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Thursday, July 31, 2008

Howard Stern laid off as Siirus and XM merge (satire)

Rock 'n' Roll High School remake news

Stern sets 'Rock 'n' Roll' remake
Alex Winter to write 'High School' for shockjock
By MICHAEL FLEMING


Howard Stern is revisiting "Rock 'n' Roll High School."
The shockjock is producing, along with Larry Levinson, a remake of the 1979 film. Alex Winter, best known for playing alongside Keanu Reeves in "Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure," has been hired to script it.

Pic was about a group of rebellious students who, with the help of punk rock band the Ramones, thwarted a repressive, rock-music-hating principal.

Stern, while busy hosting and programming two daily channels on Sirius Satellite Radio, is now partnered on two films with Levinson. They also are working on a remake of the raunchy Bob Clark-directed 1982 comedy "Porky's" that could start production in the fall.

Stern got involved because he was a fan of both pics.

While Winter still acts, he spends most of his time as a writer and director. He has directed numerous musicvideos and commercials, created segments for Jimmy Kimmel's latenight show and helmed "Ben 10: Race Against Time" for the Cartoon Network. Winter also scripted a feature about Napster and its creator, Shawn Fanning, for MTV Films.

"I've now done so much stuff in musicvideos, and the Napster movie, that the chance to bridge music and comedy was something that intrigued me," Winter said. "This movie seemed so ripe for a remake."

Development is being funded by Levinson's Stonewerks Motion Picture Group, whose Dan Gross will also be involved as a producer.

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Wednesday, July 30, 2008

Stevie "Mud" Langford exposed again for his shit stories by Fred Norris

From Eric the Midget to now Fred Norris, the list continues to grow of people who realize that Stevie Langford is not the pitbull of the Howard 100 News team but is in fact the biggest pitbullshitter the Stern show has ever had the displeasure of employing. And today we learned just HOW MUCH Stevie knows about shit. Artie revealed today that he heard from very reliable sources that Stevie was given a nickname because of his practice of shitting his pants. Yes, it's true Steve "Mud" Langford is the Beetlejuice of the Howard 100 news team. Oy vey, keep that one away from the cupcakes. Better yet, keep that pinhead away from Sirius altogether...or at least make him wear a diaper when he's there. Hey Stevie, guess what? The truth is finally coming out on the show, something you have been trying to prevent since day one. For months when we made blogs here exposing Stevie for the lousy reporter that we all know he is we sent the links to the Howard 100 News team AND directly to Stevie himself. Did the crackpot head "reporter" own up to any of his mistakes. Nope...In fact he never even mentioned the site. He reported about robinswrong.com every chance he got but a site exposing his own fuckups? Not a mention. It was Fred Norris today who had had enough of Mud's dirty "reporting" and mentioned our site. Well, almost. Fred mention www.stevelangfordiswrong.com when it's actually www.stevelangfordswrong.com. Time for www.frednorriswrong.com? Nah. Fred is hardly ever wrong. Stevie shitpants langford however is wrong so many times we actually got bored pointing out his errors, like shooting fish in a barrel. When we started this website, we felt at the time that we needed to expose Stevie for the lousy "reporter" that he is. Nowadays Stevie seems to be doing our job for us with almost every story he makes up. And as time goes more and more people will, like Fred today, shine the light on Stevie's shit jokes he calls news stories. Thanks Fred.

If you hear news about the Steve Langford, we want to know about them. Send you tips to howardshrine@aol.com and we will add them to the mounting pile.

PS: Get rid of him Howard. He sucks.

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The Other Foot? Gay Foot!


STERN SHOW CONTEST CONSPIRACY: Charles Van Doren must be rolling in his grave!!!!

by I. Humphrey

To quote super-faygala Richard Simmons, "I AM IN SHOCK!" The theft of the Bababooey Song Parody Contest win from greasy, Spic-genius extraordinaire Ham Hands Bill is the worst outrage of the 21st century, and is a day which will live in infamy. Not since Charles Van Doren was fed the answers to the 1950's game show Twenty One has the American public been taken for such a ride up the proverbial Hershey Highway.

Obviously, the fix was in, and Howard Stern decided to deny Ham Hands Bill the win because he didn't want Ham Hands to win again. By choosing to expand the field of winners Howard turned the so-called contest into a sham, and in the process, on this issue became in his own words, "a phony and a fake." Okay, I'm on fire and prone to hyperbole, so cut me some slack Jack. But, it's sad to see a talent like Howard Stern undermine his own credibility by engineering this injustice.

