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Monday, April 30, 2007

Move over sternfannetwork, there is a new sternfannetwork

Courtesy of some Howard Stern fans in the UK. This site just started, and is the only Howard Stern UK fan site out there.

Stop by and say Hey Now govnerhere

Saturday, April 28, 2007

It's Howard's Fault!!

I haven't been updating this blog as much as I had been lately because that mother fucker Howard Stern has got me hooked on chess. I tried the site he belongs to for the free week they offer and I haven't been able to stop. God damn shit is more addicting to me than the Stern message boards I used to roam on all day long between patients. Those days seem to be gone. Now between patients I play 2 minute blitz games and I'm kicking ass and taking names. My record and rating, however, does not reflect just how bad ass I am because quite often I am interupted by those God Damn people in pain and I have to forfeit, but believe me when I tell you I have taken down some giants on that board and I am only getting better and better. Feel like getting checkmated by the greatest Howard Stern fan of all time? Come visit me, DocSante,at www.chessclub.com and prepare to lose.

Here is some Stern fan message board news before I start kicking ass today.

Around Easter time I sent Mutt from sternfannetwork an olive branch. I called him and apologized for the negative content I wrote about him and his board in this blog. I also posted an open apology to him on his test board and emailed him the same comment. To be honest, I did not realize how this blog was affecting him so much until I talked to him on the phone. He seemed very upset. I told him that it was all comedy but I guess he just doesn't understand my sense of humor. I guess he never did, and probably never will. To date he still has not accepted my olive branch. If he continues to hold a grudge over some Internet bullshit, well it's all on him now. I tried to make peace. If you have been reading my blog the last few months you will notice that there are less and less Mutt amd SFN news items. This is an attempt to help make peace between the families, but also, to be honest, SFN just doesn't interest me anymore. I was the only voice for a very long time telling Stern fans about the negative aspects of the board. I'm not the only voice anymore. My job is done now. There are entire boards now with fans who know the truth about the place. The higher ups know too. Continuing to beat that dead horse here is like beating a dead horse so I am stopping the SFN news, for the most part, whether Mutt decides to join me and end the hostility or not.

In other Stern fan message board news, it looks like the new www.sternhaven.com has already bit the dust. And so has the www.thesternshownetwork.com who was going to beat SFN in the ratings. Well, they are not completely gone but almost. Traffic is very light. The retard owner appears to be trying to play to a bigger audience by recently changing their domain name to www.siriusindemand.com. Good luck with that bozo. I told you www.thesternshownetwork.com wouldn't last. Looks like I was right. hahaha

In Howardshrine.net news there was a big shake up this week when members of the deathsquad started flaming yours truly. They crossed the line however when they dragged in co-admin, Janet and started attacking her as well. I warned them not to fuck with the gatekeeper, but did they listen? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! Three of them now find themselves locked out of her part of the board and they have been crying ever since. hahaha I don't think they understand our comedy either. Oh well. Stop by the #1 Howard Stern fan message board in the whole wide world and have some fun with the TRUE FANS OF STERN.

Well, it's time to start kicking some ass. I will try and get some good blog content, interviews, and autographs for you soon, I promise. I just need to get my chess rating just a little bit better. LOL

Friday, April 27, 2007

Vote For Howard In Time Mag's Top 100 Most Influential People!

Tuesday, April 24, 2007

HOWARD STERN BRINGS THE PEEP SHOW BACK TO NEW YORK CITY

STERN’S ARMY OF FANS EXPECTED TO SHOW UP FOR FREE PEEP SHOW IN HONOR OF
FREE ONLINE PREVIEW OF HOWARD TV ON DEMAND


In honor of the upcoming free online preview of Howard TV On Demand -- Howard Stern’s uncensored television channel -- a mobile peep show booth will be parked at 35 Union Square West at 17th Street on Wednesday, April 25th from 11AM – 4PM, displaying outrageous Howard TV moments…not suitable for the faint of heart. The mobile peep show booth will also tour around Manhattan on Thursday, April 26th from 11AM to 11PM.

Expected to attend from The Howard Stern Show will be: Beetlejuice, Hi-Pitch Erik, Marianne from Brooklyn, Joey Boots, Ronnie the Limo Driver, Crackhead Bob, Sal the Stockbroker, Siobhan, Doug Goodstein, Mike Gange as well as the lovely ladies of Scores who will be on-site to welcome and have their pictures taken with fans.

