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Monday, March 31, 2008

From the Howardshrine Mailbag: Lawsuit against John Melendez

Got this smoking gun type document about Stuttering John in the email tonight. Someone read it and let me know what it all means. Thanks

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Cynthia L. Rubin/SBN 120271]
GOLDFARB, STURMAN & AVERBACH
15760 Ventura Boulevard, Suite 1900
Encino, California 91436-3012
(818) 990-4414 / Fax No. (818) 905-7173



Attorneys for Plaintiffs Ed Meyer and Adirondack International Pictures, Inc.





SUPERIOR COURT OF THE STATE OF CALIFORNIA
FOR THE COUNTY OF LOS ANGELES

ED MEYER and ADIRONDACK INTERNATIONAL PICTURES, INC., a New York Corporation,

Plaintiffs,

vs.

JOHN MELENDEZ and DOES 1 through 50, inclusive,

Defendants


CASE NO.

COMPLAINT FOR:

1. BREACH OF CONTRACT
2. COMMON COUNTS
3. DECLARATORY RELIEF



Plaintiffs, Ed Meyer and Adirondack International Pictures, Inc., allege as follows:
GENERAL ALLEGATIONS
1. Plaintiff Ed Meyer is, and at all times herein mentioned was, a resident of the state of California and living in Los Angeles County, California. Plaintiff Adirondack International Pictures, Inc. is, and at all times herein mentioned was, a corporation organized and existing under the laws of the State of New York, and not transacting any intrastate business in California.
2. Plaintiffs are informed and believe and thereon allege that Defendant John Melendez ("Melendez") is, and at all times herein mentioned was, an individual residing in the County of Los Angeles, State of California. Plaintiffs are informed, believe and thereon allege that certain corporations or limited liability companies formed by Defendants may have liability for the causes of action alleged herein, and Plaintiff sues those entities as Does, and will amend this Complaint to add those entities when their identities become known.
3. The true names and capacities, whether individual, corporate, associate or otherwise, of the Defendants named herein as Does 1 through 50, inclusive, are unknown to Plaintiffs, who therefore sue said Defendants by such fictitious names, and pray that their true names and capacities may be incorporated herein by appropriate amendment when the same have been ascertained. Plaintiffs are informed and believe and thereon allege that each of the fictitiously named Defendants is responsible in some manner for the events and happenings referred to in this Complaint, and caused injury and damage to Plaintiffs as hereinafter alleged, and are thereby liable to Plaintiffs.
4. Plaintiffs are informed and believe and thereon allege that Defendants, and each of them, were the agents, employees, co-venturers, servants, partners, principals, masters, employers, and/or associates of the remaining Defendants, and each or all of them, and at all times relevant, were acting within the purpose and scope of such agency, service, employment, partnership and/or association.
5. Each and every reference to "Defendants" in this Complaint is intended and shall be deemed and construed to be a reference to all of the Defendants, named and unnamed, including fictitiously named Defendants, against whom a cause of action has been brought.
6. The allegations and factual contentions made herein on information and belief have evidentiary support or are likely to have evidentiary support after a reasonable opportunity for further investigation or discovery.

FIRST CAUSE OF ACTION
(Against Defendants for Breach of Oral Contract)
7. Plaintiffs hereby incorporate each and every allegation contained in paragraphs 1 through 6, inclusive, as though fully set forth herein.
8. In or about June 2006, Plaintiffs and Defendants entered into an oral agreement wherein Plaintiffs agreed to find a production company to produce Defendants' movie which was originally to be called "Breaking the Rules" (or perhaps "Breaking the F***ing Rules"), but was later changed to "One, Two, Many" (the movie originally entitled "Breaking the Rules" and later changed to "One, Two, Many" is hereinafter referred to the "Movie"), and Defendants agreed to pay Plaintiffs 10% of all production costs payable no later than September 2006 (hereinafter referred to as the "Production Agreement").
9. Pursuant to the Production Agreement, Plaintiffs did in fact introduce a production company to Defendants, and Defendants used the production company introduced to them by Plaintiffs to make the Movie. However, after Plaintiffs introduced the production company to Defendants, and Defendants made their own agreement with the Production Company, Defendants failed and refused to pay Plaintiffs the 10% of the production costs as agreed.
10. Plaintiffs have performed all conditions, covenants and promises on their part to be performed in accordance with the Production Agreement.
11. Beginning in or about September 2006, and continuing to the present, Defendants breached the Production Agreement by failing to pay to Plaintiffs any of the production costs, and by informing Plaintiffs that Plaintiffs were not entitled to any of the production costs and would get nothing from Defendants relating to the Production Agreement. As a direct and proximate result of the breach of Defendants, Plaintiffs have been damaged because they did not receive the ten percent (10%) of the production costs promised to them, in a sum to be shown according to proof, but which Plaintiffs are informed and believe and thereon allege are between $50,000 and $80,000.

SECOND CAUSE OF ACTION
(Against Defendants for Breach of Oral Contract)
12. Plaintiffs hereby incorporate each and every allegation contained in paragraphs 1 through 11, inclusive, as though fully set forth herein.
13. In or about June 2006, Plaintiffs and Defendants entered into an oral agreement whereby Defendants would pay Plaintiffs and Caron Feldman to produce the Movie, and Defendants agreed to pay Caron Feldman and Plaintiffs each 7.5% of Defendants' receipts from the distribution company who distributes the Movie (the "Agreement").
14. In or about October 2006, Defendants, through their attorney Leonard Asclafani, gave notice via letter to Plaintiffs that Defendants would not perform the Agreement, and Defendants totally repudiated the Agreement. Defendants' repudiation has not been retracted.
15. At the time Plaintiffs received Defendants' repudiation, Plaintiffs had performed all of the conditions, covenants and promises on their part to be performed pursuant to the Agreement, and were ready, able and willing to complete any performance that Defendants required.
16. As a proximate result of the breach by Defendants, Plaintiffs have been damaged in the sum of 7.5% of the income received by Defendants from the distribution company for the Movie, in an amount to be shown according to proof at trial, together with interest thereon at the highest rate allowed by law from and after October 2006.

