Valentina Vaughn #2 searched on Google Sept. 27, 2007

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Valentina's Official website

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Reverend Bob Levy gets "Stood Up" in Vivid DVD by Rock & Roll ghost

When I first heard that comedian "Reverend" Bob Levy was putting out Stood Up, a porn-comedy on DVD with the incredibly beautiful, enticing and irresistibly sexy Savanna Samson I knew I had my chance to talk to the subject of some of my fantasies (Savanna, not Levy. Sick bastards). The fact that I had interviewed and hung out with Levy in the past didn't hurt my chances of nabbing this golden opportunity, either. So I pursued an interview with Ms. Samson with dogged determination, finally getting the opportunity to talk to her the day before my birthday in June.


I was given a cell number to call Savanna and was both surprised and delighted to have her pick up directly. She was a pleasant, engaging person to have a conversation with. She discussed being a mother to her young child (we discussed parenting and keeping online porn out of children's viewing), tip-toed delicately around her recent separation from her husband, spoke with ebullience about her forays into wine-making and her company, Savanna Wines, whose debut red, Sogno Uno, rated high with a renowned wine expert/critic and Ms. Samson was the subject of a glowing feature write-up in the New York Times upon its release, raved about Howard Stern and having been a guest on his Sirius satellite radio show recently, her new interactive DVD Any Way You Want Me and how much fun it was to work with Levy on Stood Up (both DVDs are distributed through Vivid Video).


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Jackass Steve O drops the dime on Lindsay Lohan

September 27, 2007 -- "JACKASS" star Steve-O told Howard Stern on his radio show yesterday that Lindsay Lohan once took a bag of cocaine from him. The freaky comic, who laughed uncontrollably while saying he likes to inhale nitrous oxide from whipped cream cans, said Lohan took what he called the "Boog Suge" from him after she forgot her wallet in his bathroom and came back to his place to get it. There's even proof she was there - Lohan had to sign a release while at Steve-O's house for a DVD he was filming at the time.


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Steve-O tells all on radio show

Steve-O of MTV's "Jackass" dropped the dime on rehabilitating Lindsay Lohan while on the Howard Stern's radio show Wednesday. Steve-O, 33, claimed that Lohan, 21, took a bag of cocaine from him after retrieving her wallet from the bathroom at his home. Did Steve-O stop to think that his possession of the white substance in his home was illegal? In other mess-with-LiLo news A host of online media are reporting that addiction treatment center the Canterbury Institute in New Jersey has new ads featuring the headline "Don't Die Lindsay" running in newspapers this week. Lawsuit anyone?



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A big round of applause for Howardshrine broadcaster, Nicklehood and the Super Fan Roundtable

Nicklehood broke the Stern fan board barrier last night on the Super Fan Roundtable show being as host Mutt put it "the first Howardshrine Asshole to be on the show." I believe Nicklehood was not only the first Howardshrine member to be on the panel, he was also the first Stern fan board member not from sternfannetwork to have the honor.* A very historic night...And the young man did great. My favorite line from Nikki was when asked who was the bigger douche, Richard Johnson or that Cronin dude and Nikki replied In all fairness to Richard Johnson and Page 6 they do run tractions. Haha Something like that. Kudos also to estranged Howard Shrine broadcaster, IHeartNY who did what she does best. No, she didn't blow anyone last night, as far as I know, but she did drop an awesome Shrine bomb as Laura from Pittsburgh. Nice job Bobi. You still got it baby.


Thanks again to Mutt and Jason for allowing us the opportunity to show the world what the True Fans of Stern from the Howardshrine family are all about, and lets hope that our families can work together again in the future.

If you missed the show you can catch it again this Sunday on Howard 101 following the Miserable Men show.


