cartridges to print all those out.($5,000????? haha this is like bababooey math)
62. Back then you'd be lucky if a color printer could do 12 pages per minute.
63. That's 1600 minutes + the time it takes to load the ink cartridges.
64. that's well over a 24 hours straight.
65. I don't even think a printer could do that many pages.
66. You'd probably go through one or two of em.
67. Keep in mind, this was all the way back in 2000 when the site was small.
68. I can only imagine what he's up to know. (10 falses..all of the above comments used to give a false impression)
69. He stood on a stool in all the photos he took with me & joey. (true)
70. He said he was afraid that people would be able to identify and felt that standing on stool would throw them off. (false)
71. He had sent the show a porno caliming he was the main guy in it. (false. never claimed it was me)
72. The guy was much taller than he was so he needed to keep up appearances. (true)
73. We were there for about 3 hours. (true)
74. He wore a mask the entire time. (true)
75. Even when he drank his beer. (true)
76. He planned ahead and had a straw ready so he'd be able to stay hidden. (true)
77. When his wife came in, she thought he was being stupid and tried taking the mask off. (false)
78. I thought he was going to back hand her as he screamed no at her and swatted her arm away. (false.never happened. The only thing that happened like that was when Joey Boots grabbed my wife's wrist and bent it back when she refused to give him a kiss. "No one refuses a kiss from Joey Boots" as he forced a kiss from her after peering around the corner looking to make sure me and Mutt weren't looking.)
79. he had his kids dressed up and part of his craziness too. (True……..false.. not craziness...comedy...sorry you don't get it.)
80. I don't need to tell you how weird that was. (true……so why are you?)
81.I made sure not to drink or eat anything while there. (false….mutt the pig staying away from Heinekins and a meat and cheese platter? Haha come on)
82. I was too worried about what he might of done to it. (false. both Mutt and Boots were eating and drinking machine that day, scarfing up everything they could. anything for free. some things just never change.)


47 more comments and 36 more lies.

33 from the first post and 36 post from the second for a grand total of 69 Mutt the Pig Lies from 82 comments. Bascially, when dealing with Mutt the Pig expect him to be lying to you roughly 75% of the time.



Congratulations to T600 with a guess of 71. You are the winner of the first ever, How many Mutt the Pig lies you can spot contest!!!


Great Job!!

How can you tell when Mutt the Pig is lying??

His lips or fingers are moving. We heard how Mutt the Pig lies with his lips last night on the Super Fan Roundtable. Today we examine how he lies with his computer keyboard. Mutt the Pig made two posts about my interview with Doug Goodstein that was posted in this blog. I decided to do a contest with his ridiculous comments: "How many Mutt the Pig lies can you spot?"

To be honest, it can be difficult determining what is a lie and what is just plain stupidity, especially when talking about someone as stupid, and as such a liar as Mutt. Here is a definition of what a lie is. Does Mutt really think I am crazy, or is he just saying that to present a wrong impression? With the strictest definition of the word, I am going to assume the latter.

lie
n.
1. A false statement deliberately presented as being true; a falsehood.
2. Something meant to deceive or give a wrong impression.

v. lied, ly·ing (ing), lies
v.intr.
1. To present false information with the intention of deceiving.
2. To convey a false image or impression: Appearances often lie.



Ok, here goes…….

Title: Doc is Crazy!! (false)

