www.fuckyouartielange.com

From fuckyouartielange.com:

Artie Lange,


I don’t know if I should love you or hate you? But for now, fuck you Artie Lange! I was listening to the show as a loyal listener does every day. Thursday May 24, 2007 I couldn’t believe what I heard as I was more embarrassed then you were. I’m not going to sit and lecture you like a shrink would and have you fall asleep like you do in the studio for most of the show anyways. But I am so fucking pissed off at you right now on how much little respect you gave Howard Stern from who I thought was your friend as well. You said you were embarrassed from Howard for trying to set you up with a girl who likes fat guys. Howard was doing it from his heart jack off! He wasn’t doing it as a bit. As a loyal listener you know when things are a bit on the show and when things come from the heart. I would think you would know just by working with Howard for five hours a day four days a week. Shit, sometimes you don’t even keep that schedule. You call in sick or choose to do your television show as you fucking piss on Howard. Your attitude is inexcusable and you fucking deserve a Don Imus! If Howard Stern wanted to call me a “Bro” I would think of it as a privilege and be honored. Just because you work with him doesn’t mean he is just a coworker. He is your friend. Since you are such a fucking fag you don’t realize that good friends are hard to come by and take life for granted. How many other times have you turned down a hot chick that Howard or someone brought in for you that weren’t just into fat guys you moron? Just admit it and get out of the fucking closet and don’t be ashamed of who you want to be. Finally, if you want to leave the show in January just fucking leave now if you don’t have any respect for the show or Howard Stern. You say you need a break for rehab but not even Jack Daniels could talk any sense to your 300 lbs of bullshit. You said you were embarrassed for being fat but how many times do you empty the vending machine? People tried to help you and yet I knew that even you appreciated everything everybody did for you. If you so much wanted to straighten your life out you should have done it 250 lbs earlier you sack of high cholesterol potato chips. Whatever you do is your choice and nobody can make your decisions for you. I was going to pray for you but since you don’t appreciate your friends I’m only going to wish you the best of luck and hope you get your shit straighten out. No matter how drastic your shit is no matter how insane your problems overcome your ways. Just remember the friends who care about you are your true friends in life. They will be there for you no matter what hectic schedule they consume and will do anything for you to make you happy. The only thing keeping them from understanding you is you. If Howard Stern doesn’t replace you then thank him as a bro or a friend and not a jerk! If you don’t consider your actions, consider the consequences. Fuck you Artie Lange! Howard Stern can call me a bro anytime he wants. I only know him from listening to the show on radio but I know he speaks from his heart and doesn’t talk any bullshit. We love you Howard Stern! Fuck Artie Lange!


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And now for the comedic stylings of Joey Boots and Mutt

From the new SFN board still waiting to be launched. Mutt filtered my name Sante to come up midget, and then Joey Boots called me a pedophile. The old one, two punch at sternfannetwork. I am neither by the way. So much for honesty from the SFN owner and staff. True representatives of Howard Stern and what he stands for? Hmmm...maybe?



Cabbie and friends discuss

WORLD EXCLUSIVE-Chaunce Hayden's Asshole of the Week: Artie Lange

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Biggest Robin's wrong in the history of the show??

From Robinswrong.com:

Today, at the very start of the show Robin, said that Artie called Howard and Gary jerks. Artie said he didn't remember that and Robin said it was on the wrap-up show. It didn't happen.

Artie didn't call Howard a jerk and one has to wonder why Robin would say such a thing. Artie did say that Howard and Gary were suckers for falling for the Bob Levy scam of bringing a girl on the show acting as if she likes fat guys.

Robin being wrong about this created one of the bigger fights in the history of the show and may cause Artie to leave the show.

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Breaking News: Meet the Shrink Leslie Armstrong dead at the age of 50

Just received this private message from Howardshrine member,Artie's talkin' Gut:

...Holy crap!! I just saw this in our local paper down here:


Posted on Sun, May. 27, 2007
By JOAN FLEISCHMAN
Miami Herald

Leslie Armstrong, a mental health counselor and longtime host of the Clean and Sober Hour on local radio, was found dead Tuesday in her room at the Loews New Orleans Hotel. Armstrong, 50, was in the Big Easy to give a seminar, says her brother, attorney Lance Armstrong.

A hotel employee found her in bed, he says. No cause of death yet.

About a year ago, she hurt her foot in a fall. She fell again a few months ago, injuring both legs, and still wore a protective boot, Lance says. ``She was in a lot of pain.''

Armstrong, a former stockbroker, was in recovery since the late '80s from addictions to drugs and alcohol. She went on to help others battle chemical dependency. Last year, she did a stint on Sirius satellite radio's Meet the Shrink, on a Howard Stern channel.

''What made her special was her passion for life, her compassion for people, animals, the downtrodden,'' says close friend Steve Sawitz of Joe's Stone Crab. ''People trusted her.'' Miami-Dade County Judge Shelley Kravitz and retired state trooper Helene Kostyra Summers, Leslie's childhood friends, say she was kind and big-hearted.

Leslie also is survived by mother Vera. Fred Hunter's Hollywood Memorial Gardens is handling arrangements, which are incomplete.

Beth Ostrosky, not a great actress

Hey, you! Don't call Beth Ostrosky an actress!

We recently name-checked Howard Stern's fiancee as being in an upcoming film with Lilo Brancato Jr., the actor now accused of killing a police officer.

"I had a one-line role in that film - it was a walk-on part," she told us at the launch of Sarah Jessica Parker 's fashion line, Bitten for Steve & Barry's.

"I'm not an actress. And I'll be the first person to say it: I can't act!" she laughed.

She appears as a barmaid in "Saturday Morning," a local independent film set to be released next month.

But Ostrosky says: "I have no desire to act. I'm great as a host, but definitely not great as an actress. Hosting is what I do."

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Our Newest Shrine Inductee: Bleeding Deacons

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Interview with Deacon Daniell coming soon!!

From the Howardshrine Mailbag: A message from Ham Hands Bill and an offer I couldn't refuse

From Bill:

HI

THANKS AGAIN FOR LISTENING & LIKING MY SONG PARODY. WAS FUN!!! EVERYBODY WAS GREAYT AT THE SHOW. THE LIVE VERSION PLAYS TODAY BEFORE 30 MINUTES ONCE THE STARTS. SO, THOSE OF YOU WHO ASKED, TRY TAPING IT WITH A TAPE OR COMPUTER FOR YOUR OWN FUN.