Stern Fans the world over demand to know the answer to the following question, why was Ham Hands Bill judged on the live performance of his parody, while the other contestants were judged on their highly produced and edited recorded performances? To add insult to injury poor wheelchair bound Ham Hands lost his $4,800 plus life savings to an on-line betting company that was also a Stern Show sponsor. How fitting then would it have been for Ham Hands to be made whole again, by Becks, which sponsored this so-called contest? What one sponsor taketh away, another sponsor giveth back. I wish I could write this in Latin.  What a disgrace. The mind reels.

The only honest voice in this forest of phoneyness was Artie's. Artie was laughing so hard at Ham Hand's entry that he almost had a thrombo. So when Artie voted for another entry it was an offense to humanity. Fat fuck Artie made a big deal out of giving up his plus-one to Howard's wedding. Big deal! Fat Artie alone is plus-ten. Artie's desire to please daddy (HS), and his lack of moral character were clearly on display when he didn't vote for Ham Hands Bill. Even our fearless leader Howard Stern said Ham Hands Bill was the winner if he hadn't dragged on with the ending. BULLSHIT! Ham Hands Bill was robbed.

Back in days of yore, Robin might have voiced some dissent, or at the very least pointed out the hypocrisies in this contest. Unfortunately the days of truth and justice are behind us. The Stern Show is the 21st century equivalent of Nazi Germany, with the brown-shirted Fab 5 marching in lockstep. I'm sure Howard's idol Leni Riefenstahl must be very pleased with her protege. Ich bin ein Stern fan?

Carmina Bababooey is an unoriginal, uncreative, predictable, piece-of-shit parody. It's not even funny, and is the type of song that Howard would on any other day end after the first verse. Ray Manzarek of Carmina Burana fame must think Carmina Bababooey is pathetic. Even Imus wouldn't play it.

Sorry for this ramble, this is worse than Watergate, Iran Contra, Gulf of Tonkin, Monica Lewinsky, and the Lisa G cup cake conspiracy combined.

For Howard Shrine Spews and Views, this is I. Humphrey saying, "Who ate my burrito, Beyaaaaaaaaatch?"

Tuesday, July 29, 2008

XM Is Dead, Long Live Sirius XM

XM Is Dead, Long Live Sirius XM
By Rick Aristotle Munarriz July 29, 2008

Sirius Satellite Radio (Nasdaq: SIRI) completed its merger with rival XM Satellite Radio this morning, becoming Sirius XM Radio in the process.

Are investors cheering the news? Not exactly. The freshly blended shares opened 20% lower today, and that is after dropping 16% yesterday.

This clearly isn't the way that the country's two satellite radio providers expected things to go when they announced plans to combine more than 17 months ago. Everyone knew that this was going to be a tough deal to clear in terms of regulatory hurdles. But now that the hookup is complete, why are investors staying away? It could be the reality of the combined savings.

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Shalom Beeyatch!

Christian Evanglical Pastor, Mark Fox and his alter ego, the 12 year old who lives inside of him....dedicates a song to Shuli...

http://jeffthefish.com/2008/06/24/lets-have-a-markie-party/

Mark Fox Blog:
http://blog.wfmu.org/freeform/2005/10/the_secret_of_l.html

Live Journal:
http://lil-markie.livejournal.com/

Shalom, peace be with you, beeyaatch.

Beth O @ the 11th Annual Super Saturday 7/26

Monday, July 28, 2008

Bleeding Deacons at the KeyClub August 9th

Crazy Cabbie...

Double Take!


Howard Stern Trivia Question of the Week!

Last Week's Trivia Question...

When Crackhead Bob was hypnotized on the radio show he was able to 'channel' his 'past-life'. Who was that?


Robert E. Lee


This Week's Trivia Question!

Minutes before the terrorist attacks on 9/11, who was Howard talking about, where was he 'that night' and why was he 'bummed out'?



Answer at the HowardShrine.com Bulletin Board!

Saturday, July 26, 2008

Classic clip with Howard in black face

FCC approves XM-Sirius satellite radio merger By JOHN DUNBAR

FCC approves XM-Sirius satellite radio merger By JOHN DUNBAR, Associated Press Writer


WASHINGTON - Sirius Satellite Radio Inc.'s $3.3 billion buyout of rival XM Satellite Radio Holdings Inc. will mean millions of subscribers will be able to receive programming from both services, while executives say it will create huge cost savings for the industry.


Federal regulators formally approved the merger of the nation's only two satellite radio operators Friday.

"I think it's going to be, in the end, a good thing for consumers and be in the public interest," Federal Communications Commission Chairman Kevin Martin told The Associated Press. "Consumers will enjoy a variety of programming at reduced prices and more diversified programming choices."

Subscribers will not have to buy new radios to receive a mix of programming from both services, according to the companies. But if they want to pursue a special pay-per-channel a la carte option, they will need new sets.

