Interview with Emily Stern by jewishjournal.com

Emily Stern—Howard Stern’s daughter—on stage and off
'Earth Sucks' starts one-month run at Art/Works Theatre in Hollywood
By Naomi Pfefferman



Emily Stern
Emily Stern is 6 feet tall and resembles her father, radio icon Howard Stern, but she does not aspire to a career in radio.

She says her interests lie in her spiritual and artistic endeavors: attending the Romemu (Jewish Renewal) synagogue and its Red Tent women's group in Manhattan; integrating Jewish practice into the Transcendental Meditation her entire family has practiced since she was young; studying the use of Balinese masks to create theater; performing and recording her original songs; and, currently, playing the lead in an offbeat science fiction rock musical, "Earth Sucks," a meditation on global harmony.

In the musical -- which runs Oct. 4-Nov. 2 at Art/Works Theatre in Hollywood -- Stern, 25, plays Echo, an Earthling who falls in love with a fugitive alien and uses her music to save civilization from an evil pop diva. All the while, the character struggles with her relationship with her distant, if well-meaning, father.

"The element I like most is that the character comes to see things differently, and feels she has a voice and a place through her music," Stern said during lunch. "And of course the relationship between the father and daughter ... the elements of healing and wholeness that come through." Stern's personal journey, in some ways, echoes that of her character.

She said she identifies with stories of transformation and revelation, in part, because she was raised in an atmosphere of "extreme concealment ... a lot of things were private because it was the public eye."

Stern experienced her father as a loving, protective parent; she says she was not explicitly forbidden from tuning in to his program (famous for its naked women and other outrageous scenarios).

"But there was the sense of 'You wouldn't want to listen; it's not your father.'" The suggestion was that Stern's public persona was an act, and that the real Howard Stern was an intensely private family man devoted to his then-wife, Allison, and three daughters.

When Emily secretly watched the radio show's late-night TV broadcast, she was confused by her father's high-energy, improvisational performance.

"I remember being like, 'That isn't my dad. Who is this?' Then once I reached the age when it was maybe acceptable to listen ... it really just wasn't what I was interested in, in seeing my dad that way, and also the content."



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This Week on the Greg Fitzsimmons Show: Simon Rex

"Simon Rex," from MTV, soft-core gay porn and B-movie fame!

He was in Scary Movie 3 & 4, Superhero Movie, Rise and the unforgettable Karate Dog. He has also been in a handful of WB-type of network shows like: Felicity, Everwood, and Jack & Jill.

The Greg Fitzsimmons Show, Monday at Midnight only on Howard 101.

From the Howardshrine Mailbag: A word from Howard TV

Wanted to give you the word that we just released the most Awesome web piece we’ve ever put together. It’s called Howard TV: 2 Years in 2 Minutes (ish). It’s a highlight of many of the most shocking and entertaining moments over the duration of Howard TV. Get up to speed on the most awesome show on Video On-Demand!

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Comedian Chris Rock's Hour-long Interview on Howard TV On Demand Beginning Tonight (9/25)

Comedian Chris Rock stops by Howard Stern’s studio. Howard admits that Chris is his favorite comedian. They discuss Howard’s impending nuptials; how great Chris’ marriage is and America’s potential to elect its first African-American president.



Here’s just a brief quote from the hour-long discussion:



Howard: “Do you think Obama is going to win? In the final analysis, are white people going to go into the booth and say, ‘wait a second, this has gone far enough. We cannot have a black president’?”



Chris: “I don’t think that’s going to happen. If you’re asking, ‘Is America ready for a regular black guy to be president?’ Hell…no. Are they ready for this extraordinary, genius, charismatic guy who appears to have it all together who is a drastic difference from a 72 year-old guy who is worth 100 million dollars, who is friends with bankers, etc? Yes! If America is not ready for that, then I feel sorry for America.”



The interview in its entirety can only be seen on Howard TV On Demand service beginning Thursday night, September 25 and will be on the channel for three weeks. More information is available at www.howard.tv.

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Chris Rock Schools Racist Howard Stern

McChicken!

by I. Humphrey

Ferschizzel My Nizzel, Chris Rock really exposed Howard Stern's racism. Rae Stern's efforts at promoting diversity during Howard's Wonderbread Years truly must've backfired. I guess getting smacked upside one's beanpole head with a garbage can in Roosevelt, Long Island can do that to you. What a pity. Howard should take off the dark glasses, and let a little color in his life. 