THIRD CAUSE OF ACTION
(Against Defendants for Money Had and Received)
17. Plaintiffs hereby incorporate each and every allegation contained in paragraphs 1 through 11, inclusive, as though fully set forth herein.
18. Within the last four (4)years, at Calabasas, California, Defendants became indebted to Plaintiffs in a sum which is uncertain, but which represents 10% of the production costs of the Movie and 7.5% of Defendants' receipts from the distribution company who distributes the Movie, in the sum of approximately $_________ for money had and received by Defendants for the use and benefit of Plaintiffs.
19. Plaintiffs have made demand from Defendants, but no payment has been made by Defendants to Plaintiffs, and there is now due and owing a sum to be shown according to proof but not less than $____________, together with interest at the rate of 10% per annum from and after October 31, 2006.
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FOURTH CAUSE OF ACTION
(Against Defendants for Open Book Account)
20. Plaintiffs hereby incorporate each and every allegation contained in paragraphs 1 through 19, inclusive, as though fully set forth herein.
21. Within four (4) years last past, in the County of Los Angeles, State of California, Defendants became indebted to Plaintiffs on an open book account for money due in a sum to be shown according to proof at trial, but approximately $__________.
22. Neither the whole nor any of this sum has been paid, although due demand therefor has been made, and there is now due, owing and unpaid from Defendants to Plaintiffs the sum of at least $_________, together with interest thereon at the rate of 10% from and after October 31, 2006.
23. Pursuant to California Civil Code § 1717.5, Plaintiffs are entitled to attorney's fees in a sum to be shown according to proof.

FIFTH CAUSE OF ACTION
(Against All Defendants for Work, Labor and Services)
24. Plaintiffs hereby incorporate each and every allegation contained in paragraphs 1 through 23, inclusive, as though fully set forth herein.
25. Within the last two (2) years at Calabasas, California, Defendants became indebted to Plaintiffs in the agreed sum of at least $_________ for work, labor and services performed by Plaintiffs for Defendants.
26. Plaintiffs have repeatedly demanded payment from Defendants.
27. No payment has been made by Defendants to Plaintiffs, and there is now due and owing the sum of at least $_________, with interest on that amount at the rate of 10% per annum from and after October 31, 2006.
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SIXTH CAUSE OF ACTION
(Against All Defendants for the Reasonable Value of Work, Labor and Services)
28. Plaintiffs hereby incorporate each and every allegation contained in paragraphs 1 through 27, inclusive, as though fully set forth herein.
29. Within the last two (2) years, Plaintiffs performed services for Defendants and at the request of Defendants. Defendants accepted, used, and enjoyed the services provided by Plaintiffs.
30. Plaintiffs have repeatedly demanded payment from Defendants.
31. The fair and reasonable value of the services provided to the Defendants is at least $____________.
32. No payment has been made by Defendants to Plaintiffs, and there is now owing the sum of at least $______________.

SEVENTH CAUSE OF ACTION
(Against All Defendants for Declaratory Relief)
33. Plaintiffs hereby incorporate each and every allegation contained in paragraphs 1 through 32, inclusive, as though fully set forth herein.
34. An actual controversy has arisen and now exists between Plaintiffs and Defendants in that Plaintiffs contend, and Defendants apparently deny, that Defendants agreed to pay Plaintiffs for Plaintiffs' services as set forth in the First and Second Causes of Action herein, and that Plaintiffs have performed the services required of them pursuant to the Production Agreement and the Agreement.
35. Plaintiffs desire a judicial determination of the respective rights and duties of Plaintiffs and Defendants with respect to the Production Agreement and the Agreement. In particular, Plaintiffs desire a declaration that Defendants are indebted to Plaintiffs in a sum of not less than $___________.
36. Such a declaration is necessary and appropriate at this time in order that Plaintiffs may ascertain their rights and duties with respect to the Production Agreement and the Agreement.
WHEREFORE, Plaintiffs pray judgment as follows:
ON THE FIRST CAUSE OF ACTION:
1. For damages of 10% of the production costs in a sum to be shown according to proof, together with interest thereon at the highest rate allowed by law from and after September 30, 2006;
ON THE SECOND CAUSE OF ACTION
2. For damages of 7.5% of the monies paid to Defendants by the distribution company for the Movie, in a sum to be shown according to proof at trial, together with interest thereon at the highest rate allowed by law from and after October 31, 2006;
ON THE THIRD, FOURTH, FIFTH AND SIXTH CAUSES OF ACTION
3. For damages in a sum of not less than $___________, together with interest thereon at the highest rate allowed by law from and after October 31, 2006;
ON THE SEVENTH CAUSE OF ACTION
4. For a judicial determination that Defendants are indebted to Plaintiffs in the sum of not less than $_________.
ON ALL CAUSES OF ACTION
5. For costs of suit incurred hereto; and
6. For such other relief as the Court deems just and proper.
DATED: April , 2008


LAW OFFICES
GOLDFARB, STURMAN & AVERBACH

By:



Cynthia L. Rubin
Attorneys for Plaintiffs Ed Meyer and Adirondack International Pictures, Inc.