The FCC voted 3-2 to approve the buyout, with the tiebreaker coming Friday night from Republican commissioner Deborah Taylor Tate.

Tate had insisted that the companies settle charges that they violated FCC rules before she would approve the deal. The companies agreed this week to pay $19.7 million to the U.S. Treasury for violations related to radio receivers and ground-based signal repeaters.

The long-running regulatory review was watched closely by exasperated investors anxious for a resolution as well as 18 million-plus satellite radio customers with questions about what impact the merger would have on their service.

The approval was a major blow for the land-based radio industry, which lobbied hard against the buyout. It was also opposed by consumer groups, various members of Congress and state attorneys general, all of whom argued a satellite radio merger would hurt consumers and was not in the public interest.

"They kept each other on their toes," Democratic commissioner Jonathan Adelstein said of the two companies. "I hope they keep their edge and don't become a fat and happy monopoly."

Adelstein voted against the buyout as did fellow Democrat Michael Copps. Joining Martin and Tate in approving the deal was Republican commissioner Robert McDowell.

The companies said the combination would create hundreds of millions of dollars in cost savings and lead to greater choice in programming for subscribers and flexible pricing options.

Tate released a statement Friday night praising the commission's decision to punish the companies for rules violations before acting on the merger and supporting pro-consumer conditions imposed on the deal.

Under the terms of the consent decree, XM will pay $17.5 million and Sirius will pay $2.2 million to resolve interference complaints and violations related to land-based signal repeaters the companies operate to deliver programming.

The final merger agreement did not require the combined company to include a chip in its radios that will allow customers to receive digital signals from land-based radio stations, which would have helped the land-based radio industry.

Tate, who was lobbied intensely by the industry in the final weeks, said she "could not in good conscience support a government-mandated requirement on the backs of American consumers at this time."

Martin said the agreement is nearly identical to what he circulated among other commissioners when he first recommended approval for the deal more than a month ago.

The companies first applied for permission to combine in March 2007. The Justice Department approved the deal in March of this year without conditions, saying the companies don't really compete because customers must buy equipment that is exclusive to either XM or Sirius, and subscribers rarely switch providers.

DOJ also agreed with the companies' argument that they compete with other forms of audio entertainment, including digital radio, Internet-based radio stations and even devices like Apple Inc.'s iPod.

FCC approval faced a steeper climb because the companies were prohibited from combining under terms of their licenses. The agency struggled to come up with a way to show that allowing a satellite radio monopoly was in the public interest.

The companies voluntarily agreed to a set of conditions, including a three-year price cap and an 8 percent set-aside of "full-time audio channels" for public interest and minority programming. They will also adopt an "open radio" standard that may lead to a greater variety of features in radios and greater competition among manufacturers.

Sirius and XM also have promised to include a limited "a la carte" offering that would be available within three months of the close of the deal and allow listeners to pay only for the channels they want to receive.
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Wednesday, July 23, 2008

Sirius-XM Merger Gains Approval of FCC Majority, WSJ Reports

Sirius-XM Merger Gains Approval of FCC Majority, WSJ Reports

By Todd Shield

July 23 (Bloomberg) -- Sirius Satellite Radio Inc.'s purchase of XM Satellite Radio Holdings Inc. has won the approval of a majority of Federal Communications Commission members, the Wall Street Journal reported.

Republican Commissioner Deborah Taylor Tate will cast the deciding vote in exchange for an agreement that settles enforcement issues involving the companies and a $20 million fine, the Journal said on its Web site, citing an FCC official close to the deal. A 2-2 deadlock on the panel left the fate of the $3.5 billion deal in her hands.

The FCC is the last regulatory obstacle to the all-stock combination. Two Republican commissioners, Chairman Kevin Martin and Robert McDowell, have already backed the merger. Democrat Jonathan Adelstein, who voted against it today, said in an e- mailed statement the combination would create ``a monopoly with window dressing.'' Fellow Democrat Michael Copps also voted no.

``Commissioner Adelstein would only cast a dissenting vote once it was fairly clear that Commissioner Tate would support the deal,'' Paul Gallant, a former FCC official and Washington- based analyst with Stanford Washington Research Group, said in an interview. He continues to predict approval.

Commissioners, who face no deadline for a decision, vote electronically at the time of their choosing.

Traditional radio companies led by the National Association of Broadcasters oppose the merger, saying it will create a harmful monopoly. Sirius and XM, the only two pay-radio companies, told regulators their union would bring consumers more programming at a lower cost.