The Howard TV Online Preview will offer free uncensored video clips on the internet for the very first time on www.howardstern.com/free from April 25-29. The internet preview gives fans exclusive access to the best Howard TV moments including clips from Howard Stern’s Sirius Satellite radio show, uncut classic Stern shows and programming produced exclusively for Howard TV On Demand. The preview will spotlight some of the channel’s most memorable moments with Hollywood celebrities including Pamela Anderson, Cuba Gooding, Jr., Tina Fey, Tracy Morgan, The Dixie Chicks, Jenny McCarthy, Jenna Jameson and Sarah Silverman, as well as the crazy antics of Howard’s “Wack Pack”, clips of porn stars, strippers and Penthouse Pets and hilarious interactions with Howard, Robin, Artie, Fred, Gary and the rest of the cast.

WHAT: Howard TV’s NYC Peep Show
WHERE: Union Square 35 Union Square West at 17th Street
WHEN: Wednesday, April 25, 2007 11:00AM – 4:00PM

From the Howardshrine Mailbag: Should Joey Boots be fired from his only job feedback

hingefactor:

Greetings,

I noticed you had a story about the Joey Boots V Tech jerk off thread.I started a thread of my own in which I asked Mutt to discipline Boots for that horrible thread. I would say reaction to the Boots thread was leaning towards thinking it was ok...but there were many people such as myself who didn't like it, including Bob Levy who talked some sense into Boots. Subsequently, Boots deleted the thread, and received praise for doing so...even though he had to be convinced to do so. Deleting the thread also deleted the posts by people who thought it was great to jerk off to these victims, and one person even went as far to actually jerk off on printed versions of the photos Joey included in his thread. In my thread (i'm hingefactor on SFN) Mutt made a post telling me to Shut the Fuck Up...and Joey was merely saying those girls were hot. That is complete bullshit. Posting graphics of dropped loads next to photos of victims is much more then calling them hot. Needless to say, when I responded to Mutts request that I STFU, in which I merely said that I was disappointed that people, including Mutt, didn't get why the thread was wrong, I had my account put on hold...even though Joey himself acknowledged that the thread was in bad taste.

I find this all to be pretty funny. In the SFN rules, Mutt states that it's ok to express your opinion, even if it's negative...and that SFN isn't into censorship, which is exactly what they did to me. I'm sure Howard would love that. Also, in voicing his support for Boots, Mutt (who appears on Sirius on the Stern Fan Roundtable) is pretty much committing the same kind've thing that Imus did...but he's not going to get any shit about it. It's interesting that SFN has created a group of internet celebrities like Boots, who are known to people, but can get away with shit like this because they are only known to the Stern community. Honestly, I wish the whole story got out to the public, just to illustrate the insensitivity and lack of empathy that some people can show. As for me, i'm done with SFN. Fuck them.

Sunday, April 22, 2007

Should Joey Boots be fired from his only job?

Joey Boots, long time moderator at sternfannetwork posted the following comment, along with a link to a myspace page of one of the female Virgina Tech victims, along with two of her pics and a picture of what looks to be sperm splattering.

"Is it wrong to masturbate to MySpace pics of a dead Virginia Tech student?"

Shrine 100 News was not going to report this despicable latest Love me Daddy attempt by Joey Boots, his lame attempt at humor clearly missing the mark once again. You will see no links to his disgraceful comments here. We did, however, want to acknowledge the humor of Gerry Lincoln who tried to polish the turd that Joey Boots laid.

Gerry Lincoln:




(update)Doesn't look like he will be losing his job anytime soon.

The Boss:

Howardshrine.com proudly presents: The Howardshrine Film Festival 2007

That's right Stern fans. Although the Stern show is not doing a film festival this year, we are. Submit your films to howardshrine@aol.com. The film can be about anything. Depending on the number of entries, we may have two categories: Best Film general and Best film Stern/Shrine related. All entries must be 5 minutes or less.
There is raw footage of the new shrine available by request if you would like to use any in your film. The prize will be a Howardshrine: The Book, and a Howard TV poster signed by Howard and the gang. Get your entries in as soon as possible. The deadline is sometime this year.