Robin Quivers to host dinner benefit for Healing Bridges in NYC

A NIGHT OF MUSIC AND ART WITH THE DINNERSTEINS ON APRIL 17TH AT THE RAINBOW ROOM IN NEW YORK

New York, NY - Howard Stern Show Radio personality Robin Quivers and her charity-focused dinner committee Girls Night Out will host A NIGHT OF MUSIC AND ART WITH THE DINNERSTEINS, which takes place on April 17th at the Rainbow Room in New York City. The dinner will benefit Healing Bridges, a non-profit organization that creates jobs in Africa for women to support themselves and their families and help fund their new business ventures. For more information on Healing Bridges go to www.Healingbridges.org.

The evening will feature the music of Simone Dinnerstein, the acclaimed American concert pianist who the New York Times called an artist “poised for a breakthrough,” and whose recent recording of Bach’s Goldberg Variations earned the No. 1 spot on the Billboard Classical Chart in its first week. The night will also feature the art of her father, the celebrated painter Simon Dinnerstein of Brooklyn, NY whose work has been featured around the world.

Cocktails begin at 6pm, followed by dinner and the performance.

Ticket InfoSpecial celebrity seating will soon be available on
www.charityfolks.com. VIP tickets are $1000 and all other seats are $350. Information on purchasing tickets can be obtained via email to HealingBridgesEvent@gmail.com or by telephone at 646-435-1548.

Press Contact:
Lois NajarianThe Door, 246 Withers Street 1B, Brooklyn, NY 11211
718-383-1708,
cell: 646-831-0745
Lois@TheDooronline.com
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New XM - Sirius merger pricing...

Here's a press release describing how the pricing will play out post-merger.

I'll let you math freaks figure out if it's a good deal or not.

http://fjallfoss.fcc.gov/prod/ecfs/retrieve.cgi?native_or_pdf=pdf&id_document=6519869225

Sunday, March 30, 2008

Howard on list of most whipped...

"Howard Stern. Again, duh. When the woman waking up next to you looks like Beth Ostrovsky and you look like, well, Sideshow Bob, you'll do anything you can to keep the relationship going."

http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2008/03/the_gw_whipped_list_includes_s.html?imw=Y

Saturday, March 29, 2008

Beth O on Fox & Friends

Friday, March 28, 2008

Artie Lange on Donnie Duetsch video

And now a word from Jackie the Jokeman Martling

Hi, and Happy Spring...

I hope your life is totally fulfilled, your face hurts from smiling, your bones ache from too much lovemaking, and that you're enjoying Jackie's Joke Hunt with the regularity of a cheese eater. Jackie
**************** What would you call a drunk who works at an upholstery shop?A recovering alcoholic.
****************
A guy's got a big fat wife. She gets out of the shower, sits on the pot, and gets stuck, so he calls the plumber. Then he realizes that she's sitting there naked, and he can't have that, so he takes his bowler derby and puts it on her lap to cover up home base. The plumber shows up, he takes one look, and he says, "Listen, Mac, I think I can save your wife, but the guy in the hat's a goner."
****************Did you hear about the Polish gangster?His career's managed by three black singers.****************
A waiter brings a lady her clam chowder, and his thumb is hooked over the cup. She says, "Waiter, your is in my soup." He says, "Yeah. I got arthritis and the heat makes it feel better." She says, "Well, why don't you stick it up your ass?" He says, "That's what I do in the kitchen."
****************8 pm, Saturday, April 5th,one big show atThe Patchogue TheatrePatchogue, on Long Island(973) 335-3339www.patchoguetheatre.com****************Did you hear about the quadriplegic juggler?It's so sad. He keeps dropping the quadriplegics.****************
A couple's in the movies, and the girl says, "Ralphie, the guy next to me is playing with himself." He says, "Ignore him." She says, "I can't. He's using my hand."
**************** You know who just got back togetherafter going through a lot of shit?My buttcheeks.****************
Two women are at the water cooler, and the first one says, "I've got a sore throat." The second one says, "Whenever I have a sore throat, I give my husband a blow job, and it clears it right up. You should try it." The next day the second girl says, "I feel much better. You know, your husband just couldn't believe it was your idea."
****************9 pm, Saturday, April 19th,one big show at "The Shell"Trump MarinaAtlantic City, New Jerseytickets on sale Feb. 8thplease call TicketMaster,1-800-736-1420www.ticketmaster.com
****************How can you tell if your roommate is gay?You find skid marks on both sides of his underpants.****************
A doctor comes home early and hears his wife in bed with another guy. He takes out his scalpel, runs into the bedroom, and slices the guy's dick off at the base with one quick slash while he's still inside her. His wife looks at the guy and says, "Get some bandages, quick! He's bleeding!" The guy says, "Fuck the bandages, get me a corkscrew."
****************
We love you for tuning in to Jackie's Joke Hunt on Sirius 101, and calling in, and helping to spread the word. Our next Joke Hunt, Episode 71, on April 2nd, will be The Iconic Hunt. Unlike most weeks, bad taste will rule, as we regale you with jokes & stories about the famous folks we all joke about...the icons whose lives or antics have been immortalized in horrible insensitive jokes, to the delight of people everywhere. We'll relive the fun we've all had over the years with the Helen Kellers, the Ann Franks, the OJ's, the Michael Jacksons, the Hitlers, & the Tim Sabeans...don't miss it!
Please call Jackie & Ian on the air with your jokes & comments at1-888-stern 101 ... 1-888-783-7610 ... please e-mail us at: jokeland@aol.comon the Internet at www.sirius.comairs live Tuesdays at 7-8 p.m. Easternnew times for repeats - Thursday at midnight Eastern - new times for repeatsSaturdays at 2 p.m. Eastern, Sundays 7 a.m. Eastern
****************
Two guys are watching the St. Patrick's Day Parade, when one of them drops a lit cigarette into a damp mattress that's been left out on the sidewalk. The mattress starts to smoulder just as the old women from The Daughters Of The American Revolution go marching by. The first guy takes a whiff, and says, "Man...you think maybe they're marching these ladies too fast?"
****************if you know anyone who'd like to be on this e-mail list,please have them e-mail Jackie at jokeland@aol.com,or forward this e-mail to them...***************
A priest and a rabbi are golfing behind a very slow foursome. It's finally so bad that they run up and bitch at them for being slow. Their caddy says, "These guys are blind." The priest says, "My God, I'm sorry." The rabbi says, "They couldn't play at night?"
****************What would you call ten Polish guys with towels wrapped around their heads?A Pakistanleys.******************for the kids: Your mom's so fat that she sat on a quarterand a booger flew out of George Washington's nose.Shake shake shake that ketchup bottle,None'll come, and than a lot'll.******************www.jokeland.comfor information on Jackie's shows, you can always "Use Your Finger!"and dial (516) 922-WINE ...(516) 922-9463not a pay service, just a local call...