1. Respose to the shitbag shrine and his mud slinging (false, the Shrine is not a shitbag but is the #2 Stern fan message board for traffic according to alexa.com….false.. apparently telling the truth equals mud slinging in Mutt’s world.
2. Usually I just ignore the shitbag shrine and his mud slinging. (false…he is one of my best readers. Just read his following comments and you will realize that he is monitoring the shrine constantly. He is far from ignoring the shrine like he claims. False…….telling the truth does not equal mud slinging)
3. He's a pathetic ass with a hardon for me & this site. (false…not a pathetic ass. Who is mud slinging? And false…no I don’t have a hardon for him or his site )
4. It's not even worth giving him any attention. (true. it’s not…..so why are you?)
5. With all the hateful political ads on TV these days, If realized that sometimes you need to speak up and set things straight. Here it goes. (false……the only thing you set straight in these posts of yours is you are a lying fool)
6. As for all of his nonsense about the gay hurting computers, it's bullshit. (false…One of his members even posted that the “getting of the gay” screwed up her machine. The thread was moved from the open forum. It was a new machine and it screwed up her settings. I was also contacted by a woman who was doing research on Howard for her work. When she was given the gay it crashed the network at her workplace and she was almost fired because of the incident. There were talks of a lawsuit. This was when Mutt had the gay script on his server and it was so aggressive with the popups that people had to shutdown their system to make it stop and people lost unsaved work. Have you ever had your computer shut down unexpectedly, while right in the middle of working on something? Were you always able to get back where you were unscathed by the shutdown? Harmless Mutt?…….Hardly.
7. It was nothing more than aggressive popup and did nothing to your computer. (false..see above..it also wasn’t just popups. It also had a audio file and repeated over and over again, Hey everybody, I am looking at gay porn. Real nice for when your boss or child is walking by.
8. Nothing was installed, it wasn't a virus, it didn't delete files, or do anything else that he claims. (false…I never said it deleted files or was a virus. I said it came up as a virus on many anti-virus programs. A Sirus subscriber joins the endorsed Howard Stern fan site, logs on one day, and sees looping pics of gay pornography, is notified that it is a virus by it’s anti-virus program, is instructed to run a full virus can, after shutting down their system losing unsaved work. I said that that kind of activity is a disgrace to Howard and the show and to Sirius radio and does not reflect positively on Howard Stern.)
9. It just made popups. (false……..it contains an audio file too as described earlier)
10. More importantly, we haven't given anyone the gay in months. (false…see #11, you have given the gay, just not the old one.)
11. Not the old gay that he's referring to anyway. (false…how do you know what version of the gay I am referring too?)
12. In July when a new law was passed concerning internet porn, I changed the gay to comply. (really? What new law is that? YOU changed the gay because of a new law? Or did the site you redirect people to change the gay? When you were sending people the gay before this change, I emailed the CEO of your server (burst.net) and he said he instructed you to stop your practice of giving people the gay? So what did you do? You switched servers. You were sending gay pornography to people who joined your site where pornography isn’t permitted to be posted in the open forums and it took a change in the law before you changed this embarrassing practice? Until I have all the answers on this one, I am going to say Mutt’s comment is false.)
13. He knows that we made the change but continues his lies anyway. (false…I didn’t know you stopped the practice of sending people the gay because of a change in the law. Now I know. Congratulations on finally doing the right thing.
14. As for his SPAM claims, they are also a lie. (false…nope, that’s not a lie either.)
15. Our mailer is not SPAM not by any definition of the word. (false….yes, it is by my definition and others)
16. It is a monthly newsletter which users agree to accept twice when registering. (true)
17. It's not an implied acceptance, it's completely spelled out twice. (True, in compliance with the double opt in requirements)
18. Additionally we are in complete compliance with all rules set by the CAN-SPAM Act. (not sure….One of our members that has investigated the situation has filed complaints to the Spam police. We are waiting for their decision on the matter.)
19. Each newsletter includes a link to have you account closed and to be removed from the mailing list. (false…..this is where it falls down for Mutt the Pig. I said that it is the inability of some members to unsubscribe to the newsletter that is the problem, and thus what makes the newsletter spam. Every person that has registered at SFN gets the newsletter, even the hundreds of people that have been banned from the site. When you are banned from the site, you are unable to follow the link provided at the end of the newsletter to unsubscribe making the newsletter spam to those former members.
20. His claims that our mailer is anything different are libelous. (false…….see above)
21. As for this new crap where hew claims we ban people and then make them give us money to get back on, it's a completely made up story based on something that allegedly happened to him on www.somethingawful.com. (false…in my interview with Doug, I asked if he was aware that people were banned, then unbanned after donating money. That is different from the claim that people are asked for money. I have received reports from people who claim that they were banned, they donate money, and they were unbanned. Are they lying? Or is Mutt lying? Hmm…. )
22.He wrote a story about it back on September 15th where he clearly says that SFN does not do this sort of thing but says it sounds like something we would do. (true…..I did indeed write that.)
23.A month later he was claiming it was something that happened to him here, and now a couple weeks later he's twisted it around into a new libelous lie about SFN's policy's. (false…I never said it happened to me at SFN. I was told by someone after they read that blog that indeed they were banned at SFN then unbanned after donating money. New information and not a lie. )
24. As for his boxing challenge, he's never made such an offer and I could care less about his shitty blog. (false….I emailed you the challenge, and one of your members even posted the challenge on your board. The thread was moved, then deleted, and the member was later banned. False……..not a shitty blog.. you seem to read it quite often, don’t you?)
25. He's shit under my boot. (false)
26. He's a little crap site desperately trying to get attention by attacking me. (false)
27. If he comes to philly, I'd be happy to oblige him.
28. He can keep his shit board. (false…not a shit board)
29. As for his claims that the man is keeping his board down.
30.He was offered a seat at a Stern sit down and refused. (false….that is another lie first started by your minion Steve Langford. I told Stevie in an interview that I didn’t want to do a sitdown for fear that I might get physical, but later I told Stevie that if Howard really wanted a sitdown I would do it. Of course, Stevie, kept that last part from the fans. You can hear the whole interview and then what he used for his story in this blog .)