He should vote Obama, and marry Robin. Even the densest Stern Fan would have to admit that a lifetime of conversations would be better with Robin than with Beth. And this isn't a knock on Beth, but intellectually she can't hold a candle to Robin. Plus, a mind like Howard's needs a lot of stimulation -- the kind of stimulation Robin could provide in spades (Lord, I'm sorry for that, and God bless the starving pygmies in New Guinea). With Robin, Howard wouldn't have to resort to chess to stave off Alzheimer's.

Some may argue that Robin's failed dalliance with Jim Florentine had its roots in Jim being a watered-down Howard substitute. White and funny, yes, but no Howard Stern. Robin's jungle love burns true, as her single status bears ample testimony. But lets move on.

When Howard said on today's show that America wasn't ready to elect a black man, Chris Rock put things in perspective by pointing out that Obama isn't any old black man. Obama is the right man, at the right time -- a truly rare combination, and one that we're truly fortunate to have. Chris continued hammering home his excellent argument by making a baseball analogy. Back in 1945 when Jackie Robinson made history by becoming the first black man in professional baseball, it wasn't because Jackie Robinson was black, but because he was such an amazing athlete. And while society might not always be willing to open the doors of racial prejudice, it's always easier when the first person through those doors, leading the way as it were, is someone special. To think that after 63-years we're still having this conversation is quite sad. And to think that Howard, champion of the downtrodden would have to be dragged kicking and screaming to do what he knows is right and just, makes me want to cry.

I'm sure I'm not the only Stern fan who's praying Chris was successful at enlightening Howard. I've opined in past columns that Robin and Fred are doing their best to lead Howard towards the light. I can't imagine what more can be done to save Howard from the dark side. Maybe the tipping point would be if Obama became an honorary member of the North Shore Animal League. Then Beth-O could beg Howard not to split the vote in their household. We all know Howard puts pussy over politics, so...

Even Howard's friend David Letterman is showing heart. Just read what he said today regarding chicken-hearted pseudo hero McCain's lie about not being able to appear on Letterman because he had to race back to Washington to save the economy, when in reality he had screwed over Dave so he could do an appearance with Katie Couric -- and not in Washington, but in New York, a mere 5-minute walk from Letterman's studio. Here's what happened as reported on The Drudge Report:

David Letterman tells audience that McCain called him today to tell him he had to rush back to DC to deal with the economy.

Then in the middle of the taping Dave got word that McCain was, in fact just down the street being interviewed by Katie Couric. Dave even cut over to the live video of the interview, and said, "Hey Senator, can I give you a ride home?"

Earlier in the show, Dave kept saying, "You don't suspend your campaign. This doesn't smell right. This isn't the way a tested hero behaves." And he joked: "I think someone's putting something in his Metamucil."

"He can't run the campaign because the economy is cratering? Fine, put in your second string quarterback, Sara Palin. Where is she?"

"What are you going to do if you're elected and things get tough? Suspend being president? We've got a guy like that now!"

Fuckin'A!!!

Evidently McCain's "hero" days are far behind him. First he ducks Letterman. Now he wants to chicken-out of debating Obama in Missouri this Friday. McCain is trying to hide behind the economy. And he's insulting our intelligence if he believes for one second that we're buying into this baloney. 

By the way, as Howard Stern predicted, Bush is bankrupting America. McCain and Bush are two peas in a pod. A McCain presidency would only be four more years of Bush. Seriously, the only thing McCain should be president of is Purdue Chicken. 

To readers of this meshugana column I apologize for the sloppiness of this entry, but all this stuff has my head spinning.

For Howard Shrine Spews & Views, this is I. Humphrey saying, Don't cook tonight, eat Chicken-Delight."

Alexis Pelekanos Selected as Howard Stern’s Miss Howard TV for October 2008

Alexis Pelekanos has just been selected as Miss Howard TV for the month of October for Howard’s Stern’s Howard TV On Demand. Pelekanos, born and raised in Pittsburgh, is a die hard Steelers fan and presently, a student of dentistry at the University at Southern California (USC). She’s a Penn (University of Pennsylvania) graduate. She also dances, sings and writes pop-country music. Recently she appeared on the reality television show “The Pussycat Dolls Present: Girlicious” and was selected as one of the Tempe 12 calendar girls (representing USC).



Though Pelekanos presently resides in Los Angeles, she says, “My loving family and wild and crazy best girlfriends are still in ‘The Burgh’ (Pittsburgh); I’ll always stay true to my roots.”



Miss Howard TV spokes-models are interviewed on the Howard Stern show and then featured on Howard TV On Demand where they introduce and give an overview of the monthly programming on the channel.