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At the beginning of the show Mutt said that Nicklehood was already causing trouble, trying to sneak something into the studio. I haven't spoken to Nicklehood yet since the show but I am thinking that maybe it was the Shrine book I sent him to present to Mutt on the air. haha I thought that would have been a funny douche chill moment as Howardshrine broadcaster I AM CANADIAN put it last night, but I guess it wasn't meant to be. Here is an exclusive for your folks, a scan of the inscription I put on the inside of the book. I thought it was a nice gesture. :)







*Mutt and the Roundtable have had many non SFNers participate on the show before. However, as far as regular Stern fan message board members being on the panel who don't call SFN their home,I believe Nicklehood to be the first.

Top 10 Richest People in Radio

Howard's got a long way to go to make this list.


Number 4:

Sumner Redstone
Viacom/CBS
Net Worth: $7.6 Billion
Boston-born tycoon, and former annoyance to Mel Karmazin, Sumner Redstone is no stranger to making enemies. He publicly dropped Tom Cruise and longtime lieutenant Tom Freston. Then in July bought out son Brent's Viacom stake for $240 billion after a falling-out and continues to clash with daughter Shari saying she must "change her behavior" to succeed him. (That is... if he ever dies.)



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Radio woman Oprah Winfrey at number 7:
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Oprah Winfrey
Self (XM)
Net Worth: $2.5 billion
The media queen continues to expand her empire, and her net worth. Last year she launched the Oprah & Friends channel on XM Satellite Radio - which is why she's on this list. "The Oprah Winfrey Show" launched nationally in 1986 - currently it airs in 135 countries and draws in 46 million viewers a week in the U.S. - unfortunately it seems only a fraction of those viewers have followed her to XM.




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Howardshrine wackpacker Dave says, "Fuck the shrine, and fuck you all."

T-shirt design by Bob Thorney

Howard Stern 20th on Ugliest celebrity List

According to truehollywoodnews.com



You could argue that if we include Howard Stern on the list, we should also include Slash and Joey Ramone. But both of them use their hair as a mask - and sadly, Stern doesn’t. Somehow, someway, Stern is even ugly on radio. Even more shocking, this face is post-plastic surgery.



And who is Number 1?? Courtney Love. Time for a new video from that Crocker dude?
LEAVE COURTNEY ALONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!



What in the world did Kurt ever see in this hag? She just needs someone to take her in, feed her, shower her, and buy her some Summer’s Eve.



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From the Howardshrine Mailbag: The Bleeding Deacons coming to NYC

Deacon Daniell:

For all you east coast Deacons. We are coming to NYC to Play the Stern Fan
Network's Annual Halloween Bash!!!! Sat October 27th more info here

copy and paste:

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=293080&perpa
ge=15&pagenumber=1

Thanks to everybody for packing The Whisky a couple weeks back. Here is Blue
Iris introducing The Bloody Deacons
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Google to buy Sirius?

Rumor Alert: Is Google buying Sirius?

A "high profile source" is saying that Google Inc. is on the verge of buying out Sirius Satellite Radio Inc., according to a blog posting on ClickZ News.

Hard to say anything else - as there's no other information - but the blog post does come from Zach Rodgers who's the Managing Editor for ClickZ (he's been with the company for over 6 years).

Just over a year ago, Google and XM inked a partnership to provide targeted ads to satellite radio subscribers. Is there a connection? Who knows, that's what makes "rumors" so much fun.

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Double A aka Crazy Curveball Crocco...Wiffle Ball player??

Angelo Crocco
Age: 31 Height: 5'5" Weight: 130
Bats: Right Throws: Right
Home Town: Belleville, NJ

Deep from within the ripest tomato vines comes, "Crazy Curveball Crocco". With his keen ability to stun his opponents with his 1-2 meatball changeup, hot pepper sandwich slider and pizza paddle plunker, he has caught the eye of many European scouts. "Angoli", as they call him in the old country, plans to graduate from What's A Matta U. with a bachelors degree in cooking. "Croc", attributes all of his successes, on and off the field, to his pitching coach, "Mutt-Z". Which in the old country is short for mozzarella. When "Double A" is not stalking Alyssa Milano, you can find him shining up his WWF belt while watching "Girls Gone Wild, Sorority Sweethearts". You probably know Double A from his famous phone calls on the Howard Stern Show, with his catchy phrase, "Hey Howard...". "AA" stated, "I will carry my whole team on my back to the championship". Let's hope it is a small team.