31. All other sites agreed to participate and I said on record that I would welcome it.(false…all other sites didn’t agreed to participate. False….You might have said you would welcome it yet no one has ever been contacted us to participate.
32. He said he would never do a sit down and even though he was the one that said no, he's ever since cried that SFN & the show are conspiring against him. (false…see above)
33. As for the Board War, newsflash there's no war. (false…..according to Howard there is. Are you calling Howard a liar too?
34. Just a couple radical asshole making terrorist threats and random attacks against the greatest Stern fan site ever. (false….not just a couple of radical asshole but entire boards, stern chat, superfansonline, stern planet, the shrine, and just about anywhere else Stern fans have gathered outside of the SFN cesspool.

35. give it up douche. (Thank you I think I will. Holy shit, there are more lies than I thought. I am going to have to take a break before doing his second post. Oh yeah….false….not a douche)

Total so far????

35 comments, 33 lies

Meet Steph........Artie Lange's Date

Will there be a love connection??



Will Steph finally land the big one...



and get the big prize that has eluded Daner and all the others for so long??



Stay tuned

Steph's myspace place

Thanks Chris for the info.

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Censorship on Howard 101

mutt the pig spreading his nazi ways to the super fan roundtable and lying about the shrine members getting invited.

disgraceade

listen here

Listen close to when Ralph confronts Mutt with dumping the call. It sounds like Mutt quickly resorts to what he does best and lied about it. "I didn't do it." Maybe he isn't responsible for the censorship on the show. (This isn't the first time this has happened) Either Mutt lied again when confronted with truth like he always does, or someone else dumped the call. Who dumped the call and why? Jason? Jim McClure?

And then Mutt finishes the call with yet another lie saying that the Shrine members have been invited to participate on the show but we declined. No one has asked any of us to be on the roundtable except for me when I was asked by Jim McClure nearly a year ago before Mutt was even the host of the show.

The True Fans of Stern react



How many lies by Mutt the Pig contest coming to an end tomorrow so get your guesses in soon.

Force and Surrender by Misty the Prostitute!!

Misty:

"As I was masturbating this morning, I was thinking of the contrast between force and surrender. Interesting what makes a woman orgasm when she is alone, isn't it? I thought that I had finished the topic of union of opposites without addressing the significance of force and surrender. I believe it is more important for women to be chased than it is for them to be chasted, for it is only after being chased that one can surrender. Even if what is chasing you has as minimal of power as C battery, your drivenness to meet and exceed it's electricity is what ultimately creates orgasm of anything, man or woman. All Hail the Orgasm!"

Source


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Misty's Masturbation Challenge

Hey, would you read my post about force and surrender, and then, at some point, try to masturbate to your thoughts of force and surrender, and let me know what you come up with as far as having an orgasm to it? I think having an orgasm to thoughts of force and surrender shows a tendancy towards my religion. Be sure to let me know!

Best Orgasms!