This week on the Greg Fitzsimmons Show













Monday will be a live show again, chock full of interviews and clips from the gig Greg just did with Artie Lange & Eddie Brill down in Florida last weekend.













We will also call Rev. Bob Levy and Tom Cotter to interview them about their prev. experiences doing this gig.


Be Sure and check out the Greg's show every Monday night at Midnight on Sirius Satellite Radio, Howard 101.

Fat fuck Arthur Lange on the Donnie Douche show







Thursday, March 27, 2008

When she's hot & he's not there's better shot at happiness

When she's hot & he's not there's better shot at happiness


Congrats to Irish John and Liz on their recent engagement.


Irish John:

I would like to thank all the nice folks at Sternfannetwork, got a lot of positive feedback and I appreciate it, I even enjoyed a lot of the jokes directed at me….However, all the haters like Joey Boots can go fuck themselves !!!

Thanks,


Irish John

Copy and Paste link for more


http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?s=2eaac8d1f33f28ddfe006636573f9f2e&threadid=349538

When she's hot & he's not there's better shot at happiness


When she's hot & he's not there's better shot at happiness BY JO PIAZZA
DAILY NEWS STAFF WRITER

Wednesday, March 26th 2008, 4:00 AM


He may be a dog, ladies, but he'll keep you happy.

A new study reveals that women who wed men who are uglier than they will have a happier marriage than those with a more attractive mate.

In couples where the wife is the hotter one, both parties seem to be content, found a study of 82 newlywed duos in the Journal of Family Psychology.

"Both spouses tended to behave more positively when wives were more attractive than their husbands and more negatively when husbands were more attractive than their wives," said the study by UCLA's Benjamin Karney.

Karney also found that it doesn't matter how much better looking the wife is than the husband - just that there is a discrepancy.

From Marilyn Monroe and Arthur Miller to Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, beautiful women have been marrying less attractive men through the ages.

Consider Howard Stern and his fiancée, Beth Ostrosky; Christina Aguilera and her geeky husband, Jordan Bratman, or Sienna Miller's latest fling with homely actor Rhys Ifans.

According to the study, it is evolution that dictates that physical attractiveness of long-term mates is more important to men than to women.

Men are looking for a way to carry on their genes and see physical attractiveness as an indicator of strong genetics.

"Because physical attractiveness is less important to women, in contrast, relative attractiveness may only affect them through its effect on their husbands," the study says.

New Yorkers seem to agree.

Jesse Turcios, 32, thinks unattractive guys are an asset to their prettier counterparts.

"My boyfriend is not so good-looking and I feel secure. It's not nice to say, but it's true," said Turcios, a stunning former bar owner from the Bronx.

"He's a hardworking man who has a lot going for him."

Ashley Freeman, who is 20 and single, believes going ugly might be her best bet for finding a keeper.

"When a woman looks better in a relationship she feels like she has nothing to worry about," Freeman, who lives on Long Island, explained.

One explanation: Men are more motivated to hold on to a pretty wife.

"When women who are really beautiful go out with men who aren't so hot, the men try harder so it makes for a better marriage," says psychologist Cooper Lawrence.

"The women know that whatever goes wrong in the marriage, the husband is going to do whatever is necessary to keep it together."

jpiazza@nydailynews.com

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Bababooey Photoshop Contest!!!!


Gary's new site



Submit your entries to howardshrine@aol.com


Babamurderer from cw

JIm Florentine's new stand-up CD


"Anger is a Gift"

Jim's best work yet!

Released today here

Tuesday, March 25, 2008

Howardshrine.com presents: Where are they now? Miss Butterface Jen

Jen used her winnings from the Miss Butterface contest to buy braces and ended up doing braces porn. That's right. Porn for people who like braces. Talk about fetishes. Check out what Jen is up to now here
Warning: She aint got no clothes on.



Jen:

Hi guys,
It's been FOREVER since I sent out a message to my mailing list - thanks for signing up for it! I hope things are going well for you! I am still living in Las Vegas - working on my websites, and doing freelance photography.

For my braces fans, as you know, the braces are gone, and now I have retainers. Here are some free pics I just shot last week: http://www.bracesbabe.com/retainer-pictures.htm . I don't have any new webcam pictures to show you, but will gather some together for the next newsletter, if you're interested.

As a bonus for braces lovers, here's a free gallery of pics from my Beauty & Braces friends: http://www.bracesbabe.com/braces-porn.htm

:) Jen
http://www.bracesbabe.com

Jen's site

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This is from Jen's site talking about her Stern experience. LOL.