Howard TV On Demand is a subscription video on demand channel available only on digital cable. For more information about Alexis and Miss Howard TV, visit here or contact: pressoffice@howardtv.com.

A Howardshrine Exclusive: RICK'S CABARET GIRLS HOST CHARITY EVENT

RICK'S CABARET GIRLS HOST CHARITY EVENT
The Rick's Cabaret Girls hosted a charity night at the club, and
raised funds for the New York Road Runners Foundation "Team for Kids"
program.

Sal & Richard's new website

Story featuring UMaine student now interning for the show

Shock jock Howard Stern has taken on one of University of Maine's own this semester. Derek Francis, 27, a senior mass communication and theater major, is currently in New York City interning at "The Howard Stern Show."

Auction to spend a day in the studio now tops $25,000

Once again we are able to offer this exclusive experience for Jayni and Chevy Chase's Green School Auction: Sit in on the Howard Stern Show and watch Howard and Robin and the gang do their show live--you'll also get a full tour of the studio and offices by Gary "Baba Booey" Dell' Abate! However, as promised by Howard, this year will be even better!

Will it ever come?

According to everyone's favorite wackpacker's website, the Beetlejuice Beer Pong Table should be on the market soon. At least, that's what the website has been claiming for a good year.
Beer pong has recently gained some fame in the Stern fan community when Howard mentioned that he had played beer pong with Ivanka Trump and Katie Lee Joel. Fans were excited on the message boards that they could relate to a game Stern was playing, since chess isn't exactly everyone's forte.
Hopefully, the table will be on the market soon. Who doesn't want something as priceless as Beet's face on a table used to get wasted?
You can pre-order the table now by visiting the merchandise section of www.jollydwarf.com.

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Howard Stern sighting in old Esquire Book

Two things people should know about me. 1. I'm a bargain hunter 2. I love my pussy. Hard to pass up a discounted book about my favorite subject. Took the book home and started to read a book I could have written myself when bam two Howard Stern mentions. From 2001. Enjoy!!

HOWARDOLITICS

by I. Humphrey

Here's my newly-minted word: Howardolitics (Howard + Politics). It's what you get when you combine a famous shock jock, and a 500 million dollar Sirius payday. Namely you get a guy who wants to elect a president who represents the rich. Even if that president would go against everything Howard has said he's for -- gay marriage, a woman's right to choose, and so on. Not even the well-being  of Howard's audience comes into play. Sure there are a lot of wealthy Stern listeners, but from my vantage point, which is shoulder to shoulder with the average Joe, the great majority of fans are from very modest means. 

It must be hard for Robin Quivers, an African American woman, a person who tries to help those less fortunate than her,  a woman who has long loved Howard Stern, and a woman who should be getting married to Howard this very weekend to have to witness Howard's slide to the conservative left politics of John McCain. What a travesty. I'm sure Howard's two closest friends, Fred and Robin must be ready to mutiny or at the least hold an intervention.

Lest anyone have any doubts about the corporate welfare that has taken place this week, or about the welfare for the cold-hearted rich that would take place if God-forbid McCain were to be elected, check out this chart:

McCain has clearly tried to steal Obama's platform of change. This is an insult to everyone with the exception of Gary the Retard, who is of course retarded. McCain represents Bush's third term. We've barely barely barely survived two Bush terms. Heaven help us if were subjected to a third. If you think I'm exaggerating, then please look at this photo of a Siamese twin I call: Bushpain:

Talk about sucking at Bush's teat!

Back to Howardolitics. I implore Howard, if not for his three daughter's sake, then at least for the listener's sake -- please wake up, walk toward the light, and climb aboard the Obama bandwagonn. Make us all proud. Give us back the rebel, and the champion of the downtrodden and just plain demented -- in short give us back the Howard we've all come to know and like a lot in a non-gay way.

For Howard Shrine Spews and Views, this is I. Humphrey saying, "Vote for me, and I'll set you free, Beyaaatch!"

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Emily Stern to get back onstage~ NY Post

KEEPING IT ON


September 17, 2008 --


SHE won't be prancing around naked this time, but Howard Stern's daughter, Emily, is about to get back onstage. She's starring in "Earth Sucks," Jonas Oppenheim's new rock musical about an Earth girl who falls for an alien and helps fight off an evil pop diva. It opens Oct. 4 at Hollywood's Art/Works Theater. In 2006, Emily appeared nude in the Jewish Theater of New York's "Kabbalah," prompting Stern to claim she was being exploited.