Here is our first entry: Retard Call Center by Dale in Sales featuring High Pitch Eric. Unfortunately, this film will be disqualified due to its length.





Watch here

Saturday, April 21, 2007

Stevie Langford wrong again!!

www.stevelangfordswrong.com is looking for people to check on the so-called stories of the so-called reporter Stevie Langford.

I am happy to say that Shrine 100 News is a contributor to this new site, so if you know Stevie Langford news, we want to know about it. Send your items to howardshrine@aol.com.

You can find the latest act of unprofessionalism by the so-called reporter here

"I made up the whole woosey on the escalator thing." ~ Artie Lange

Listen Here

As heard on the new Howard TV daily show.


Copy and paste link below for source

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?s=26ea1396d70d189ac41371e1e397b29a&threadid=243504

Friday, April 20, 2007

A Howardshrine Exclusive: Sneak Peek of Stern guest Krista Ayne's May 2007 Penthouse cover

Penthouse Pet Krista Ayne says good-bye to Howard Stern forever! by Chaunce Hayden



Steppin Out Exclusive.
Penthouse Pet says good-bye to Howard Stern forever!


Penthouse Pet of the Year (runner up) Krista Ayne says good-bye to the Howard Stern Show forever! In next weeks issue of Steppin Out magazine, Ayne sits down with Chaunce Hayden and tells why she's had enough of the Howard Stern Show and why she thinks the Sybian is all an act.

Chaunce Hayden: You've been one of Howard Stern's favorite guests. What do you think of Howard?
Krista Ayne: I won't be doing the Howard Stern Show anymore. I just don't like when he makes the girls do things that make them look stupid. I'm not a big fan of that.

Like Anal Ring Toss?
I never heard of that one! But I know some girls love doing that stuff. If you're a porn star I'm sure that kind of thing is fun. But I'm not a porn star. But Howard lumps us all together. There's no difference to him and I don't think that's fair.

But you did ride the Sybian, didn't you?

(Writers Note: The Sybian is a vibrating chair which Howard Stern often requests female guests to sit on until orgasm is achieved.)

I did, but only for a second. It really didn't feel that good. There's just no way you can enjoy something like that in a room full of people on live radio. In fact, it actually hurts! Think about it? Imagine being in a room full of strangers and being video taped. The last thing you're thinking about is getting off. I think any girl who says she got off on it is just acting. I never spoke to a girl who actually said off camera that it was really fun. I think it's all acting.

So if Howard calls you to come back on the show the answer is no?

Yep. In fact, I just declined. Nothing against the show. But the last time they had 4 Penthouse Pets on they had to sing with sausages in their mouth. I'm not doing that!

Thursday, April 19, 2007

The Making of the Howard TV Wack Pack Commercial

HOWARD TV ON DEMAND LAUNCHES FREE ONLINE PREVIEW



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HOWARD TV ON DEMAND LAUNCHES FREE
ONLINE PREVIEW
APRIL 25-29, 2007

HOWARD STERN’S TV CHANNEL AVAILABLE TO ALL OF HIS FANS ON THE WEB FOR THE FIRST TIME

New York (April 19th, 2007) – The land of the free just got free-er with the Howard TV Free Online Preview. Howard Stern’s outrageous television channel, Howard TV On Demand, goes online for all to see for the first time beginning April 25th through 29th. Stern fans can log on to www.howardstern.com/free to get free full access to the very best of Howard TV.

Fans, 18 years or older, will get exclusive access to this never before seen special event action-packed with clips from Howard Stern’s Sirius Satellite radio show, uncut classic Stern shows and programming produced exclusively for the Howard TV service. Featuring some of the channel’s most memorable highlights including jaw-dropping moments with Hollywood celebrities including Pamela Anderson, Cuba Gooding Jr., Tina Fey, Tracy Morgan, The Dixie Chicks, Jenny McCarthy, Jenna Jameson and Sarah Silverman to name a few, Howard’s “Wack Pack”, clips of porn stars, strippers and Penthouse Pets and hilarious interactions with Howard, Robin, Artie, Fred, Gary and the rest of the cast.