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Celebrity Brawl for it All-Danny Bonaduce Vs. Bob Levy at PAL center in Hockessin Sept.13


Hockessin,De.........We just finished promoting our biggest event yet with Jose Canseco in Atlantic City and we are back and The match came about when Levy smacked Bonaduce and it was view over 3,000,000 times on the web and you tube and now the battle will happen as Gary Barbera's Celebrity Brawl for it All-Reality TV star and Celebrity Boxing Federation Middleweight champ Danny Bonaduce will take on Howard Stern regular the Revernd Bob Levy at the PAL center in beautiful Hockessin ,Delaware 7259 Lancaster Pike on September 13 at 7:30 P.M. There be several matches on the undercard as well. Tickets go on sale at Center Stage tix on Monday July 28 800-677-8499 or on line at www.ticketlynx.com $40 Ringside and $25 General admission-Standing only $20

Here is the clip how the feud started.

If you are interested in being part of this Great event, you must get on board now. Contact 484-318-6133 or back here!

Old Howard Stern check...

from memorabilia collector Lenny on today's show. He's got like 6 things. Wow!!







Thanks Hardin Thicke from SFN for the info

Tuesday, July 22, 2008

Ronnie the Limo Driver with Porn Star Lexi Lamour

Monday, July 21, 2008

Seperated at Birth

Howard Stern Trivia Question of the Week!

Last Week's Question...

"What Hispanic Latina pop-star did Howard goof on causing an uproar of hostility and controversy in Texas within the Hispanic community? And, who did he compare her music too?"


The late-Latina music pop-sensation was Selena.

Howard compared her music to 'Alvin and the Chipmunks'.


This week's Trivia Question!


When Crackhead Bob was hypnotized on the radio show he was able to 'channel' his 'past-life'. Who was that?

Answer at the HowardShrine.com Bulletin Board!

Sunday, July 20, 2008

Long wait for satellite radio deal may end soon

Long wait for satellite radio deal may end soon
Sunday July 6, 2:20 pm ET
By Christopher S. Rugaber, AP Business Writer
Sirius, XM's long wait may end soon as Federal Communications Commission decision nears

WASHINGTON (AP) -- Sirius Satellite Radio Inc.'s acquisition of rival XM Satellite Radio Holdings Inc. may be cleared by federal regulators this month, and it can't happen fast enough for XM.
As the regulatory review drags on, the company is struggling to add enough new listeners to cover its massive operating costs, and slumping automobile sales further dim future prospects. Analysts say lobbying by traditional broadcasters opposed to the deal is one reason the regulatory review is taking so long.



XM is struggling with higher borrowing costs and reported a wider loss in its most recent quarter. The company recently refinanced $400 million of its debt at a much higher interest rate and borrowed another $100 million just last month. That's on top of $1.6 billion in existing debt.

Both companies say they could continue to operate separately if the deal is shot down, but XM would likely face a much tougher time refinancing its debt on its own.

Approval of the transaction would be a defeat for the National Association of Broadcasters, which represents traditional radio stations and has lobbied heavily against the deal. But the NAB may take some satisfaction from delaying regulatory approval beyond what many analysts expected.


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Howard Stern to get married — twice

Howard Stern to get married — twice
Philadelphia Inquirer

Article Last Updated: 07/18/2008 09:07:50 AM CDT


Radio shock jock Howard Stern, 54, tells In Touch Weekly he and fiancee Beth Ostrosky, 36, will wed twice, once in August with their families and a second (more intimate) time in October.

Why? No idea.


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Crazy Cabbie aka Porn director releases first film

Pics from Beth's Hamptons Magazine party on July 12

Beth's Hamptons Magazine party on July 12





Dobson bests Stern for Radio Hall of Fame

Dobson bests Stern, others
The National Radio Hall of Fame will induct "Focus on the Family"
By Electa Draper
The Denver Post

Dr. James Dobson and the Colorado Springs-based media ministry "Focus on the Family" will be inducted into the National Radio Hall of Fame's Class of 2008, after besting fellow nominees Howard Stern, Dr. Laura Schlessinger and Bob Costas in national online balloting.

"Focus on the Family," aired by more than 3,000 North American stations and in 27 languages in 160 countries, is the first religious program to receive the honor, a venture of the Chicago-based Museum of Broadcast Communications since 1992.
Dobson joins past inductees such as Orson Welles, Jack Benny, Walter Winchell, Dick Clark, Bing Cosby, Paul Harvey and Rush Limbaugh.

Dobson declined to comment on beating out Stern and others, but he issued a statement saying he was pleased by the recognition for "a symphony performed by more than 10,000 people over the past 32 years."
The induction ceremony is set for Nov. 8.

