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Thursday, March 06, 2008

A Howardshrine Exclusive: Amy Fisher tells all to Chaunce Hayden audio





CHAUNCE HAYDEN

In next weeks Steppin Out magazine, Amy Fisher sits down for a photo shoot and interview with Chaunce Hayden and trashes Mary Jo and shows no regret for pumping her head full of lead. Fisher also has a lot to say about having sex with Joey Buttafuco. She also tells why she doesn't care about how her kids feel about her porn tape and why she can't find a job... plus so much more!

ON MARY JO:
Mary Jo is a non-enity. People are angry at me because I'm a millionaire. But guess what? So is Mary Jo! She made more millions off of what I did than what I made! In fact, right now she's trying to shop and peddle or wedding for money and she's trying to sell a book. Okay? Feel no sympathy for Mary Jo the multimillionaire! The fact that Mary Jo has a bullet in her head means nothing! I still have silicone in my boobs and you don't hear me complaining! She can't feel her bullet and I can't feel my silicon. Don't make a big deal about it. Please!

Chaunce Hayden: But she has a bullet in her head. Do you really deserve to get paid for what you did to her?

Who cares? I got the money anyway.

Chaunce Hayden: Do you expect to be invited to Mary Jo's wedding?

I'll absolutely be there! If she gets married I will show up to the wedding and bring her a nice gift. I can afford it since I sold more DVD's in 2 weeks then I sold in books over 5 years!

ON LYING ABOUT HER REALITY SHOW WITH JOEY B.
It was so hard for me to go on TV and lie that Joey [Buttafuco] was my boyfriend. It was so stupid. I only did it to get my husband's attention ... and I got it! Joey was in on the lie to. He just said we were together to piss Mary Jo off. I know how to use the TV shows. They want ratings. It's all a business and they made millions off of me. I think everyone knows that Joey and I were never together. That's why the reality show got canceled. A music station, I won't say which one, was already to air our reality show. But they canceled it when they heard that Joey and I weren't really together anymore. Joey and I were fully prepared to just lie and say where were together. But the network wouldn't let us. They were afraid we would get found out and they would take the heat for it.

ON GETTING A JOB:
I have a college degree and I can't get a job. It's hysterical. I can't even get a job serving fast food. It's not about money. I just to feel productive and have a purpose. I'm bored to tears. I tried starting my own business but it's very hard. I tried opening tanning salons. But everybody found out about it. It was a nightmare. My husband had to take them over and he freaked out. He didn't want to do it. So we had to sell them. I can't get a job as a writer either. Nobody will hire me and I'm not really equipped to write a novel. Even my own book I never wrote. I had a ghost writer.

ON HAVING SEX WITH JOEY:
Joey and I are friends. We screwed around here and there. We've had sex a bunch of times but we're not like boyfriend and girlfriend. We've been together on and off for years. Long before the public even knew we were talking. Of course it's crazy! But you can't turn back the clock. But having sex with Joey wasn't that great 17 years later. I was like, "Ewwwww". It wasn't good at all. When he was the older man 17 years ago he was just 33 years old. But now he's 50 and it's different. He didn't take care of himself at all. He's got man boobs. So I quickly got sick of having sex with him. Our recent fling only lasted for a week.

ON HER CURRENT HUSBAND, LOU:
We're too people who are really attracted to each other but we don't get along. So don't be surprised if a year from now you hear we're getting divorced. It wouldn't be a shock to anyone who knows us. Nobody can even believe we're married. We have two kids and we just love to fight. It's all we do.

ON HER KIDS:
I don't feel I have to say anything to my kids about my video or my past. They're just 3 and 6 years old. The boy sleeps with a teddy bear and a night light. I'll never talk to him about it. One day he'll hear it out on the street and he won't say a word. I'm sure everyone's parents have done something wrong. My kids love me. They don't care. They're more concerned about what I give them and what I can do for them. It's all about me, me, me. And I don't go to PTA meetings. I'm not a PTA kind of mom.


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