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From the Howardshrine Mailbag: October Events for Howard Stern

Dear Doc,


Wanted to let you and your readers know October is a big month for Howard TV. We have a ton of great shows including an all new Halloween special, and a new batch of outrageous contests and naughty games. We are also offering new subscribers a free trial of Howard TV. Check out Miss Howard TV, the stunning Stephanie Petruso on our website. She will be introducing all the shows on Howard Ondemand throughout the month of October.


Most importantly, the Miss Howard Stern Show is right around the corner. It will be the most outrageous reality show on TV as we bring Andrea Ownbey, the first and only Miss Howard Stern into viewer’s homes. It’s a huge deal for Howard, so keep your eyes out for the Miss Howard Stern Show Premiere Screening and pre-party. There will only be a limited number of tickets available to the general public.

Benefit for suicide prevention with Jim Florentine, Artie Lange and friends

Sept 21, 22 Comedy Cabaret
Northeast Philadelphia, PA.
comedycabaret.com 215-676-joke

Benefit for suicide prevention with Artie Lang, Vinnie Brand,Don Jamieson, Eric McMahon, Chuck Miganelli & Tom Cermack.

Thursday, October 18th, State Theater, New Brunswick, NJ

Tickets available Monday AM, Sept 24th. 732-246-SHOW
here

Our newest Shrine Inductee: Haydn Porter

Haydn's myspace

SI interviews Artie Lange...discusses OJ Simpson

SI.com: You are a Yankee season ticket holder, right?

Lange: Five rows behind third base. It's like beachfront property with A-Rod and Jeter.

SI.com: Say you meet the hottest chick ever but she's a Red Sox fan. What happens next?

Lange: That's not a problem. If she's hot enough, she can get me to say I love Rick Burleson during sex. Marriage might be an issue, though.

SI.com: Who's been the best sports guest since you joined the show?

Lange: For me, it's Lawrence Taylor. I've been here for three of L.T.'s visits. He's always great. The weirdest and most interesting thing happened the first time L.T. came in. The interview went great. He's always a funny, honest interview. So during a commercial he got on the cell phone and tells Howard: "Hey, my friend wants to talk to you." He hands the phone to Howard and doesn't tell him who it is. It took Howard a few moments to realize it was O.J. Simpson.

"L.T. had called him on the golf course and I heard O.J. talking a mile a minute. He was yelling at Howard, saying "I'm coming for you next, Howard. You're f---ing with me. I'm coming for you next." Almost goofing on him. That's what I heard, though Howard never told me what he said. L.T. saw Howard squirming and was laughing. Howard, obviously, is one of the highest profile guys who has messed with O.J. from the beginning. That was the first time I had seen Howard flustered on or off the air. But it was also aggravating that it was 10 in the morning and O.J. was leisurely playing golf in Florida, desperately looking for the murderers.


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Bubba the Love Sponge rumors spread

As the merger between Sirius and XM heats up, Sirius has another hot button issue to deal with. Bubba The Love Sponge. The Shock jock can be found on Sirius’ 101 in the afternoon, and is one of the staples of the Howard Stern programming line-up. Bubba The Love Sponge is known for receiving the highest ever single FCC fine, and being blackballed from radio for almost two years.

Bubba is no stranger to satellite radio, having spent time on XM via a terrestrial radio feed prior to being pulled from the air as a result of indecency fines. Bubba came to Sirius via the Howard Stern deal which covered Stern himself, Sterns staff, studio construction, and a budget for programming and marketing.

The Stern channels have had many varied talents on the air, and Bubba is not the first to have contract disputes with Sirius. Although lesser known, Riley Martin, of alien visitation fame, has oft complained about his deal which has him on the air every Tuesday night at midnight. Stern has explained many times on his show that he suggests programming ideas for the channels, but ultimately, Martin, as well as Bubba have to work out their deal with Sirius.