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Mondays Midnight on Howard 101

Greg's sidekick, Mike Gibbons, is the Executive Producer of the FOX late night show: Talk Show w/Spike Feresten.

Spike is a former writer for Seinfeld.

Spike Feresten is the guest, Host of Talkshow with Spike Feresten on Fox and former Seinfeld Writer. He wrote Soup Nazi, Muffin Tops, Elaine Dancing...

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Chevy Chase on Howard TV

Funnyman Chevy Chase visited Howard Stern’s studio for the first time for a deeply personal and revelatory hour-long, uninterrupted interview. Chase discussed his childhood memories of the funniest man who ever lived (his father, who was a writer published in Harpers and New Yorker) and his abusive upbringing with a humorless stepfather. Few people know Chase got his start in show business as a writer for Mad Magazine, comedian Alan King and National Lampoon albums. He was also a professional drummer who played for a band that went on to become Steely Dan. Chase revealed that fellow “Saturday Night Live” performer John Belushi may have instigated a fist-fight between Chase and Bill Murray. He talked about his close relationship with “Foul Play” co-star Goldie Hawn. He and his wife Jayni are founders of the upcoming Fifth Annual Chevy Chase Green School Auction www.charitybuzz.com



The interview in its entirety can only be seen on Howard TV On Demand service beginning Friday night, September 19 and will be on the channel for three weeks. More information at www.howard.tv



If you would like additional information about this episode, please contact: pressoffice@indemand.com or call 646 638-8206.

Two Gays Making Out On CNN Live Report on Wall Street

NEW YORK CITY -- It seems Howard Stern's sidekicks got the best of CNN when two of his cronies were caught behind the live reporter on Wall Street in New York City. "Sal the Stockholder" and "Richard Christy" from the Howard Stern show are seen in the video below making out behind a live reporter from CNN.



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Howard and Mel, Assholes again

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THE WORLD IS ENDING

by I. Humphrey

The stock market is in a tailspin, the government is bailing out multi-billion dollar defective financial institutions, and many lesser-minds in the media believe the vapid Sarah Palin has more depth than a blank sheet of copy paper. It feels like the world is ending. Where can we men of unique vision go for a respite? -- evidently anywhere but The Howard Stern Show.

Even the silenced-voices of the so-called Stern Fan Network are risking extinction, and breaking-cover from their Anne Frank-like attic hideaways for the purpose of uniting their voices in indignation. Mark your calendars, today September 16, 2008 was the worst show in Stern Show history. I don't know who the person sitting in Howard's chair was, but it certainly wasn't the King of All Media. To the faithful, I apologize for my stridency, but on a day like today, there is no other road to travel. How can a realist like myself paint a different picture?

Howard's fiancee Beth is fine -- as long as she doesn't get involved in the show. All this crap with dogs, and working Howard's audience for hand-outs is truly obscene. I'm at a loss for words. I'm grateful for decades of great entertainment. I truly am. But, if these are the kind of Stern Shows we have left to look forward to, then like a relationship that has seen better days, Howard should just quit and make a clean break of it. To do otherwise would be to retire as a joke, a punch line, and a mere shadow of his former self. Even Jerry Seinfeld knew when to walk through the door marked Graceful Exit.

I feel bad, hollow, and empty, but there it is. Sure I could try to stop listening, but hope springs eternal -- and slowing down to observe an accident is a human nature to which I'm not immune. I know the glory that was Rome.

For Howard Shrine Spews and Views this is I. Humphrey saying, "pass me a tissue Beyaaaatch!"

Here's a video of Howard when his testosterone levels were much higher:

George and B rad tie the knot

LOS ANGELES - George Takei and his longtime partner, Brad Altman, have agreed to live long and prosper together.



Takei, 71, and Altman, 54, were married Sunday in a multicultural ceremony at the Japanese American National Museum that featured a Buddhist priest, Native American wedding bands, a Japanese Koto harp and a bagpipe procession.

The couple, both clad in white dinner jackets with black pants, made a grand entrance to the tune of "One Singular Sensation" from the Broadway musical "A Chorus Line." They stepped into a circle of yellow roses and lilies, where they shared a traditional Japanese tea ceremony and were wed by a Buddhist priest.

The couple, who have been together for 21 years, wrote their own vows.

Altman said that he had called Takei many things during their two decades together — "life partner, significant other" — but that their marriage represented "a dream come true for me."

"I can add 'my husband' to the list of things I call you," he said.

Takei called his longtime partner an "organized, detail-obsessed, punctuality-driven control freak."

