Page 71 special report: Is Artie Lange gay?

Page 71, just like Page 69 only we dig deeper for the dirt. We have heard for years here at Page 71 that food isn't the only thing Artie Lange likes stuffing in his mouth. The homophobia, the addictions, wanting to run away to Europe, the fat..........it is all starting to make sense now. Need more evidence you say? Check out this exchange between Howard and Artie from today's show and you decide. They were interviewing the guy who fucked Elvis in the ass when Howard said:

Howard: "Hey Artie, what would you do if you woke up in bed in a hospital and some guy was blowing you?"
Artie: "We would soon trade places."


You would trade places with him? You are flat on your back and some stranger is blowing you and your reaction is you would get up, throw him on the bed and start blowing him? WHAT THE FUCK!!??!!!! God forbid if you woke up and the guy was eating your shit.

Page 71 in cooperation with Shrine 100 news will be investigating this story and will keep you posted on what we learn about the alleged gay activities of Artie Lange.







Oh my!!

(update)

Shrine 100 News contacted the Howard Stern Show and Artie Lange for comment......silence.

Hmm....