ALSO, I'LL CALL THE STAFF TOMORROW TO ASK IF MY INTERVIEW/SONG WILL BE ON ANOTHER DATE BECAUSE IT'S NOT WITHING THE 5-21-07, WHICH WAS WHEN I WAS THERE. I SAW MARY JOE, THE 8 YER OLD & MISS HOWARD TV ON HOWARD TV ON THE 5-21 SHOW, BUT I'M NOT INCLUDED. HEY, GIRLS 1ST, OF COURSE. I JUST HOPE I CAN SEE MYSELF AND SHOW MY FAMILY TOO. WHO WOULDNT. I'M NOT A PUSHY, PAIN IN THE ASS. I JUST WANT TO ASK. MAYBE THEY FORGOT. WAS FUN AND WE ALL GOT LAUGHS. ANYWAY, COULD YOU GUYS PLEASE EMAIL THE SHOW ASKING AND CALL, IF YOU CAN? THANKS! THAT WAY THEY MAY REMEMBER OR CHECK IT OUT. IF U WRITE/CALL, JUST SAY, "ROBIN'S HAMHANDS WASNT INCLUDED IN THE 5-21-07 HOWARD TV SHOW." I'M LOOKING FORWARD TO SEE IT. I EVEN THREW A KISS 2 HER WHILE SINGING IT.. THANKS AGAIN

HAMHANDSBILL

Bill's website

And an email from one of our readers concerning the "Where is Sean the WhiteRapper?" blogs. This reader, in my opinion, definitely spoke to Sean to know about the WPE and the cds he sent me, and just in case this reader is in the Gambino family I took the blogs down. :) It's nice to know that Sean is alive and well where ever he is. Good luck and best wishes to you my friend:

"Santos can you do me a favor and take that where is the white rapper? off the computer cause so called robin has no idea where Sean is and is a very crazy and deranged who will do nothing but try to fuck Sean at every little chance that she has and robin is not her real name....i spoke with Sean and he said u guys started Wack Pack Elite years ago.. and can u mail back his cd he sent you cause the ones u sent him weren't good quality thanks bro"

An account on hold: A chat with Irish John

Did a quick skim of sternfannetwork, something that I still do on occassion, more out of habit than anything, when I spotted a topic saying that Irish John's account was on hold. Looking into the situation further I found a post made by moderator Joey Boots who apparently turned off the VIP's account for derailing a thread, or so he said. I also saw a comment by Joey Boots complaining that Irish posted the same pic that he did a few times, a pic of Mutt's daughter's underpants. After about 2 minutes of skimming I had had enough and decided to move on. I did see Irish on AIM and decided to ask him his thoughts on what happened and here is that conversation:

Doc: Account on hold for derailing a topic?
Irish John: Nah, he is just trying to show that he has board powers...I guess he didn't like the radio chick video.

Doc: Ridiculous situation.
Irish John: Last week it was Angry, this week it's me....If you don't bow to Boots, you can't play on SFN. I refuse to bow, If he can give it he should be ready to take it.

Doc: He seems very thin skinned.
Irish John: I said something to the affect at least I have the talent to earn a paycheck and I guess that hit home that nobody really gives a shit about the Joey Boots from The Howard Stern Show title. Mutt made Regular Callers like Bong Hit a VIP and when somebody pointed out that I was not a VIP, I said it's because Boots hates me, plain and simple...So Boots said he was immediately going to get with Mutt and revamp who a VIP is and who is not. Mutt gave me a VIP title a couple of years back, Boots stripped it so people could try and attack me via the Internet. Boots actions doesn't make me dislike SFN...For some reason he has always been threatened by me and he can't compete with my level of entertainment so his only recourse is to put my account on hold...Like the fat kid when we were all growing up whose parents spoiled him with all the toys because nobody wanted to play with him...Do a where are they now after Howard retires and compare me to Boots then. I enjoy SFN, some great stuff on there, and I love posting there and interacting with other fans, but unlike Joey Boots my life will go on without it.

Doc: I'm sure it's just temporary
Irish John: I'm sure it is, but I don't feel I did anything inappropriate, thus I will not change the way I interact and or defend myself on the board. If Boots would take a break from the board and the Super fan roundtable people would have a lot more freedoms. Everybody was pissed about King Cable being out of line last week and he did act like an ass, but Boots was right their trying to outdo him and acting like his word is gospel...Meanwhile he was just as guilty for yelling over Mutt as King of Cable, but he does that every week

Doc: Yeah, I heard some of that show. I didn't catch what he did at the end. Do you know?
Irish John: He pulled a bottle of liquor out when he was asked to leave it under his chair....Believe me when I did the show I wanted to bring a beer or 2 up but rules are rules....

Doc: Is that all? I thought he pulled out some pot or coke or something.
Irish John: Nah, your not allowed liquor and this guy didn't even do a Hank move and disguise the bottle...Another elitist asshole.

Doc: I remember Mutt drinking on the air before. Yes? Did they change the rules? Maybe they figured out Mutt screams less when he isn't smashed.
Irish John: You used to be able to, but some folks started walking the halls and doing stupid shit while doing the show so they nixed it.

Doc: Yeah, I've seen pics of people in the studio with beer in their hand. I made a blog about it but I was asked to remove it by that Jared dude.
Irish John: Who is Jared?

Doc: Jared Fox. He won an award from the Interns last week.
Irish John: Don't know him, you posted something about drinking and he asked you to take it down ?

Doc: I posted the pic I was sent of one of the roundtable guests drinking on Howard's couch.....Jared is Tim Sabean's shoeshine boy.
Irish John: Oh, ok, somebody actually went into the studio after the sfrt?

Doc: Yeah, he was given a tour by Jason and they snapped pics.
Irish John: That's how i got the close up pic of Howard's chair. Did you see that?
Irish John: Oh shit, good thing Howard never found out...Did you take it down out of respect for Tim? No, didn't see that one, when was that?

Doc: The day Cabbie was on talking about his film with Ron Jeremy. The chair pic is still up. I will have to dig it out
Irish John: Trying to find it, wasn't it march?

Doc: It's all duct-taped
Irish John: Duct taped, who did that?

Doc: Howard. His chair is falling apart
Irish John: Oh, gotta find that




From the thread in question. And the rest is history. HAHA

Irish John:

Hey Mr. true to the Stern show, go do another prank like this one you did a few years back with Kathi Lee...I love the way you yell Radio Chick at the end who was a local DJ who's station competed (well hardly) with Howard and THE SHOW...Oh, and I love how you rip your overshirt open and have a Radio Chick shirt on




http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GcmNYaGlGC4



Joey Boots:

and i love how that stunt brought me to the attention of Gary and HOWARD and then the rest is history......try again ya untalented/done-nuthin' cunt.

ps.....that was a comedy tri-fecta....leno, letterman and conan all mentioned it in their monologues......you are owned bitch.

Chyna Doll's Private Parts

As talked about on the Howard Stern show.

From the Chyna Doll movie boxcover "One Night in Chyna"


WARNING: Not work or queasy stomach safe.

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Today's featured Howard Stern Show guest: Joe Piscopo

What a difference a year makes. Tomorrow Joe Piscopo will appear on the Howard Stern Show. But it wasn't too long ago Joe had a few not so nice things to say about Howard to Chaunce Hayden in Steppin Out magazine.