"I'm easygoing with details, so we're a good fit," he said in the trademark baritone recognizable to all "Star Trek" and Howard Stern fans.

"I vow to care for you as you've cared for me ... and to love you as my husband and the only man in my life," Takei said as he held Altman's hands.

The priest then pronounced them "spouses for life." A bagpiper played as the newlyweds walked out, followed by friends, family and a few members of the press.

Takei said he and Altman chose to make their wedding public — and have been outspoken gay-rights advocates for years — for the sake of democracy.

"We have a relationship that's been stronger and longer-lived than some of our straight friends, and yet we were not equal," Takei told The Associated Press before the ceremony. "What this does is give us that dignity; (it's) being part of the American system and being whole. We're making the American system whole as well, as America is becoming more equal."

Such activism is nothing new for Takei. He participated in the civil rights movement, served as a Democratic delegate in 1972 and fought for redress for those — like his own family — who were forced into internment camps after World War II.

"I grew up determined not to be marginalized," he said. "That served as an incentive for me to be proactive."

He and Altman were among the first couples to receive a marriage license in West Hollywood when the state began granting licenses to gay couples on June 17.

"A quarter century ago, when I first met Brad, (marriage) was the farthest thing from our imagination," Takei said. "But what seemed impossible at one time becomes, over the passage of time, more and more 'what if' and 'why not.' We have to participate in moving society along to be a better democracy."

Wedding guests included "Star Trek" stars Walter Koenig and Nichelle Nichols, who served as best man and best lady, Hollywood executives, local and national government officials and the couple's relatives from around the world.

Keeping with the multicultural theme, guests dined on Asian/Baja Californian fusion cuisine and took home Japanese tea-ceremony treats in boxes printed with the phrase: "May sweet equality live long and prosper."

The "Star Trek" star and his manager plan to honeymoon in Argentina and Peru.

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Partridge kid victorious

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L.A. Broadcaster Files Against Satellite Merger

September 12, 2008

Mt. Wilson FM Broadcasters has become the first broadcaster to file a petition with the FCC to reconsider the Sirius-XM merger. Mt. Wilson owns Country KKGO/Los Angeles and News/Talk KGIL/Los Angeles, and filed the petition last Thursday, September 4.

According to Orbitcast, Mt. Wilson is asking that the FCC take another look at the conditions placed upon the satcaster in the merger agreement. The company claims that the conditions are inadequate and that Sirius XM should also be subject to the same rules as terrestrial radio when it comes to "the use of unauthorized frequencies to air indecent programming."



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Howard Stern's Love Child with Pamela Anderson Found!

by I. Humphrey

Steven Mud-Langford, it's time for you to step-down, bend-over, assume-the-position, grab your skinny ankles, and prepare to be scooped by I. Humphrey of Howard Shrine Spews and Views.

NEWSFLASH: Stern Fans the-world-over are rejoicing, because a successor of royal-lineage, direct blood descendant, and next-in-line to succeed the throne for our King of All Media, Howard Stern, has been found. And what a fantastic successor. He's a young teenager, with a sharp-wit, aficionado of locker-room-humor, and possessing a total disdain of authority -- in short -- a chip off the old block.

He was conceived many years ago during one of The Howard Stern Show's road trips to Las Vegas. The mother is Pamela Anderson, and their love child's appearance is equal parts Pam and Howard. Hard-to-believe, but the results of this union aren't scary at all. 

Conception occurred in the hotel's swimming pool. Evidently, Howard's arousal at being in close proximity to Pamela resulted in a small emission of some very powerful semen. Luckily, due to a large amount of rainfall the day before, the chlorine levels in the pool were very low, and Howard's sperm cells were able to survive the long journey to Pam's ovaries, and fertilize one of her eggs. All of this is really poetic-justice, or a life-for-a-life, in that a child died at a pool party hosted by Pam's previous husband, Tommy Lee on June 16, 2001.

Now without, further ado, and no more gilding-of-the-lilly, it is my distinct honor, and privilege to present to my fellow Stern Fans, the heir-apparent to the throne -- Howard and Pamela's love-child (who's name shall remain private until the royal coronation). He can be seen here discussing VPILF (Vice President I'd Love to Fuck) Sarah Palin:

Evidently the apple doesn't fall far from the bush. The boy's "mother," Pamela Anderson can be seen here jumping on the Anti-Palin bandwagon, and telling the VPILF Sarah Palin to "Suck-It!" Which is something we'd all like to experience from a VPILF, to be sure. If you put lipstick on my cock, it's still a cock. Now that's some pork-barrel legislation I can get into. But I digress...