Stats: 20-something, libra, 5'8", usually a redhead, night owl, beer drinker, extremely open minded and easy going when I'm not acting completely high strung and neurotic, and winner of a live Howard Stern contest for having the best body!

XM, Sirius: Focus Shifts To FCC Concessions, Debt Refi by Eric Savitz

XM, Sirius: Focus Shifts To FCC Concessions, Debt Refi
Posted by Eric Savitz
Now that the Justice Department has, at long last, approved the pending merger of XM Satellite Radio (XMSR) and Sirius Satellite Radio (SIRI), investor focus will shift to several additional issues. The most obvious of these is the pending decision of the FCC, the second-part in the two-step government approval process. While there is a general agreement on the Street that the FCC will green-light the deal, expectations are that the Commission will require the combined company to make some concessions.

Just what those concessions might be are a matter of no small debate on the Street. Among the possibilities:

A la carte pricing. This is almost a certainty.
A price freeze. This is also widely expected.
Access to public interest programming. Not surprising.
Family tiering. This would not be surprising, either. Another possibility: the company agrees to supervision under FCC decency standards. (Take that, Howard Stern.)
Require inclusion of HD Radio support in receivers: Possible but hard to enforce, since the companies do not make their own receivers.
Spectrum capacity leasing. This one is more controversial; there is talk that the combined company could be required to lease as much as 20% of its capacity to a new entrant that would offer free channels to anyone with existing XM and Sirius receives, which would be accessible even to people without active XM or Sirius subscriptions.
Several analysts this morning also noted that XM has $1.03 billion in debt that could be put back to the company in the event of a change of control. (Which the merger would be.) UBS analyst Lucas Binder noted this morning that the need to refinance the debt in the current environment leaves two options: refinance the debt in the bond market, which won’t be easy, or sell converts or equity, which would be dilutive.

More here

Monday, March 24, 2008

Jasmin St. Clair admits health issues

She's one of the sexiest performers in the history of the Original Extreme Championship Wrestling, Howard Stern's favorite adult film star, and a controversial personality who quit at the height of her porn career and has lashed out at people in the wrestling industry who have offended her. Former ECW Original Jasmin St. Claire is back with a new blog this week, and this time she's claiming a major health crisis.

Howard Stern Favorite and ECW Original Jasmin St. Claire Admits Health Issues

In a posting exclusively reported on by Wrestling News Desk.com, Jasmin writes, "I just wanted to thank all of you for the lovely words of kindness and encouragement during this rough time for me. Instead of replying back to each of you, I have decided to post a bulletin."

She continues, "I did not want to reveal too much about this, but I might as well since it will be a big part of my well being. I also need to apologize in advance to my friends for not talking too much about this.. but I did not want to worry anyone."

"First of all, for the past 4 months I was well aware that I have a weak heart. I went in for a routine check up & the doctor saw that I had extremely low blood pressure ... which could have been a result of the diuretics I took or anti anxiety meds I have taken in the past. Unfortunately, after doing more tests, it gets more complicated. I am due for another cat scan soon. I hope that I do not have to get surgery. I hate thinking about it and talking about it since its serious."

"Secondly, I have a full blown ear infection. The doctor had to drain stuff from my ear today. I am now on major anti biotics & we are keeping a close eye on this. I thought that I was going deaf. Sorry if I seemed kind of stand offish about this, but the situation with my heart has really been bugging me and it got very bad to the point where my heart has skipped a beat a few times at the gym. I am glad that I have health insurance!"

"Jasmin is a wild personality," Wrestling News Desk.Com editor Matthew Cooper stated, "the breakup of her marriage has taken a profound effect on her, and she was what one would consider Anyone's Guess to begin with!" WND has also reported on Jasmin's sexy WebCam pictures, which you can see here.
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MERGER APPROVED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Justice Dept Approves XM-Sirius Deal


WASHINGTON (AP) - The Justice Department approved Sirius Satellite Radio's $5 billion buyout of rival XM Satellite Radio on Monday, saying the deal was unlikely to hurt competition or consumers.
The deal was approved despite opposition from consumer groups and an intense lobbying campaign by the land-based radio industry.

The buyout received shareholder approval in November. The companies said the merger will save hundreds of millions of dollars in operating costs—savings that will ultimately benefit their customers.

The Justice Department, in a lengthy news release explaining its decision, said the two companies compete not just with each other but also with other forms of radio and entertainment.

"The likely evolution of technology in the future, including the expected introduction in the next several years of mobile broadband Internet devices, made it even more unlikely that the transaction would harm consumers in the longer term," the Justice Department said. "Accordingly, the division has closed its investigation of the proposed merger."

XM Satellite shares rose $1.97, or 16.5 percent, to $13.90 in afternoon trading after the government's announcement while Sirius shares rose 28 cents, or almost 10 percent, to $3.18.



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Sunday, March 23, 2008

Happy Easter....



...from my two favorite bunnies.

From the Howardshrine mailbag: Open Letter to Joey Boots by Chaunce Hayden

Joey Boots posted about Chaunce selling his house on SFN and of course continued to spread his "story" about Chaunce loving to be shat on. Wonder why Howard never mentioned this "story" on the air? Oh yeah, because it isn't true.


Joey Boots:
Chaunce The Shit Fetish Traitor Selling His House (post #1)



on the website you can scroll a dozen pics of his house.

copy and paste for more
http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?s=34f30f58e3893f3c90cc56ef5a95a60e&threadid=348575


Chaunce responds:

Hey Joey,
Thanks for helping me sell my pad! I'm moving to a 1.3 million loft in Hoboken's Hudson Tea building... I'm a little worried because my upstairs neighbor, Eli Manning, is a party animal...so I hear....Hopefully, A-Rod who lives down the hall will keep him in line. You rock dude... enjoy your rented room and sad life. haha.. I can't tell you how much I enjoy it!