The Howard TV Online Preview brings to all Howard’s fans the over-the-top sexy and outrageous world of Howard Stern they’ve been missing. Satellite TV subscribers that switch to digital cable to get Howard TV will receive three months of free Howard TV plus additional incentives from their local cable company for switching.

“The Online Preview will give Howard’s fans nationwide the opportunity to laugh and cheer along with Howard TV customers who have been subscribing to Howard TV for months,” said Robert D. Jacobson, president and CEO of iN DEMAND Networks. “They’ll now get to see what all the fuss is about.”


About Howard TV On Demand
iN DEMAND Networks offers Stern fans an uncensored window into Howard’s new freedom on satellite radio with HOWARD TV ON DEMAND the subscription video-on-demand (SVOD) service. Howard TV allows digital cable subscribers to bring Howard Stern’s colorful cast of characters right into their living rooms 24 hours a day, 7 days a week On Demand. As the only place to see Stern, the “all-Stern-all-the-time” themed channel offers opportunities to view the daily Sirius shows, uncensored and totally re-edited shows from the past as well as original programming conceptualized by the sultan of shock himself.

Fans are able to get these brand new shows at the touch of a button as well as access to an archive of some of the best moments from Howard Stern’s expansive television library. The HOWARD TV ON DEMAND service is currently available to 24 million digital cable subscribers on Comcast, Time Warner Cable, Cox Communications, Cablevision, Charter Communications, Patriot Media and Rogers cable systems for $13.99 per month (SRP). HOWARD TV ON DEMAND is not available on satellite TV.


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About iN DEMAND Networks
iN DEMAND Networks is dedicated to providing innovative, exciting entertainment that is delivered through cable television’s best technologies. The leader in Pay-Per-View (PPV), Video-On-Demand (VOD), and high-definition (HD) programming, the company is a pioneer in connecting consumers with the entertainment they want to see, when they want it. iN DEMAND delivers programming through four distinct areas of business – Premium VOD services such as Howard TV On Demand, which brings renowned radio personality Howard Stern to his fans the way it was always meant to be; Scheduled PPV programming that includes first-run movies, mega events and the digital out-of-market sports packages MLB EXTRA INNINGS, NBA LEAGUE PASS, NHL CENTER ICE, and MLS DIRECT KICK; VOD blockbuster movies and events such as boxing, mixed martial arts and concerts; and HDTV through their linear network, INHD/MOJO, one of the most widely distributed all-HD networks on cable. The company's shareholders are Comcast iN DEMAND Holdings, Inc., Cox Communications Holdings, Inc., and Time Warner Entertainment - Advance/Newhouse Partnership. Further information about the company can be found at www.indemand.com

Watch TV commercial on Youtube

From the Howardshrine Mailbag: Howard Stern- Cartoon villian??


I thought you guys would probably like this. It's a cartoon starring Howard and the hollywood heiress scum (paris and company). Also featuring the wack pack... with an inside reference at the end there. Enjoy!

Watch here

Best,
Ria

Benjy's Vote for Sanjaya video

Wednesday, April 18, 2007

Bong Hit from the Past: Interview with Jennifer Steele

Doc: You have been on the Howard Stern show twice now. Once on old fashion radio, and recently on Sirius. Tell us about your experiences. How were the two different, old fashion vs satellite? Which did you like better? How was Howard different?
Jennifer: I liked his show on Sirius WAY better. On regular radio, he seemed almost irritable and grumpy. On Sirius, he was like the old boundary-pushing Howard I used to watch on old-school cable back in the 80's. When I was able to stick a bong in my ass on his Sirius Show, he was almost jumping out of his chair like a school-kid, and I know it wasn't just what I was about to do that he was excited about; it was really the beginning of a string of gnarly things that are going to happen on his show, and he was getting off at the fact that he could do what he wanted without the FCC up his ass. As a guest in the sex-biz, it's ALWAYS more fun when your words aren't censored and you don't have to speak in code. It makes it easier to open up when talking about otherwise uncomfortable things when you feel like you're in someone's den. The entire crew seems happier.