Some of you might be wondering about Howard's son's accent. In further developments, Howard Shrine Spews and Views has learned that his accent is the result of being brought up by Howard's Cousin Ritchy, who when not overdosing on Beeceuticals, likes to run around pretending (much like Madonna) to be a Brit. Here's Cousin Ritchy weighing in on the royal opinion regarding Sarah Palin being a stone-cold VPILF:

By the way, what is that bulge in McCain's lower left jaw? It looks like he's chewing on Sarah Palin's placenta. Sarah VPILF Palin might not know what the Bush Doctrine is, but Stern Fans sure do ;)

For Howard Shrine Spews and Views, this is I. Humphrey, demonic reporter, saying, "Drill baby Drill! -- that VPILF's cauldron of hot-dripping juices, Beyaaatch!"

Check out this Sexy Sarah VPILF Palin Montage:

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Pre-order the fat bastard's book on his new website, artielangetoofattofish.com today!

You could order both the audio book and the hardcover book, which will be released on November 11 of this year. Visitors to the site can also enter their own Too Fat to Fish cover contest for their chance to win several prizes including: a DVD on the Norm McDonald and Artie Lange classic, Dirty Work, a DVD of the Artie Lange stand-up special It's the Whiskey Talking, a DVD of Private Parts and a copy of Arties new book.

There are several submissions on the page and according to the site voting is coming soon. So fans, submit your Too Fat to Fish covers right now by emailing them to cover@artielangetoofattofish.com for your chance to win. The submission had to be a jpg or gif file, 100 x 135, and no more than 150 KB.

Howard Should Play Anal Ring Toss With Sarah Palin!

by I. Humphrey

... and if you packed her ass with ice it could be called Baked Alaska Anal Ring Toss. The only place most Stern fans would like to see Sarah's lipstick is as a ring around their cocks. Lets pull off the hockey gloves, and score a goal in Palin's crease. Yeah baby! I see a baby in 9-months named Ra-Ra, as in Ra-Ra Retard. With the brain of Bababooey, it will take a serious set of choppers to survive in Alaska. Seriously -- this upcoming erection has got me on fire. 

Fellow Sternites, what's with Howard having to be dragged kicking and screaming into the light of an Obama Democracy? We all know his daughters want Obama's chocolate love. Robin and Fred both want Obama. So what's the dealio? 

Even Matt Damon knows Sarah Palin is evil. He even has actuarial tables predicting McCain's lack of longevity. And I saw Matt Damon in Goodwill Hunting -- and that motherfucker is smart -- he can solve problems that college math professors can't begin to understand.

Here's Matt Telling Like It Is -- Word!

For Howard Shrine Spews and Views, this is I. Humphrey, demented reporter-at-large, saying, "Obama is a long-legged, well-hung, big Mac Daddy, Beyaaaaatch!"

Obama on Letterman discussing lipstick and pigs:

Savanna Samson Photoshoot and Interview with Chaunce Hayden

Photos by Chaunce Hayden





On Monday, Steppin' Out magazine's editor, Chaunce Hayden and porn star, Savanna Samson spent the day together shooting her 2nd Steppin' Out cover story.
Savanna has recorded a song called Posession (available on Itunes) and will be playing it on Howard Stern on Wednesday. However, there could be trouble. Savanna tells Chaunce that the last time she was on the show, Artie Lange acted very strange and refused to let her get a word in during her entire segment. According to Savanna, Artie is upset because he tried to start a rumor that Savanna was hitting on him in Miami. But Savanna made it very clear that was a false story. Artie has apparently held a grudge against Savanna ever since.
Savanna tells Chaunce that she's worried Artie will try ruin her apparence tomorrow by doing the same thing he did last time she was on.... stay tuned. Meanwhile enjoy some of Chaunce Hayden's exclusive photos of Savanna taken at Rick's Caberet in NYC.
You can read the entire interview with Savanna in the next issue of Steppin Out.

End near for Scores

Don't take it off _ end near for NYC smut palace
By DAVID B. CARUSO – 1 day ago

NEW YORK (AP) — The end may be near for Scores, the legendary strip club that has attracted celebrities while withstanding Mafia infiltration, FBI raids and ex-Mayor Rudy Giuliani's crusade against smut.

After 17 years of notoriety, the owners are facing an uphill battle to keep New York state from stripping the club of its liquor license.

In a city that waffles between celebrating its seedy past and being relieved that its era of pimps and peep shows is over, the demise of the East Side club would likely generate mixed feelings.