By the way, I wasn't too surprised to hear you love cock. Keep up the good work and continued success.

Best wishes,
Chaunce Hayden
editor
Steppin Out
www.so-mag.com

In honor of the Anniversay of Mike Walker's fart



Listen here

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Saw this linked posted on SFN by Townie Girl here:

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?s=&threadid=348591

Pretty extensive collection of Stern moments there girl. And no one has bitched about it? Wow!!

Saturday, March 22, 2008

Big Apple wedding for the King of all Media???

Or maybe a Big Adam's Apple wedding. As seen on SFN:

Howard Stern, Bride-to-Be: Now a City Wedding
Originally posted Friday March 21, 2008 02:00 PM EDT
Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky

Still intent on marching down the aisle together, Howard Stern and Beth Ostrosky have once again revised plans as to where their wedding will take place.

Whereas recently the bride-to-be – whose engagement to the Sirius Radio star turned 1 year old on Valentine's Day last month – told PEOPLE that the ceremony would occur in New York's Hamptons, that rural setting may now be swapped for an urban one.

"We're going to get our friends together at a restaurant, very low-key … in the city," Stern, 54, holding hands with his 35-year-old fiancé, told PEOPLE at Thursday's Cinema Society and GQ screening of Stop-Loss, in Manhattan.

No further details were forthcoming, as Stern, fresh from two glasses of wine, said he needed to get to the men's room. Fast.

– Jeffrey Slonim

A Howardshrine Exclusive: A message from Sean the Whiterapper

Sean The Whiterapper:

Hey Everybody!!

What's good out there in Shrine HS web world... I'm alive, sober and sane, trying to remain in the game ...just kicking it in the real world, staying out of trouble and keeping my head up & reaching for the stars .. Life's been pretty good to me, I can't complain .. looking forward to some day showing all of you my home videos of everything from Howard playing craps in Las Vegas to OBD's 35th birthday party to
Wyclef picking up his new Jesse James chopper.. coming soon it will all be on howardshrine.com so stay tuned. Aight people, have a great day and remember if I can do it, anyone can do it. Peace out 1

Friday, March 21, 2008

Interview with Jon Hein by mondesishouse.com

Jon, where exactly did you grow up in Pittsburgh? Do you return to the area much?

I grew up in Mount Lebanon in the late 70's until I moved to New York. I still have a lot of family in Pittsburgh, and I try to visit every year and work in a Steelers, Penguins, or Pirates game. I would have been a better football player if I stayed in Mount Lebanon.

Any particular favorite moments as a Pittsburgh sports fan?

All three teams have thrilled me and broken my heart. Besides the Super Bowl wins, my favorite Steelers game had to be when they thrashed Bum Phillips and the Oilers 34-5 in the AFC Championship at home or when they beat the Colts in Indy thanks to Big Ben's tackle. They destroyed me when they lost the AFC Championship to the Chargers at home in 1995. Watching the Pens win back to back cups was incredible, but being on Long Island when they came back in that five game series in 1982 and blew the 3-1 lead over the Islanders in Game 5 with six minutes left brought me to tears. Willie Stargell shining in the 1979 Series was incredible, but seeing Sid Bream slide home safe off Francisco Cabrera's pinch hit is a memory I just can't shake. The Pirates haven't been the same since.





You're a documented sports nut and a Pittsburgher surrounded by New Yorkers. Are the sports debates at work as spirited as I imagine?

I take a lot of crap every day. Yankees and Mets fans don't care about the Pirates unless Billy Crystal is hitting, so I get more pity than abuse when it comes to baseball. The Pens are a different story as Rangers and Islanders fans now let me hear about Crosby, Malkin and crew constantly. I was obnoxious when the Steelers won their fifth ring, but Giants fans are riding sky high after upsetting the Pats this year. Jets fans are always fun to pick on.

You brought a few Stern co-workers to the All-Star Game in Pittsburgh in 2006. What was that experience like? What did they think of the city and the stadium?

I went to the All Star Game with the great Artie Lange and we had a blast. The Pirates might be struggling, but PNC is still the best ballpark in the country. We ate like pigs, enjoyed the HR Derby, and had a great time at the game. Did I mention that we ate a lot?

More here

Thursday, March 20, 2008

A Howardshrine Exclusive: The New Jeff Levy t-shirts are in...


....and soon ready for sale to Stern and Levy fans worldwide right here in the HowardShrine store. Be the first on your block to own an Offical Jeff Levy t-shirt to wipe up your vomit with.

Rev Bob Levy and Danny Bonaduce love quarrel video

Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Update: Benjy Bronk now losing to granddaughter of Marty Feldman





And look who is nipping at his heels

Interview with Benjy Bronk by heebmagazine





In 1998, you came on the show as an intern and pretty quickly got bumped up to staff writer. How’d you make the transition?

I started as an intern, but completely with the intention of getting a real job there, even though everyone told me that it would never happen. I was broke, but rather than getting a side job that would distract me from putting everything I had into the show, I minimized my expenses as much as possible. I lived in a storage unit—Manhattan Mini Storage—and in various offices around New York. My original responsibility was going through newspapers for Robin to look for articles that might have some quirky aspect that she could use during the news.



So how’d you get noticed?

I was constantly pitching ideas through our office email. The first thing I pitched was actually sort of a Jewish thing. We had this guy at K-Rock, Wood Yee, who we used as a parody of Woody Allen. And I think one of the first things I pitched was a Fiddler on the Roof song parody/sketch of him singing to his wife/stepdaughter Soon Yee.