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Chaunce Hayden: Howard Stern once said that you weren’t as funny when you started working out and building your body.
Joe Piscopo: You’re going to scare me if you start to quote Howard. Poor Howard. Poor Howard. Thank God they got Howard off the air. I love the guy, but I never thought I would see the day. I consider him a friend, but it’s time. Hmmm, how can I put this? Listen, he’s my age and he’s got women taking their clothes off. I mean, do I need to say anything more than that? He’s so bright. I would love to see Howard reinvent himself. The best of Howard Stern is when he doesn’t talk about all the nastiness. Why does he continue to do that?

Chaunce Hayden: I would guess because hot naked women seem to equal ratings.
Joe Piscopo: That’s not true. His ratings dropped 30 percent over the last year [on terrestrial radio]. I don’t care what happens, [Infinity] wouldn’t let him go off the air unless his numbers dropped drastically. Now he’s going to be buried on satellite radio, so hopefully he’ll reinvent himself.

Chaunce Hayden: What should Howard do to improve his show?
Joe Piscopo: He should drop all the nastiness and be as wonderful on the air as he is in person. They claim he’s getting a half billion dollars to go to satellite. Hmmm. I just hope he stays away from the nastiness. He’s too good for that.

Chaunce Hayden: Is that why you haven’t been a guest on his show for a few years?
Joe Piscopo: Yep. And I feel bad.

Chaunce Hayden: But you can’t argue with success. You have to agree that with without Howard’s support, Christie Todd Whitman wouldn’t have won the election.
Joe Piscopo: That was ten years ago. The times have changed. The big radio show to do these days is a show called “The Jersey Guys” on 101.5. That’s the biggest radio show in the country right now! Did you know that? From 1988 on, whenever I would go on Howard, he would ask me about my career and what happened. But to me, that just tells me that he’s not happy with himself. There’s something wrong in his life that he has to go after me. It tells me he’s not in a place he wants to be in his life. He’s not happy with himself.



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A Howardshrine WORLD EXCLUSIVE: High Pitch Eric talks about his eviction

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Tamara Witmer wants to party with you

Chaunce Hayden:

The following private party for Bruce Willis's new stunning girlfriend is open to all Howardshrine members.... Courtesy of Chaunce Hayden and Steppin Out magazine. Drinks are on me! Have fun..

Where is Beth Ostrosky???

Beth Ostrosky has been telling us Stern fans and the world it seems forever that she is all about saving pets. So where is she when we need her? Shrine 100 News has contacted her several times in the last few weeks concerning the adoption of Jeff Levy's cats.......SILENCE!!!! No response. Why is she continuing to ignore Jeff's pleas for help as these adorable cats get closer and closer to death? Is all that Northshore Animal Rescue League stuff just lip service for the people watching The View? Just a career move or does she really care as much as she says?

Well, we can't wait for her any longer. Jeff needs our help Stern fans and if Beth O and the Animal Rescue League, and the Howard Stern show won't extend a helping hand to these poor animals, then it is up to us.

Listen to Jeff in this EXCLUSIVE Shrine 100 News interview and please help if you can. Thank you.

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Save the pussy!!!

Shannon James: From hot chick to Howard Stern guest to May 2007 Playboy Centerfold....

to Shrine Inductee. Thank you Shannon and congratulations. As God is my witness, that is a great ass!!




Shannon's Myspace

(update)

Shrine 100 News contacted Shannon for a comment and here is what she had to say:
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"I'm glad you liked it!!! That blog is pretty cool, and i appreciate it. I hope you are having a great day babe!"

xoxo
Shannon James

Interview with Greg Fitzsimmons by Shab00ty

§hªb00ty' says:
Are you going to watch Sicko when it comes out in June?
(¯`·.¸.»...Greg Fitzsimmons...«.¸.·´¯) says:
NEVER HEARD OF IT

§hªb00ty' says:
Have you ever been to Cannes?
Greg Fitzsimmons says:
NO, BUT MY WIFE HAS. SHE USED TO WORK IN FILM. I WAS ONCE IN NICE. THE BEACH IS MADE OF SMALL STONES AND THE WOMEN ARE TOPLESS.

§hªb00ty' says:
Very nice!
So you wrote for Ellen DeGeneres, what was that like?
I have to say I sort of am annoyed that the average hot trendwhore L-word watching groupie chick looks up to her...
Greg Fitzsimmons says:
IT WAS GOOD AND BAD

§hªb00ty' says:
At what point did you get into the writers guild? What are the perks?
Greg Fitzsimmons says:
GOT A DEVELOPMENT DEAL FOR MY OWN SITCOM FROM FOX IN 1997. HEALTH INSURANCE, MINIMUM WAGES, PENSION AND A LOT MORE

§hªb00ty' says:
Boston U- I know you're a proud BU alum, how often do you do dates there? ...I mean dates when you take out undergrads. :) j/k.
Greg Fitzsimmons says:
I JUST DID ALUMNA WEEKEND THIS PAST WEEKEND. I PERFORM THERE EVERY SPRING

§hªb00ty' says:
So what pill(s) were you prescribed that upped your productivity, but retarded your orgasm?
Greg Fitzsimmons says:
ADDERAL

§hªb00ty' says:
How is the jump from writing for TV to the movies been?
Greg Fitzsimmons says:
SLOW

§hªb00ty' says:
I take it your first love is stand-up comedy?
Greg Fitzsimmons says:
MY WIFE, KIDS, THEN STAND-UP. WITHOUT THEM I'D ONLY BE DOING JOKES ABOUT ADDERAL



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Greg's website

Our Newest Shrine Inductee: Charlie, Miss Black Howard Stern

Charlie donated to our Howard Stern tribute a signed copy of her music CD, Everybody's Sexy.

Thank you Charlie, and thanks to the always sexy Dean S. Planet for the hook-up.

Thank you Howard 100 news...

for taking our advice and burning that ridiculous Got a Minute bummer. We haven't heard it in weeks since we here at Shrine 100 News pointed out how retarded it was.

Here is another tip for you: Get that idiot Shuli a new sign off, or give him less "stories" to do. Holy fuck, I'm listening to the recap this week and I think I have heard Shalom Bitch about 30 times already and I still have 25 minutes to go. Shalom bitch is very retarded. Time to put it to bed folks.


Shrine 100 News: Join the Revolution!! NO MORE SHALOM BITCH!!!!!!!!!!


For the love of God.

Breaking News: American Idol responds!!!!!

Shrine 100 News contacted the people at American Idol to see what they thought about the alleged accusations that Steve Langford at Howard 100 News is allegedly making about allegations of fixing the American Idol voting results allegedly and here is what they had to say:

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Please note the following:

If this question is about the show, the judges, your favorite contestant, or any other telecast related issue or complaint, please email askfox@fox.com

If this is a question regarding being put on the American Idol ticket wait-list, please go here: http://www.americanidol.com/about/.

If you have a media or PR inquiry, please email Idolpr@fox.com.

If you are inquiring about Season 7 auditions, please note that the cities, rules, and dates will not be released until after Season 6 ends. Please refer to www.americanidol.com at that time.

If you are experiencing difficulties with the digital downloads store, please visit our support center: http://supportcenteronline.com/ics/support/default.asp?deptID=3934.