How far apart the two sides are is unknown, as are the funds in the original budget for the Stern channel programming. For his part, Bubba readily admits that he came to Sirius for a “song”, and hoped to show Sirius as well as Howard his value. The story rings out like a shock jock version of the movie Jerry McGuire, where a football receiver takes a one year deal for the league minimum, and sets out to prove his worth. At this point we have Bubba saying, “SHOW ME THE MONEY”. Aside from Sirius, Bubba has several business interests including his website, BTLS.com, merchandising deals, and Bubba Raw, which airs video of content not played live on Sirius.

It can not be denied that Bubba has a substantial fan base. Web site Tracker Alexa has Bubba’s website ranking at 40,023 and he is an afternoon staple for Howard Stern fans. His current deal has a bit over three months left, which puts Bubba trying to negotiate in the midst of a merger. One has to wonder whether or not the proposed merger with XM is playing into the mix here. XM satellite Radio has shock jocks Opie and Anthony as well as Ron and Fez on their system. Is there enough room in the merger mix for four shock jock shows? All are popular, and all have passionate fans, so there has to be a way to get a deal done. Unfortunately for Bubba, the primary focus of the brass at Sirius is merger related, and that decision is supposed to come before Bubba’s contract expires.

In what may be posturing, Bubba has spoken of his frustration on the air and on his website (a controversial post was removed today). He has even said that he will go “Podcast Willy” (do his show via podcasts). Rumors are swirling that Cox, a terrestrial radio firm, is actively seeking to cut a deal with Bubba, but fans would much rather have the uncensored version on Sirius.

How this all plays out is yet to be seen, but one thing that is certain is that fans will express their opinions loudly.

Position - Long Sirius, Long XM

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Page 6's Richard Johnson blows

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BRIDAL CONTROL


September 17, 2007 -- Howard Stern admitted on his show last week that he was getting "cold feet" over his upcoming wedding to fiancée Beth Ostrosky. "I wonder what I'm doing getting married," the shock jock wondered aloud. "I want nothing to do with a wedding." Stern said that it was his idea to have a fancy wedding instead of "running off somewhere." But now, Beth wants to invite more people than Stern would like. But, of course, Ostrosky can persuade him in the bedroom. "I get horny and come up with wedding ideas," said Stern.


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A Howardshrine EXCLUSIVE: Get Jeff Levy some vomit!!

If you are a hot, female interested in blowing chunks on Jeff, you can reach him on his cellphone at (347)409-7115 or (347)962-9605. Don't delay, call to purge today.

Hey Now Stern fans. High Pitch Eric needs money to pay his rent, Jeff the Drunk needs money for smokes, Nicole Bass needs money to pay her bills, cocksucker Joey Boots needs money for anal lube, and Jeff Levy needs money to buy some vomit.

Are the wack packers in trouble?

It seems that more and more of our favorite Stern show celebrities are feeling the pinch these days. The time has come for the True Fans of Stern of the Howardshrine Family to step up and help out, to give back to the people who have given us so many laughs over the years.

Howardshrine.com has decided to offer to interested Stern fans autographed 8x10 photos of their favorite Howard Shrine inductees (those who choose to participate) to help start or add to their own Shrine, their own tribute to Howard and the Show.

To get things going, we have selected this month Jeff Levy, the vomit guy as our first offer.

Howardshrine.com, in cooperation with Jeff Levy will send you a personalized autographed 8x10 of the pic above for the low, low price of $25.(includes shipping, handling, tax)

If you are interested please email me (Doc)at howardshrine@aol.com for details. Please allow a few weeks for your photo to arrive since we just thought of this yesterday, and still need to get our shit together.


