GNO NAIROBI RESCUE MISSION TO HELP BARACK'S BROTHER GEORGE HUSSEIN ONYANGO OBAMA

by I. Humphrey

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Robin Quivers and her GNO (Girls Night Out) charity is spreading it's wings, and expanding their mission -- a mission that was formerly confined to helping the women of Eritrea -- to now include a Nairobi rescue mission to help Democratic Presidential Candidate Barack Obama's half-brother, from the same father, George Hussein Onyango Obama.

George Obama is living a life of misery, and deprivation in a tiny Nairobi hut. He subsides on less than one dollar per day, and has to defend this minute domain with his fists. Barack last saw his brother in 2006. You can read more about George's plight by CLICKING HERE.

26 year-old George Obama

Robin Quivers will personally spearhead the mission, and has already outfitted the GNO girls with Gucci safari outfits. Robin is also flying over her two jet skis to assist in the rescue effort. Luckily, Eritrea is only a short elephant ride from Nairobi, and Robin will be able to visit the Eritrea women, too.

Robin is bringing George Obama a new wool hat, and a Sirius Stiletto Radio. George is really looking forward to owning a new hat. Unfortunately, George lives on less than one dollar per day, and will be unable to afford to activate his new radio. Robin hopes to adopt George Obama, and bring him back to the United States. Robin's plans include employing George to babysit her cats, and perform landscaping duties at her Hamptons mansion. However, at Howard Shrine we suspect the installing of the handsome, young, 26 year-old, ebony, hunk at her home has more to do with her sexual needs than her humanitarian leanings.

We wish Robin well, and Godspeed on her rescue mission. Robin has been quoted as saying, "In light of Barack's awful neglect of his half-brother, I may have to switch my support to John McCain."

For Howard Shrine Spews and Views, this is I. Humphrey saying, "He ain't heavy, he's my brother, Beyaaatch!"