If you are having trouble watching videos on our site, please refer to the FAQ section: http://www.americanidol.com/faqs/

For information about our Message Board rules and how to contact our moderators, please click on the “Forum Rules” link, which is located at the bottom of every Message Board page.

If one of your MyIdol posts was deleted, it is usually because you have violated a forum rule and the deletion is a warning. If you establish a pattern of violations, your account may be flagged. If your account is flagged, you may get clarification by writing to Steve (stevo@prospero.com ). You may be reinstated if you agree not to create further violations.

For security reasons, we cannot change your password for you, but you can change it yourself in your profile in MyIdol.

If you would like to send American Idol fan mail, please use the following address:

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Please note that we do not have email addresses for the contestants or the judges.

Style questions can be directed to idol.style@fox.com.

In closing, we would like to thank you again for your email! Please visit us at www.americanidol.com to find out the latest in American Idol happenings!

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Stay tuned to Shrine 100 News for further team coverage on this breaking story.

A Conversation with a Radio God

Today, a dream came true for me: I had the opportunity to chat with a radio God. No, I am not talking about Howard Stern or Eric Fred Norris or Robin Quivers or even Gary Dellabate. I am talking about the one and only, Cabbie. I became a big Cabbie fan the very first time he hit the Stern airwaves, and thanks to the Internet have had many memorable encounters with him ever since. Who can forget the time I sent Cabbie a video of my Shrine, along with a porno, and asked him how he liked my movie, and he thought I meant the porno. He went on the air and asked Howard if I could stand in for him in a nicest penis contest because of my awesome pee pee. Or the time I "hacked" into his account on sternfannetwork and posting as him said “Tom Chuisano sucks black cock.” at a time when he was having trouble with management. He quit on the spot. Good times. Cabbie got mad, but ended up smiling about my Internet Hi-Jinxs and became the man responsible for giving my Shrine video to the people at the Howard Stern CBS show, who for half a second actually considered filming the Shrine for broadcast. Cabbie also donated to the Shrine the boxing cup, “The People’s Cup“, he used in his fight against Angry Black, signed “I don’t think this will fit you, your cock is far too big.” Last year I even wrote Cabbie when he was in prison and not only did he send me a cool letter back, he included a name tag he ripped off his prison uniform. How cool was that?

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Listen to conversation here

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Richard Christy's EVIL NED at Pioneer Theater in NYC

Richard Christy of Sirius Satellite Radio returns to New York City's Pioneer Theater for EVIL DEAD + EVIL NED double bill on June 2, 2007


Sirius Satellite radio personality Richard Christy - death metal drummer,pornography connoisseur, staff member on the Howard Stern show, and filmmaker - returns to New York City's Pioneer Theater on June 2, 2007, for a rare and totally unwarranted screening of EVIL NED, which Christy had directed in 1995.

EVIL NED screens in a double bill with the classic EVIL DEAD. EVIL DEAD begins at 11pm, to be followed by EVIL NED (the latter also known as "Evil Ned 3-The Return of Evil Ned 2-Electric Boogaloo").

Christy himself issues a warning to potential viewers of EVIL NED: "I have to warn you beforehand, I had no idea what in the hell I was doing . . . This film was made for about 250 dollars, 200 of which was spent on beer, and it is the epitome of low budget! If you're into beer, dirty magazines, huge hog testicles, gay monsters, Amish Erotica, and evil talking ducks, then you'll love this movie! The Screening starts at 11 pm and I hope to see you all there! "

Further information is available here:
www.twoboots.com

See also:
www.richardchristy.com
http://myspace.com/richardchristy69

Christy was last at the Pioneer in January 2006, for the premiere of "Super Twink." He has been invited to return anyway.

Prizes given to anyone who actually watches all of EVIL NED.

Siobhan the Transsexual is also expected to attend.

Top 20 lines from the Andy Dick roast

#20
"Andy, it's like you don't even care. At least Artie THINKS he's doing good work."
- Colin Quinn


#19
"Artie's got a DVD called 'It's the Whiskey Talking".
If the whiskey could really talk, it would say;
'Hey ya fat fuck, how about writing a new joke already?' "
- Sal


#18
"I don't know what's gayer, getting your balls licked,
licking someone's balls, or paying to watch someone's balls get licked.
It's all Gay. You're all Gay."
-Andy Dick


#17
"I'm serious Artie. You are 10 pounds and a tube top away
from being raped at the Puerto Rican Day Parade."
- Dave Attell


#16
"Richard Christie said that licking a man's balls is just 'great comedy'.
If that's the case, then Andy Dick is Groucho Marx."
- Greg Fitzsimmons


#15
"Look at her, she's transformed herself.
Lisa's gone from really fat and ugly,
to sort of fat and ugly."
- Benjy


#14
"Howard, you said you feel bad for Paul McCartney, wait 'til half your money
goes to a poodle shelter, ya dumb fuck."
- Shuli


#13
"Andy, I'm not saying you're Gay but I hear you were
rushed to the hospital to have 2 liters of cum pumped INTO your stomach."
- Dave Attell


#12
"Robin I think you should take up tennis. That way, you can hear your name
and the word Love, in the same sentence."
- Lisa Lampanelli


#11
"Yucko, I saw your MTV show, the Virginia Tech shooter got more laughs."
- Dave Attell


#10
"When I was told we're roasting a pill popping, cock sucking, cum guzzling,
assfisting faggot, I thought; 'we're roasting Ralph twice?' "
- Shuli


#9
"Andy's not totally gay, he loves eating pussy.
Yeah, right after a guy shoots a load into it."
- Bob Levy


#8
"I wish Andy was my Dad. Imagine how cool that would be.
Andy finds your stash, gives you the drug lecture on it,
then offers to suck your cock for it."
- Shuli


#7
"Artie, I hear you've been doing some acting lately
and I hear you're up for a big part in the Anna Nicole movie.
You will be playing the Island she died on."
- Dave Attell


#6
"Lisa Lampanelli's vagina is so big you could split into
East Vagina, West Vagina, South Vagina, etc...
and still have enough left over to make a catcher's mitt."
- Greg Fitzsimmons


#5
"Andy, how the fuck did you get a woman pregnant?
What, were you spooning and cum leaked out of your ass?"
- Sal


#4
"I went to the video store and rented Beer League the other night.
I said 'when do I have to bring this back' and they said
'don't fuckin' worry about it'."
- Yucko


#3
"I know you guys think she's Black but Robin is SO White.
Robin rides horses, she boats, she races cars,
she reads, she eats with utensils, she wipes."
- Benjy


#2
"Robin's cunt looks like Bob Marley eating a pastrami sandwich in a cave."
- Andy Dick


#1
"Andy Dick's asshole has been fingered more than Eddie Van Halen's guitar."
- Bob Levy