Dobson was chosen in the "national active" category, which required a national broadcast contribution of at least 10 years.
Other 2008 inductees, the first class ever chosen through online voting, are: Art Bell, host of paranormal-themed Coast to Coast AM; Jess Cain, deceased, longtime Boston talk-show host; Howie Carr, outspoken northeastern conservative commentator; Dick Whittinghill, deceased, popular Los Angeles disc jockey; Bob Collins, or "Uncle Bobby," deceased, host of a highly rated Chicago morning show; Michael "Mickey" Luckoff, president of top San Francisco radio station KGO-AM; and Charlie Tuna, an LA fixture since 1967.

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Robin interview & article

Saturday, July 19, 2008

Danny Bonaduce Vs. Bob Levy in Atlantic City Sept. 13

Atlantic city,NJ.........The match came about when Levy smacked Bonaduce and it was view over 3,000,000 times on the web and you tube and now the battle will happen as Reality TV star Danny Bonaduce will take on Howard Stern regular the Revernd Bob Levy in Atlantic City on September 13 the location will be announced shortly.
If you are interested in being part of this Great event, you must get on board now. Contact 484-318-6133 or back here!

High Pitch Erik charged with two counts of grand larceny

Larceny charges for Howard Stern guest

By Barbara Ross
DAILY NEWS

Saturday, July 19th 2008, 4:00 AM

A frequent guest on the Howard Stern radio show was charged Friday with stealing more than $3,000 from a friend by putting unauthorized charges on his credit card.

Erik Bleaman, 37, of Manhattan, who is known as High Pitch for his falsetto voice, was released without bail after being charged with two counts of grand larceny.

Bleaman is accused of using his pal's Discover card multiple times between May 4 and June 15. A law enforcement source said the friend filed a complaint after learning that Bleaman's name was on an Amtrak ticket purchased with his card.

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Artie, Jason, & Benjy Face Imminent Horrible Death!!!!

by I. Humphrey

This is perhaps the most important and noble post I've ever written on this blog. In fact, the information I have to impart is so vital, I've bumped my sensational planned blog entry on Rae Stern so I may alert readers to the dangers facing our three beloved Stern Show fat fucks. My duties as a humanitarian demand no less -- I'm all about saving lives and helping people.

Recently I was on an elevator in New York City. As you know there are millions of elevators in the Big Apple, and most of them are in serious need of mechanical repair. Each year brings a flood of news reports detailing the latest elevator catastrophes. Therefore, when I read the weight capacity sign on the elevator I was immediately filled with a sense of impending doom. 

As we're all aware, Artie, Jason, and Benjy are disgustingly obese fat fucks. As a consequence of working together they frequently ride on the same elevator. Their combined weight easily exceeds 1/2 ton! Unfortunately, most elevators are not equipped to handle their load. This is a recipe for disaster, and having Cupcake Wednesday is only tempting fate.

Now, ordinarily I don't care what adults do. If they want to meet their connection in Wilmington, pick their feet in Poughkeepsie, and engage in other forms of abusive and self-destructive behavior, so be it. That's their right. But, as Howard Stern has said on-air, it's selfish for someone jumping out of a window to kill innocent passersby -- I wholeheartedly agree! Odds are, that when Artie, Jason, and Benjy plummet to their cupcake-deaths in an overloaded elevator they will be taking other innocent lives (maybe yours) with them. 

Imagine if you will, you're a hot, sweet, big-canned, pregnant, 19-year old, communications-major, co-ed, starting the first day or your Stern Show internship. You're all excited to get on the elevator with your hero Artie Lange, and his cellulite-triumvirate brethren, Jason, and Benjy. On the way up, Artie opens a take-out bag containing his bagel and cream cheese. As he bites into the bagel, crumbs cascading down his many chins, the elevator groans, comes to a stop, shakes violently, and then starts it's mad death-descent. How would you feel knowing that if someone had read this blog entry, contacted The Stern Show, and various appropriate government agencies, your promising young life, and that of your unborn mulatto love-child could have been spared?

Therefore, noble Stern Show fan and dedicated blog reader, in the name of everything that is holy, please spread the word, sound the alarm, and make it your mission to prevent Artie, Jason, & Benjy from riding on the same elevator. Or barring this, at least make sure they don't allow any innocent, and unsuspecting other riders (unless their Imus fans) to join them on their journey to the hereafter. Remember a cook can bake a cupcake, but only you can save a bunch of fat fucks from their just desserts. God bless you!

For Howard Shrine Spews and Views, this is I. Humphrey saying, "What goes up, must come down, Beyaaaaaatch!!!"

Here are three wise children dressed like Artie, Jason, & Benjy. They've videotaped a song tribute to the three fat amigos titled Fat People Stuck In An Elevator.

Friday, July 18, 2008

Coroner: Kallenbach died of natural causes

Howard TV Footage from the USO Tour

Thursday, July 17, 2008

This Week on the Greg Fitzsimmons show

"Morty" - former producer of The David Letterman Show, and current executive producer of Mind of Mencia, will be the next guest...on Howard 101, Mondays at Midnight

Gary Dell'abate: Chaunce Hayden's Asshole of the Weel




Page 28 of this week's Steppin Out Magazine

Wednesday, July 16, 2008

Howard Stern Trivia Question of the Week!