Just a small amount of your money will go toward the continued improvement of the Howard Shrine and our websites. 75% of the profit will go to the Wack Packer to do with as they please. Jeff hopes to raise enough money to pay a dominatrix to throw up on him. Order today knowing that your hard earned money is going to a good cause.

Order on the day one of the participating wack packers are in studio and receive $5 off each photo.


If you are a Wack Packer or a Stern show celebrity who would like to participate in this new project, please email me at howardshrine@aol.com.

All we are saying is "Give the W.P.s a chance."

"Leave Artie Alone" by savebabygorilla.com

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Blast from the Past: Interview with Nancy Siriani and The Scoldees

Doc: How would you describe your music? How has the band evolved?
Nan: This band evolved as did our friendship from the beginning...out of a love of song and singing.
Ted: Oh no, another one that "says he wants an evolution..." well, you know...
JC: Nancy is sugar-coating the truth. We were all heroin addicts and met in the gutter.
Doc: Who has been your biggest musical influence?
Nan: Joni Mitchell, James Taylor, ACDC
Jack: In the mid 70s, I was really influenced by CSNY, especially when they did acoustic stuff. When I was eleven I used to love the Carpenters. Does that make me a dick now?
Ted: The Beavles. You know, "yeah, yeah, yeah..."

Doc: Who do you personally like to listen to now?
Nan: I've been listening to Santana, Nora Jones, Counting Crows.
Jack: I'm listening a lot to some of the new artists coming out recently that are blending different styles of music and interpreting and performing them with new energy and conviction. Artists such as John Mayer, Norah Jones and Vanessa Carlton are interesting, it seems like they bring a new sense of youthful maturity to music, blending it with great songwriting and a 21st century edge.
Ted: Doobies.
JC: Porcupine Tree, Aaron Copeland, Jamiroquai.
Nan: Somebody tell Jack about editing.
Jack: Excuse me for exercising my right to use conjoining sentences.


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SternFanNetwork, Howard Stern, and Penthouse Magazine

Former Howard Stern regular, Chaunce Hayden has written a feature in the October issue of Penthouse magazine that pokes fun at the over zealous Howard Stern fans from Stern Fan Network who specialize in hating those who Stern hates.



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Howard Stern's The High School Years

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Shock-Jock Howard Stern Disses Fiancé Beth Ostrosky Once Again - WTF? by Gia Cortina

Shock-Jock Howard Stern Disses Fiancé Beth Ostrosky Once Again - WTF?
by Gia Cortina


Shock-jock Howard Stern disses fiancé model Beth Ostrosky, once again! WTF? Obviously Howard has to make sure who is the important star in this relationship ... sounds like a guy with an ego problem to me!

Stern is quoted by Steppin Out's Chaunce Hayden saying, "Beth was invited to Fashion Week only because she's dating me. She wouldn't be there if it wasn't for me!" WTF Howard, do you really think you're all that?

Stern however is kind to Beth, as he continually gives her props for the amazing sex the two of them have, reports our friends at TMZ. I'll bet though if you ask him, the amazing sex they have is primarily because of him!

Meanwhile, we just have to wonder ... WTF is Beth thinking? Why does she continue to put up with this crap? There is no sex in the world amazing enough to make most of us take shots like that!

(Update)

REad Steppin Out magazine article here



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"Howard Stern, please go back on vacation" by Eric G

Everyone complains about Howard Stern taking too much vacation. After one hour of today’s big return from his vacation I can’t wait for him to go back on vacation again.

So I wake up and put on Howard Stern. He is back from vacation and I can’t wait to hear what he is going to say about the recent news events he missed over vacation. Larry Craig, Owen Wilson, what will he say? I am sure he has been brewing that creative mind of his for the last 12 days since he was live right?

The show starts with Howard talking about all of the great celebrities he met on his vacation in the Hamptons. That is what I want to hear on the first live show in 12 days. I want to hear about the life of a hobnobbing millionaire and his millionaire friends.

