From the Howardshrine Mailbag: Comedian Johnny McCarthy reacts to the Imus lynching

Have we talked about Imus enough. I am actually behind JV with someone needs to do something about it. I told Imus Jokes and racism jokes last night and the people responded well so thanks for the new material you inspired me to write. I am not done. My cousin Dennis was a producer at WNBC and hooked me up with Stern. I was with Rick Shapiro the other night and we called Florentines show and it all got dumped. CBS has no balls whatsoever. I sent Chernoff and Mainelli my suggestions but they would never listen to a nobody like me whos ideas are not good enough to be on radio. I have about an hour and a half of sound bites from this year alone from just 92.3. And hosted a Free Rock weekend which was replayed. Used in promos on several occasions. Maybe it is my fault the rating have been the worst in about 12 years. I took Infinity off my resume for fear it would hurt more than help. I think I will go on a hunger strike til they get their act together. Yeah Ghandi had a better chance. Hey I got a bright idea maybe John Mainelli could put an add on myspace and get some friends and get more listeners. I have 190,976,592 friends in my extended network. Half being Nappy Headed Hoes. Maybe go to shoprite go to isle twelve and buy some balls. They are on sale this week. Or even better they could bring Imus to 92.3 and maybe the IGNORANT (NIGGER actually means ignorant) people will not notice the difference. If 92.3 takes all the money they made this year and buys lottery tickets they might be able to pay pack all the money they lost the stockholders. Oh wait they gave all the money to Roth. Wait Tom , John and Moonves could run around naked go into a sanitarium and claim temporary insanity. Next time you go to Ireland look for a four leaf clover, a ladybug, pull out an eyelace, blow out a candle make a birthday wish, ask Jerry Lewis to run a telethon to help the retards in corporate, save a whale ( I mean ask Oprah for a loan), Hiire Morton Downey Jr, or Robert, sell girlscout cookies, Have a car wash, put it all on red, make a youtube video, auction off office equipment on Ebay, sell bumper stickers that say "SHIT HAPPENS", blame it on the Jews, say the money is in my other pants, sell your soul to the highest bidder, THE DEVIL (Oh wait they did already) Invest in Satellite radio then sue them for everything they've got, or maybe do the right thing. Go bancrupt put your head between your tails and move far far away.. Or click your heals three times and say "There's no place like home. Ask Michael J Fox to build a machine to go back to the future and fire Imus before he can make racial remarks. ETA twenty years ago because he has been doing it that long. Play russian roulette then blame it on the loser. Move to the highest builfing in the city, go to the roof, and jump, make an appointment with Jack Kavorkian, Claim Moonves is the father of Anna Nicoles baby and reopen the case, find a sugar momma. Challenge Z 100 to a tug of war. winner take all. I am not done yet. Just getting started.

Oh by the way I am posting this on my site, sending it to the news, reading this in my act saturday, and telling all my friends on myspace. All two of them. Me and Tom. I already have the number for a good attorney as well as the list of CBS attorney on speed dial. Is Johnny Cocharan available...OH that NAPPY HEADED RACE CARD PLAYING HO is DEAD. LIKE CBS.
Yours Truly
AA Annoying asshole or AA
JOHNNY
P.S. I will have more people at my shows then Free Fm listeners within a year