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Friday, June 01, 2007

Chaunce Hayden, Mutt, Joey Boots and Sternfannetwork

I was skimming SFN this morning when I noticed that one of the members posted about one of our world exclusives from days ago, Chaunce Hayden's Asshole of the week. No, SFN being johnny come lately isn't the story today. That isn't anything new. But when I was reading through the thread I noticed that Mutt still had Chaunce's name filtered at SFN and the members were following along and accusing Chaunce of being what he is not, a scat lover. Why do you ask? Well, here is a brief recap of what happened at SFN a few years ago and if it sounds familiar it should because it is basically the same thing that happened to me there.


1. Chaunce Hayden is blasted by Howard Stern for confiding in a friend of his about receiving a subpeona from the SEC investigating a large movement in Sirius Stock just before Howard announced he was leaving Old Fashion Radio for satellite. The friend just so happened to work for the New York Post and SEC Probe, Sirius Stock, and Howard Stern made the news the very next day. Chaunce was banned from the show.

2. Joey Boots, moderator of SFN, shortly after finds a listing on craigslist by a "Chaunce Hayden" looking for men to shit on him and posts his "findings" for all of SFN to see.

3. Chaunce tries to explain that the listing was fake, but the truth be damned at SFN. Joey Boots and company have a field day smearing Chaunce. (pun intended)

4. Mutt, based on the false report deems Chaunce a shit lover and no longer a friend of the Stern show and bans Chaunce Hayden. Turns out, however, that Chaunce wasn't even a member. So much for checking on your "VIPS" Mutt also makes it so when someone types in Chaunce Hayden, "human toilet" comes up instead.

5. The mob is fueled more and more by the smear campaign to the point that members start making death threats. Police investigate. Steve Langford "investigates" and he, of course, reports the incident wrong. Nothing new there either.

Yup, same thing happened to me years before the Chaunce is a shit lover scam.

A made up story by Joey Boots and a wilding smear campaign begins by the SFN sheep, Mutt backs up the story and continues the lie.

Are these people true representatives of Howard Stern and what he stands for? Maybe.
Ralph is gay, Sal and Richard are gay, Ronnie is a midget. None of that is true except maybe Richard being gay, but is SFN just picking up where the show leaves off or are they a bunch of jackoffs? I think they are a bunch of jackoffs but maybe I am wrong. What do you think? Send your comments to howardshrine@aol.com and let me know what you think.

After seeing that Mutt and company were continuing the lie I decided to leave but before I did I noticed the imonkey link Mutt has at the bottom of his board and clicked and what did I discover? An advertisement by Mutt offering web hosting to people associated with the Stern show and who does he list as one of his clients?

Chaunce Hayden. hahaha

I contacted Chaunce who informed me that this was news to him but did offer this comment concerning the matter:

Chaunce Hayden:

"I just want to thank Mutt for all his support and for working so hard to maintain Chauncehayden.com. And for giving up all the names and locations of his members who threatened me on his website. Thanks, Mutt. By the way, I actually got an apology from a rep at Craigslist and promised to ban whoever posted the kinky thread."


So Mutt lies about Chaunce being a shit lover to keep Joey Boots and the rest of the SFN sheep happy, and then lies about hosting Chaunce's site to try and grab mo money, mo money, mo money all in the name of Howard Stern...............and Chaunce Hayden.

Didn't Cabbie point out all the money grabbing at SFN through imonkeyinc? Oh yeah, he was banned too for those comments. Wonder what filtered name he will get? I'm sure it will just be a matter of time before a Cabbie lie is started and the wilding begins.



Source


(update)

Mutt's response by email: "FYI, Chaunce's site was hosted for free. as was KC's, Zolar's, Song Parody Man's & Joey Boots'. Thanks for accusing me of making money
instead of properly explaining how I've always offered free webspace
to all of the wack pack. Addtionally, the ChaunceHayden.com website
was already off of our servers by the time any of that went down."


(update)

Doc: Correction. Mutt stopped the "human toilet" filter not too long ago when people where spelling Playmate Haydn Porter's name wrong and her name was coming up Human Toilet Porter. It looks like the filter is now only on Chaunce's first name and it comes up SCAT Lover. Still a lie based on a lie. The old one, two punch at SFN rears its disgraceful head once again.

copy and paste link to read the thread in question. maloof, the member who started the thread, has removed the steppin out link he had posted originally. readers of this blog will remember maloof as the superfan roundtable guest who snapped pics of himself drinking beer on Howard's couch and also who took a pic of Howard's chair behind Howard's console late at night following his superfan roundtable "appearance." Now that's a superfan. Sure glad I'm a true fan.

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?s=5b38670b6d26d28dc781b780f0caa131&threadid=259086