Doc: Any good behind the scenes stories you can share with us fans?
Jennifer: That tranny, Siobhan, had to sit in our greenroom because there were so many guests that morning. I honestly have no problem with trannys, but he/she was disgusting, coming in and talking about the hemorrhoids that popped the night before. I just think she made trannys look bad, because the ones I know really take really good care of themselves, and if you're going to spend that kind of money on surgery, why do you look like a homeless dude in a dress?

Doc: Who do you like the most at the studio? Is there anyone you don't like or had a problem with while at the studio?
Jennifer: Don't tell anyone, but Sal and Richard are both REALLY nice. After our bit, Sal actually came to me and said, “Your ass-bong didn't really stink-It was just part of the bit.” Someone who's such a hard-ass toward women on the show actually cared enough to say that so I wouldn't feel bad. What a sweetie ! Everyone knows I have a crush on Artie. Eddie “Produce” Sacks I can already tell is going to be my friend for a long time. Robin is really pretty in person-more than on TV. Other than that, it's pretty much what you see is what you get on the show. You can tell they all love their jobs.



More here

Tuesday, April 17, 2007

Charity Walk by Jim Florentine

CHARITY WALK
Jim Florentine:

I will be joining with hundreds of people to walk 20 miles through the night in the Out of the Darkness Overnight to benefit the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention. I will be walking as a member of Bad Team NYC with my friend and fellow comic Ray Combs Jr. and my personal fundraising goal is $1000. I would appreciate any support that you give me for this worthwhile cause.
I lost my girlfriend Jade on Dec. 27, 2006. The American Foundation for Suicide Prevention is at the forefront of research, education and prevention initiatives designed to reduce loss of life from suicide. With more then 30,000 lives lost each year in the U.S. and over one million worldwide, the importance of AFSP's mission has never been greater, nor our work more urgent. I will hope you will consider supporting my participation in this event. Any contribution will help the work of AFSP. Checks should be made payable to AFSP and are 100% tax deductible. Thank you for considering this request for your support. If you have any questions do not hesitate to contact me.


Sincerely, Jim Florentine

Please visit my overnight fundraising page if you would like to donate online or see how close I am to reaching my personal goal:

Donate here

Goal here

Monday, April 16, 2007

Long time stern fan, needs financial help.

"I'm selling off my stern collection. About 120 GB of mp3's with daily shows from '84 until now. Also videos (E! show cartoons, best of bits, a vhs of Stern appearances on Tom Snyder/etc, and the entire channel 9 show on dvd that I bought off ebay a year ago. Whole set for $250 shipped."

All interested parties email the seller at fstick@gmail.com or Shrine 100 news at howardshrine@aol.com for details.

Sunday, April 15, 2007

Howardshrine Breaking news: Joey Boots molested my girlfriend by comedian Chris McDevitt

Chris McDevitt:

You know, not for nothing , but WTF? I just got back from doing a show with Rev. Bob Levy and Shuli in Trenton, NJ.... and I gotta here about how Boots came up behind my girl in the dressing room and hugged her from behind around her waist, nuzzling her rather large tits, in the manner where she thought it was me and turned to kiss me only to be staring into the face of Joey Boots...

I like you and all Joey, but get sober pal. WTF, I thought we were friends.... if I can leave my girl in a room with Sal, Richard, Beetle, Yucko, Bob, and Shuli....and trust them, I ought to be able to leave her with you and not have you nuzzling her from behind like she's some bitch in heat. I am drunk , but I'm also a lot pissed off...

WTF?




I didn't find out about it until he was gone. Fans kept stopping me on the way from the bathroom to talk about the show... speaking of bathrooms my gf is showering like she got gang raped right now.....

which is fine if that gang consists of shuli and rev bob.... since it didn't...

we got issues.


copy and paste link for more:

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?s=968131d5e18825d858381d66300ef4d8&threadid=240659&perpage=15&pagenumber=1

Saturday, April 14, 2007

Howardshrine presents: A film by Joey Boots


Act one
Part B


Shrine 100 News: We give this film two nostrils way up. That Joey Boots really nose his lines.