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regards,
Ra
http://thrilltone.com

from the Howard Stern newsgroup

XM suspends Opie and Anthony

WASHINGTON and NEW YORK, May 15 /PRNewswire-FirstCall/ -- XM Radio announced today that the company has suspended Gregg "Opie" Hughes and Anthony Cumia, hosts of "The Opie & Anthony Show" and ceased broadcast of the show for 30 days, effective immediately.
XM Radio deplored the comments aired on "The Opie & Anthony Show" last week. At the time, the company strongly expressed its views to Opie and Anthony, and they issued an immediate apology.
Comments made by Opie and Anthony on yesterday's broadcast put into question whether they appreciate the seriousness of the matter. The management of XM Radio decided to suspend Opie and Anthony to make clear that our on-air talent must take seriously the responsibility that creative freedom requires of them.
As a company, XM provides customers with tools to control what they listen to on XM. "The Opie & Anthony Show" appears on one of XM's explicit language channels (XL). Whenever a radio is tuned to an explicit language channel, the letters "XL" continuously appear on the screen. XM frequently mentions on its explicit language channels that the content may be inappropriate for certain listeners and tells how to "block" channels that feature this type of content. Channel blocking is available through xmradio.com or by calling 1-800-XMRADIO.

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Save Jeff Levy's cats

Hey Now Stern fans, Jeff Levy the vomit guy needs our help. A few months ago he was told by his landlord to get rid of some of his cats or he and his dad would be evicted from their apartment. He had 17 cats at the time. On his behalf I contacted Beth Ostrosky to see if the Northshore Animal Rescue League could help. She wrote back and told me to advise him to seek a shelter around him. Apparently the Northshore Animal Rescue League doesn't go into Brooklyn. As she advised, Jeff looked for a local shelter and was able to find one by the name of Pet Haven. Unfortunately, they could only take a few of the cats and a few kittens. Jeff still has 12 adult cats and facing eviction unless he can get rid of at least 5 more cats. He doesn't want his pets to be destroyed and has asked me again for my help. Shrine 100 News contacted Beth0 twice this week concerning this issue......Silence. Didn't she say she was going to devote her time to saving animals and not modeling anymore in the Pittsburgh news station interview? Jeff Levy has no transportation to take his cats to another shelter. Why is no one from the show especially Beth0 extending a helping hand to save these animals? It's time that one of us fans step up and do the right thing.

If you can help please contact Jeff asap at 718-338-3234.

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"Howard Stern is a piece of shit"

That is according to the people at www.sternspin.com, owned and operated by Rocky aka Dan aka Stern show stalker, according to Stern show producer Gary Dellabate. Dan is apparently outraged at the recent ball licking of his friend Sal Governale by Richard Christy and is comparing the bit to the Debbie Tay incident. The following is what Dan wrote on his site. We here at the Shrine agree that it's bullshit people are getting banned at SFN for their opinions (so what else is new) but to call Howard a piece of shit over two gay guys enjoying each other for money on satellite radio? Sorry, Dan, we don't agree with you on this one. Sounds like you need your balls licked my friend.

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Stern Fan Network member, Royce gets banned for posting the following message:

"Howard Stern JUMPS THE SHARK- RETIRE!

Ok enough is enough; Stern has completely lost his edge. On today's show Stern's lowly paid employees were reduced to licking balls. Sal and Richard may have a shred of talent when it comes to phony phone calls but they sure aren't paid enough for their work. They are so poorly paid they accepted a total of $7,000 for the homosexual act.

There is nothing wrong with being gay but this is the Howard Stern Show! This kind of crap is not entertaining, it's not clever and it's not funny. What seems more disturbing is how bad the two "writers" needed the money. What happened to the old Howard? The radio jock that was once primed with pure angst has been reduced to a ringleader comparable to that of Jerry Springer. This is NOT great radio!

It is time for Howard to retire; he has nothing left to offer. Sure, he has helped mold an entire industry, TWICE, but Stern has been phoning it in and his show has been reduced to a series of puppet employees performing lewd, un-humorous acts. To be honest, I wouldn't pay for this crap and I'm a fan. I will pay for Sirius though, it is worth way more than Stern. Hopefully, they will not waste another dime on renewing his contract. The chance of a merger has been reportedly rocky. I hope the merge happens but Stern's task is complete.

Don't become another Don Imus! Get out on top or as close as you can.
Last edited by Royce on 05-08-2007 at 10:15 PM"

At least a dozen other SFN members were also banned for expressing similar sentiments.

At SternSpin.com we agree. Howard Stern is a piece of shit. How else can we put it? We are Stern fans, but Howard treats his dog Bianca better than he treats Sal. Sal has children, and what Howard did today to Sal, he also did by extension to Sal's children. This is on par to Howard's playing with the cremated remains of Debbie Tay against the wishes of her family. As Howard says, "Cash is king." Howard has the money, fame, and power -- too bad he doesn't also possess the humanity. Fred Norris for all his pseudo moral posturing, and Robin with her pseudo culture are also to blame for what took place today.


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Howard Stern - First Day on WXRK (92.3) New York | November 18, 1985

Shock Jock Week: Howard Stern - First Day on WXRK (92.3) New York | November 18, 1985
It could be said that the show which eventually evolved into a national phenomenon for the “King of All Media” started right here. It was following Stern’s firing from 66 WNBC earlier that year that he moved back to a format which was more in line with his rock and roll roots, as he kicked off a new program on New York City’s “K-Rock”….. which itself was a new rock station rising from the ashes of top 40 WKTU - the once-Disco station which dethroned WABC in the ratings.

Stern had been a large personality at WNBC, and before that, WCCC (106.9) Hartford, so to say that Howard Stern wasn’t already a talent to be reconed with would be incorrect. But, it’s here at WXRK that Stern perfected the show format which he’d later use in syndication, ironically from K-Rock, and then in January of 2006, at Sirius Satellite Radio.

So much radio history can be traced here that it’s difficult to make mention of it all. So rather than describe this first day of the rest of Howard Stern’s career, listen to a recording of an event which marked a change in the way radio stations’ morning shows are presented.

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askmen.com like Howard Stern

why we like him?
We simply love Howard Stern. And we have our reasons: The guy routinely invigorates men everywhere, he is self-made, he has countless women willing to disrobe for his cause, he speaks his mind and gets paid for it, and he agitates the right people.

why is he famous?
He pioneered the "shock jock " profession with his outrageous and original radio show, which has segued into a number of other ventures, including books, satellite radio, a movie, and even a TV network: the uncensored, on demand Howard TV. Howard has legions of loyal (some would say crazed) fans that hang on every word uttered by the self-proclaimed "King of All Media."

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His stronghold on the airwaves is so powerful that in 2006 he commenced a five-year contract, reportedly worth $500 million plus a one-time $225 million stock bonus, with Sirius satellite. Through the years, Howard has redefined what it means to be a disc jockey almost single-handedly. His frank, opinionated, tell-it-like-it-is attitude appeals to a vast audience and has allowed him to conquer every market he has entered.

