Blast from the past: King of the Sack Wackers

Melrose Update May 7th
" Joey Boots is a total liar and I have the proof! In some ways, I feel sorry for Joey Boots. He suffers from a severe mental disability, and he is not all there. When I was in Las Vegas last week, he started everything. I never grabbed his privates. I never even touched him at first. Joey Boots knocked off my Laker cap, Joey Boots tore up one of my signs, and then he hit me twice. ALL OF THIS WAS HIS DOING! Naturally, I defended myself from this attack and I did manage to get in a few blows of self-defense, before Nicole Bass intervened. And K.C. and Ronnie the Limo Driver had ME thrown out of the casino! Why didn't I get an opportunity to state my side of what happened? How dare I get thrown out when it was Joey Boots who started the whole thing. I demand an apology from Ronnie Mund. Video of the entire incident exists, and it will prove that Joey Boots started the whole thing .Folks, Joey Boots weighs about 350 lbs; Nicole Bass is stronger than Mike Tyson. I am 165 pounds of lean Jewish muscle! This guy Boots was desperate for airtime. If I ever touches me again, I will again exercise my rights of self-defense When Howard sees the videotape, Melrose Larry Green will be totally vindicated. That is all I have to say about the matter."

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