I just pitched tons of stuff and lots of bits. Then Howard invited me to take part in the weekly creative meetings. Back then the interns weren’t regularly invited, so it felt like a big deal. Gary was also encouraging me, things evolved, and by 2001 I was a full-time writer for the show.



This might seem like a dumb question, but exactly what do you “write” for the show?

The bulk of the show is directly from Howard’s own mind, but we’re all contributing. The entire time the show’s unfolding, I’m coming up with funny lines, scribbling them down, and getting them to Howard. When he likes one, he uses it. Sometimes he might change it a little or he might not use it at all, but I keep writing and throwing them down. It kinda feels like a video game to me—every time I come up with a great line or idea that works, I feel like I shot an asteroid, scored a point.



Do you write exclusively for Howard, or do you provide material for the others on the show as well?

The majority of my writing is for Howard and sometimes for others, especially if someone’s doing a character voice. Usually the lines are to-the-moment, very much in the context of what’s going on. If you don’t know the context, you won’t get the joke.



More here

Tuesday, March 18, 2008

Vote for Benjy Benjy

bam from howardshrine.net:

Vote Here

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Currently 5:20 pm March 18, the 20 year old Benjy Benjy is in second place with 5,818 votes trailing palalalopolly who has 10,532


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(update)

It's 10:20 pm est, just hours after we posted this blog and Benjy Benjy now has 9919 votes and closing fast on the leader who just has still a little over 10,000. Thank you Stern fans, Benjy Benjy is going to win this. Oh yes........The Power of the Shrine. Keep voting people.



(update)

9:15 am Wed, BENJY BENJY IS NUMBER ONE!!!! The Power of the Shrine. Great job everyone.

Interview with Mariann From Brooklyn by Shabooty



Shabooty: Hi Mariann from Brooklyn, how long have you listened to ‘The Howard Stern Show’?
Mariann From Brooklyn: I listened for 15 years, had the guts to call in on a stone cold interview, said my name was Mariann from Brooklyn (MFB), and the rest is history.

What part of Brooklyn are you from? And did you grow up in BKLYN?
I grew up in Bensonhurst, 20 yrs Marine Park and now Bay Ridge –all Brooklyn.

Is it weird befriending the likes of other wack packers, i.e. High Pitch Eric, Jeff, etc… and which wack packers are you closest friends with?
The Wack Pack is a tight second family. We have a bond. [I am] friendly with Jeff The Drunk, High Pitch Erik, Irish John, Eddie the Produce Guy, and Crazy Alice by phone.


Are you liked by the Stern back office / staffers?
I guess the back office likes me, you would have to ask them, but they treat me great.

Do you call in -extra- annoying as shtick or are ya just easily excitable?
No shtick –its me, all me, true blue. I’m home, get passionate about something, and go off.

How often are you recognized in NYC / in person? I imagine you are ‘well received’ by fans.
Voice is recognized a lot. It can be embarrassing, but always a laugh in the most random places.


More here

Penthouse Pets at Rick's Cabaret...



...following Pet of the Year's appearance on the Stern Show last week

Monday, March 17, 2008

The New Miss Howard TV, Brianna Frost boobies out video and more

Boobies out here










strip dance here

Thanks to Richrock for the info.

A Blast from the Shrine Past: An Interview with Mark the Bagger by Doc


Doc: How do you like your new Howard Stern fame?
Mark The Bagger: I think it's great! I have more fans now than ever.
Doc: How big is your penis?
Mark The Bagger: 10"

Doc: What has been your most favorite appearance so far?
Mark The Bagger: My most favorite appearance was when I got to meet and hang out with Seth Greene and Howie Mandel.
Doc: Who is your favorite on the show, who is your least favorite?
Mark The Bagger: My favorite on the show would be.....ummmmm...... Robin Quivers, and my least favorite would be Beetlejuice.


More here

Friday, March 14, 2008

Happy Holiday everyone...

from all the cocksuckers and meateaters at howardshrine.net

Enjoy your day

This Week on the Greg Fitzsimmons Show



Comedian Dave Attell. Check out the Greg Fitzsimmons show every Monday at Midnight on Sirius Satellite Radio, Howard 101.

Would you like to contribute to this blog?

Hey Now Stern fans. We have some excellent people working on this blog. Our staff is doing a great job posting Stern related articles, interviews, news stories, etc about Howard and the gang. We are now looking for people who would like to add some commentary blogs, an editorial kind of thing about Howard and the show.

Anyone interested in doing a weekly thing? Anyone have any features they would like us to try?

I am also looking for someone to be a Steve Langford watchdog for our sister site, www.stevelangfordswrong.com The people involed with this site our bored by Langford now. We need a few new pitbulls to expose the pittbullshitter for the lousy reporter that he really is.

Email me your ideas or if you are interested in becoming one of our contributors at howardshrine@aol.com


Thanks for the help.

Thursday, March 13, 2008

Beth Ostrosky @ the Cinema Society & Dior screening of Sleepwalking 3/11/08

The Dumbest Asshole in hip hop on suicide watch

Steve-O On Suicide Watch

Jackass star Steve-O is being held at L.A.'s Cedars-Sinai Medical Center after threatening to take his own life. According to an insider, he was taken to the emergency room on Sunday afternoon. After drug tests, he was checked into the Thalians Mental Health Center — known for doing crisis intervention — where he was put on a 72-hour hold. That has since been extended to 14 days, Star has learned.

"Steve is stabilized on meds at this point," the source told Star. "He was also treated for burns on his skin as if he had been putting cigarettes out on his own body."