Misty the Prostitute

christianmessiah@hotmail.com

Beetlejuice boxing this Friday night

Dale in Sales: This Friday check out www.PrankTheWorld.Com for a live broadcast of Beetlejuice boxing at a strip club !!! lots of stern guests will be there !!!

Friday November 10th at 9-11PM !!!!



Source

Is Mark the Bagger done with the Stern show???

greg04 from the SFN cesspool:

"my buddy is a college student at ursinus and he was partying with the bagger last night. according to my friend, every time someone mentioned howard, he became annoyed and ran away. my friend also added that mark was looking for some bitches and trying to score some weed. at one point, mark even mentioned that he had quit the show. mark carries stickers with him that say "bagger" and have a picture of his face and sells them for $2. just thought some of you would want an update."


Cesspool source. copy and paste link for more.

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?s=465eec4ae45996084b33d66a7f6f5707&threadid=186109

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My interview with Mark last month where he seems to happy with his Stern experience.

Interview here

Doc: How do you like your new Howard Stern fame?
Mark The Bagger: I think it's great! I have more fans now than ever.

Wednesday, November 08, 2006

New battleground for Howard Stern and Opie and Anthony fans!!!

From the site owner:

"The site is a neutral battleground for fans of the Howard Stern Show or the Opie and Anthony show, to come and discuss both shows, and to debate on which one is better. Right now we have too many Opie and Anthony fans, and we need to get some Stern fans over to help defend the show. We are an open forum, so all points of view are welcome, and people will be able to speak without fear of being banned."

Check out the board here

"Howardshrine.com all the way!!"~ Tim Sabean

Today's Stern Show Shrine mention

Many thanks from the Howard Shrine family.

Mr. Sabean.......A friend of ours.



Tim Sabean with Shrine family member,Dale in Sales

Margolis shits pants!!

Sunday, November 05, 2006

How many Mutt the Pig lies can you spot???

Mutt the pig:

Respose to the shitbag shrine and his mud slinging (post #1)

Usually I just ignore the shitbag shrine and his mud slinging. He's a pathetic ass with a hardon for me & this site. It's not even worth giving him any attention. With all the hateful political ads on TV these days, If realized that sometimes you need to speak up and set things straight. Here it goes.

As for all of his nonsense about the gay hurting computers, it's bullshit. It was nothing more than aggressive popup and did nothing to your computer. Nothing was installed, it wasn't a virus, it didn't delete files, or do anything else that he claims. It just made popups. More importantly, we haven't given anyone the gay in months. Not the old gay that he's referring to anyway. In July when a new law was passed concerning internet porn, I changed the gay to comply. He knows that we made the change but continues his lies anyway.

As for his SPAM claims, they are also a lie. Our mailer is not SPAM not by any definition of the word. It is a monthly newsletter which users agree to accept twice when registering. It's not an implied acceptance, it's completely spelled out twice. Additionally we are in complete compliance with all rules set by the CAN-SPAM Act. Each newsletter includes a link to have you account closed and to be removed from the mailing list. His claims that our mailer is anything different are libelous.

As for this new crap where hew claims we ban people and then make them give us money to get back on, it's a completely made up story based on something that allegedly happened to him on www.somethingawful.com. He wrote a story about it back on September 15th where he clearly says that SFN does not do this sort of thing but says it sounds like something we would do. A month later he was claiming it was something that happened to him here, and now a couple weeks later he's twisted it around into a new libelous lie about SFN's policy's.

As for his boxing challenge, he's never made such an offer and I could care less about his shitty blog. He's shit under my boot. He's a little crap site desperately trying to get attention by attacking me. If he comes to philly, I'd be happy to oblige him. He can keep his shit board.

As for his claims that the man is keeping his board down. He was offered a seat at a Stern sit down and refused. All other sites agreed to participate and I said on record that I would welcome it. He said he would never do a sit down and even though he was the one that said no, he's ever since cried that SFN & the show are conspiring against him.

As for the Board War, newsflash there's no war. Just a couple radical asshole making terrorist threats and random attacks against the greatest Stern fan site ever. give it up douche.



Doc is crazy (post #2)
I've met him back in 2000 and he is crazy. I don't mean crazy like you say one of your buddies is crazy either. I mean full fledged, should be in a home, crazy.