"In some ways, it's kind of like an institution in New York, so it would be sad if it closed down, I guess," said Ruth Fowler, a former dancer at the club's satellite venue, Scores West, and author of "No Man's Land," a memoir about her days on the gentlemen's club scene.

On many nights, she said, Scores had the feel of an exclusive club. High rolling patrons including A-list athletes dropped thousands of dollars. Gossip columnists reported on sightings of stars from Colin Farrell and Russell Crowe to Lindsay Lohan and Carson Daly.

"On the other hand," Fowler said, "I hate the place."

Women at the club were often treated like "absolute dirt" by managers, and prostitution was encouraged, she said.

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Jillian Grace has Spade baby

Did she get drunk and fuck a black guy like Miss Howard Stern? nah..

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David's Swimmers Work in Spades

It was David with the tadpoles in the Playmate after all.

David Spade is the father of a baby girl born last week to his once-galpal Playmate Jillian Grace, his rep tells People. "David and Jillian have been in close contact throughout her pregnancy and he plans to go see the baby during his first break from shooting 'Rules of Engagement,'" says his rep.

The baby was born Aug. 26, and he said all along he would help the kid if it turned out he was the daddy.


(Thanks to Unsolicited Advice Guy for the info)



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(Feedback from a friend of Miss Howard Stern, Shrine 100 News Reporter Bob Thorney)

FYI, regarding the whole "Miss Howard Stern got drunk and fucked a black guy and then had a black baby" the facts are: She had sex with her then boyfriend who was half black, and so her daughter is 1/4 black. ( FYI, I saw a pic of Andrea's daughter a few years ago and she looked white to me.)

Howard Stern Feb 6th, 2001 "I would never get married."

From sadchild, a Sirius BackStage message board member:

stern 2-6-01 "i would never get married" dialogue excerpt
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from 2/6/01 (i had to leave out some random unfinished sentences that got interrupted so that the conversation makes sense)

gary: "now that it's been a while... do you ever see in your lifetime EVER AGAIN getting married?"
howard: "oh no... i would be in a relationship but i would never get married"
robin: "what about if the person you're in love with wants to be married?"
howard: "um, good bye.... i don't believe in marriage"
gary: "but i don't mean in 2 or 3 years, even in 10 years you don't see..."
howard: "hey, if i'm like 70 maybe"
robin: "he will get married again, and he'll have kids"
howard: "no"
robin: "oh absolutely. mark my words."
howard: "hey you know more about it than i do, i guess"
robin: "i do"
howard: "i guess you know more about me than i do"
gary: "howard, you might get married again, i don't see you having kids. i don't see that."
robin: "trust me. i would bet money on it"
howard: "you SO don't know me"
robin: "watch yourself"
howard: "ok, we'll see. how much money do you want to put on that?"
robin: "see you would, no i can't bet YOU, because you'd just hold out to take my money"
howard: "you mean i'd avoid my marriage just to take your money"
robin: "absolutely"
howard: "oh, all right"
robin: "and just forget that i said this so you can go ahead and do whatever you want to do in your life"
howard: "i'll flag the tape"

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Yucko the Clown and The Damn Show release New DVD

The DAMN! Show Classics DVD comes out today!

It's packed with ninety minutes of new sketches, animations, pranks, and interviews filmed over the past ten years.

Order here

Check out the trailer

The DVD includes:

Yucko the Clown: See Yucko (from Howard Stern fame) in his first ever “Clown on the Street” segment plus four other unreleased Yucko segments.

Rack ‘Em Rack RAW: Over thirty unedited and uncensored minutes of DAMN! Show star, Rack Em Rack Willie. See everything that happened the first day we met Willie. Hear more stories about 144 Magnolia street, find out what Willie’s father did for a living, see how many times he actually said “You gonna feel the Bulldog bite” and see him spit more holy spirit in Waco’s face.

Clay Porn 3:The Musical: Kurmit the Frog hosts this animated musical extravaganza. See Big Byrd show off his rap skills and cookie monster sings about the only thing he likes more than cookies.

Behind The DAMN! Show: An in depth look at the history of The DAMN! Show. See interviews with Yucko the Clown, Waco, Roger Black and more.

This DVD is packed with an hour and a half of hilarious footage that no true DAMN! Show Fan can miss!

And now a word from Howard TV

Beat the Booey Premieres tomorrow. For Beat the Booey we have created a dedicated show microsite featuring download, video and even a Beat the Booey Quiz.
Check it out


Additionally – we have created the Howard Stern timeline as part of our promotion for the upcoming Beat the Booey trivia game show which premieres next week on Howard TV. Timeline

Please spread the word, we think it’s a really fun application and are hoping to get fan interaction with it regardless if they subscribe to HTV or not.