Last Week's Question...


What part of Howard's body does he like the most? And, why?


His feet. Because he does not have 'evolution toe'.

(Evolution Toe - The middle toe is longer than the big toe)

This Week's Question...

What Hispanic Latina pop-star did Howard goof on causing an uproar of hostility and controversy in Texas within the Hispanic community? And, who did he compare her music too?


Answer at the HowardShrine.com Bulletin Board!

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

Pics from the USO Tour from marksfriggin.com

The Metamorphosis of Howard Stern's Radio Voice

by I. Humphrey

During the recent Sirius summer-break airing of the History of Howard Stern, I was struck by how much Howard's radio voice has metamorphosized over the years. Early on (WNBC days) it sounded to me like Howard was deliberately trying to sound extra geeky, and nerdy. His voice sounded totally fake and abnormally nasal.

I believe Howard made a conscious decision to mold his voice to match his nerdy appearance. You can view Howard's goofy mustache, and ill-fitting clothes during this time span by searching YouTube for his early David Letterman Show guest spots.



Howard clearly made the most of his geek image. During the late 70's and early 80's a radio personality needed an act, and this was Howard's act. It allowed him to get away with more on-air bad-boy behavior. After all, looking the way Howard did and sounding the way he did, clearly made his brand of humor more palatable.

However, the reason I mention all this is not to be pedantic or critical, but to express my amazement, and to give a tribute of sorts that Howard was able to stay in character, and put on this contrived voice for so many years. This is what I call being well-disciplined.

Thinking further on this topic, I find it interesting that Howard doesn't want guests or callers to the show to do shtick "A shtick can refer to an adopted persona, usually for comedy performances, that is maintained consistently (though not necessarily exclusively) across the performer's career. In this usage, the recurring personalities adopted by Laurel and Hardy's through all of their many comedy films (despite the fact that they often played characters with different names and professions) would qualify as their shtick". Howard proclaims to wanting to keep-it-real, but maybe this too is shtick. Of course, very few people can do shtick at Howard's level, and perhaps what Howard clearly doesn't want is not shtick, but bad shtick.

Now, fast forward to Howard's media appearances right after he was fired from WNBC and you will be treated to the made-over, new and improved Howard Stern.



Gone are the nerdy glasses, mustache, and low and behold Howard is featuring a new voice. What a chameleon! It must have been a great relief for Howard to let go of his geeky voice. I bet it was easier on his throat and vocal chords too.

Of course, over the years Howard has continued his visual and vocal metamorphosis. Most notable was Howard's decision to have a nose job and chin implant. All of this is in no way a criticism of Howard Stern -- it's his body and career and he can do as he chooses. But, all this is food for thought, and it might be interesting to briefly hear what Howard sounds like without a specially set up over-modulated microphone.

For my next piece I'm going to delve deeply into the meteoric impact Howard's mother, Rae Stern, has had on the radio industry through her son. Furthermore, I intend to speculate that Howard might really be doing the Rae Stern Lite Show. This piece will feature a Top-Ten List of questions I'd like to ask Rae Stern.

Stay tuned.

For Howard Shrine Spews and Views, this is I. Humphrey saying, "Grab your ankles, beyaaatch!"

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Howard Stern no runaway groom by people.com




Unlike Chris Noth's Mr. Big character in Sex and the City – who left Sarah Jessica Parker's Carrie Bradshaw waiting at the altar – Howard Stern is not experiencing any last-minute change of heart, according to his soon-to-be bride.

Although, as far as that ever-elusive wedding date is concerned, "Honestly, we haven't figured it out," Beth Ostrosky insisted at Sunday's Hamptons premiere of the movie musical Mama Mia, sponsored by Blackberry.

Still, Ostrosky, who turns 36 on Tuesday, tells Hamptons magazine, "Howard and I were on the lawn the other day, hanging out, saying that we absolutely cannot wait to get married. There are no pre-wedding jitters. It's all excitement and joy."

Inside the magazine, cover girl Ostrosky models a long, white dress by Marquesa (who'll make the price available upon request), another by Nina Runsford ($44,000) and still another by Badgley Mischka ($9,895) – but the bride-to-be says she will wed in Marquesa, whose designer "Georgina Chapman, is actually sketching as we speak," Ostrosky said on the red carpet. "I'm looking at the sketches next week."

As for why this particular designer, Ostrosky tells Hamptons, "I became a fan of Marchesa after I started seeing Sienna Miller wearing their dresses. I've been obsessed ever since."