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Steve Langford doesn't pay attention to detail

From www.stevelangfordswrong.com



Just minutes after perhaps the gayest thing to ever happen in show history occurred (Richard Christy licking Sal Governale's balls) Steve Langford ran to be the first person to break the news to Richard's parents, and once again Steve fumbled the ball. Steve told first Mr. Christy, and then he told Mrs. Christy that their son licked Sal's balls for 5 seconds. Wrong Steve Langford. Richard licked Sal's balls for 10 seconds. Weren't you paying attention? Apparently not. Have a listen now Steve.

Steve's inaccurate reporting here

Listen to the truth here

How many of Steve's stories are not accurate? More than you imagine, more than you imagine. Fire this hack Howard. He sucks.

(5=11-07)~ Stevelangfordswrong

From the Howardshrine Mailbag: Opie and Anthony need YOUR help

From wackbag.com:

To The Listeners, Pests, and Members of Wackbag;

We all knew this day would come. The Opie and Anthony Show is threatened by people who want to control what everyone should say. Don Imus was fired for making a bad joke about a sympathetic diverse losing woman's basketball team, JV & Elvis were suspended indefinitely from FreeFM for satire on Asian accents and now some special interest groups will say they are offended to gain publicity and fame for their cause because a homeless person commented on what he would like to do to Condoleezza Rice.

So we should give them what they want but expose them as the hypocritical, anti-free speech and political correctness police that they are when they come out of their hiding spots. Also, preemptively, we should contact Opie and Anthony’s bosses and people of the companies why they should stand with them and have a backbone for a change. People only write letters when they are told things are offensive and the silent majority loses when they remain silent. These special interest groups who claim to know better think everything should be nice and not be made fun of. But sometimes humor that might offend is refreshing.

So to prevent only the minority from ruling the majority please write, email and call these people. Remind them it is important that a corporation would stand-up for the users of their product and not succumb to the demands of people who do not. You have enjoyed The Opie and Anthony show and now they need our help>>

No apologizes for people that do not listen or do not want The Opie and Anthony Show to continue speaking out.




+Templates/Suggestions

To help in your letter writing, included is some of the letters that fellow wackbaggers have written:

--------Suggestion 1 by Jolie:

Dear Sirs,

It is with extreme sadness that I feel compelled to even write to you regarding this issue, but in light of the recent instances of radio shows being taken off air due to "inappropriate" content, I feel I must.

I have been a long time fan of the Opie and Anthony show. They are the only reason I subscribed to XM Radio, and they are the only reason I continue to subscribe to this day. Having recently bought a car with Sirius rather than XM, I have had a chance to listen to the competition, and I must say, if it were not for Opie and Anthony, I would cancel my two XM subscriptions tomorrow and go with Sirius instead.

That said, it has come to my attention that Opie and Anthony may come under fire for a recent segment involving a discussion with a homeless man. I did not hear this segment live today, however I had a chance to listen to it this afternoon, and while I can understand why some people might get offended by this, it did not seem there was anything illegal in the content, merely offensive. I will be extremely disappointed in your company if you choose to take permanent action against Opie and Anthony in light of this "offensive" and "inappropriate" content.

I am fully aware of the risk I take every day listening to the Opie and Anthony show. I know very well that they are likely, on a daily basis, to say something that will offend someone - and I continue to listen because in addition to their brash comments, they are funny and I enjoy the content they provide. I also know that I, as a consumer, have the ability to change the channel or turn the radio off if I do not like the content I am hearing on a given day - and there have been times where I have exercised that ability during this show. It should be left up to the individual consumer to choose the content they like from the wide array of content available on satellite and free radio, and those who are offended by comments made by Opie and Anthony should not be given the ability to decide which content I am allowed to listen to.

Please do not bow to special interest groups in this matter. It is a known fact that many of these groups are extremely well organized and have internet form letters to use to make complaints to a variety of people during events like this - but they do not speak for me, and I would hazard a guess that they do not speak for the majority.

Thank you for your time,

----------Suggestion 2 by distortion9:

Mr. (All of them),

Sir, I will keep this short and get right to it. I'm hoping that you plan to stand by your radio talent and also stick up for me as a customer. Yes, I am a fan of the Opie and Anthony show but, as you very well know, there are bigger issues at stake here. I promise to support you and XM radio but, you can not sell me out and expect me to continue being a customer.

I am absolutely fed up with censorship and refuse to support anyone that is not willing to stand up for the Rights we are granted as Americans. Period.

Sincerely,
Paul XXXXXXX

Radio ID # XXXXXXX




-----------Suggestion 3 by Awful Me:

To Whom It May Concern,


My name is _________________, I am an XM Subscriber and currently have ___ subscriptions under my account. My account number is ____________ .


I am a fan of XM general, Opie and Anthony in specific and more importantly, I am a strong supporter of Freedom of Speech.


I realize you will get grief from protesters and those that want Opie and Anthony removed for your airwaves. Please stay strong and do not give in to these special interest groups.

Remember, most of them are not subscribers, I however am. I pay for your service and support your sponsors. Buy caving in to the demands of the few, you lose the support of those of us who are actually using your service.

While you MAY lose a few sponsors, by bowing down to the demands of these groups, you WILL lose customers.

Sponsors will come back, dissatisfied customers will not.


Thank you for your time.


Sincerly,

---------Suggestion 4 by Barbwire Mike:

To whom it may concern:

Today there seems to a be a storm rising up against talk show hosts Opie and Anthony. Even though the "offending bit" happened on XM, I've already seen from the way Imus was treated that CBS isn't very gung-ho about sticking up for their talent.

I URGE you not to make the same mistake with Opie and Anthony.

The Imus controversy was started by a few loudmouths who got press while the silent majority stood silent. However, the second he was yanked the grassroots campaign to save this country from special interest pro-censorship forces began.

And it's been growing.

I promise you... we will not be silent this time.

We WILL boycott your advertisers. We WILL stop watching your programming. We WILL utilize all legal means at our disposal to get the word out to everyone. We WILL turn the blogosphere into a campaign against your corporation unlike anything the network has ever experienced before.

Or... we will praise you for putting your foot down and sticking up for the right to be entertaining in the face of self-righteous and self-serving "community leaders" or political groups (left wing and right wing) with their own agendas that couldn't care less if our rights and freedoms are trampled all over as long as they get their names and faces on television.

I'm one person, so even if this is being misconstrued as a threat I realize I alone can't make a difference.

But trust me... there's an army of us. The time for apathy and compliant silence has passed.

Please do the right thing.

Sincerely,

------Suggestion 5 by cigarsanscotch,

If CBS is smart it will stand firmly behind the morning radio duo of Opie & Anthony. By not supporting Don Imus during a throw away comment made in jest, CBS radio has opened the floodgates for petty grievances by small handfuls of people trying to empower their own personal agendas via special interest groups. This is murdering revenues for your struggling radio division. The amount of on air censorship is ridiculous and it is stifling the ratings of your moneymaking talents.