He thinks Howard talks to him through the radio. He isn't joking about it either. He takes things Howard says and twists it into some secrete personal message that only the two of them get. It was a little scary to see him mumbling to himself about how he didn't care what Joey Boots' says because he knows that Howard's talking to him.

Even way back then he had conspiracy theories and was trying to get SFN shut down. He feels that I'm keeping him from Howard. Somehow, it's my fault that the E! show & Howard TV haven't come out to see the shrine. He's convinced himself that even back in 2000, I was powerful enough that when I'd say something about him here, Howard would read it and was the reason he was embracing his shrine. What a kook.

He saves everything that is posted at SFN. I don't mean he saves it on his computer, he prints it out and saves it on paper. When we met him in 2000, I saw four cases for paper pages plus binders. They were full color printouts. he didn't even use the printer friendly format. he just printed the pages one at a time. understand me when I say a case. I'm talking about the big box full of reams of paper you buy at staples. There's 5000 to 8000 pages in one of those cases. They were full of color printouts of SFN. They weren't a couple printouts on the top and blank underneath either because I checked. Talk about crazy obsessed shit. that's when I knew I was dealing with a true crazy man. Lets do the math, you'd be lucky if a color ink cartridge could do 100 pages. Even if we go low at 5000 pages per case, we're talking about 20,000 pages that I know of plus the ones in the binders. You'd need 200 ink cartridges to print that out so at the very least he spent $5,000 on ink cartridges to print all those out. Back then you'd be lucky if a color printer could do 12 pages per minute. That's 1600 minutes + the time it takes to load the ink cartridges. that's well over a 24 hours straight. I don't even think a printer could do that many pages. You'd probably go through one or two of em. Keep in mind, this was all the way back in 2000 when the site was small. I can only imagine what he's up to know.

He stood on a stool in all the photos he took with me & joey. He said he was afraid that people would be able to identify and felt that standing on stool would throw them off. He had sent the show a porno caliming he was the main guy in it. The guy was much taller than he was so he needed to keep up appearances.

We were there for about 3 hours. He wore a mask the entire time. Even when he drank his beer. He planned ahead and had a straw ready so he'd be able to stay hidden. When his wife came in, she thought he was being stupid and tried taking the mask off. I thought he was going to back hand her as he screamed no at her and swatted her arm away.

he had his kids dressed up and part of his craziness too. I don't need to tell you how weird that was.

I made sure not to drink or eat anything while there. I was too worried about what he might of done to it.

Copy and paste this link for the cesspool source

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?s=5c97d333ad4b845b1cbd828240e16c9d&threadid=184531&perpage=15&pagenumber=1


Answer later this week. Closest to the right answer gets a complimentary copy of Howardshrine: The Book. I'd address all of his lies now but, unlike Mutt the Pig, I happen to have a life.

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Thursday, November 02, 2006

Howard TV One Cent Preview Preview

My interview with Doug Goodstein



As a Howardshrine blog reader, you know that we have been helping to promote the Howard TV one penny offer coming this weekend, Nov 3rd to Nov 5th. For helping to get the word out we were rewarded with an Exclusive interview with the Executive Producer of Howard TV, the loveable Doug Goodstein. Here is that interview. Thank you so much Doug for answering the questions that have been on the minds of True Fans of Stern everywhere. I am forever a True Fan of Doug Goodstein.


Doc: Hi Doug. Thank you for granting me this interview. I understand Doc, from howardshrine.com sent you his 288 page tribute to Howard Stern and his show entitled, Howardshrine: One Fan's tribute to a Great Man, a Great Show. How did you like it? I understand Howard Stern has it on his coffee table at his office at Sirius. He must like it. What has Howard Stern told you about his thoughts on the Howard Shrine and Doc, the greatest howard stern fan of all time?
Doug: I got the book and I thought it was pretty interesting. I did not sit down and read it cover to cover, just skimmed through it and enjoyed all the pictures.

Doc: Why didn't you send Doc from howardshrine.com a thank you card, or let him know how you liked his book? I understand that you even contributed to the book.
Doug: I thought I had sent him an e-mail back saying I got the book. Sorry if you are a sensitive one Doc!

Doc: What