Friday, April 13, 2007

Doc gives Howard chess advice

From the Howardshrine Mailbag: Comedian Johnny McCarthy reacts to the Imus lynching

Have we talked about Imus enough. I am actually behind JV with someone needs to do something about it. I told Imus Jokes and racism jokes last night and the people responded well so thanks for the new material you inspired me to write. I am not done. My cousin Dennis was a producer at WNBC and hooked me up with Stern. I was with Rick Shapiro the other night and we called Florentines show and it all got dumped. CBS has no balls whatsoever. I sent Chernoff and Mainelli my suggestions but they would never listen to a nobody like me whos ideas are not good enough to be on radio. I have about an hour and a half of sound bites from this year alone from just 92.3. And hosted a Free Rock weekend which was replayed. Used in promos on several occasions. Maybe it is my fault the rating have been the worst in about 12 years. I took Infinity off my resume for fear it would hurt more than help. I think I will go on a hunger strike til they get their act together. Yeah Ghandi had a better chance. Hey I got a bright idea maybe John Mainelli could put an add on myspace and get some friends and get more listeners. I have 190,976,592 friends in my extended network. Half being Nappy Headed Hoes. Maybe go to shoprite go to isle twelve and buy some balls. They are on sale this week. Or even better they could bring Imus to 92.3 and maybe the IGNORANT (NIGGER actually means ignorant) people will not notice the difference. If 92.3 takes all the money they made this year and buys lottery tickets they might be able to pay pack all the money they lost the stockholders. Oh wait they gave all the money to Roth. Wait Tom , John and Moonves could run around naked go into a sanitarium and claim temporary insanity. Next time you go to Ireland look for a four leaf clover, a ladybug, pull out an eyelace, blow out a candle make a birthday wish, ask Jerry Lewis to run a telethon to help the retards in corporate, save a whale ( I mean ask Oprah for a loan), Hiire Morton Downey Jr, or Robert, sell girlscout cookies, Have a car wash, put it all on red, make a youtube video, auction off office equipment on Ebay, sell bumper stickers that say "SHIT HAPPENS", blame it on the Jews, say the money is in my other pants, sell your soul to the highest bidder, THE DEVIL (Oh wait they did already) Invest in Satellite radio then sue them for everything they've got, or maybe do the right thing. Go bancrupt put your head between your tails and move far far away.. Or click your heals three times and say "There's no place like home. Ask Michael J Fox to build a machine to go back to the future and fire Imus before he can make racial remarks. ETA twenty years ago because he has been doing it that long. Play russian roulette then blame it on the loser. Move to the highest builfing in the city, go to the roof, and jump, make an appointment with Jack Kavorkian, Claim Moonves is the father of Anna Nicoles baby and reopen the case, find a sugar momma. Challenge Z 100 to a tug of war. winner take all. I am not done yet. Just getting started.

Oh by the way I am posting this on my site, sending it to the news, reading this in my act saturday, and telling all my friends on myspace. All two of them. Me and Tom. I already have the number for a good attorney as well as the list of CBS attorney on speed dial. Is Johnny Cocharan available...OH that NAPPY HEADED RACE CARD PLAYING HO is DEAD. LIKE CBS.
Yours Truly
AA Annoying asshole or AA
JOHNNY
P.S. I will have more people at my shows then Free Fm listeners within a year

Interview with BabaBooey

What's your take on the possibility of a Sirius–XM merger?I'm thrilled about it, and not just because I work there. The consumer will get more options in one radio. And we'll double our audience.

It's got to go through three levels: First the shareholders, which shouldn't be a problem. Then the FTC, the Federal Trade Commission, which has to rule whether it's a monopoly or not, and we're hoping there won't be any trouble there. And then there's the FCC, and that's the one where they say it's going to be tough. The thing I'm getting out if it all is, they're not going to make it easy, but it'll probably happen.

What are your favorite Sirius channels?The '80s Channel, of course. I also like First Wave a lot, too. I didn't think I'd like them, but I dig the classic-rock channels — The Vault, Classic Vinyl, and Classic Rewind. I also like Underground Garage, Hits 1, The Spectrum, Octane, Alt Nation, and Raw Dog. And I get a kick out of The Strobe. I'm not religious, but I can go for a good gospel tune once in a while on Praise.

Do you remember the first album you bought?I do. My older brother was sending away for one of those Columbia House things — you know, three or five records for a penny — so he let me pick one. I picked Gary Lewis & the Playboys' Greatest Hits. [both chuckle] Then I went to work in a record store, and I got completely out of control.