But when it comes to the wide array of wedding dates, Ostrosky tells PEOPLE, "We're celebrating with our families in August, and then with our friends in October" – with the nuptials to take place sometime between now "and October," she says.

"It's probably just going to be the two of us at City Hall. I'm going to wear the wedding dress for the reception."

In lieu of gifts, the couple will request donations to the Hamptons Wildlife Rescue Center.

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Monday, July 14, 2008

Radio DJ discusses his autograph seeking brush with Baba Booey's Mom

Review of Bubbapalooza @ the Taj Mahal in Atlantic City

Sunday, July 13, 2008

Gary Dell'Abate fires back at one of our brave soldiers.

Brave soldier said:

"They finished signing and i asked the guys to sign my Jim Norton book. I know it seems wrong, but i figured they are alll comedians and Jim was in the book and damn it, i felt it would be cool to have. Unfortunately, my fears were realized when Gary said something to the effect of signing something for Opie and Anthony. It was uncomfortable and maybe I am not aware of the autograph code of conduct. "

"i asked Gary, "Did Artie resign for the show?" He quickly stated that he was always signed for the full five years and quickly made me feel like over stepped my bounds. It was very uncomfortable to made to feel that way. I was not trying to pry, considering everything is aired on the show and I was sure that before i was deployed, their was rumor of Artie leaving."

"Gary had came in and left with Jim's phone and was out there 30 minutes or so. My 1SG, who was very excited to meet the Baba Bastard, asked for a photo with him. Gary begrudgingly put his phone to his side and took the pic. You can see the phone and the joyous expression that I got when we spoke earlier."

Gary Dell'Abatte says:

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?s=11460872e74556a042f3fb0aeb750fcd&postid=13194833#post13194833


Thisis Gary Dell'Abate from the Howard Stern Show.
Mutt helped me get a password and get on here.

I feel I have to respond to the e-mails that have beem posted by the soldier I met in Afghanistand. In short order, here are the facts:

*I met him that night and was very gracious

*He asked me to sign a Jim Norton book and I made am observaton. I said, "Oh isn't that the guy from O& A. It was an observation, a comment...anything more he took from that is in his head

*I signed the book

*He asked me when Artie was goind to re sign and I told him we were all on board for 5 years. I was not snotty or arrogant. Anything else he took from this was in his own head.

*The gang was all inside in a little library area.I was outside, on the phone with my wife explaining the article that I heard might be in the news about us coming under mortar fire. I did not want her and my kids to read this without talking to me first. I assured her we were ok and calmed everyone down.While I was on the phone, someone came over to say hi and I shook their hand and said hi,
I then went inside and hung out for another 10 minutes. I signed about 25 pictures.

We then left.

Artie, Jimmy, Nick, Dave & I spent every moment we had hanging with the troops when we were not performing. We had breakfast , lunch & dinner with the troops. We drank with the troops. We spent the entire day touring various facilities and just hanging around. I thought we did a great job.

It appalls me that someone could take a great thing and try and turn it into his own little personal crusade. We gave up our vacation, and I left my wife and kids for a week to volunteer our time. I get it....the soldiers are putting there life on the line for us. We saw that every day. I am in no way comparing myself to what they do.They are amazing. But we did volunteer to go.

I can't imagine what kind of person would opt to piss all over that. I also can't imagine the charachter of someone who would post personal e-mails without asking.

Thanks for the time,
Gary

(update)

Brave Soldier responds back:

First, I have no crusade. I told the story as it was and as Gary acted. I put in my feelings about the way Gary acted, but it was, my story. I have talked to a few people about Gary and most did not get more than an autograph, so they do not have any real interaction to speak of....shocker huh?

My perception obviously would be my interpretation of his attitude, but unless I am delusional along with so many others in this world that have met Gary, I stand by my story. Once again, I have never had an agenda, I really could care less. I have already explained why I wrote the story in the first place. I ask/ed for no special consideration. Consider me a normal fan in the US that had a meet and greet with the same situations. He still acted, in my opinion, unprofessional and just is not the kind of guy that should go and meet fans of the group or show. Once again, MY opinion. Take it for what it is worth, but I am not a liar, I did not make this up, nor do I need attention from someone that does not affect my life in any way.

Although this has been very entertaining to watch unfold, it was never my intent. Everything I wrote to Gary or about Gary was 90 percent positive. He says nothing about himself in his reply that I did not say to him or about him.

As far as the emails, his signature block let me know that he is all business and nothing he said was of a sensitive nature. In fact, i had already surmised why he was the way he was in previous blogs. His email just confirmed it.