We’re looking for super fans to become official “editors” of the timeline who can add and edit events.

Additional links:

Beat the Booey Promo

Ronnie Mund Show Promo

Sheets and Skateboards

by I. Humphrey

Does any straight or even gay Howard Stern fan know where to buy $1,500 sheets? I hope not. I'd like to think we're a bunch of down-to-earth, fun-loving, eclectic, mother-fuckers, who appreciate a good laugh, a fine wine, and a ripe vagine. Who is this new Howard Stern? Is he an impostor? I demand to know where our demented leader has gone. 

Is Beth-O responsible for Howard's brain-washing? So many questions. I'm triple-positive Howard's Grandma Rose is rolling over in her grave, and crying, "Howid, beware of the Poles. You have seven chimneys in your new Hamptons mansion. That's the same number they had in Auschwitz. Remember, not for nuthin, the Poles were never known for their pizza."

But I digress. Is Howard a great entertainer? Yes. But, his $1,500 sheets make him hopelessly out-of-touch with the fans. 

Project Runway is on, so I'll make this blog session brief. Faggot! What really irks me is Howard's negativity towards Obama. Many Stern Fans are skateboarders. Check out what this baby-making, gun-toting, bitch Palin did to our skateboarding brethren: "Palin Supported Penalties for Using Skateboards on Public or Private Property in Wasilla. Beginning Oct. 15 — after the expected opening of the $233,000 Wasilla Skate Park — skaters will be breaking the law if they use their skateboards, in-line skates, bicycles, scooters (or any other recreational, non-motorized wheeled device) on public or private property where signs are posted forbidding their use.”

The Frontiersman added, “In the ordinance approved Monday, the penalty for first-time violators of the ordinance is a written warning and the skate device may be confiscated for 10 calendar days. For a second offense, a $50 fine shall be paid and the skate device may be confiscated for 30 calendar days. A third-time offender will have to pay a $100 fine and will lose his or her skate device permanently.” [Frontiersman, 9/18/98]

Do we really want to put a crazy cunt who'd take away a Stern Fan's skateboard a heartbeat away from the presidency? I think NOT! First they'll come for your skateboard, next they'll come for you.

For Howard Shrine Spews & Views, this is I. Humphrey saying, "Lets turn Palin's huge cans into a skateboard half-pipe, cut a hole in a $1,500 sheet, and pound her frosty poonage Hasidic-style, Beyaaatch!"

Could a snake really eat a midget?

After hearing Johnny Fratto and the crew talk about Eric the Midget's snake conquests this morning, it really got me thinking as to whether or not a large snake could actually eat a midget.
So, I turned to my friend Ben Abts, who currently works in a zoo and has a bachelors degree in zoology.
"A large snake like a python [like the one Eric is holding] or a boa could easily eat a person of Eric's stature," said Ben. "In order to eat a human that is around three and a half feet tall and weighs about fifty pounds could easily be consumed, but the snake would have to be ten feet long."
Judging by the pictures on SFN, the snake looks to be about 3 times Eric's size making it very possible for Eric to be eaten.
According to some internet rumors and reports, there has been at least one incident when a man was alledgedly eaten by a python in South America. The rumor has been put to rest by some, but others swear it to be factual.
So, did the snake want to eat Eric? Well, that is between the snake and Eric. All that I know is that there are some Stern Show fans out there who would be happy if the little bastard was sitting in that python's stomach.

AJ The Anal Ring Toss Girl Interview

Doc: The Keilbassa Queen was on recently. She is known for deep throating 13" keilbassas. Do you think you could beat her in a deep throat contest? What is the longest you have done?

AJ: WELL I HAVE NEVER TRIED MORE THAN AN 8 IN. DILDO. BUT IM SURE I CAN MANAGE. MAYBE MORE.

READ THE ENTIRE INTERVIEW

Katie Lee Joel & Howard Stern beer pong buddies?

Katie Lee Joel taught Ivanka Trump how to guzzle beer through a funnel this past weekend and then played beer pong with Howard Stern

Al Snow and Mariann from Brooklyn siblings?

I was checking out Dean's celebrity interviews on deansplanet.com and got a kick out of how much Mariann from Brooklyn looks like wrestling legend Al Snow.




Check out all of Dean's interviews here Coming soon is an interview I did with Anal Ring Toss girl AJ Morgan

Erice the Midget in Las Vegas

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