By supporting O&A during this non story involving Condi Rice, you will increase your listener ship. This is basically free advertisement and that will draw listeners (young male demo mind you) in to your stations that carry the show. It is just a matter of remaining strident and riding the additional attention to profit. At no point did Opie, Anthony or any member of their staff condone or promote **** or violence towards women. They were merely reacting to the ramblings of an obviously unbalanced homeless man who was making the comments in jest himself. I heard it live and like the majority of people heating it was laughing at the over the top, absurdity of what was being said and at no point inferred any seriousness or threat during the segment.

Edgy radio if allowed to be done properly is a huge ratings and revenue grabber. I think that CBS needs to remind it's sponsors of the ineffectiveness of actual boycotts by special interest groups. If you need a case in point. refer to the Michael Richard fiasco. Although he was on stage in a comedy club, he made statements out of anger that were obviously not part of his routine that were in fact offensive and racist. If ever there was a high profile screw up that was it. Even after his apology, Sharpton/jackson called for the boycott of the soon to be released Seinfeld Season 7. As far as Seinfeld goes, that was the weakest season to be released. Guess what? It outsold every other Season by a longshot. I guess the "bad" publicity helped, and that was a legitimate inflammatory story.

If O&A are further censored or fired, I will completely stop listening to your stations and get my entertainment through satellite radio and my Ipod. There are many other loyal fans to Opie and Anthony and free speech that will be more than happy to neglect your stations in the Arbitron diaries if you disappoint us again.


(update)

Thank you to everyone who has e-mailed so far, but PLEASE - DO NOT E-mail any CBS officials anymore!

That is actually hurting the cause, as many CBS officials were not aware of the situation until they got 1000's of e-mail from us!

For more information on what you can do to help visit http://peopleagainstcensorship.org/ Or check out any of the OnA Fan-sites listed on http://www.opieandanthony.com.

Thank you very much!

--Wackbag.com staff

Interview with Miss Black Howard Stern by Dean S. Planet

Dean: You mentioned that you currently live in both LA and NY. Where are you now?
Charlie: I am currently in downtown New York City baby!!!

Dean: Are you single?
Charlie: Depends on the day!

Dean: How has your life changed since becoming Miss Black Howard Stern?
Charlie: Well golly!!! I have a lot more fan mail to read and respond to I tell you what!!! Howard’s fans are sooooo AMAZING and loyal and talkative!!! HAHAHAHA.

Dean: What does being Miss Black Howard Stern mean to you?
Charlie: It may sound wacky, but being Miss Black Howard Stern means EVERYTHING to me!!! First of all, I’m such a huge fan of the show, I listen 24 hours a day, EVERY DAY!!! And as MBHS I get to go to the Sirius studios and see and talk to my heroes any time they feel like inviting me!!! HAHAHAHA!!! Second, I’m now part of this HUGE network of devotees that I never really knew existed. I mean, I always knew that there were other people out there that loved Howard and the gang as much as me, but I didn’t really KNOW. You know? So now it’s like I have 40,000 new best friends to talk about the show with! It’s fucking BRILLIANT!!!\\

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Beth Ostrosky interviewed by hometown news station

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Mention the name Howard Stern and it usually sets off a firestorm of discussion -- so imagine being engaged to one of the most controversial talk-show hosts in radio.


WTAE Channel 4 Action News anchor Sally Wiggin talked one-on-one with that very woman, who just happens to be from Pittsburgh.

Beth Ostrosky, of Fox Chapel, is the 35-year-old beauty who captured Stern's heart.

Ostrosky is a Fox Chapel High School homecoming queen who went to the University of Pittsburgh to study to be a teacher, and then embarked on a successful modeling career in New York and Europe.

The couple met at a famous Manhattan dinner party.

"The first time we had eye contact, it was love at first sight for me," said Ostrosky. "I saw these angelic blue eyes gazing at me, and I was done. I knew that this was going to be a man that was going to be in my future."

"Then I realized, this is a guy who is single, recently out of a marriage, and I thought, he is out with friends, he doesn't need to spend time with me, so I was smart," said Ostrosky. "I said, 'Why don't you go and speak to those beautiful other women who are here?,' and he goes, 'No, I want to be with you.'"

Stern took her home, which was a half-block from his place, and then called her at 7 a.m. the next day.

"OK, granted I got home at 3 a.m.," said Ostrosky. "What is that, a matter of a few hours? I answer the phone, he said, 'Do you want to come over and watch a movie?,' and I am thinking, OK, tonight I will go over and watch a movie. And I said, 'What time should I come over?,' and he says, 'Right now.'"

Ever since then, Ostrosky said they haven't been apart.

"I love him -- seven-year anniversary on Mother's Day," said Ostrosky.

Her mother, Judy, is a former schoolteacher, whom Beth described as very beautiful, Catholic, conservative and proper.

"I wanted her to be the first to know, since she is always the one to know my good news," said Beth Ostrosky. "And I told her I met the man of my dreams and it is interesting, because he is famous, and she couldn't wait to hear."

"I ended up telling her who it was," said Beth Ostrosky. "She slammed the phone, and she didn't talk to me for two weeks."

So Stern and Ostrosky took action and flew her mother to New York.

"They really have a special bond, and my mother sees him for who he really is," said Ostrosky.

According to Ostrosky, her fiance is nothing but a big puppy dog.

"When we first met, I had never listened to his radio show, and I made the conscious decision if I listen to his radio show, I am going to get confused," said Ostrosky. "Because from what I hear and who this man is that I am falling in love with are two completely different people."

Ostrosky said she does listen when Stern interviews a big name, and she knows he talks about their personal life, to a point.

That point came because of her father, Bob, a former University of Pittsburgh football player and now-retired surgeon.

Bob Ostrosky was a Stern listener before his daughter met Stern.

"So my father came to me about something he (Stern) has said, and I didn't know he had talked about it, and I was really embarrassed," said Beth Ostrosky. "That was the point I told him it was coming into play with my personal life, where it was not a good thing, and he has been really great about it."

Some reports have said that, despite the engagement, the two weren't necessarily going to get married.

"Oh please," said Ostrosky. "He is the one asking me when are we going to do it. He is so into marrying me."

Ostrosky is candid about how doors have opened since the relationship began, but she has become a force in her own right. She has acted, is a correspondent with "Extra" and hosts "Casino Cinema" on Spike TV, and Barbara Walters, a friend of Stern's, asked her to guest-host "The View" on ABC.

Ostrosky was even asked to do "Dancing With the Stars," but declined because she didn't want to be gone from Stern for long.

"'Dancing With the Stars' -- I don't consider myself a star," said Ostrosky. "I was laughing. If I was on the show, what would my caption be? Beth Ostrosky, Howard Stern's girlfriend."

Ostrosky said her true passion is animals.

"I would love at the end of the day to have a program on Animal Planet," said Ostrosky. "I have been in talks with Animal Planet for over a year now, and we are trying to find the right thing."

And when it comes to Pittsburgh, Ostrosky said she is happy to admit that is where she's from.

"When people ask me where I come from, I say 'Pittsburgh' with such pride and with a big smile on my face, and it is such an honor to come home to Pittsburgh, because that is my heart and soul," said Ostrosky.