I swear I must have been part of a big practical joke because for the next hour plus I was treated to a story about Howard’s stylist and frequent show caller, Ralph Cirella. I felt as if I was part of a radio contest to see who would hang in and not turn their radio off. Yes, for over one hour I heard the most boring story which basically concluded with Ralph not offering to pay back Artie Lange $300 that Artie gave to Ralph so Ralph could get home from a nightclub. Waaaaaa! I will throw $40,000 at a porn star for sex and give a wack packer $300 to bail out her husband, but my friend didn’t pay me back. Excuse me for the lack of sympathy, but no worries because Artie got to sit next to Paul McCartney and watch Tom Petty perform in the Hamptons.

Now the show is at about the 90 minute mark and finally Howard comments on Owen Wilson’s alleged suicide attempt. Five minutes later Howard is finished commeting on Owen Wilson. 90 minutes on RALPH and 5 minutes on Owen Wilson! Are you freakin’ kidding me?

Do me a favor, instead of boring me with a 90 minute story on a stylist getting drunk in the Hamptons, please and I beg of you please play some Jackie Martling Spotlight or Masterpiece Theater. At least I can listen to Howard when he was edgy, in touch with his audience, and produced compelling radio that kept me on the edge of my seat. Today, I was presented with radio that kept me on the edge of turning the channel which I eventually did.



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Handwriting expert Bart Baggett checks out Artie Lange

A few years ago Bart Baggett checked out some of the handwriting in the Shrine. Here is what he had to say about a note Artie Lange sent to Dean. I asked Bart yesterday to check out Artie's new note and I will let you know what he has to say.

Artie Lange:



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(update)

Heard back from Bart and here is what he had to say.

Bart Baggett:

Sante,

Today, I got a call from the Howard Stern show. If you recall, a few years ago I appeared for over half an hour on the show and convinced the most skeptical man
in radio that handwriting analysis was the real deal. So, if you have Sirius Radio, tune into the Howard Stern Show and listen to my analysis of Artie Lange's handwritten apology letter for missing his buddy's wedding. (Funny letter.)
The short news segment will air Thursday morning September 6th across North America.

Listen in if you can.

BART BAGGETT
President of Handwriting University International

P.S. I don't know if my segment will be one minute or ten, but I think it will be part of Lisa G's news...

P.S. My 2000 interview is still
online here...it's old, but it was still worth
listening too... via real audio

From the Howardshrine Mailbag: Ned controversy settled. Manson is Ned

Hi Doc,
I'm an active poster on the Bubba forum on SFN. Everytime someone posts this picture, the thread gets deleted. Not just the post, but the whole thread. It's happen twice already. The picture used to be on the old btls.com site. It's Manson dressed as Ned. It settled the Ned controversy. The threads were "Ned" and "Manson is NOT Ned". The Google cache of the second thread.
here

"Manson is NOT Ned" was over 18 months old. I posted to that thread several times. All of my posts have disappeared from my profile.

Andy being a Dick again

Comedy club unhappy with Dick's behavior

Fri Aug 31, 1:09 PM ET

David Stroupe said it was one of the worst experiences with a performer in the history of the Funny Bone Comedy Club.

He was referring to Andy Dick, a former co-star on the 1990s sitcom "NewsRadio," who appeared at the Funny Bone last weekend.

Stroupe, the club's managing partner, said the 41-year-old actor-comedian made inappropriate comments while on stage, groped patrons, took women into the men's room and urinated on the floor and on at least one person.

A limousine driver was to meet Dick early Monday morning at a hotel near the club, Stroupe said, but he couldn't be found and missed that morning's flight to Los Angeles.

Dick was across town, where he was issued a citation for urinating on the sidewalk by Columbus policeman John Fantin. Police eventually escorted Dick back to the hotel, Stroupe said.

Dick's manager, Max Burgos, did not immediately respond Friday to phone and e-mail messages by The Associated Press seeking comment.

Dick is scheduled to appear Thursday in Franklin County Municipal Court, but instead could pay a $126 fine and court costs for the misdemeanor offense, a court employee said.

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