More here

(thanks douchebigelow for the info)


The Booey Estate

Thursday, April 12, 2007

Don Imus fired

I think it's jive!!

Clothing for your favorite Nappy Head

T-shirts and rompers now in Nigger-brown.

Order here

Wednesday, April 11, 2007

The Magic of Zolar

Tuesday, April 10, 2007

Stern Fans for Sanjaya

Meet John Denner

Steve Langford wrong again



Steve Langford was wrong once again today, this time reporting incorrectly that Katherine Harris would be among the field with Robin in the 2007 Toyota Pro/Celebrity Race instead of Kathryn Morris. The crackhead reporter, even when Robin--who would know better than anyone--told him that he was wrong, said that he didn't think so. Hey, Steve.......guess what? You were wrong.......again. Maybe you should double check your facts BEFORE you do your news stories Steve.

From a reliable source (not Steve Langford):
"Robin Quivers, Kathryn Morris, Kelly Hu, Martina Navratilova, Emily Procter, Aisha Tyler Among the Stars Aiming to Prove to George Lucas and Chris Klein That 'Girls Rule' All Will Get Behind the Wheel of Race-Ready Toyota Scion tCs on Saturday,April 14, for Charity"

Listen to his latest blunder here
(4-9-07)~Doc

More Steve Langford blunders at www.stevelangfordswrong.com

Saturday, April 07, 2007

A Howardshrine EXCLUSIVE: Wack Packers to star in national advertising campaign for Howard TV

And you heard it hear first. Stay tuned for more details as this story develops.

(update)

Shrine 100 News was contacted not long after we broke this story by someone claiming to have been on the scene and here is what they had to say:

I was there when they filmed the commercial. It was in New Jersey this past Thursday. The wack packers I saw there were Nicole Bass, Siobhan, High Pitch Eric, Double A, Irish John, and Eddie the Produce Guy. I heard that others were supposed to be there like Crackhead Bob, Elephant Boy, and Beetlejuice but they didn't show. It's a 30 second commercial for Howard TV to promote a free preview coming later this month. They had a Patriotic parade with the wack packers, a bunch of hot chicks, and midgets. Lots of red, white, and blue stuff. I asked a couple wack packers how much they were getting paid to do the commercial and it didn't seem like any of them knew for sure.

Thursday, April 05, 2007

Who is the most dangerous woman on TV?

Find out this Monday night from 7-8 EDT on Howard 101 on a "Liveprayer Special" with your host Bill Keller.

Also tune in to hear Bill issue a challenge to a very high profile member of the media.

Wednesday, April 04, 2007

Thumbs be down for Howard Stern says Tyrone Jones



Howard Stern
I gots been listernin ta Stern fo years, hehas a lot of black peeps on like Beetlejuice, Big Black, Angry Black & Kin of all Blacks. But he has appisntly lost his mind cus he announced dat he gettin married. His fiance be a fine white chick who could be seen in FHM each month but it's a big mistake. This dude be like 53 years old which means not too mainey solid erections years ta come. If I were him and I know dat everyone agrees wit me heea, I would be spendin most of muh wakin hours bonin hot broads. And I don't mean all da whoes dat come inta da show, I be talkin about some top shelf sheeet dat I know he could pull. But hey whatever floats yo boat dude.

Source

Vote Sanjaya

Monday, April 02, 2007

A sex crime is committed in the US every 60 seconds

Howard 100 news....


Wayne County Sheriff's deputies arrest a 33-year-old Taylor woman on Friday on charges she offered over the Internet to let an undercover deputy sexually abuse her 7-year-old daughter. (Photo from video shot by the Wayne County Sheriff's Department.)


Got a minute??

Sunday, April 01, 2007

New Stern fan website: www.stevelangfordswrong.com

Stevelangfordswrong:

We believe that Steve Langford is a lousy reporter, and should be fired from Howard 100 News AS SOON AS POSSIBLE. We are dedicated to exposing his lousy reporting, and we will not stop until he is completely gone from the Sirius satellite radio airwaves. If you see Steve Langford news, we want to know about it. Write us at stevelangfordswrong@yahoo.com.

New website here

Photos of Sal in the hospital



Compliments of Rocky from www.sternspin.com


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