Gary is full of little backhanded comments and he thinks so little of people, they could not possibly interpret when he is trying to be a dick or put them down. Such as the Opie and Anthony remark. Every comic in the room reacted to his comment as "just sign it". Apparently they also misunderstood Gary's observation, just a comment. He explains it as being benign, people like him always have the same excuse and except no responsibility for their comments and explain them away like the other person is the problem. That may work on other people in your life, but not me.

Anywho, there is no pissing on poor little Gary. I have mentioned to exhaustion that it was VERY appreciated that they came, including him. He was just a dick at that time. In fact, He may have handed out ZJ's the very day prior to all the other Joe's, I do not know. God bless his little heart.

Late,

SSG T

Artie Lange sings at Bubbapalooza



SantosLHalper from SFN:

artrie, sal, and ralph made the trip to bubbapalooza. ralph did not come out, but bubba busted his balls a bit. sal did maybe 10 min of standup and then artie closed out the show with an hour set. it was a fan fucking tastic time. artie had a couple stories about afghanistan he siad he would bring up again monday. he did some new material, well at least new to me, some old stuff, and sang ann murray, which i have a clip of if the powers that be say its ok to share.


watch here

http://www.sternfannetwork.com/forum/showthread.php?s=c4c6dae6b5ccad642ecf9039f527eed6&threadid=378717

Thursday, July 10, 2008

Beth Ostrosky got big tips

Howard Stern's fiancée, Beth Ostrosky, left a 50 percent tip on a $166 bill at a restaurant in Southampton.

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Page 71. Will the Farter coming soon to a network near you

Page 71, just like Page 69 only we dig deeper for the dirt.

Shrine 100 News has learned exclusively that Will the Farter will be on American television in the next two months. He just filmed the show a month ago. It is now in the editing stages and will air sometime in August. The host is a major tv show personality according to our source. More as this story develops.

Wack Pack Bowling Pics






copy and paste link for more

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See Dan the Song Parody live this Friday in Jersey


Dan the Song Parody Man:

To All My New Jersey Friends,

I'll be performing live stand-up comedy at the Blend Bar in Ridgewood, NJ This Friday Night July 11! The Show Starts at 8pm sharp. See Flyer below for more details.

Hope to see you there!

Our newest Shrine Inductee: Harry S. Franklin



Who? Harry was the author who paid Fred $2,000 and Will $500 to review his book, Paradigm Shift. I contacted Harry shortly after his appearance on the show and he was nice enough to send me an autographed copy of his book for the Shrine.



I hope to give Harry my review as well.(558 pages for a non reader like me is going to be tough task) I am, however, looking forward to reading the Stern references and letting the fans know what they can expect. I also plan on sending Harry a copy of Howardshrine: The Book in return. Hmm....maybe I should send Fred a copy too, minus the 2 grand. I'll let you know if I do.



Harry's website

Rush, you're no Howard Stern

Rush, You're No Howard Stern

The Wall Street Journal reports that Rush Limbaugh and Clear Channel have agreed to an eight-year $400 million contract, entailing a salary of $38 million/year plus a $100 million signing bonus. Not bad, but still $100 million shy of Howard Stern's 2004 contract with Sirius Sattelite Radio, according to the WSJ. The difference clearly reflects the bias of the liberal media. Or perhaps it reflects a preference for tasteless sex jokes over tasteless political jokes.


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Rev Bob Levy vs. Donnie Bonaduce..It's on


According to the Fag of All Media, Perez Hilton:

Remember when Howard Stern regular Bob Levy bitch slapped Danny Bonaduce a few months back?

Well…get ready cuz the shizz is about to be settled!

Reverend Bob has finally accepted Bonaduce's challenge to face him in the ring, PerezHilton.com has learned.

September 13th. Atlantic City. More details to come.

We're siding with the former child star on this one!

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Howard Stern Trivia Question of the Week!

Last week's Trivia Question...

What Broadway & Musical Theatre Legend loved Howard and The Howard Stern Show?

Robert Goulet

(He also sang a BaBa Booey song parody and entered it into a song parody contest)


This week's Trivia Question...

What part of Howard's body does he like the most? And, why?



Answer at the HowardShrine.com Bulletin Board!



Beet @ some sex olympics vid

Sunday, July 06, 2008

Tales from the War

Surely on their way home after an exhausting trip over here to Afghanistan, Artie, Gary, Jim Folerntine, Nick Depallo, and Dave Atell made a great impression here where I am stationed. After almost not making it due to a flight delay the boys came by at 1830hrs to have dinner and a meet and greet. They came rolling in SUV's lead by an Up armored HUMMVW. They stepped out and looked around for direction to the next place. They were looking tired but determined as they introduced themselves to the boys and me who were standing outside anticipating their arrival. We motioned them into the chow tent for a dinner with the boys. They sat down and graciously shook hands