Friends and family have become increasingly concerned about the star's mental state, especially following his March 3 arrest following a dispute with a neighbor. Days after, a close family member told Star that Steve-O — real name Stephen Glover — suffers from untreated bipolar disorder.

"Right now he's in his extreme mania," the family member said. "His concerned friends and family are hoping he'll seek treatment. He doesn't need jail, he needs therapy. We're just really hoping that this will be the wake-up call that gets him back to himself."

But the situation escalated over the weekend when Steve-O, 33, e-mailed suicide notes to several friends, blaming a broken romance. Eventually a woman friend and his bodyguard took him to the hospital around 2pm on Sunday. But he caused a major scene in the hospital, says one insider.

"Steve started flipping out. He told doctors he wanted to hurt himself badly. He wanted to break every bone in his body one by one."

Here's hoping the troubled prankster pulls it together.

Source

Artie Lange falling playing softball video by Mutt from SFN

Watch here

More Stern related videos here

Copy and paste link below for SFN discussion.

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?s=b791493485cbe2d7ffc4bc574eb82ca2&threadid=345755

Wednesday, March 12, 2008

From the Howardshrine Mailbag: Robin "Exposed"

From one of our very talented readers:

So Robin said during the Anatomy Awards that her breasts looked exactly like Keeley Hazell's (from Cashback).



Robin's nipple by sterniq.com

From Sterniq.com
Robin Quivers wore a very tight, nearly see-through top when Wyclef Jean came on the show on March 4, 2008.





This is a screen capture of a frame from the show. It is un-altered. If you look close, or lighten the image with PhotoShop, you can see the right nipple. The right breast also looks suspiciously perfect for a woman in her 50’s who claims to have had only one breast-reduction operation many years ago.


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I took sterniq's suggestion and lightened the nipply area and came up with this image of her left nipple, not right. Is this the outline of Robin's nipple through her shirt? Does anyone see a right nipple? Let me know. Thanks.



Tuesday, March 11, 2008

Iron Shiek Interview after RAW match with Nikolai Volkoff

Monday, March 10, 2008

Tonight on The Greg Fitzsimmons Show...


Guest Greg Proops, Midnight on Howard 101.

Saturday, March 08, 2008

Eve the Queefer aka Howard Stern Bimo Arrested!!


A Howard Stern Show bimbo and two adult-themed models were busted for trespassing inside an abandoned state hospital in Lakeville, where they were taking part in a sexy photo shoot, according to police and the photographer who arranged the gig.

Leah Fawn Isabelle a.k.a. “Eve the (expletive),” 26, of New Bedford, was charged with trespassing and breaking and entering, according to Lakeville polilce.

Isabelle is a regular on Stern’s show, where she has also been described as an exotic dancer. She often appears naked or in lingerie.

Also arrested Feb. 23 were shutterbug Christopher Helme, 32, of New Bedford, model Erin Baxter, 24, of Wareham, model Jacelyn Howlett, 29, of Wareham, and Jonathan Botelho, 23, of New Bedford,

Helme told the Herald he is working on an Internet photo gallery and planned to shoot the models in fake crime scenes. He said Isabelle wore a baby doll dress with “not a whole lot under it.”

Isabelle, whose full stage name “Eve” contains a vulgar slang expression, described what she wore on a Howard Stern fan Web site.

“(I) was dressed in a 1800s little girl’s dress, something creepy in and of itself, and had on Mary Jane heels and little white socks with the ruffles on the cuffs, and i had a white ribbon in my ponytail,” she stated online.

Helme said he picked the hospital for its spooky interior, but claimed he did not know it was illegal to enter the building, which he said was unlocked. He said he knows Isabelle through a friend and did not have a chance to snap any shots before security guards intruded.

“Bascially what I do is shoot mock crime scene photographs conceived by the models themselves, then I shoot it,” Helme said. “We started working on that and we saw security pulling up. We decided to split.”

While the photographer and three others were quickly apprehended, Isabelle eluded cops inside a nearby drug store, but soon thought better of it and surrendered to police, Helme said.

Helme said charges against him and the two models were dropped in exchange for paying court costs. Lakeville police said charges against Isabelle are still pending.

Source

Friday, March 07, 2008

Amy Fisher fires back



Alleged email she sent to Chaunce Hayden.


Source


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Asshole of the Week? After watching a clip of Amy's new movie, I am giving her Asshole of the Year. Wow!! I love that asshole. That sexy lady can shoot my wife in the head anytime.

Great Moments in Jay Thomas Show history

Courtesy of Shrine Bomber Tom aka Big Daddy aka King of All Assholes aka Big fat Shrine book burning crybaby.

Clip 1

Clip 2

Thursday, March 06, 2008

A Howardshrine Exclusive: Amy Fisher tells all to Chaunce Hayden audio





CHAUNCE HAYDEN

In next weeks Steppin Out magazine, Amy Fisher sits down for a photo shoot and interview with Chaunce Hayden and trashes Mary Jo and shows no regret for pumping her head full of lead. Fisher also has a lot to say about having sex with Joey Buttafuco. She also tells why she doesn't care about how her kids feel about her porn tape and why she can't find a job... plus so much more!

ON MARY JO:
Mary Jo is a non-enity. People are angry at me because I'm a millionaire. But guess what? So is Mary Jo! She made more millions off of what I did than what I made! In fact, right now she's trying to shop and peddle or wedding for money and she's trying to sell a book. Okay? Feel no sympathy for Mary Jo the multimillionaire! The fact that Mary Jo has a bullet in her head means nothing! I still have silicone in my boobs and you don't hear me complaining! She can't feel her bullet and I can't feel my silicon. Don't make a big deal about it. Please!

Chaunce Hayden: But she has a bullet in her head. Do you really d