Doc and the True Fans of Stern interview Siobhan!!
Doc: How many times have you appeared on the Howard Stern show?
Siobhan: Oh, Gawd, I've lost count!!! At least 100 times?
Doc: When was your first time, and what did you do?
Siobhan: The very first time was in 1986 as "Transsexual Dial-a-Date". They had been doing Dial-a-Date as a regular feature (at least once a month) and it was my favorite to listen to. Then during the summer of 86 they had a three month dry spell and were going to do Gary for the umpteen billionth time, so I ran to Coney Island (I lived in Sheepshead Bay at the time), took my photos in a photo booth there, scribbled out a letter expressing my desire to be the next Dial-A-Date, and "Hey, Presto!", a Wack-Packer was born!!!
Doc: What was your most memorable appearance?
Siobhan: Most Memorable Appearance for me was the 1986/87 Howard Stern New Year's Show and Beauty Pageant at Madison Square Garden. The show sold out a half hour before tickets went on sale (this was before internet ticket sales too!!). I spent weeks preparing for the show. I bought a used wedding gown for $20.00, had it tailored to fit me, had a veil and tiara made (I guess I really, really had a crush on Howard back then), I made a bouquet out of sanitary napkins and tampons, borrowed a designer bathing suit from a girlfriend and wore my hunting knife with it like Ursula Undress in the Bond movie except I had a giant Sheepshead Bay Pepperoni Snausage stuffed in the crotch of it which I pulled out and started hacking pieces off of it to throw to the audience like I threw my tampon bouquet to them as well.
The Talent portion consisted of me playing "Tequila" on my saxophone in my wedding gown whilst doing the "Pee-Wee" Herman dance in my high heels! Needless to say I won the beauty pageant and became the First Miss Howard Stern 1987 complete with sash and tiara. I also got a $500.00 check for my troubles as well and got to take one of the runners up home with me. She cried when I tried to fuck her, though, so nothing happened. I just consoled her all night.
Doc: How big was your penis?
Siobhan: 6 inches long, 2 inches wide. Totally average penilian.
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Siobhan: Oh, Gawd, I've lost count!!! At least 100 times?
Doc: When was your first time, and what did you do?
Siobhan: The very first time was in 1986 as "Transsexual Dial-a-Date". They had been doing Dial-a-Date as a regular feature (at least once a month) and it was my favorite to listen to. Then during the summer of 86 they had a three month dry spell and were going to do Gary for the umpteen billionth time, so I ran to Coney Island (I lived in Sheepshead Bay at the time), took my photos in a photo booth there, scribbled out a letter expressing my desire to be the next Dial-A-Date, and "Hey, Presto!", a Wack-Packer was born!!!
Doc: What was your most memorable appearance?
Siobhan: Most Memorable Appearance for me was the 1986/87 Howard Stern New Year's Show and Beauty Pageant at Madison Square Garden. The show sold out a half hour before tickets went on sale (this was before internet ticket sales too!!). I spent weeks preparing for the show. I bought a used wedding gown for $20.00, had it tailored to fit me, had a veil and tiara made (I guess I really, really had a crush on Howard back then), I made a bouquet out of sanitary napkins and tampons, borrowed a designer bathing suit from a girlfriend and wore my hunting knife with it like Ursula Undress in the Bond movie except I had a giant Sheepshead Bay Pepperoni Snausage stuffed in the crotch of it which I pulled out and started hacking pieces off of it to throw to the audience like I threw my tampon bouquet to them as well.
The Talent portion consisted of me playing "Tequila" on my saxophone in my wedding gown whilst doing the "Pee-Wee" Herman dance in my high heels! Needless to say I won the beauty pageant and became the First Miss Howard Stern 1987 complete with sash and tiara. I also got a $500.00 check for my troubles as well and got to take one of the runners up home with me. She cried when I tried to fuck her, though, so nothing happened. I just consoled her all night.
Doc: How big was your penis?
Siobhan: 6 inches long, 2 inches wide. Totally average penilian.
More here
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