HOWARD STERN IS ONE OF THE RICHEST MEN IN NEW YORK

HOWARD STERN IS ONE OF THE RICHEST MEN IN NEW YORK

Rich New Yorkers who summer in Southampton are aghast because Howard Stern set a new record by renting a summer home for $800,000 for three months. Howard leased an ultra modern sprawling 6000 square foot mansion with a helipad nearby. It's believed to be the highest price ever paid for a summer rental there. "Howard raised the bar" commented a realtor who predicts rental prices will soar. Up until now, the highest documented price paid was believed to be $500,000 for the summer. Howard and his fiancee Beth Ostrosky plan to spend as much time there as possible, and Howard's buddies are already angling for invites.

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Amy Fisher chats with Chaunce Hayden about Howard Stern

In next weeks Steppin' Out magazine, Steppin Out editor, Chaunce Hayden sits down with Amy Fisher to get her side of the story regarding her new relationship with Joey Buttafucco and how she really feels about Howard Stern.

Chaunce Hayden: Howard Stern seems to have an on-air friendship with Joey. How do you feel about that?
Amy Fisher: I’ve heard about it, but I’ve never listened to Howard Stern. At all! I basically know who Howard Stern is, that’s it. I really don’t pay attention to it. I could care less.

Chaunce Hayden: Why not go on Stern yourself?
Amy Fisher: They asked me if I wanted to come on. But from what I heard about the show, it’s really not the forum that I want to present myself in. To be honest, based on what people tell me about Howard Stern, I think he's kind of a creep. I don't like what I know of him or what I hear of him. He's just not someone I care to talk to or meet.




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(update)

Amy actually called into the show last year. From marksfriggin.com

Amy Fisher Calls In. 03/10/06. 7:35am
Howard had Amy Fisher on the phone but she was on with this guy David Creef who insisted on being on the phone with her. Howard said that David comes up with some strange pay-per-view events that no one cares about. He said that Amy Fisher, Joey Buttafuocco and Mary Jo Buttafuocco are having a reunion. Howard wondered why this didn't happen 15 years ago. Amy said that it just happened back then so they couldn't do it back then.
Howard asked Amy if she really wants to talk to Joey and Mary Jo. Amy said it's not a big need but she would like to talk to them. David said that this is not going to be a pay-per-view event. He said he wanted Howard to do an interview and then put it on pay-per-view. David said he has to pay them a reasonable amount of money but he wouldn't say what he wanted to pay them. He said he has paid them some money but they have a lot more to make.

David said that Amy is going to do Playboy so Howard asked her if that was true. She said that she might do it but nothing sounded like it was set. Gary said that David said that he wasn't going to talk that much but he was talking quite a bit this morning. Howard said he was asking David to talk but his phone was screwed up and echoing.

Howard said that Joey Buttafuocco is probably going to call Amy names on this show. He was asking her about that stuff and she said she didn't want to talk about the old days, she wanted to stay with the current day. Howard said that the guy she's married to seems to look kind of like Joey did. She has a type and it's not surprising that she's with this guy.


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Carbuncle from the past: Interview with Jeff the Drunk Curro

Jeff the drunk first broke the story about his ass boil back in Sept of 2003 for www.deansplanet.com. Check out this carbuncle blast from the past



Doc: Did you really soil your pants on today's show like they said?
Jeff: It wasn't soiled pants dude. I had a boil on my ass. A boil on the back of my ass. Big friggin deal. They make a big deal out of that. I don't mind. I know he (Howard) is only busting my chops. It's all good. I don't care. Remember when I fell the last time and he said I shit myself? That was blood coming through my underpants.


Doc: From a boil?
Jeff: Yeah.

Doc: And again today....another boil?
Jeff: It's the same boil. It has been there for years.

Doc: Have you ever had it looked at medically?
Jeff: Never. I'm on SSI dude.

Doc: Don't you have medicare or something to pay for that then?
Jeff: Yeah, but I don't have a car.

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Where are they now? Big Black

Irish John and High Pitch Eric spotted long time Stern show wack packer, Big Black working at Yankee Stadium. (Pic courtesy of Irish John. Thanks John)

Speaking of High Pitch, here is a pic of him from his recent appearance in The Sopranos

Getting his balls licked for money nothing new for Jeff Levy the vomit guy

I mentioned to Jeff Levy, the vomit guy, about the Richard Christy/ Sal Governale ball licking incident today, and it turns out last week a friend of Jeff's paid him $40 to lick Jeff's balls. Jeff is now not just looking for women to vomit on him, he is also looking for anyone interested in licking his balls.....for money that is. Pay up and lick away. Email Jeff at womenvomitonme@yahoo.com if you are interested.

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Panda Love, a new film by Yucko the Clown

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Jackie the Jokeman Martling on the move!!

The Indian chief says to his son, "Son, you push-um outhouse off-um cliff?" The young brave says, "No, me no push-um outhouse off-um cliff." The chief says, "Son, me tell-um you story of Great White Father, George Washington. Many moons ago, when Great White Father was young boy, him chop-um down cherry tree. Him father ask-um, 'Georgie, you chop-um down cherry tree?' George say-um, 'Cannot tell lie, Father. Me chop-um down cherry tree.' Him father say, 'Georgie bad, but Georgie honest, so you no get-um punishment.' Now I ask-um you again...you push-um outhouse off-um cliff?" The young brave says, "Yes, Father, me push-um outhouse off-um cliff."The Chief grabs the kid and beats the crap out of him. The young brave says, "Father, Great White Father tell truth and get-um off scott-free. I tell-um truth...why you beat-um crap out of me?" The Chief says, "George Washington's father not in cherry tree when George chop-um down."


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Hi,
Spring is here in the New York metropolitan area. Ahhhh..
"Jackie's Joke Hunt" has really caught fire.
Thanks, thanks, thanks if you're a listener. If you're not, please go play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Hope you're great.
j.

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Friday night, June 1st, at 7:30 p.m.
I'll be hosting the festival premiere of the great pro-marijuana film
"Totally Baked"
at The Long Island Film Festival
for information, please call (516) 238-1325
or visit www.lifilm.org

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one show each night at 9:30 p.m.
for info, please call (239) 389-6900
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for info, please call (818) 879-5016
or visit www.canyonclub.net/docs/schedule.html

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now you can leave a joke for Jackie's Joke Hunt by dialing
1-877-33-Sirius (that's 1-877-337-4747), and choosing "101" ...

"Jackie's Joke Hunt" is live on Tuesday nights at 7 p.m. Eastern...
the show repeats Wednesdays 12 p.m. Eastern & Saturdays at 2 p.m. Eastern
on Sirius Satellite Radio, channel Howard 101
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that subscription also gives you the right to listen to all of the Sirius channels on your computer at www.sirius.com.

this week's show ( #32! ) is "The Toke Hunt" ...don't miss it!
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for the kids:
Why does a fireman wear red suspenders?
To hold his pants up.

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